>>6163099So lemme get this straight, you sputter in growing disbelief, he lost all this stuff and went <span class="mu-i">back</span> to the Spicys? Is that what happened to his eye?
The Mzz’goe’virr blinks his five remaining eyes and scoffs! “Nae nae, lad–I jus’ got a mite-r-DUST in it! It be perfeckally fine!”
Oh! Well that’s goo-
“<span class="mu-s">A-COURSE THEY BE POKIN’ ‘ER OUT, YA STUMBLIN’ SNICKT! ROLO ‘IMSELF BE EATERN IT WIF A DRAM A OTZ, HE BE!</span>”
Okay chill, you hiss–if he wanted to get his ‘friends’ attention he woulda’ blew that whistle thing by now! What’s his angle, huh? Salty’s five remaining eyes narrow in thought.
“... That be dependin’ on what ye’ be doin’ here…”
“Your ‘friends’ stole eggs from a sweet, innocent mother!” Answers Volka, her tail slapping the floor to really drive the accusation home! “And we’re taking ‘em back!”
Thanks, Volk, you groan, that’s… that pretty much sums it up, yep.
“Well nae that won’t do…” Hisses Salty as he scratches his jaw in thought, “If me bosses know I be lettin’ their inventory go, well…” His expression takes a turn for the sinister. “... but if they be hearin’ ole’ Salty stopped ‘em…”
Yea, he’s summarized things rather nicely, you sigh, so what’s it gonna take for him to keep his mouth shut?
“Hmm… I be supposin’ I’d be distracted by <span class="mu-r">200 BELLS</span>, aye!”
Of course he’d ‘be supposin’ that…
“That’s so much!” Winces your favorite Skog as her tail slaps the wall in irritation! “C’mon, we let you off easy last time!”
“Then I be open ter’ hearin’ yer counter offers…” Smirks Salty!
It takes you a minute to realize TT isn’t at your side anymore–bless her fuzzy, gambling-addicted heart! Maybe she can take him out if you keep him busy… or you just cut to the chase…
What do?
>HAGGLE!>Keep him talking while TT does her thing!>Point out TT and attack while he’s distracted!>C’mon, Salty Suutz… you REALLY want to keep working for these creeps?>SUCKER PUNCH!><span class="mu-r">Does he REALLY want to blow that whistle? Really?</span>>He’d better jet while he can–that Shyppa’s gonna break loose in a minute.>Pay the toll!>Stay silent! He’ll think you disappeared!>Write-In! 