>>5184514The question is, do we have the authority to hire people. Wait Corporate is always listening to our thoughts during the day, if this wasn't something doable I'm sure they'll tell us in their apathetically friendly messages at some point.
Okay so if we do go this route we'd have to put up a Help Wanted sign or ad, but how do we word it in such a way that only child predators take the job instead of just you know, someone looking for a job? Also, how do we kill them on the same night they arrive? I don't want to have to pay wages to anyone, let alone a diddler.