>>6314522>Rolled 40 + 17 = 57 > 21 SUCCESS, you inflict 36 POWERPOINT DAMAGE!Gathering up your shirtsleeves, you unleash the overpowering ambuscade of your fearsome space arsenal of bar charts, as the SPACE USURER cowers beneath the earth-shaking bombardment of powerpoint slides and mildly misaligned corporate font text boxes. First, you blame Elon Musk, everything is his fault. Because SpaceX is lowering launch costs, a horde of small payload venture capital-funded satellite launch entrants have crowded into the industry, often with a lack of operating experience, or established proven space design that adds to hazard rates and exacerbates market volatility. Many of these smaller operators are uninsured and only operate in LEO for close terrestrial imaging or satellite communications, and their enormous numbers of microsatellite or cubesat constellations contribute to a crowded orbital regime elevating the risk of partial and total loss. As you are a highly competent scientific institution with large payloads designed for cislunar space and not LEO, their elevated risk profile should not apply. Finally, with your capabilities in KINETIC PHYSICAL WEAPON- er..., repair and servicing rendezvous proximity operations, you are in fact contributing to the development of satellite maintenance and longevity, extending the operating life of all orbital assets and hence reducing loss rates and risk of debris / collision, thus benefitting the entire industry.
