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Rolled 16, 19 = 35 (2d20)
Dill's quarters are exposed to a powerplant's solar array, an impressive collection of generators that create enough energy to power dozens of similarly-sized colonies. Servos whirr in response to joystick input.
The Charismatic Commissar has arrived on KhaieBalkh.
Loadout Cost: 69,420 points
Commissar's Universal Mechsuit:
-C-Class Armor Plating
-C-Class Seekers
-"Dillstar" Close Combat Armament
-Heavy Rifle, with 2 drums of Cryogenic ammunition and 2 drums of Incendiary ammunition
-Jet Boots, with 3 fuel. Consume 1 fuel to activate for 3 seconds.
Cmr. Dill Dreamer, pilot of the C.U.M.
-Commissar's Double Breasted Coat
-Plutonian Caramello No. 1 Vintage Darks (1 case of 4 extra premium cigars)
-Ampheticaine Brick (the very. last. one. on the colony)
-Binoculars
-Shotgun
"Wait... Take me with you... AHEK AHACK AHUE AHEGGGH." Dill would leave her behind, but he misplaced his metal vapor cutter, and needs this woman's in order to light his stogies.
"Just don't get in my way, Diborra, and that's an order. I expect you to keep up with me in combat, alright? If you fall behind, I can't- I won't rescue you."
Diborra Powmia, Dill's most recent clingy fling
-Cigarettes (Generic brand)
-Metal Vapor Cutter, with 4 charge packs
-I.V. Drip, electrolyte solution (Orange flavored)
Roll 1 to have Dill locate the master control panel for the solar array and shut it all down from there
Roll 2 to have Diborra smash as many solar array generators as she can using brute strength and antiquated curse words alone
Jack/Beanstalk actions and updated squad photos coming later
