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Weirdly enough this also means you're not the messiest eater out of the whole bunch. In part because you're actually eating slowly with a fork and knife as opposed to shoveling things into your cavernous mouth. Who you don't have to play nice with however is Bege. Despite never even glancing in your general direction it feels like he's watching you. And once or twice it seemed like he had tiny men in his eyeballs glaring at you.
Things proceed rather uneventfully to the point that you're getting very, very bored but Nutmeg is trying to occupy you by gossiping about her siblings. Also you let the little kids use your arms as monkey bars which is also fun. But eventually all of it simply bores you, at which point your brain starts racing again. And one idea in particular does latch onto your consciousness and doesn't seem to let go. Excusing yourself you decide to act upon it.
You walk up to the front of the table where Big Mom is currently discussing seemingly important things with her eldest children. Likely pertaining to the wedding and the subsequent assassination. They all stop however when they spot a gremlin (you) approaching.
"What is that THING doing here perorin? Get back to your place at once child! The grown-ups are talking."
"Nonsense Perospero! If Silver wants to say something then he may speak as he pleases. So my boy, what seems to be bothering you? Are you interested in the family business? Do you perhaps want to help us teach those Vinsmokes a lesson?"
"Eh. Not really."
"See Mama? What did I tell you? This little runt is not good for anything! Perorin!"
"I'm bored Mama. Gimme an island!"
Everyone who's been drinking or eating at this moment start choking something fierce and those that were not find their jaws dropping on the table at the sheer audacity at display. Only Katakuri lets out a single bemused chuckle. But all Mama does is lean on the table so she can look down at you from a better vantage point.
"Hmmmmm? Where did that come from?"
"I'm bored. I wanna roughhouse to let off some steam but I don't wanna break any of your stuff. So gimme an island."
"H-HOW DARE YOU?!"
Perospero snaps.
"You think this is all a game, do you? That everything is just some TOY to be played with, destroyed and discarded according to your whims?! This is our KINGDOM! Our HOME! Getting an island is not a right! It's an honor and a duty! So take your rags, get back where you came from, sit down and KNOW YOUR PLACE!"
>Okay jeez, I did not know you were gonna be a douche about it
>Seriously Mama, gimme!
>Other?
