>>5699983“This is just a social call, I’m afraid.” Smiles the VP as he emerges from the shadows with something hidden behind his back!
“In a few minutes <span class="mu-i">I’LL</span> be enjoying the party while <span class="mu-i">you</span>, my weak-bladdered friend, will be spending the next few hours down here wishing you did what you were <span class="mu-s">told</span> to do.”
What’s his <span class="mu-i">deal</span> with all the <span class="mu-s">PISS TALK</span> anyways? Is he some kind of <span class="mu-s">PISS BABY</span> or something?! Some <span class="mu-i">PISS PUNK!?</span>
He doesn’t respond. Revealing the <span class="mu-s">PLATE OF PIZZA</span> in one gloved hand, you feel an icy finger run down your spine as he reveals what’s in his <span class="mu-i">other</span> hand! N-<span class="mu-i">NO!</span>
“I just <span class="mu-i">love</span> <span class="mu-s">PINEAPPLE,</span> don’t you?” He asks as a sinister grin forms on his face! “Why, I daresay you could put it on <span class="mu-i">ANYTHING</span>...”
No, you hiss through clenched teeth, no NO NO <span class="mu-i">NO!</span>
Ignoring your protests, Jake takes a piece of the <span class="mu-s">DEVIL’S FRUIT</span> and dangles it over the <span class="mu-s">SLICE OF PIZZA!</span>
“You’ve been remarkably <span class="mu-i">obstinate</span> tonight, Mr. Crash, so let me be abundantly frank…”
Dipping his hand lower, the fruit barely misses the cheese! You guys are <span class="mu-s">MANIAAAACS!</span>
“If you even entertain the mere <span class="mu-i">THOUGHT</span> of disrupting this party any further, I will turn your quiet night indoors into a <span class="mu-s">WAKING NIGHTMARE.</span>”
The pineapple and pizza are mere <span class="mu-i">ATOMS</span> away from each other when Jake suddenly stands upright! Letting both drop to the ground, he touches a gloved hand to his ear. “I’m here. Yes. Yes…” His expression turns even <span class="mu-i">more</span> grave. “... I’ll take care of it. You too.”
Letting out a long, weary sigh, your torturer studies you from behind his glasses.
“Remember what I said, Mr. Crash. Enjoy your stay, now.”
With that he exits through the metal door the nurse retreated through.
And these damn <span class="mu-s">ZIP TIES</span> are still on you! <span class="mu-s">SHIIIIIIIIT!</span>
>CONTD. 