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Rolled 49 (1d100)
You decide to have a little fun with your catch. Should you cut his balls off? Nah. You just ask him to do a silly dance for you. Nothing too degrading, right? You even dance a bit with him, and give him some of your army rations, which are far tastier than the slop the Ukies eat.
When you hand him over to the military prison the next day, you feel good about yourself, knowing that you treated your distant cousin with relative dignity. Whether he participates in a prisoner exchange or gets asylum in Russia, he has a brighter future than the rest of Ukraine's cannon fodder.
(I'd ask you to roll dice but since this update is a day late I'll do it myself)
