>>5250414You don't have the arm strength to chuck anything over the river, so your items have to either be used on your side or sent over the bridge/dinghy.
You consider feeding the bear your bottle of Ooze-O. The fermented sewage will definitely get that bear hella crunk, as well as hella poisoned. Probably not a good idea.
You shoot the can of bitter spray, but it just bounces into the air like any other item. You don't think your guns will be of use here.