>>5698208“<span class="mu-s">MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!</span>”
The scene opens with a close-up on a shrieking child’s mouth before panning out to reveal a snotty-nosed rugrat in baseball gear clutching his knee! Within seconds a harried-looking housewife scampers outside to her child’s side.
“Oh no, honey, what happened!?”
“<span class="mu-i">ErrburbuuhbubrrghrubrubrUUUH…</span>”
“Gee, <span class="mu-i">that</span> bad, huh?” Replies the mom with an ‘<span class="mu-i">oh YOU</span>’ expression on her face. Reaching into her flour-stained apron, the mother pulls out a small box of <span class="mu-s">HAUSER BRAND MEDICATED PLASTERS</span> and unwraps one to her child’s horror!
“<span class="mu-i">Is-is-is-IS-is it g-g-g-gonna…</span>”
“Hurt? No way, kiddo.”
With a shocked expression that could win an award, the injured kid turns to his left to find a <span class="mu-s">SOLDIER</span> sitting on the grass next to him-his arm wrapped in a <span class="mu-s">HAUSER BRAND MEDICATED BANDAGE!</span>
“Willikers!” Exclaims the baseball player with saucer-sized eyes!
“All done, honey!”
Turning back to his mother, the child is shocked to find that the procedure is finished! Flabbergasted, he looks back at the soldier in disbelief!
“Gee, mister, that didn’t hurt at all!”
“Atta’ boy!” The marine smiles as he gives the kid a thumbs up, “Now on your feet, soldier!”
“Yes <span class="mu-s">SIR!</span>”
Leaping to his feet, the child is probably up for half a second before a ball lands soundly in his outstretched glove! Showing it off to his mom and new friend, the three pose for the camera as a narrator closes out the scene:
“<span class="mu-s">HAUSER PHARMACEUTICALS: THE SIMPLEST SOLUTIONS FOR EVEN THE BIGGEST BOO-BOOS!</span>”
You’re just about to share your thoughts when the color drains from the picture and a big red stamp with the word ‘<span class="mu-s">FRAUD</span>’ covers the scene with a dramatic ‘<span class="mu-s">BAM!</span>’ Before you can ask, you answer comes in the form of a familiar female narration:
“But what if the solution… was <span class="mu-s">TERRORISM!?</span>”
“Wait for it…” Pepper smiles as you open your mouth. Before you can ask why, the video concludes with footage of a van exploding! As the video ends, the ‘<span class="mu-i">journalist</span>’ looks at you like a kid showing off their macaroni art.
“<span class="mu-i">Weeell</span>?”
Yea, you’re pretty sure that’s <span class="mu-s">LIBEL</span>.
>CONTD 