>>5886805It was mostly a joke but now I just spent a good 30 seconds laughing at the idea of Riley opening a letter from Apollo, expecting an Apollo like thank you card, and a moving pick of him helicoptering his shlong falls out.
Depending on what happens next, we should probably encourage him to get a thank you card and maybe some chocolates or something for Riley for when we get back to Hogwarts. And maybe give him some advice on either how to let her down easy or try and roll with it and see what happens.