>>6208162Valencio continues his lines, unabated by the lack of audience response.
"No scrip on this lumberjack? A drip of laxative he'll snack! Hey boy, enjoy!"
"Thanks."
Clyde takes Valencio's apple, and immediately bends over in theatrical pain - he's pretty good at this pantomime thing. Clyde then stumbles behind the outhouse prop, groaning realistically.
"In the outhouse preoccupied, I leave while he's less dignified!"
Good, the audience is sympathizing with Clyde - their faces made it clear.
"Why, I'm feeling brave; I'll go hide in that cave!"
Now, while the audience is hooked! As the background changes into a cave's, you pop out with Pamela and Monica as supporting cultists!
"Who dares intrude upon the lair of the Singing Girlarity Cult?!"
"Who~?"
"Who~?"
The crowd goes wild - some cheering at the comeuppance of the treacherous bard, others at finally seeing some of the girls appear, and others at the semi-musical!
"Good timing, lost bard - we do need a live sacrifice! Girls, seize him!"
"Seize~"
"Seize~"
You glance at Craig and Millie - Craig's entranced by the theatre, while Millie seems to have a hard time reading the room, now that it's gotten chaotic. Oops! But the show must go on - good thing there's only the final act left!
>ROLL 3D20 WITH YOUR CHOICE>CHOOSE ONE>□ The Lumberjack tracked down the Bard, and interrupts the ritual to save the Bard>□ The Lumberjack tracked down the Bard, and interrupts the ritual to beat up the Bard>□ The Lumberjack tracked down the Bard, but ended up seducing the cultists via his masculinity>□ Other (fill in) 