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After Urist had eaten 3 full smoked hams by himself, he delved into his recent debacles and debauchery with his good friend Donald, everything he told Myhernee, again avoiding telling Donald all the gory bits in the girl's bathroom.
Donald's eyes are the size of pie tins, and his Halfling ears stand at attention, poking through his red hair. "So that's why you weren't in bed last noight. Well, at least you lost your virginity, I'm so jealous!" Donald smiles honestly, with his mouth open.
You burp a modest burp. "I'm not sure if... Uhh... That counts as losing my virginity. And in fact, I'm going to need you to keep that all a secret..." Donald's smile fades and his ears droop, his empty stomach growls. You continue, "for now, at least." Donald perks up again.
You burp a modest burp. "I'm not sure if... Uhh... That counts as losing my virginity. And in fact, I'm going to need you to keep that all a secret..." Donald's smile fades and his ears droop, his empty stomach growls. You continue, "for now, at least." Donald perks up again.
As you walk out of the cafeteria, there is still plenty of time between classes, and your next class is with Mister Riddhagg anyhow, and he won't mind if you're a bit late... Or even absent.
Donald asks: "So, uhh, Uri... I need to collect a few corpses to practice my necrophilia, but I still haven't learned many offensive spells, and you know how lousy I am with a blade... Or a bow... Or a bowstaff... Simply put, mate, I was wondering if you could help me slay some of the local beasties, so I can rape their dead bodies?" Urist looks at him weirdly for a second... Donald chimes in, "I'll let you tea bag them!"
You're a real nigga, so you of course agree to help your boy. The sloppy seconds will be just another cherry on top for lunch.
[Donald Skreazly, level 6 Halfling Cleric, has joined your party!]
I'll get his stats/sheet sorted out soon, unless one of you really feels like doing it. I still don't have a desktop so I'm updating from my phone. I'm still not sure what to do to determine Donald's stats. Not sure what his abilities/skills/spells are but let's just have him be a standard-ish Cleric but with few or no offensive spells. If we don't flesh him all the way out, we'll just copycat Urist's stats/HP for Donald for this combat and spitball his abilities. Sorry for phoning it in on this part, I still have much to learn and not much time to learn it presently.
After a short walk, you and Donald reach the Fourbitten Forest, which Mister Riddhagg's shack happens to be on the edge of. You should have plenty of time to ramshackle and tea bag some of the creatures, hopefully something easy like Gob-Dobbies or Land Squids (they don't move too good). Unfortunately, you don't find anything along the perimeter, and need to stab deeper into the trees to find anything.
