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Both you and Boris stand staring at each other for a moment before he realizes what’s happening.
“Okay, Stan, if you <span class="mu-i">really</span> wann-”
<span class="mu-s">SMACK!</span>
Halfway through the sentence you’re already clubbing him upside the head!
“OW! Alright, that’s enough, Stannie,” he sputters as he stumbles backwards from the force of your blow, “Still time to back down!”
As IF, <span class="mu-s">CREEP!</span> rushing forward like a missile, you feel your wounds fade as you slide under your coworker’s clumsy, albeit strong blow, and using your momentum you sweep his legs out from under his feet before delivering a bone-shattering swipe to his back mid-fall!
Tumbling across the slanted battlefield, Boris quickly regains his footing and goes on the offensive–attacking you with a flurry of superhumanly-fast swipes of his mop, it still proves to be useless–even without your <span class="mu-g">BONE SPEED</span> you have no trouble ducking and weaving through them like a pro boxer!
“LAST chance, bumblebee!” He hisses through his mask, “I mean i-”
You give him your answer in the form of a swift kick to the nuts, causing the janitor to fall towards the edge once again! As you move to chase him, you feel another warmth enter your body… one that fills you with even more vigor!
“<span class="mu-i">Typical Gene… or Cliff… or whatever da’ hell he’s callin’ himself these days! Goes to a rumble without his best friends! Whoof, who’s this creep?</span>”
<span class="mu-s">STRIPES!</span>
“<span class="mu-i">We got yer’ back, Stan. Just do your thing.</span>”
<span class="mu-s">WYATT!</span>
As Boris regains his mojo, you see his faux-friendly facade finally start to fade!
“That’s IT, you freak,” he snarls as his mop quakes in his hands, “You HAD your chance!”
Leaping at you like a bullet, Boris brings his weapon arcing downwards towards your head!
<span class="mu-b">ROLL ME 1d100+50(+5 BUNNY SUIT, +5 DEMON STRENGTH, +50 CLIFF! +50 STRIPES! +50 WYATT! -5 DEMON IGNITE FATIGUE, -5 POWER FATIGUE) BEST OF 1 ROLL!</span>
