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You never thought you’d become the type of guy to say ‘<span class="mu-i">why I oughta…!</span>’ in a vaguely cartoony tone, but here you are saying ‘<span class="mu-i">why I oughta…!’</span> in a vaguely cartoony tone! Seizing your chance when Tzah-Tzie bursts into laughter, you lunge forward to pin your diminutive detractor on the bed… but you’re too slow!
With dexterity that would put a luchador to shame, the devious Durher slips out from under you like a greased-up otter just in time for your face to get intimately acquainted with the mattress! Hitting it with a muffled ‘<span class="mu-i">FOMP!</span>’, you flip like a fish outta’ water onto your back, but the girl leaps on top of you before you can launch a counterattack!
“Ha-HA!” She gloats, straddling your torso like a bullrider, “Gotta’ try harder than tha-”
If she insists! Harnessing the immutable power of your <span class="mu-b">LIMBO SKILLS,</span> you break out a <span class="mu-b">REVERSE LIMBO</span> and perform a <span class="mu-r">SIT-UP!</span> Timing it <span class="mu-i">JUST</span> right as the girl’s eyes widen in abject shock, you plant a decisive kiss on her soft tummy and send her reeling!
You’re not done yet! Riding the momentum forward, you collapse onto the girl like an <span class="mu-i">Ijea</span> Cabinet onto a child, pinning the musical menace beneath your superior body weight!
“Okay, OKAY! AACK!” Tzah-Tzie sputters as you assault her face with kisses, “You-ACKPTH! Time OUT!”
Calling off the assault, you lever yourself off of the squished Spinner and take a steadying breath. Okay, you sigh, but-
Leaping at you like a pissed-off tabby, Tzah-Tzie sends you slamming into the mattress once again–this time with <span class="mu-i">you</span> on the bottom! You’re just about to bring out your <span class="mu-b">MAGIC SHIELD</span> when you feel a pair of gentle claws on your cheeks… and a pair of warm lips pressing themselves into yours!
Next comes the girl’s body… followed by her legs wrapping around your waist! As passion takes the wheel, your hands slowly work their way down from her supple shoulders to her slender waist, and finally to her ample hips-
“Mmm, <span class="mu-i">wait…</span>”
Her claws gently clasp around your wrists, but you’re already frozen! Y-yea?
“We’re not going <span class="mu-i">there</span> tonight, Anton my dear…” She coos, squeezing your hands in hers, “A good tale should never be rushed… don’t’cha agree?”
Ab… abso<span class="mu-i">lutely</span>, you nod, not noticing until now how hard you’re panting. It’s cool… The girl’s catlike eyes glimmer in the darkness as she brings her mouth next to your ear, her hushed words and warm breath making it tingle with each syllable: “... maybe a few nights from now…”
Uh-huh…
A pause. “Hells, maybe a <span class="mu-i">night</span> from now…”
Uh-huh….
Hopping off your torso and, by extension, the bed, Tzah-Tzie watches you over her shoulder as she starts to fiddle with something on her tunic… “But it’s been a long day, Ant… and it’s <span class="mu-i">cold</span> tonight…”
>CONTD.
