>>6301151>>6301141>>6300958<span class="mu-i">Hey pal stop creeping around here buy yourself some quality fent now fuck o-</span>
As the hobo gesticulates like some mad prophet shiny silver obols pierce your wretched, pathetic soul; sending a mighty shiver all the way down your spine like a quake deforming and lifting the spinal tectonics that barely hold your bloated corporeal form together, all brittle and feeble from years of self abuse and blunt force trauma.
the fuck?? what's wrong with this guy.
Sysop? 15 years? how does he know your name?
he seems... oddly familiar, like a friend from a past life, or maybe you bought some dope from him eons ago before he got the charles manson turned apocalyptic street preacher look.
That or he's a grade A professional bullshitter, no wonder he looks so well kept, these tricks will get anyone looking for a dollar or two in either fascination or terror or both or maybe neither or maybe a little bit of arousal somewhere in there.
FUCKKK the tacos are RIGHT THERE, THIS IS JUST. ANOTHER. HOLDUP.
Or is there something more to this holdup?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-meUOGeiuI>TRY TO REMEMBER... YOU KNOW THIS BOZO FROM SOMEWHERE... (1d100 DC 50 [+6 oddly familiar...])>FUCK OFF MAN YOU HAVE YOUR QUARTER GET OUTTA HERE>ER... UH... NICE WEATHER WE'RE HAVING? OKAYBYESEEYOU TACOS FIRST SMALLTALK LATER>ROUNDHOUSE KICK (STILL AN OPTION)>T SPIGOT TRICK OR PRICK [Write In] 