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Bowser, still with full HP, stomps up to Ember A and squints.
"Aren't you scared? Not of us, but of this?" *point to his body* "You're an abomination. You don't belong in this realm. Even after we K.O. you, then what? Your human soul left you and you've come back to enjoy what? To destroy what? To annoy who? You can't affect anything, and you're trapped in a volcano forever. Funny, the concept of the hitodama. You are the soul of a man, yet his heart has stopped burning with it's human-like fire. You burn instead with an unnatural hatred and supreme loneliness. You live in a netherworld where you are a sick twisted mutation of what a soul or a man is supposed to be. You can't hold a hand. You can't receive the lips of a fair maiden, which Chads like Grubba and I smash from the back all. the. time. Shit is so cash. When's the last time you've enjoyed anything that doesn't have to do with lava? You're a dumb freak in the service of Satan himself, and everyone's laughing at you."
The Ember wants to cry tears, but it has no moisture or ducts to perform such an action. You continue.
"Pity the ignorant fool that wishes for or receives immortality. To outlive anyone you could possibly ever love, except for other immortal souls. Which all happen to be dudes, because immortality is inherently gay. Which you must also be. Ever wonder why no chick ever becomes immortal? Because it's a drag, and they know they don't want to talk to you for even 5 minutes, let alone 5 millennia. You've ran out of things to talk about 400,000 years ago and ever since you've been a husk deserving of threshing. You are the scum between my claws, but lesser, and more annoying. My spit is too good for you, Grubba's sweat and Kammy's drool are too good for you. Prove to me now you really do have a soul, and I'll leave Lavalava Island right now, because I don't believe you, you fucking ROBOT. Phew-," you wipe your brow and look up.
Ember A did it, man. He fucking did it... He was talking about it for a few centuries but I never believed him... Even called him "pussy pants" and "chicken dick", and other generic jokes like that... Fuck...
>Coins gained: 22 (350 total)
>SP gained: 30 (Currently Lvl. 9, 74 SP)
Not the proudest fa- er, uh, victory.
Kammy wakes from her K.O. in Peril but with all of her previous FP intact. (Did I forget to deduct a Magic Roulette? Ah, enjoy the full FP either way.)
King Bowser (25HP)(10/20FP)(0/9BP)(1SSP) DEF2
Grubba (5/18HP)(7/7FP) Danger
Kammy Koopa(+) (1/9HP)(11FP) Flying, Peril
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>There's a good chance you'll level up next battle, but it may be a difficult one. Would you like to use any Items now?
Usable Items: Life Shroom, x2 Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, TURBO Slugger, Thunder Bolt, Sleepy Sheep, x2 Coconut, Meteor Meal(gives 7HP out of battle, 7HP and a small regen in battle)
(INVENTORY FULL, YOU'LL NEED TO DISCARD AN ITEM TO PICK UP ANY NEW ONES)
