>A half-orc, former "pimp", probably dumb, but also tough."Da name's Bo. Bo KHAN. I ain't got much experience wit da Crawls. But I AM good at smackin' around BITCHES. Ya get me? GOOD!"
Even by half-orc standards, this dude is BIG. He reminds of you of that dude in Kiss of the Dragon. You can even hear the song playing from somewhere in the background.
https://youtu.be/XF7-H7FLsLE>A gnoll, he keeps playing his pocket video game and laughing."Hey hey. King Weirdooooooo. Hype! Yo, check it. Fuckin' GME is up to .08 GPs. (Gold pieces) Been holding that bag for...TWENNY years. YEAH. Once that squeeze comes, I'm gonna buy my OWN gotdamn Crawler team, coach!"
You're not even sure what he's good at. He goes back to playing his game. He seems like he might be good in front of the camera, though.
>A human, looks weird, probably some sort of wizard wanted for murder (they all are)."Soozie. You a cop?"
This girl looks like she just barely escaped a fire. She might have even started that fire. She looks around suspiciously at everyone.
"You gotta tell me if you're a cop. I only know one spell, so. Whatever. If anyone asks, I didn't burn that house down."
Taking stock of your team, you're not sure how to feel. Sam Scuttle, the gremlin in the suit, gets your attention again.
"Right-o. There's your smashing new time. At the agreed upon price..." You hand over the last of your cash, a handful of gold coins.
"Excellent! Now. As part of your payment, I've arranged some Crawls for you to look over. Choose whichever one you'd like to go for, and I'll finish up with the details. And don't worry about paying your Crawlers, they don't take their cut until after a Crawl...if they survive. Right, have a look!"
>Downtown Dungeon XVI: This crawl takes place in the basement area of an abandoned apartment complex. There are three levels in total. Rumor is the crowd is hoping to see more Dire Racoons. The Slim Street Shankers (a goblin gang), is also on the Freebooter payroll.>Elevator Action XIII: This crawl is a scaled down version of Super Elevator Action. Instead of 10 floors, it's only 3. The team will ride an elevator to each floor. Rumor is the D-City Dinks (kobolds), a local gang is on the Freebooter payroll. The locals have expressed their interest in seeing more dire wolverines in this event. 