>>5747329To Beyond The End of (You) Quest
Magical Girl System Apocalypse! These, fuck I don't know, spirit beast shitheels have come to earth on your graduating day and guess what they start making contracts to give people power to fight monstrous invaders, bog-standard start yeah. This one's twist is like two twists in one; twin twists. Like rope. I don't know what they are yet but they're some of the most "damn, I wish I thought that" I can assure.
Like Harry Potter if it were good but also written by a xianxia webnovelist translator. Just in case you didn't know, translating Chinese into English is basically raping Chinese. How to put it, you may as well take basic poetry and remove all the good words mess up the paragraphing and then shit on your keyboard because proper editing is for dorks. Welcome to Tsen-Tsia!
Merchant's Demon Quest - Actually just stolen from someone posting it in the QTG but they never ran it so eh, swipers gonna swipe.
The veil between worlds is weakening and a trader at the end of their rope, in great deficit and desperation, has summoned you for retribution against those who've wronged them. His demand is only that you increase his revenue. Traditionally this is not why demons are called, and your strengths are entirely unsuited to the task, but you must persevere or be sent back to realms infernal. You possess no pity for the creature, but according to your mentor a desperate human may often be far more valuable than they know.
You are THE normal human male that awakens in a ruined laboratory filled with grotesque tributes to flesh-based modern art. Upon exiting it, you come to a vista overlooking a city that should not be, drenched in ringworld twilight and blood. Welcome to TOURIST QUEST
This, absolutely, is not your stop.
Maybe they had some kinks to work out in the warpdrive, but you know what? You don't give a flying shit. You're an overworked tradeship insurance agent and you busted your goddamned ass off for 62 real-earth years all to get to the highest rank and payrate, and for this trip you even turned off your quantum beeper and brought along your dog Coggie.
You paid for a vacation, you will have your god damned vacation. Anything getting in your way? Ashes mated to the wind.
