>>5773791No time to waste! Retrieving your <span class="mu-s">RUBBER MALLET</span> from your pocket, you get to work jamming every metal item you have into the exposed wires! <span class="mu-s">THE FORK! THE SYRINGE! THE CLEAVER! NIGHT VISION GOGGLES! THE COMBAT KNIFE! THE BATON!</span> Everything you can possibly shove in! The thunder god <span class="mu-s">THUNDAAR</span> accepts your sacrifice willingly, and as you make to light a fire as well, your efforts are rewarded by an explosion inches away from your face!
Falling from the gate, time slows to a crawl as you watch the left arch erupt in even <span class="mu-i">MORE</span> blasts–some red, some blue, some… well, you have no idea what color <span class="mu-i">that</span> is! Freed from its prison, the <span class="mu-s">PORTAL</span> takes its own form… that of some kind of <span class="mu-s">PORTAL BLOB!?</span>
Yea, you’ll never truly understand science…
Filling the room like a burst dam flooding a city, the liquid portal turns the whole chamber into a high-stakes game of ‘<span class="mu-s">THE FLOOR IS LAVA</span>’, save for the piles of debris built up by your friends! And you just so happen to be falling towards the lava…
To make matters worse, Rivka’s burning orb buzzes past you with two of her cronies on top! The air around you fills with lasery death as you tumble downwards, but you can’t fail yet! You just <span class="mu-i">CAN’T</span>!
>ROLL 1d100-2 (+5 SPEED BONUS, -3 LASERS, -4 FLOOR IS LAVA) TO LAND SAFELY! BEST OF 3! 