>>5337872 >>5337873>>5338026>>5338100>>5338566>You're itching for Lord Sauron to call and send you out to oppress the world(3 EXTENDED EDITION MOVIES AND 11 HOURS LATER)
You and your nazgul and fell beasts chase the hobbits across middle earth causing a lot of property damage gleefully oppressing and bullying every one you meet!!
You smugly gloat cornering a puny hobbit and its human friend "You fool!! I am the Witch King of Angmar!! No man can kill me!!"
"I am no man."
The blonde hussy fucking shanks you!!
Shit!! This is bad!! You totally forgot women exist!!
You fall off your fell beast your life flashing before your eye.
Is this the end of the Loli Witch King of Angmar??
>Yes rip in peace >No you still have cute princes to kidnap!! 