>>6105896Not spot, CATCH. Failing Bo3 vs Da Fuzz means you have been caught up and identified and an attempt will be made to apprehend you.
You won't be fighting a nakey cripple in the shower or asleep onna couch this time: they will be kitted and rested and take YOU as real threat. Be wary and flattered: very few single Goblins have attained this.
You are a significant menace that:
>Got the attention of the CHURCH AUTHORITY>for fully depopulated a town recovering from a recent crisis, standing about 135 persons (Derrechston pop. had been 80+ before you started your bloody harvest)>1d2+1 Cherch Fuzz sent after you; at least 1 Cleric + 1 Paladin will accost you>Got the attention of the CASH WARDSHIP>For hitting their Derrechston branch with frankly extraordinary means>in order to steal the coffee-money>the CASH WARDSHIP are not sure if you are a test run, a provocation, a distraction, a mistake, or a moron>They are fairly sure that you fit in a hole of 3x3.5 spans and have access to a Phasic weapon.>1d3+1 Munni Fuzz sent after you; at least 1 Rogue/Ranger and 1 Caster will accost you.>The WARDSHIP are currently investigating independent of the AUTHORITYDA FUZZ will accost you in a fair fight until you are known as a Significant Menace.
You can go quietly (Daggy n Pouch will be confiscated and locked up as proof; specialists will be called in to examine them, and you.) or you can fight your way out.
Fighting your way out means killing at least one of the Fuzz.
You will also want to kill the rest quickly, within the next few days, or you will be promoted to a Significant Menace. The next time you fail to dodge the Fuzz, they will try to ambush you.
Giving you a few spells was the only way to give you a fighting chance, you absolute lunatics.