>>5395933More and more torches burst into flames as you continue down the passage. Illuminating innumerable paintings and busts of the fortress’ owner, you get the feeling he’s watching you as you finally come to the penultimate set of doors–their surfaces clad in the darkest ebony devoid of any light whatsoever!
“Hey Stan?”
Yea, Ly?
“Whatever happens,” your skeleton whispers as if you were on hallowed ground, “it’s… it’s been fun.”
A derisive snort escapes you as your toothy grin lights up a portion of the immeasurable darkness. Yea, you laugh, well wait until you see what happens NEXT!
“He won’t know what hit ‘em, sis!” Cheers Nats as Lil’ Stanley stuffs a clawful of chips into your mouth!
THRSH RGH, you sputter!
Time to make an entrance!
>KICK THE DAMN DOORS OPEN!>EYE LASER!>KNOCK POLITELY!>WAIT UNTIL HE GETS ANNOYED AND OPENS THEM FOR YOU!>WRITE-IN!Gonna call it early tonight--going back to my main computer tomorrow and I've gotta pack up where I am now. Should have more WEDNESDAY AROUND 4-5PM PST!