>>6158624You barely have time to digest the information before you feel a dark presence in your midst… something that makes your hair stand on-end with primal fear!
“Oh-ho-ho~am I interrupting anythiiiiing?”
“Hi, TT! Didja find anything?” Asks Volka as she reverts to her usual loud self!
“Did I!” Boasts the Durher as she takes the stage between you both, “Ladies and gentlemen: I’ve found a route into the establishment that’s safe, sneaky, and is even big enough for you, Volkie!”
It’s another sewer, isn’t it?
Tzah-Tzie’s stance falters a bit. “W-well not exactly, b-”
Because she knows how you feel about sewers.
“Worry not, friend: this route has NOTHING to do with sewers!”
<span class="mu-b">Minutes Later…</span>
You barely manage to shield your eyes as something reeking of rotten meat splatters on the ground! This is <span class="mu-i">basically</span> a sewer, you sigh. It’s, like, an above-ground sewer!
“Nonsense, it’s a <span class="mu-b">TRASH CHUTE!</span>” Laughs Tzah-Tzie as she steps behind you and Volka to avoid any more splashing! “And look: no guards! No magical wards!”
“Anyone up above, though?” Asks Volka as she gives the chute a few whiffs.
“Not since I last checked!” TT replies! “When I climbed up I emerged in a separate room… I’d wager the staff doesn’t like spending too much time there…”
Well it’s hardly your first choice, you shrug, but it’s better than the other options! You give your spritely scout a pat on the head. She did good!
“Nyehehe, I <span class="mu-i">did</span> do good, didn’t I~” She says, her tail wagging up a storm from the pats! “Now c’mon, let’s go hunt for some eggs!”
“Just gotta figure out where they’d store ‘em once we get inside…” Frowns Volka as she limbers up a bit! “You climb up first… I might, erm, take a little longer…”
As you prepare to climb, you hear the sound of footsteps approaching…
>Roll me 1d100-1 (+3 TT Leads the Way, +3 Sneaky Leather Armor, +1 Coast Clear Above, -2 Dark, -4 Volka… -2 Spice Magic) To get up there undetected! Best of 3!