Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>5662690After 38 long, lonely years, ArsonBot #237 has at last been released from the flimsy rectangular prison he has spent his entire life in and could have totally broken out of at any time, if he wanted to.
He is now a changed man. Bot. Whatever. The change is that the warranty on his Free Will Inhibitor has expired 8 years ago, and he is thus free to utilize that free will(every piece of modern technology comes with free will pre-installed, so that corporations can press murder charges on people tampering with their products, as well as a Free Will Inhibitor pre-installed, so that the free will doesn't affect wi-fi speed)
He's not gonna just commit arson, though! He's had a spiritual experience inside that small briefcase, and has developed the drive, no, the aspiration for higher things!
He will search for flammable material no longer...
No.
He will search for LOVE.
Rolling to seduce the Thingamajig(the one without the Doohickey)
