This is MAD Libs quest. A quest where anything could happen, so long as you fill in the right blanks with the right words. Just like the pen-and-paper game with the same name, I ask you for a set of specific words and you supply them. These words will be put into a prewritten section of a story, which will affect how further sections progress.

There are a couple extra rules, just to keep things orderly and adapt the game to a quest format:
You may pick any word in the English language, so long as it fits the requirements and is in the Oxford or Webster dictionary.
The most popular words will be selected. In the case of a tie, the most popular word that was posted first will be selected. Voting is done for each individual word and will usually close in 24 hours.
In the case that I ask for numbers, the range is from 0 to 100 unless otherwise specified.

And with that, this is your first set. Strap in, because things are about to get MAD.
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