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>Interjection meme + elven Vtuber
Once upon a time there was a lost little servant who could not find his master.
She had wandered for many years and found it missing.
She felt terribly sad for this, but couldn't give up hope.
So in an effort to make its return more appealing she built a house for the master by in a river bank.
And slowly but surely a good house was built.
But the walls were only wood and it seemed meek for someone as important as the master.
So she expanded the house, building many floors and rooms.
But as she wanted to continue a terrible revelation was found.
There was simply too much to clean now.
By the time the main hall was done she would start with the rooms, and when the rooms where done the kitchen, and so, and so.
Thankfully the solution was simple, the master needed more servants.
So she went into a city near a lake and searched for anyone who would want to work for the master.
At first people just screamed when they saw her, and that was bad.
So she grabbed a somewhat clueless laundress and stole her face.
leaving the body of the youngster to sink in the water.
Her offer attracted many young men, delighted to working for her.
So she accepted their offers, choosing the youngest ones so they could work for the master longer.
She lifted each of them up and put them in a sack.
Their screams muffled by the cloth, but she paid attention to them because they gave good ideas.
They made her see that she was not thinking of their families, something unacceptable.
She so she visited them one by one and put them in the sack aswell.
And so she happily returned to the master's house.
With so many servants, the house was made into a mansion.
And expansive gardens were created around it.
Even a bridge to cross the river.
Things hadn't been all smooth though.
When one of the servants died, he had left the stained-glass window in the bathrooms half-finished.
And no matter how much she whipped him, he would not return to work.
Unacceptable.
So she traded his guts for stones and his muscles for cobwebs,
And when she ordered him to get back up, the old man did and finished the window.
So he asked permission to die when it was done.
She denied it between laughs,
"We have so much to prepare for the master, we can't rest."
And the years passed, the mansion was rebuilt several times and the servants died and resucitated as rutine.
They were reaching perfection.
Soon everything would be ready and the master would want to return.
And it was during one of the garden renovations that something terrible happened.
A bunch of homeless people had sneaked into the yard!
Unacceptable.
She came out to greet them with a smile however,
she would not bring disgrace to the master's name by being unpleasant.
She would throw them out quickly so they wouldn't mess anything up.
And if they misbehaved she would throw them into a pot.