>Check up on the location of all current employees.rowdy1 (LISA: The Timeless OST - Lack of Teeth) -
https://youtu.be/HY-4u9eH8IsYou switch to the break room camera. It takes you a moment, but you realize-
Hey, it's Ed! The sleepy one from high school!
He's holding a knife! Both of them are!
Ed stares down the dude in a rabbit mask while keeping his distance. Their stances are low and tensed as they circle warily around each other, like strays about to savage one another over a discarded morsel of Beetleburgerflesh. Their shoes and shirts, but not ties, have been thrown into a pile at the very edge of their impromptu fighting ring.
Both men seem to have been fighting for some time. Their bare chests and stiff arms bear freshly weeping cuts from their ongoing spar. Blood spills smokingly onto the cold tiles of the break room. No one has the upper hand until-
"Yo! Did I miss anything?" Employee BB barges into the room. Startled, the rabbit ears of the Rabbit Man stand up straight as he turns to look.
Ed takes the opportunity. He lunges forward as Rabbit Man furiously lashes out. Ed grabs his elbow, pulls on his arm, yanking his body towards him, and makes another neat cut into the Rabbit's side!
Rabbit Man spasms and falls to the floor from pain. He desperately flings his hand up as Ed takes a step back. He yields.
A fat man with receding hair walks from the side and taps Ed on the shoulder. He gives a small nod and breathes out heavily.
"The winner is! MISTER SOBCHAK!" The entire audience of two people, Aleth and a woman in sunglasses, cheers in varying degrees of excitement.
"You got me good Ed, you son of a bitch." The Agent goes limp as Ed and the referee pick him up from the floor and start to haul him towards Aleth. "You got me."
"Easy fella," Ed says, in an only slightly deeper voice as you remember. "Don't want to tear those wounds any worse. Aleth, you mind lending a hand?"
"Psssh. It's what I'm here for." She begrudgingly opens her doctor's bag and takes out a roll of gauze and a bottle of antiseptic.
"Shit, I should have recorded that," Sunglasses mutters with a souring expression.
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