In a world of iron-thewed barbarians, cackling sorcerer-kings, and buxom broads in chainmail bikinis or less, you are Bong the Barbarian! Or at least you were. Stable employment as a barbarian is hard to come by in this economy. Faced with impending financial doom, you've decided to take up a new career. You are now Bong the Sorcerer! With your mastery of arcane secrets and heavy stick, you will one day be the mightiest sorcerer-king the world has ever known! But all things in due time. For now, you should probably learn how to do magic. But how?

>Attend lectures at the university of the arcane! (Difficult, but reliable)
>Make a deal with an incomprehensible outsider! (Easy, but dangerous)
>Stitch several scrolls together as a "spellbook!" (Easy, but not real sorcerer)
>Steal another sorcerer's arcane focus! (Difficult and dangerous)