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You summon a small dragon using your wizard powers and it becomes your familiar. You name him Pepenax. Now that you are prepared for adventure, you journey OUTSIDE.
The way is blocked by a GIGACHAD. "Hey Chud, that's a cool dog. I'm looking for my car, have you seen it?"
>Sorry Chad, I haven't seen your car. I'll let you know if I find it.
>Chad, can you teach me how to be successful with women?
>The beta uprising starts now. Cast FIREBALL!