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You're at first tempted to feed the paradoxically named "Heavenly Demon" the ginseng the traditional goblin way, but somehow the way he's talking to you here is appealing to you on a deeper level. You've always been beaten down or cursed by the greater races. Relegated to the role of pest and occasional nuisance. You clawed back at them the best you could. Kidnapping, theft, assault, just about every violent crime in the book and more. To prove you're not lesser.
But it didn't matter. Your clan was never considered a great threat or even really a threat at all. Your clan was wiped out for a pittance of gold offered at a dingy adventurers guild by a singular low-level human. This human may be insane, but at least he's talking to you like you're a sentient being, and even more importantly he's offering you something greater. Power and respect that you and your race have never seen before.
As gracefully as your gangly goblin body can muster. You bow your head and with outstretched arms present the ginseng to him. He wordlessly takes it and with a big gulp swallows it whole.
"This should stop the poisonous Qi for now," he states.
"And..." he gulps, "Thank you."
"Creature, take me to your home. I need to circulate my Qi in a safe place to stave off the Turbid Qi infesting my body. FUCKING RIGHTEOUS SECT PRICKS, I'LL RIP THEIR HEADS OFF AND TAKE THEIR JADE BEAUTIES PAWN OFF AS GIFTS TO MY SERVANTS. YOU HAVE COURTED DEAAAAAAAAATH."
After the random outburst you lead Yang Wuhan back to the (un)inhabited cabin where you've been staying, which he looks at with an appraising eye.
"This will not do. The Feng-Shui of this place is all out of order. There is not enough Fire element and too much Wood, and even more importantly no BLOOD. This is my first lesson to you- cultivating in unsuitable places for the Blood Maiden Heaven Star Technique will lead to Qi Deviation. For our needs we need a suitable amount of blood soaked into the walls and floors of this place, the terrible element balance can be ignored for now."
"Go fetch some blood, Creature. Preferably the blood of pure virgin maidens. If that's too far outside your abilities, however, any blood will do for now."
He hands you a bag and a jeweled.
"This is the Heavenly Evil Storing Pouch. It can hold any amount of treasures inside it. Store the blood inside here. The dagger is the Demonically Heavenly Stabbing Dagger. It's a peerless treasure."
You don't really understand the point of preferring virgins outside of some weird fetish. Your clan just appreciated having any kind of breeding stock at all. The women your clan captured if they were virgins, certainly weren't for long.
Leaving to attend to your task you suddenly hear a loud booming voice scream
"WHY IS THERE A PILE OF GREEN SHITS HERE AAAARRRGGGHHA."
Uh oh, look like he found the shit drawer. That's not definitely not Feng-Shui appropriate. Better take a long time gathering blood until he cools down.
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