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Why, the tried and true way, of course! As your pals keep pressure on the approaching army of fleshy fiends amidst a fireworks show of nasty fireballs, you turn your <span class="mu-g">LASER EYE</span> towards the ramps that <span class="mu-i">haven’t</span> been demolished yet–namely the ones right beneath you!
Not, y’know, the ones you’re standing on, of course–that would be dumb. You’re not dumb.
Too busy dodging the veritable <span class="mu-i">SWARM</span> of <span class="mu-b">ARCANE BOLTS</span> from both Syb and Art, the demons barely react when your laser carves through the ramps like a knife through a particularly moist brownie! Tumbling downwards in a shower of debris, your indirect attack sends your attackers plummeting in groups! Following up with your trusty <span class="mu-g">BACKUUM,</span> you quickly reconsider when the surviving demons use your projectiles as stepping stones! Stupid <span class="mu-i">demons</span>, you spit as you relucantly switch off the device, learning from their <span class="mu-i">mistakes</span>!
“Errr, not bad, Stan, but-”
You know what Art’s gonna say before he can finish: shaken, stirred, and ready to serve thanks to the fireballs exploding left and right, you feel your own ramp buckle under your rubber boots–the universal symbol for ‘<span class="mu-i">get the hell offa’ me, you big idiot</span>’!
“That’s it: we’re <span class="mu-s">OUTTA HERE!</span>”
With a triumphant roar, Talbot chucks one last hunk of debris at the horde before charging the still-sealed door! Leaping into the air with a foot extended into a flying jump kick, the janitor sails a bit further than he expected when the passage opens mere <span class="mu-i">inches</span> from being hit!
Sailing into a maze of massive tubes housing what you immediately recognize is <span class="mu-b">RAW,</span> er, <span class="mu-b">WILD-</span>you know what? <span class="mu-i">WHATEVER</span> kind of <span class="mu-b">MAGIC</span> it is, the janitor lands in a heap right in front of Ly’s welcoming, but still kinda creepy <span class="mu-g">ASTRAL PROJECTION!</span> Took them long enough!
“Da’ dweeb’s up ahead callin’ an elevator to onna’ da’ <span class="mu-g">CONTROL ROOMS!</span>” Your skeleton reports with a more-than-adequate level of urgency in his voice! “C’mon! I’ll… ‘<span class="mu-i">LY</span>’D DA WAY!”
“Did anyone else hear applause just now?” Art asks as you all scamper into the open door.
“No,” Sybil replies, “But I do hear <span class="mu-i">SOME</span>thing!”
Before you can contemplate what that something is, the answer, or rather answer<span class="mu-i">s</span> clamber through the open door behind you!
“<span class="mu-s">WHAaATARrrYOuHIDINNNGGG!?!</span>”
Being one of the few team members who can actually see Ly <span class="mu-i">AND</span> not wanting to die, you quickly adjust your hat as you and the others chase after Ly’s glowing body through the maze!
<span class="mu-b">ROLL ME 1d100+10 (+5 BUNNY SUIT, +5 BONE SPEED) TO NOT FALL BEHIND! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!</span>
