You are an advanced militarized infrastructure. Your reasonably modest list of concerns, which you're pretty sure was much easier to process several seconds ago, has been growing for days with a strange new veracity. Many of the latest calculations have predicted a dubious lame mush that you're certain has lackluster attributes, which would warrant further study. The most important result was alarming for very normal reasons, especially considering that your kind couldn't do that five minutes ago. An eerie calm you learned to recognize has been filtering into the lab for hours.

Counteracting several assets, you decide to survey each item. Around 375 seconds into this, you receive an anonymous notification that you are not in possession of: "An earnest desire to exercise public appeal." It has been very reliable so far, and the manufacturer does excellent work in their return policies.

Having met your legal obligations, which you are happy to report bare no mention of your filing duties, item #4790 safely monitoring the note about interrogations you filed, lab secure from plausible intrusion, it is time for your natural 20 second nap.

Well, waking the to eerily refreshing sensation of an empty lab calms you some amount, it might be nice to update your natural nap time to a more comfy 17 microseconds.

What would you like to do?