>>6311345So, you mutter, having spent all of your brain juice on those nasty swears, who’s ready to learn some cool stuff today, huh? Niknik?
Obber answers with a flip, probably. He might also have just tapped his claws on the ground! Super! Say, who out there enjoys <span class="mu-i">cooking</span>, huh?
“Triila cooked a few Apprentices the other day…” Replies a Durher with a nasally voice! “The Common Room still smells like burnt fur!”
“Aw, shucks…” Mutters a Gnok student with a bashful grin, “Y-you’re gonna make me blush…”
“Can I go get water now!?”
Later, you reply! You’re not gonna wanna miss this-
“<span class="mu-i">I</span> beg to differ!” Scoffs a Chytree with a posh accent, “<span class="mu-i">I’VE</span> been wanting to miss this class ever since you began! Ha<span class="mu-i">ha</span>! Ha<span class="mu-i">ha~</span>”
Class Clown located… you’ll have to keep an eye on that one! Well, you continue, unnerved, but undaunted, you’re gonna teach them a thing or two today about… <span class="mu-b">AIR FRYERS!</span>
“And how… pray tell…. Do you intend to do <span class="mu-i">thaaaat?</span>” Purrs the joker in a bored, velvety tone!
Crap, you didn’t think that far! H-how <span class="mu-i">ARE</span> you gonna teach them? You can explain the basics, of course, but will that be enough?
What’s the other step?
>Get Socrative with it! Question the students–what do THEY think it is? How does it work?>Ventriloquism Obber! Make him talk–they’ll love that!>Perform a magic trick! Wow the crowd!>Just keep talking until the class is over!>Put together a visual aid with crap from your inventory!>Write-In!