>>5875932“-Pariah!”
Welp! You’re up next!
Now all you have to do is go up there to the front, talk for a good 5-to-10 minutes about watermelons, and walk back to your desk. Less time than a commercial break, no one will even notice you…there…Hm…Your presentation really is going to look like nothing compared to Bians…You’re…going to look like-
“Huuuuuuugh, why did we have to do this stupid presentation anyways?” your classmate that sits behind you peeps up, talking to the guy across from him. You think his name might be Andy? Whatever it is, you give yourself a second to listen to what he’s saying. “What the hell even IS a watermelon anyways???”
“Idk man,” the guy across from him leans over to better talk to Andy, “some kinda food that the human used to e-”
“DID SOMEONE SAY HUMANS???!!!!?!??(▽)” You jump up with glee, almost falling out of your chair as you hear your absolute favorite subject mentioned.
The classroom erupts in a sea of loud sighs, cursing, and even one long drawn out scream thrown in there.
“Nice job, DAN!” Andy slaps the topside of Dan’s head, “You had to mention something about humans in front of Pariah, didn’t you???”
“Robo-Jesus man! Sorry!” He throws his hands up, “I forgot she exited-my bad!”
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