>>5354867“Not bad at all, kid!” Ly chirps as you watch a bedraggled Claudette slowly pick her sisters off the ground behind you, “Man, some party, huh?”
“<span class="mu-r">My favorite part was when they stopped moving!</span>” Adds Nats in a cheerful tone!
Yea, well, you sigh as you feel more sober than before, you hope they learned their lesson!
“<span class="mu-r">I don’t!</span>”
“<span class="mu-s">THAT’S RIGHT, GET THE HELL OUTTA’ THE RING! WE’VE GOT A SCHEDULE TO KEEP HERE, FOLKS, CRIPES…</span>” Adjusting his coat a bit, the announcer clears his throat as the sisters limp off into the crowd with murder in their glowing red eyes! “<span class="mu-s">NEXT UP, FOLKS, WE’VE GO-HOLY CATS, LOOK AT THAT!</span>”
Before you can chat up your pals, a whirlwind of fur, claws, and hisses tumbles into the ring! As you struggle to get a better look, the announcer does the job for you!
“<span class="mu-s">HOLD THAT NEXT FIGHT, EVERYONE–WE APPEAR TO HAVE ONE GOING ALREADY AND IT IS HOT, HOT, HOT! ON ONE, UH, END WE HAVE… looks like a possum? AND ON THE OTHER WE HAVE… HEY, GET OUT OF THE RING, STANLEY! YOU WON ALRE-oh wait… IT’S A RACCOON, LADIES AND GENTLEBONES! FALSE ALARM!</span>”
https://youtu.be/373gDGtK4SINot just any raccoon either–fighting tooth and claw over what appears to be an old slice of <span class="mu-b">PIZZA,</span> <span class="mu-r">LIL’ STANLEY</span> and <span class="mu-r">THE POSSUM</span> fight with all their might to everyone’s enjoyment! Hah, stupid animals!
Entranced by the furry fracas, you and your friends watch with childlike glee as you contemplate your next move!
>HIT UP ANDRE AND HIS BROTHER! WHERE’S MY PIECE OF THE BET, DICK!?>READ KIKI’S LETTER! WHEN DID SHE WRITE THIS ANYWAYS?>GET YOUR PRIZE FROM TALBOT! HE DID THINK UP A PRIZE, DIDN’T HE? HMMM, MISTER?!>CHEER ON LIL’ STANLEY! GET THE FOOD, GIRL!>YOU WANNA GO ANOTHER ROUND! FIGHT!>HEAD SOMEWHERE ELSE–YOU NEED A CHANGE OF SCENERY!>WRITE-IN! 