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As the tallest man in the room, you have determined one course of action and one only. This isn’t a light decision on your part, but it has to be done. It’ll all make sense in a second.
You get closer to this cute aberration of a tower.
“H-Here it comes, brace yourselves.” Vera is prepared for your nonsense. But is she?!
“…” You silently place the Beanie Hedgehog on top of the totem pole. He’s the one in control now, and will agree to all your ideas. “There, perfect.”
“…” Vera stares back at you, perplexed.
“What act of brilliance did he commit? My view is blocked from down here!” Lydie laments!
“H-He put a cute little guy on top of Vera’s head!” As always, Liu loves cute things.
“Does it look like me?” Lydie humbly asks.
“Why would it be?!!! It’s a hedgehog.” Vera grumbles.
“I sent you a pic.” Liu grabs a photo with her phone.
“Oh~! Blast me! What a cootie patootie!” Lydie announces her enjoyment of this creature. She pulled out her own phone to see it. “I’d die for him, but losing so much brilliance in the world will make darkness grow. My darling and everyone needs me!”
“He’s the top of the totem pole, meaning you all have to follow his orders, okay?” You say. “And I think it’d be fun if I carry you all over my shoulders! Beanie Hedgehog agrees! He always does!”
“NO! Beanie, you’re going to smash your head on the ceiling!” Liu doesn’t want it to hurt.
“Now you’re worried, huh…?” Vera doesn’t know how to feel about it. “Johnny can’t carry us with the wheelchair anyway.”
“Never say never, my dear Veranica! Nothing can stop my loved ones! Besides, we can ditch our accommodations, and place our greatness on my dear trophy’s shoulders!” Lydie proposes. “He’ll enjoy my meaty thighs once again!”
“The ceiling is still here, moron!” Vera rages. “Wait, what do you mean by *enjoying your thighs*…?”
“Oh! You’re correct!” Lydie forgot that detail. “I’ve been meaning to ask, why everyone is wearing this type of hat and where can I get my fabulous hands on one?” She completely ignored Vera’s question.
