>>6098424Okay, you sigh, how about this then: any clue why someone would try to summon her in the first place? Slaughtering some enemies? Wisdom from beyond? Big fans of the color red? Spill, gurl.
“The only things I’ll <span class="mu-i">spill</span> are your pathetic guts if you keep talking to me like that.” She snarls as an unseen claw ‘<span class="mu-s">thunk</span>’s into the bridge’s support post. “And how the <span class="mu-s">HELLS</span> should I know what they wanted? They were dumb and now they’re <span class="mu-i">dead</span>. End of story. Roll credits.”
Right, you retort, but isn’t she curiou-
“Nope! I’m free now. That means I don’t have to care about things like that~”
The way she ends her sentence makes her sound kinda proud. You can’t help but be a little impressed, but it doesn’t help you out much.
“Quit staring at me like that. I still might kill and eat you, y’know.”
Right, sorry.
Another thunk in the support. You take another cautious step towards your new best fiend.
“Oi, pervert.”
<span class="mu-i">Anton.</span>
“Autist. Your <span class="mu-i">QUEEN</span> has a question for you.”
Oh? Sure, ask away!
“You claim you aren’t a cultist–that you aren’t from this world.”
Exactly, you reply with another nod, you’re not from here! You come from the town of-
“I wasn’t finished. Shut up.” She snaps with a click of an unseen claw. “I don’t choose my slaves lightly, nor do I tolerate failure. So,” Rezalith adds with a clap of her claws, “What do you have to offer me in exchange for my continued tolerance of your presence? Tell me of your uses–surely you’re good for <span class="mu-i">something</span> besides a midday snack.”
Well, you begin, mind already aching from what might be the most important question of your life, you…
<span class="mu-b">CHOOSE 1!</span>
>Can be really sneaky! Once no one noticed you for a whole week! (+Stealth Checks)>Know how to get on people’s good side! Once there was this customer… (+Charisma Checks)>Take a lot of damage! There was this grease fire at work once, and… (+Willpower/Stamina Checks)>Know a lot of cool stuff! See, there’s this thing called the ‘Internet’, and you basically spend most of your time… (+Intellect Checks)>Are stronger than you look! You once moved a whole fryer by yourself when no one else showed up… (+Strength Checks)>Are able to dislocate your shoulders on command! (+Dexterity Checks)>Once held your breath for like… ten minutes! (Can hold breath for a long time!)>Don’t believe in ghosts! (Doesn’t believe in ghosts)>Can eat without ever getting fat! (Can eat a lot of food)>Play an instrument! Kinda! (Choose an instrument. You can kinda play it.)>Write-In (Something reasonable, but neat) 