>>5427506Going on a cruise might just be the vacation you needed.
Not even a year ago, Costa Concordia was destroyed due to negligence. Recently, the Carnival’s Triumph was also flooded with waste.
With the bad publicity they have been getting, fewer people are willing to be on board again, allowing you and June to have an easier time buying tickets.
By the end of 2013, the cruise industry in Virginia will fade away, so it’s probably best if you and June experience this before it’s too late.
It could be a nice experience you’ll be able to look back to. (It’s also a good excuse to see June in summer outfits)
You and June decide to take a six day trip to visit Bermuda.
You were promised views of a tropical land with bright turquoise waters, a soothing warm climate and incredible historical sites.
Technically, that’s true. Unfortunately, the vessel that carries you to that is filled with retards.
Retarded kids and their retarded parents always causing a mess and a noise disturbance every goddamn time you wanted to sit back and watch the seas.
Of course their spawn would piss in the sink. Of course they would shit themselves while walking to the bathrooms. Of course their vomit would be on carpets.
Even the restaurants are unable to be your refuge as packs of 40 and 50 year olds constantly clog the buffet lines and tables. Ugh. Then again, when they’re this close to dying, being on a trip that doesn’t require much movement does make sense.
While the Corona is still nearly a decade away, you take considerable care in washing your hands and using copious amounts of alcohol gel. You won’t allow some soon to be corpses to cause you to stay in your room all day.
No one will ruin your trip with June.
You and June manage to at least find solace in the swimming pools and the many installations related to it.
You know that it’s not the most sanitary of places, nor the most silent, but June is quite eager to try out the slides with you.
You indulge her, forming huge waves in the water alongside June.
It has been a while since you’ve heard her scream or laugh, so maybe it isn’t all that bad. Her sleek black shirt and shorts were also appealing.
Her thighs look as great as ever.
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