>>5379788Not keen on thinking about the implications any longer, you get to work inventorying Sonny’s belongings:
First, and most prominent, is her <span class="mu-g">ORANGE GOOD BOY TIE–</span>though still covered in blood, it would certainly make a decent trophy… or a present for her boytoy once you catch up with them.
And you <span class="mu-i">will</span>.
Speaking of, you also picked up a pack of <span class="mu-g">SPEARMINT GUM–</span> the type a certain coworker of yours had strong enough to make your eyes burn. Taking one of the few sticks left, you unwrap it and chuck it in your mouth.
The strong, minty flavor wakes you up and keeps you focused as you continue your inspection. A <span class="mu-g">BROKEN HEADSET</span> sits snapped apart around her caved-in skull–not that you had much use for it. There’s her <span class="mu-g">BLOOD-SOAKED EYEPATCH,</span> too, but it’s not like you need one anymore.
She doesn’t carry a phone of any kind, but you <span class="mu-i">do</span> find the aforementioned wallet… and upon a closer look you see exactly what the guard was talking about. Or <span class="mu-i">hear</span> it, rather!
Picking the basic wallet up and examining the Good Boy Mascot stitched into its side, you hear a faint beeping from within the fat purse–flipping it over you find a small <span class="mu-g">ELECTRONIC SCREEN</span> along with what appears to be a small virtual keyboard! As you take a closer look, a few words appear on the wallet’s impossibly-tiny readout:
‘<span class="mu-g">ENTER PASSWORD</span>’
Of <span class="mu-s">COURSE</span> this crazy bitch would have a <span class="mu-i">password</span> on her wallet. Of <span class="mu-s">COURSE.</span>
“Toldja.” The security goon mutters under his breath as he and the others take a few cautious steps away from you. “Hey uh… mind trying to open that somewhere else? Y’know, in case it gets… <span class="mu-i">violent?</span>”
Yes, you snarl, you <span class="mu-s">DO</span> mind! Besides, you add with a confident smirk, you know her password!
<span class="mu-b">Q1: WHAT’S THE PASSWORD?</span>
>GOODBOY>FATSTACKZ>CEOMINDSET>TIBIUS>FUCKYOUDADDY>HONEYBUNS>HONEYBUNCH>HONEYBOOBOO>PASSWORD>I<3STAN>WRITE-IN!<span class="mu-b">Q2: DO YOU OFFER LIL’ STANLEY SOME GUM?</span>
>YES!>NO!