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'Deal.' I said.
[CATASTROVANIA] "Hmph! I knew you'd say that, as if a normal like you could recognize such talent as mi- Woh-wait, you'll accept? R-... Really?! I mean... Ho ho ho. Of course you would accept. It's only natural when seeing such raw, untamed expertise as mine for yourself! There's no systems in this world I couldn't break my way into! I can even hack into the war networks of the Trinity if I needed to!"
'Well, you might just need to one day here. I wouldn't pass up the chance to get the right cat for the job. Welcome to the Pysops, Catastrovania.'
Catastrovania purred in approval. Though, on the inside, I could hear her heart clamoring in joy and relief. She doesn't showcase it, but she's viewing this opportunity as a once in a lifetime chance, and thanks her blessing of luck on Seannsa's part for it.
[MAJORDOMO] "Now if we're gonna organize our Psyops into something big, I'd think the first place to start would obviously be making teams."
Teams? Majordomo, mind elaborating?
[MAJORDOMO] "It's simple. The kinds of things we'd be doing is directly subverting the Trinity and any other enemies of the greater good out there, right? So a team for every different psyop our Psyops pulls off would be a good place to start. A combat team to organize troops under... like special forces. A hacker team for people with her expertise to work on. Uhh, lemme think... utility team for the bunker's upkeep? Hmm, and how about an expansion team for making new bases elsewhere in the future?"
Not bad ideas. Not bad ideas at all.
'Catastrovania, how would you like to be the director of our intelligence department?'
[CATASTROVANIA] "I-Intelligence department...?"
'Yes. The way I see it, the Psyops here is split into different departments. By putting you in charge of intelligence, you'd get to oversee things like data collection, hacking..."
[MAJORDOMO] "Cryptanalysis."
'-cryptanalysis, and counterintelligence.'
The cat before me was brimming with the excitement of a child that just arrived to the candy store after their grueling dentist appointment. And now she was mumbling under her breath while clutching her cheeks.
[CATASTROVANIA] "J-juh-Just like in my favorite a-animeh-animes..."
'Just one thing though, I want you to improve your hygiene.'
Catastrovania looked at me like she was a pane of glass shattering.
'...I'm just saying, take a shower at least once a day. I can smell lotion from your skin, and that simply isn't enough.'
[MAJORDOMO] "Strangely enough, she brushes her teeth. Damn near reflecting the light, those whites are."
