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I have no idea what's going on in your head at this point, I just know you're ineffably retarded.
You drop your shitstained pants and your hand goes to your dick as you vocalize your best impression of an angry chimpanzee. The strange man, clearly unimpressed with your whatever you're trying to do, steps forward and aims a skillful karate kick at your face.
Roll 1d100 to defend yourself. You fags only get 1 shot this time.
