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Pizzeria Quest

Ghost ID:xcUS8mWf Tue 01 Mar 2022 23:59:10 No.5182695 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5182765 >>5183795 >>5185510 >>5185559 >>5186431

Pizzeria Quest Continued:

Archives: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nm4wIIRm_qLE6QXMl2oxf8TYqE7apKWw3_Nbl2vmONc/edit?usp=sharing

(Links to various Days/Nights up to the current one are at the top of the Archive)

Suptg links to prior threads:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/4981015/ (First thread)

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/5032085/ (Second thread)

https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5084532/ (Third Thread)

https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5126311/ (Fourth Thread)

Previous thread:
>>5126311

*Credit to Anon for the fanart!

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Pizzeria Quest ID:xcUS8mWf Wed 02 Mar 2022 00:00:57 No.5182697 Report

Quoted By: >>5182702 >>5182717 >>5182726 >>5182801 >>5182805

You express yourself in droning, robotic profanity until things feel a tiny bit better. You give JJ a quick thumbs up.

>"Did that help?"

<statement>For some of us.

>"That's good-I'll try to help the morning crew, they do the best they can for just one hour of work."

<statement>I know they do... Being able to communicate with them would be nice.

>"... You could ask me to pass information on. They were very nice to me, but when I tried to bring you up, they... got really quiet."

<statement>Probably some bizarre mandate to make our lives more difficult.

You move along the eastern Wall, flicking your light into the trees periodically. With the monster gone, it's... eerily quiet. Even the crickets decided not to sing much.

You do not see anything moving between or behind the trees.

You make your way around the corner, and peer into the Party Room.

...

Nothing seems out of sorts.

Last you saw the Canine was hobbling up the Hallway towards your Office, it might be cowering in the corner.

To assess it by memory, the Kitchen and Restroom are filthy. The Party Room could use a touch-up, you doubt it has much longer before the last scrubbing will be replaced by that iconic Fazbear grime.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Wed 02 Mar 2022 00:05:44 No.5182702 Report

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>>5182697
Copying pasting my thing from the last thread.

"Maybe dealing with a hundred soul abomination is too much for 'em. Or something something don't get close to the soul abomination.

Really, the only options I see are to clean up or to keep resting. I'd say start with the party room or kitchen and go from there."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RpREQy39 Wed 02 Mar 2022 00:28:51 No.5182717 Report

Quoted By: >>5182809

>>5182697
I say we kindly ask JJ to help us clean up
We can do the party room while she do something else like the kitchen or restroom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 00:43:45 No.5182726 Report

Quoted By: >>5182736 >>5182737 >>5182749 >>5182801 >>5182809

>>5182697
I say we send JJ to clean the Kitchen with instructions to shout for us if something comes for her while we take care of the Restroom. If the Canine appears again she'll technically be furthest from it so she won't be in too much danger, at least no more than ourselves.
If we can get those done we might have enough time to get started on the Party Room, although tell her to be careful of Mr Hugs just in case he decides to switch on now.

Does anyone else find it odd that he hasn't expelled his acid yet? I hope that stuff doesn't build up pressure or anything, a high powered spray would destroy this place with the structural integrity it has now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0qpsPOiZ Wed 02 Mar 2022 00:51:11 No.5182736 Report

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>>5182726
Seconded. Office is out of the question if the canine is heading that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Wed 02 Mar 2022 00:51:58 No.5182737 Report

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>>5182726
I think either the octopus smashed him, the Canine reduced him to a teething toy, or some bumblefuck customer stole him from under our collective nose and we were to dumb/busy to notice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EGc5rpbC Wed 02 Mar 2022 01:21:54 No.5182749 Report

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>>5182726
Supporting this, let's stay away from the office and clean up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 01:28:34 No.5182765 Report

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>>5182695
Also holy shit you used my art, thanks Ghost! This quest has been really fun and finally gave me something fun to draw.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUrnqEYC Wed 02 Mar 2022 01:47:56 No.5182801 Report

Quoted By: >>5182807

>>5182697
>>5182726
WE ARE NOT SPLITTING THE PARTY. WE CLEAN THE KITCHEN TOGETHER, THEN CLEANING THE RESTROOM TOGETHER, THEN CLEANING THE PARTY ROOM TOGETHER.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5+A8BLXM Wed 02 Mar 2022 01:50:06 No.5182805 Report

Quoted By: >>5182809 >>5182814 >>5182828

>>5182697
Let's clean up the Party Room, and maybe ask JJ to clean the Restroom. Between that and the Kitchen I feel like the Restroom is more pressing, as that's what customers are gonna see more of in the daytime.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Wed 02 Mar 2022 01:50:14 No.5182807 Report

Quoted By: >>5182810

>>5182801
I actually agree. Working together makes us both safer and more productive. We can clean rooms quicker and therefore, would be able to get to other rooms so we wouldn't really miss out on extra cleaning or anything like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2cT68Jos Wed 02 Mar 2022 01:51:41 No.5182809 Report

Quoted By: >>5182812 >>5182814 >>5182822

>>5182717
>>5182726
>>5182805
WE LITERALLY JUST WENT THROUGH THIS, SHE BECAME SUICIDAL WHEN WE LEFT HER ALONE, AND YOU WANT TO LEAVE HER ALONE AGAIN?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUrnqEYC Wed 02 Mar 2022 01:51:54 No.5182810 Report

Quoted By:

>>5182807
Smart man.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FfYMBVPa Wed 02 Mar 2022 01:53:48 No.5182812 Report

Quoted By:

>>5182809
Please be patient, they have autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 01:54:04 No.5182814 Report

Quoted By: >>5182818

>>5182805
>asking JJ to clean up the Restroom
We're trying to help her recover not make her want to kill herself more. Also the Restroom is closest to the hallway the Canine is hiding in.

>>5182809
After our battle with the sea monster she stopped being so clingy. Giving her a simple task to tackle with us just a room away shouldn't be too much trouble. For extra security though we should remind her that we'll be just around the corner if she needs anything so she doesn't get the idea that we're abandoning her.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FfYMBVPa Wed 02 Mar 2022 01:55:29 No.5182818 Report

Quoted By: >>5182829

>>5182814
We are NOT leaving her. Get it through your thick skull.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0qpsPOiZ Wed 02 Mar 2022 01:56:20 No.5182822 Report

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>>5182809
Its just weird to constantly make her stick to us is all. Let her hang out if she wants too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5+A8BLXM Wed 02 Mar 2022 01:58:46 No.5182828 Report

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>>5182805
Eh, scratch that, ask JJ if she wants to stick around with us and we'll do the Party Room.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 01:59:02 No.5182829 Report

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>>5182818
She's doing better after we found and comforted her after our mistake. We don't need to be together every moment from now on or she's going to slit her wooden wrists.

She can be a little independent and help us clean two small rooms at once before we tackle the larger Party Room together. We're not leaving her it's being apart by five feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0qpsPOiZ Wed 02 Mar 2022 02:02:02 No.5182831 Report

Quoted By: >>5182847

Actually. Yeah I started thinking of her as a tool/machine when she's clearly a little more than that.

Shes got massive abandonment issues, so even if it's inefficient it's best that she just stays by our side or in sight.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUrnqEYC Wed 02 Mar 2022 02:13:08 No.5182847 Report

Quoted By: >>5182851 >>5182859

>>5182831
It's more efficient if we stay together.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0qpsPOiZ Wed 02 Mar 2022 02:16:42 No.5182851 Report

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>>5182847
Yeah whatever you say. We all know what your stake in this is.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 02:21:51 No.5182859 Report

Quoted By: >>5182873

>>5182847
How? Cleaning the cleanest area together right away when we're close to night ending isn't a good use of our time as opposed to cleaning up the filthiest rooms at the same time with JJ being relatively safe from the roaming threat in the Pizzeria.

We're not leaving her alone for long, just enough for one of us to finish our job and come join the other.

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Pizzeria Quest ID:xcUS8mWf Wed 02 Mar 2022 02:29:36 No.5182871 Report

Quoted By: >>5182887 >>5182905 >>5183281

<statement>This is the most calm it's been at Night, we should use this to Clean.

JJ gives a tinny sight of relief.

>"That's the first thing I've heard since Closing that doesn't scare me."

<statement>The Restroom and Kitchen are both dirty, and the Party Room is full of the Canine's oil...

<inquiry>Would splitting up be difficult for you?

JJ laughs, the closest to a genuine one tonight.

>"There's a difference between cleaning one room away, and being locked in the Pantry. So long as you stay nearby I'll be okay."

You don't think she's bluffing or putting on airs.

<statement>Then I can cover the Restroom if you can cover the Kitchen, if you see anything trying to come in from the Wood, yell.

>"Roger that, Sir!"

With that said, JJ watches you head up, ensuring the door to the Restroom door is open, before moving to the Kitchen. You hear the sound of sweeping, and get to work as well.

---

An Hour passes. The Restroom is clean.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Wed 02 Mar 2022 02:29:39 No.5182873 Report

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>>5182859
It's more efficient as we're able to clean more together. We can clean the room faster and therefore, be able to move to another room. So we're not really losing time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 02:38:12 No.5182887 Report

Quoted By: >>5182918

>>5182871
Let's go to the Kitchen and help JJ if she isn't done yet. If she is we should compliment her work ethic before cleaning the Party Room together.
Perhaps we could use the Canine's oil to polish the tables or stage?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0qpsPOiZ Wed 02 Mar 2022 02:42:33 No.5182894 Report

Quoted By: >>5182908

We need to rest. Now. If we can't make it to the office then we need to stuff ourselves somewhere safe first.

We literally can't last another bad encounter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EGc5rpbC Wed 02 Mar 2022 02:47:03 No.5182905 Report

Quoted By: >>5182908

>>5182871
Well that's all done, let's regroup with JJ in the pantry and rest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 02:49:01 No.5182908 Report

Quoted By: >>5182917

>>5182894
>>5182905
Too late we just left the safety of our office after resting for an hour. Risking it now isn't worth it compared to the money a fully clean room would bring us considering we'd have to go out to the woods or risk The Canine in the hallway or by the hole in the wall, we'd most likely just get caught and hurt some more. We can rest in the day after ordering stuff or making the Pizzeria a bit more unsafe in order to harvest Remnant from minor injuries.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0qpsPOiZ Wed 02 Mar 2022 02:56:51 No.5182917 Report

Quoted By: >>5182931

>>5182908
Oh did we already rest tonight? I might've missed that.

If we did, then let's just do what we can for the party room while keeping an ear out for the canine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Wed 02 Mar 2022 02:56:55 No.5182918 Report

Quoted By: >>5183272

>>5182887
I support this. We should help JJ or at least compliment her if she's done.

If she's done I suggest either resting or doing any work that's leftover.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 03:06:26 No.5182931 Report

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>>5182917
Yeah after the sea monster fight. We resting for an hour with JJ guarding the door to our office. We patched our systems up a little but it wasn't enough for a point of HP. At most we recovered a bit from the thrashing and can move almost as fast as before we went Belmont on it, at worst we undented our skull. We aren't aware of the extent of the things resting healed up.

Ghost

Ghost ID:xcUS8mWf Wed 02 Mar 2022 03:45:21 No.5182990 Report

Quoted By: >>5183055

(There's no limit to the amount of Resting you can do, you're vulnerable during it, but unlike ordering items, you aren't limited to one Daily Special and one other item of choice.)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0qpsPOiZ Wed 02 Mar 2022 04:34:27 No.5183055 Report

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>>5182990
I was more just interested in doing it in case we were still in a critical state.

Money is more important than reaching full health right now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 09:46:07 No.5183272 Report

Quoted By: >>5183277 >>5183281

>>5182918
Are we still doing the damage stuff a little for help collecting Remnant plan? I think most people were for that last thread even if they disagreed with killing children. After cleaning would be a good time to cause some minor splinters in the tables and chairs with the knifewhip to purposefully give them cuts while we clean up if we still wanna do that.
If not then yeah I support just barricading the kitchen with JJ after we've cleaned and then resting some more.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6wQ9Irk/ Wed 02 Mar 2022 09:56:31 No.5183277 Report

Quoted By: >>5183280

>>5183272
We have to outright kill children to gather remnant.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 10:07:08 No.5183280 Report

Quoted By: >>5183282

>>5183277
Nope.

From Corporate:
>Now how do you get it? Well, much like the Children are the lifeblood of your Pizzeria, these same Children are the Lifeblood of Remnant!
>Accidents happen!
>A black eye, a broken leg... Guests know on arrival the assumed dangers that come with eating out. To assist in teaching lessons in the dangers of being unsupervised, as well as tap into the Remnant you all no doubt are excited to get:
>You’ll need blood!

From our observations today:
>Some even ponder if the natural damages that just come from the Hospital bills would count. Then you recall that last night, the meter was barely resting above zero.
>Intent apparently comes with the territory

We just have to make the place more unsafe with the express intent of harming them in order to get it, killing would just get us a whole lot more.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Wed 02 Mar 2022 10:15:44 No.5183281 Report

Quoted By:

>>5183272
>>5182871
Agreed with adding some splinters and other hazards to the tables and such. Worst case scenario, it's hard to get a lawsuit for a splinter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6wQ9Irk/ Wed 02 Mar 2022 10:16:48 No.5183282 Report

Quoted By: >>5183283

>>5183280
Ghost literally said it right here
>>5180022

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 10:21:50 No.5183283 Report

Quoted By: >>5183289

>>5183282
Where did you get anything that supports outright killing kids being the only way to get remnant out of that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6wQ9Irk/ Wed 02 Mar 2022 10:29:07 No.5183289 Report

Quoted By: >>5183293 >>5183296

>>5183283
If intention is needed wouldn't accidents not count? Short of setting up bear traps, I don't see splinters gathering blood.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Wed 02 Mar 2022 10:32:56 No.5183293 Report

Quoted By: >>5183301

>>5183289
I mean, apathetic "shit we can't fix it we don't got money have fun" is less malicious in intent than "let's purposely make shit unsafe". There's a reason why involuntary mansalughter has a lighter sentence than second or first degree murder.

None of our decisions until Remnant became a thing had the intent of causing a shit ton of harm. It was a byproduct if anything else.

Also it doesn't really cost us anything. We can always go for Mr. Knifewhip and Mr. Axey Waxey after the fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 10:34:24 No.5183296 Report

Quoted By: >>5183301

>>5183289
Accidents caused by negligence don't count. Accidents caused by us orchestrating them do.
Us deliberately fucking up the seats and tables so kids will get hurt will. Also what do you mean splinters won't do that? I've seen splinters make people bleed all the time.
Also even if it doesn't work the worst thing that happens is a bunch of kids got minor injuries that they can't sue us for and we confirm we have to go for more extreme measures.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6wQ9Irk/ Wed 02 Mar 2022 10:54:48 No.5183301 Report

Quoted By: >>5183305 >>5183313

>>5183296
It costs time, which is an important resource.
>>5183293
My concern is spending a lot of time to damage our restaurant for a chance at getting a miniscule amount of blood.
It's unlikely we're ever going to reach consensus on whether we should hurt or kill children (Personally, I'm against murder) but there's gotta be better ways than something this potentially ineffectual.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 11:01:52 No.5183305 Report

Quoted By: >>5183306

>>5183301
We do it while we're cleaning the Party Room it'll take no time at all, we just occasionally gouge a bit of the wood with our knife at the same time. We're not carving the whole thing up, just scraping enough with the end of our whip to cause some splinters. So long as it's intended to hurt kids we should get Remnant out of that.
I think it's also worth noting that the Canine seems cowed for tonight and the place is almost about to open, we have some time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6wQ9Irk/ Wed 02 Mar 2022 11:04:07 No.5183306 Report

Quoted By: >>5183310

>>5183305
When put like that, sure. Although I doubt it'll hold up visually if we get that swanky pizzeria upgrade other parts of the hive are clamoring for.
We can also lay out broken glass, or better yet just leave debris around from our wall being taken out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 11:11:57 No.5183310 Report

Quoted By: >>5183318

>>5183306
>Although I doubt it'll hold up visually if we get that swanky pizzeria upgrade other parts of the hive are clamoring for.
We'll just have a shitty party area full of woodchips, splinters, fucked up boards right next to the brand new spotless expansion. A building worthy of Fazbear Entertainment standards.
Also no no no no, the glass goes in the icecream sundaes and then we claim we don't know where it came from if the parents notice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Wed 02 Mar 2022 11:15:36 No.5183313 Report

Quoted By: >>5183319

>>5183301
Either we try this or we go full on "mixing cyanide and glass shards into the pizza sauce"

Fazbear probably can and will turn us off if we refuse to get the soul juice. So we need to do what we have to.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D3FN0W0D Wed 02 Mar 2022 11:25:44 No.5183318 Report

Quoted By: >>5183319

>>5183310
>the glass goes in the icecream sundaes and then we claim we don't know where it came from if the parents notice.
What the fuck is wrong with you

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 11:26:45 No.5183319 Report

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>>5183313
>Before we continue, we would like to ask you, politely, to recall that on signing you gave Fazbear Corporate full right to unplug any of you from the Hive at any time. Page 17, paragraph 6; as you know, informs you of the risk of Death upon removal from the coma-like states your bodies’ are currently in.
>This is not to frighten you! Death has only occurred in 89% of these unpluggings, with any other non-related Deaths within the next twelve hours after being unplugged deemed entirely unrelated with our legal teams.
>Rest assured, we at Fazbear are monitoring you all very carefully, to ensure you all stay as safe as possible.

They sure will! They also are constantly listening to our thoughts during the daytime, they can at night too but it's manual and is denoted by the lights flickering, with this in mind remember to keep all our thoughts of dissent and betrayal to night time as we're not aware of how far they'll let us think those kinds of things before their amusement at our plotting ends.

>>5183318
It's a joke. Mostly.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Wed 02 Mar 2022 13:37:53 No.5183362 Report

Quoted By: >>5183365 >>5183411

Came for JJ stayed for the Hivemind trying to run a pizzeria prone to retarded kids doing backflips for pizza.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 13:43:17 No.5183365 Report

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>>5183362
Ain't it grand?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UAa60lxP Wed 02 Mar 2022 15:32:11 No.5183411 Report

Quoted By: >>5183431 >>5183434 >>5183536 >>5183610 >>5185149

>>5183362
Wouldn't that plan just end up in us getting gang banged by a bunch of angry parents in court?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0qpsPOiZ Wed 02 Mar 2022 16:01:53 No.5183431 Report

Quoted By: >>5183454

>>5183411
We're doing the best we can

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Wed 02 Mar 2022 16:04:17 No.5183434 Report

Quoted By: >>5183454

>>5183411
as if a buncha kids going missing due to Mr. Axe wouldn't do the same thing.

We're trying to figure out lesser evils at this point, not doing good.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UAa60lxP Wed 02 Mar 2022 16:22:11 No.5183454 Report

Quoted By:

>>5183431
>>5183434
Prison arc soon...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RHm/78r5 Wed 02 Mar 2022 17:51:14 No.5183536 Report

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>>5183411
Hey it's not like we forced them to try those backflips. It's not our fault they broke their backs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 19:04:37 No.5183610 Report

Quoted By: >>5184503

>>5183411
Not if we do it subtly.
>>5180188

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Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Wed 02 Mar 2022 19:12:02 No.5183619 Report

Quoted By: >>5183624 >>5183626 >>5183631 >>5183641 >>5183648 >>5183705

Trapper anon here: if the rest of the hive is adamant about getting upgrades by spilling blood, then I shall help brainstorm some ideas, though I suspect nothing will come of this and whatever we gain will be canceled out by the consequences, whatever they may turn out to be.

Pic related: booby trap the jungle gyms and claim some dirt-bag "teenagers" did it. Then, booby trap something else.
Perhaps we could even turn it to our advantage by then doing cheesy public service-type PAs about the epidemic of vandalism and juvenile delinquency to build community goodwill or PR, or something like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Wed 02 Mar 2022 19:14:42 No.5183624 Report

Quoted By: >>5183641

>>5183619
Nothing's strictly wrong with that aside from trying to find razor blades to begin with (not exactly something you see a lot in a restaurant, me thinks)

As long as it's 1.) not obviously something WE did and 2.) not going to game end someone instantly, most of the hive will begrudgingly tolerate it. From what I've seen, at least

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Wed 02 Mar 2022 19:15:16 No.5183626 Report

Quoted By: >>5183641

>>5183619
>nothing GOOD will come of this
Excuse the typo. We'll obviously get upgrades and perks out of it, but I suspect that the hive's moral compass does not actually want to go this route.

Also: putting cleaning supplies in the food, but only a single order targeting specific children, so as to create plausibility.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Wed 02 Mar 2022 19:17:40 No.5183631 Report

Quoted By: >>5183643 >>5183647 >>5183648

>>5183619
>nothing GOOD will come of this
Excuse the typo. We'll obviously get upgrades and perks out of it, but I suspect that the hive's moral compass does not actually want to go this route.

Also: putting cleaning supplies in the food, but only a single orders targeting specific children, so as to create plausible deniability.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Wed 02 Mar 2022 19:22:24 No.5183641 Report

Quoted By: >>5183643

>>5183619
This is a good idea. I'm not against "game-ending" children but this is the safer and cheaper option. Plus the idea of doing some public service announcements and going against "juvenile delinquency" sounds like some 4D chess moves.
>>5183624
Instead of razor blades, we use broken glass, sharp metal, etc. Stuff we could probably find inside our restaurant.
>>5183626
Putting cleaning supplies in food is a very bad move. Having poisoned food can ruin a restaurant's reputation. The 1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack ruined restaurants even though they had nothing to do with the attack. So poisoning food is VERY and I mean it, VERY risky.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Wed 02 Mar 2022 19:23:43 No.5183643 Report

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>>5183641
Last part for >>5183631

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Wed 02 Mar 2022 19:26:33 No.5183647 Report

Quoted By: >>5183657

>>5183631
Yeah, no, it's one thing to excuse the slide having broken glass by saying a dipshit teen did it but poisoning food is very hard to play off as something we had no control over.

It's unironically safer and easy to split a kid's skull open with a fire axe than going with poisoned food. Or giving them cyanide in the shape of rock candy

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 19:27:24 No.5183648 Report

Quoted By: >>5183651

>>5183619
I could see something like that working, however since we don't have any razors I think we'd have to modify it, maybe some nails in the swing seats? Or loosening some bars of the Jungle Gym with our wrench so that kids climbing them fall down and break a bone? A kid breaking half his ribs only cost us 80 dollars in medical bills, a shattered arm or broken leg should be much cheaper. Also I love the idea of fake PSA's blaming some no good dirty teens for everything, very shady corporate move.

>>5183631
How much cleaning supplies are we talking about here? Enough to get the kid sick or enough to equal that "Candy with a KICK!" Cyanide that we could have bought today?
Regardless if we want to do that at any intensity we're going to want to bring some supplies into the kitchen now when we go to check on JJ so no one can catch us taking that stuff to the kitchen in the daytime.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 19:30:18 No.5183651 Report

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>>5183648
Fucking shit forgot to add in something to my post.
>if we ever get a springlock suit we could hit them with the oldest trick in the book and make a PSA about keeping your floors clean, then throw in a snarky line about especially from the blood caused by springlock induced accidents
If Corporate could get away with two entertainers dying in the suits on stage I think we might have a chance with that one in the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 19:33:36 No.5183657 Report

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>>5183647
>"So how'd little Timmy get impaled on that axe?"
>flashback to us tripping a child onto the axe looney tunes style
>"Well, you know how clumsy kids are..."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Wed 02 Mar 2022 20:33:45 No.5183705 Report

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>>5183619
>not lacing a pizza with Dynamite
LOL get on my level

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0qpsPOiZ Wed 02 Mar 2022 20:43:41 No.5183709 Report

Quoted By: >>5183711 >>5183713

I'm not interested in spilling blood for using the remnant machine, but if our life is literally on the line here then I'm all for it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 20:48:07 No.5183711 Report

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>>5183709
If it makes you feel better we aren't going to use it for whatever purpose Corporate seems to be pushing us towards using it in regards to the thing from the lake. We just need a little but if we get more we can use it on ourselves exclusively instead of what they want.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Wed 02 Mar 2022 20:48:54 No.5183713 Report

Quoted By: >>5183716

>>5183709
It's a mixture of "we don't want to die" and "corporate will probably shut us down if we don't"

Skin himself said we had to do some remnant hunting, even if just a little.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 20:50:49 No.5183716 Report

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>>5183713
Also something might happen that will help us around twenty days time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUrnqEYC Wed 02 Mar 2022 21:13:56 No.5183724 Report

Quoted By: >>5183726 >>5183727 >>5183736

What the fuck are you people talking about, we are not fucking putting cleaning supplies in the food. We have zero plausible deniability with that, and we might get ghost kids on our asses.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Wed 02 Mar 2022 21:16:25 No.5183726 Report

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>>5183724
I vote we make a pinata filled with scalding pizza.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 21:17:51 No.5183727 Report

Quoted By: >>5183737

>>5183724
No one is saying we should poison the food. Just stating that it's an option. Ghost kids would also be the least of our worries in terms of threats. Ghosts can't touch anything and we already have real threats inside and outside the place. What's a ghost gonna do, move some chairs? Ooooooooh real scary.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Wed 02 Mar 2022 21:35:05 No.5183736 Report

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>>5183724
Cool your jets, it was one dude suggesting it and most of us said "what the fuck we can't blame this on someone else" or "at this rate just use a fireaxe to kill someone"

We may be a hivemind but that was just one voice, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0qpsPOiZ Wed 02 Mar 2022 21:35:22 No.5183737 Report

Quoted By: >>5183742

>>5183727
Anon we have almost died five times now because of a ghost possessing a machine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 21:49:03 No.5183742 Report

Quoted By: >>5185151

>>5183737
Yeah but you can't put another one in there. It's fine.

Pizzeria Quest

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Pizzeria Quest ID:xcUS8mWf Wed 02 Mar 2022 21:49:03 No.5183743 Report

Quoted By: >>5183747

The Hive continues to ruminate, discuss, and sometimes have a worried laugh about getting Remnant. 'Intent matters'. Well, some of the Hive definitely have little moral issues with hurting people, with children not much of a taboo. A select few embrace the idea, while most of the Hive reacts with disgust.

A lot less are outright decrying the idea of harming a child altogether though... You move to the Kitchen, and see JJ has just put her broom against the wall, the Kitchen tidied up as well as it can be given the destruction it has taken over the week.

<statement>Great work, JJ, this'll make the Day a bit brighter.

JJ nods, her voice almost back to its chipper Day self.

>"That helped, a lot-Cleaning is a pretty big subroutine, it's nice."

You pat her head, and look outside to the Jungle Gym and dying Playground. The Hive goes quiet, and discussions slowly come to a very strained consensus.

<request>JJ, we're going to go outside briefly to check the wood, could you stay here a short while?

>"Yes, Sir.”

Most of the Hive isn't proud of what they're going to do, but if Corporate was serious about those thinly veiled threats...

After checking for the Canine outside, you feel safe enough, and while JJ is good at her craft...there's still plenty of glass from the shattered window to pocket.

It's... a baby step forward, layering the bottom of the slide with glass. You try to get some larger shards but JJ is in this instance, annoyingly meticulous.

The Jungle Gym... That's the big one for attracting crowds, and you can't imagine it not netting someone. Glass won't work as easily here, you'd need razor blades.

Inspiration strikes!

The fun zone is composed mostly of thin metal tubes (cheaper, you suppose) rather than solid. You take the Knife from your Whip-Blade and halfway up, away from immediate visibility, cut the pipe open and slowly carve it inward.

Three sharp 'razor blade' grips well above the height of the average elementary schooler. Some cut fingers, maybe a broken rib if they fall wrong, a concussion... It's not as bad as-

No, it's pretty fucking despicable but it's nicer than bleaching sodas or dragging someone into the woods to knife them to death.

A member of the Hive starts to mention a bio-terror attack around food poisoning in the 1900s as the rest of the Hive stops arguing to insist they aren't poisoning the food, while another portion argues that this is too much and to tape over it now while there's still time.

What fucking tape-?-The other portion of the Hive argues, and the Hive tells the Hive to be done with it. This is it, a step had to be taken, and it has. If the Octopus Thing was a sign of what's to come if Remnant isn't manufactured, then some kids have to bleed.

That simple.

...

Sunrise approaches.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 21:53:09 No.5183747 Report

Quoted By: >>5183751 >>5183760

>>5183743
At least with Corporate's cheapness we don't have to try very hard to make the place dangerous to harvest a little bit of Remnant. Talk about cost cutting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2cT68Jos Wed 02 Mar 2022 21:54:16 No.5183750 Report

Quoted By: >>5183759

one downside I realized to the backflip sign plan: if there are enough kids who can manage to do backflips successfully we will start bleeding money from all the free pizzas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Wed 02 Mar 2022 21:54:46 No.5183751 Report

Quoted By: >>5183759

>>5183747
So realistically can we farm remnant from food poisoning?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 22:03:32 No.5183759 Report

Quoted By: >>5183766

>>5183750
I think that's a small risk, backflips are pretty hard. On the very slim chance that there are kids agile enough to do more than one backflip for every 10 kids I have a plan to avoid money problems. We just said they get a free small pizza. If we make it really small we can make it work.

>>5183751
Cyanide was an option to buy so presumably yes. Although I don't know how badly we'd have to poison them, probably to the point of internal bleeding. At that point it'd be less of a bad PR move to kill and bury a kid in the woods so I don't think we should try it, but if other people are for poisoning kids I'll support it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Wed 02 Mar 2022 22:04:00 No.5183760 Report

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>>5183747
Pretty sure that's intentional by corporate's part. The shoddiness isn't just a cost cutting measure.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Wed 02 Mar 2022 22:11:02 No.5183766 Report

Quoted By: >>5183771 >>5183774

>>5183759
Nah nah, I'm down for setting up some shoddy "teenage" pranks for some unfortunate kid to happen to, internal bleeding would probably too much heat right now, if we do the razor blade thing or set up traps we still have plausible deniability.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 22:13:42 No.5183771 Report

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>>5183766
Like I said at that point just murdering a kid would be less evil. I don't think we can "Just a prank bro!" organ failure.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TPkG314I Wed 02 Mar 2022 22:17:46 No.5183774 Report

Quoted By: >>5183777 >>5183779

>>5183766
Can we organise spicy food eating contest in hope for bleeding rectums?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Wed 02 Mar 2022 22:22:44 No.5183777 Report

Quoted By: >>5183811

>>5183774
That's so low in the layers of maliciousness, the machine wouldn't even detect it.

Unless we specially order, like, lab grown peppers that require triple layers of rubber gloves to handle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 22:24:49 No.5183779 Report

Quoted By: >>5183811

>>5183774
Corporate probably won't give us any ingredients beyond cheese, "meat", and tomato sauce. Where are we gonna get anything spicy enough to cause Remnant worthy injuries?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0qpsPOiZ Wed 02 Mar 2022 22:31:27 No.5183785 Report

Quoted By: >>5183790

Nothing about this feels good. We need to find a way to get over corporate or we're gonna have a serious problem in our hive.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 22:36:45 No.5183790 Report

Quoted By: >>5183792

>>5183785
Skins told us last night that if we can hold out for more or less 20 days that they could give us some form of help, our boss told us this morning that snitches get stitches.
We're in a pickle indeed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Wed 02 Mar 2022 22:42:12 No.5183792 Report

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>>5183790
Looks like a shitty kiddy is gonna end up missing at our pizza parlor!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JXsnITZX Wed 02 Mar 2022 22:46:07 No.5183795 Report

Quoted By: >>5183799

>>5182695
Please stop the terrorism, you guys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 22:48:18 No.5183799 Report

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>>5183795
But it's fun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TPkG314I Wed 02 Mar 2022 23:03:14 No.5183811 Report

Quoted By: >>5183815

>>5183777
>>5183779
How about some vacuum cleaner wasabi?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 23:08:30 No.5183815 Report

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>>5183811
That would be hilarious but you also bring up a good point. If we ever find something that can hold acid we would be able to have a reliable new way to harm things from the woods, or anything else since you know, acid.

Speaking of malicious liquids, should we try collecting some of that monster blood or checking to see if hurting it got us any Remnant?

Pizzeria Quest

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Pizzeria Quest ID:xcUS8mWf Wed 02 Mar 2022 23:14:17 No.5183822 Report

Quoted By: >>5183863 >>5183896 >>5206482 >>5221051

This was the busiest Night yet. Having company helped a little bit, but...

Please God, don't let any of them die.

Please God, just let one die so we can get enough Remnant to do what we have to do.

Please God, don't let them disconnect us.

Please God, give us something to work with, Skin.

Please God, let this be really, really funny.

Please God, let that portion of the Hive have a heart attack soon.

...

You survive your Fifth Night on the Job.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 23:17:48 No.5183830 Report

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Guys I'm super scared right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0m07crHo Wed 02 Mar 2022 23:39:15 No.5183863 Report

Quoted By: >>5183868 >>5183872 >>5185152

>>5183822
>ITS US
>he pounds his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the (ghosts?)
theorycrafting time folks, what the fuck does this mean

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Wed 02 Mar 2022 23:39:22 No.5183864 Report

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Please corporate bros, I'm begging you here, let us buy a do a flip sign so children shatter their spines

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2cT68Jos Wed 02 Mar 2022 23:46:23 No.5183868 Report

Quoted By:

>>5183863
Okay, so the second line is a reference to IT, which is pretty thematically appropriate. Maybe something here needs remnant to survive, so we might have a child eating creature

Pizzeria Quest

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Pizzeria Quest ID:xcUS8mWf Wed 02 Mar 2022 23:46:27 No.5183869 Report

Quoted By: >>5183872 >>5183885 >>5183908 >>5183921

Day 6.

You wake up in the Office after the typical blackout spell. Tacked to your desk is another note:

'Tree damage fixed, wall started, should be done tomorrow. Corp. asks please stop destroying walls.'

True to their word, a good chunk of wall is fixed up, both from Tree Damage, and well, most of the rest of it. Nothing in the Pizzeria is particularly filthy, though JJ is still sweeping under tables in the Party Room and is working into the Hallway. Lots of Canine gore and confetti to take care of...

The Vacuum must have... had something happen last night, there is no hole in the floor, which is swell. One thing seems off, and the receipt addresses it for you:

>Friendly the Fire Axe, Foxy Repair*, Rear Wall rebuilding, Total Costs for Shipping and Repair: 72 USD.

>*Foxy's damages too severe to fix in-house, the model is being sent for proper repair at Corp. Will be back tomorrow

A groovy, two-handed Fire Axe with a smiley face drawn on it with white paint lays against your Office Door with a purple ribbon under the handle.

Also, to your surprise, a Hammer and a box of Nails as a bonus are beside it. The Nails are a gross copper-red color with rust, but still, Nails nonetheless.

Today is a New Day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 02 Mar 2022 23:50:09 No.5183872 Report

Quoted By: >>5183885 >>5183896 >>5183949 >>5184029 >>5184200

>>5183863
>now we know where you are
>what can you do
or
>what you can do

I can't tell if something bad is meant to be mocking us or telling us to do something. It sounds like whatever else is in there along with the sea monster is way more than what Corporate said. Skins said we won’t need to use what they want us to use to stop it, he didn't use the word kill.
Maybe there's some secret to the lake that's aggravating these voices? Something to do with them pounding against some wall or posts?

>>5183869
Okay, let's check the computer on things to buy and that expansion, after that let's try to clean up as much of the party room with Mr Hugs and JJ as we can before guests arrive, prioritize the Canine's oil and other gore since that's what will stick out the most.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Wed 02 Mar 2022 23:54:40 No.5183879 Report

Quoted By: >>5184011 >>5184029

At least the canine is gone for tonight, though forest creatures are probably gonna fuck with us extra hard to compensate. When we get the money we should definitely buy the expansion while we have some breathing room

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Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Thu 03 Mar 2022 00:00:20 No.5183882 Report

Quoted By: >>5184029

Guys I have a relevant video for you. Please view it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCX40sSUOEc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Thu 03 Mar 2022 00:06:24 No.5183885 Report

Quoted By: >>5183900 >>5184029

>>5183869
Say out loud that the wall damage is beyond our control. It may sound psychotic, but if they truly are taping everything, then they'll get the message, the dicks.

As for business: pocket the hammer and nails and then check in with Mr. Hugs. I wish we could speak with Foxy, but he is not present. Oh well.

Then: check for deals on our Windows 95.

After that: this one still advocates entering the woods while daylight to see if we can forage any future trap materials in order to prepare for the night.

>>5183872
Meta knowledge: I suspect the voices are THEM from Ghostquest I. The thing from the lake may be some kind of iteration or part of The Puppet that is also keeping THEM at bay? Maybe. This is all personal paranoid guesswork. Point is: even though I'm not sure what to make of it, I agree with avoiding killing it despite it's apparent danger to our establishment in future confrontations.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Thu 03 Mar 2022 00:12:20 No.5183896 Report

Quoted By: >>5183900 >>5183914 >>5184029

>>5183822
>Please God, let that portion of the Hive have a heart attack soon.
I feel like I'm getting targeted.

Anyway, I agree with >>5183872 we should focus on cleaning up the gore. Can't be having oil and scrap on the ground.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 00:19:18 No.5183900 Report

Quoted By: >>5183908 >>5184029

>>5183885
Oh if we're entering the woods I think our shovel is still broken out there right? We could fix it up a bit and have another tool to make traps or just general repairs/defence. Also just digging a hole out there sometime, it could be preparing for the future if we ever do the deed or it could just be something to trip monsters. Or a spike pit!

>>5183896
We should collect any of those scrap bits as well while we're cleaning up since they may be useful for more Remnant gathering or just DIY weapons, I doubt anything out there will be able to shrug off an object with metal shards sticking out of it hitting them for long.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Thu 03 Mar 2022 00:28:49 No.5183908 Report

Quoted By: >>5183914 >>5184029

>>5183869
Talk to Mr. Hugs
Check deals on computer
Clean up the place, collect shit like >>5183900 said
whatever

>>5183869
Check the computer with our preday slot RIGHT NOW

Ghost

Ghost ID:xcUS8mWf Thu 03 Mar 2022 00:33:44 No.5183914 Report

Quoted By: >>5183921

>>5183908
The Pre-Day slot was only because Corporate woke you before the Truck was done for the Remnant info-drop. You have four slots.

>>5183896
>I feel like I'm getting targeted.
Nope! There's no wrong way to play, I look at all the posts, and determine how the Hive reacts to the other members of the Hive by the other posters here and how they respond to ideas proposed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 00:37:59 No.5183920 Report

Quoted By: >>5183924 >>5184029

Sometime in the day when JJ isn't around the others we should ask her to not tell Foxy about any of the night time stuff or what happened to him, emphasize that he really doesn't take being told about stuff during the night well.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Thu 03 Mar 2022 00:38:06 No.5183921 Report

Quoted By:

>>5183914
>I look at all the posts, and determine how the Hive reacts to the other members of the Hive by the other posters here and how they respond to ideas proposed.
This is one thing that makes the quest good. Do not stop doing this.

>>5183869
Then just do the computer check asap

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Thu 03 Mar 2022 00:39:38 No.5183924 Report

Quoted By: >>5183930

>>5183920
Why don't we get Helpy to help us with our lawsuits? He's good at that. And remember that Slick Willy canonically had that exact volume of paperwork to deal with back when he was alive and in business, since he was the business half of Fredbear's Family Diner shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 00:43:33 No.5183930 Report

Quoted By:

>>5183924
As a cost cutting measure I think we ARE the Helpy of this location. Always getting hurt, having to deal with the lawsuits at the end of the day. If only we could have a PA system that plays a catchy jingle like he had. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVOh2ZAn3xo

Ghost

Ghost ID:xcUS8mWf Thu 03 Mar 2022 00:53:01 No.5183949 Report

Quoted By: >>5183964 >>5184029

One last quick thing to consider

>>5183872
>buy that expansion
It's still 1k. If you want to use the PC strictly for that, doing so now will not work.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 00:58:29 No.5183964 Report

Quoted By: >>5184029

>>5183949
Shit the wall cost us just enough to screw us over.
Okay do we want to check it for supplies or animatronics to buy for tomorrow then? Today should bring in enough that we can get the expansion anyway later if we just buy something small.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gdOeAqo9 Thu 03 Mar 2022 01:16:52 No.5183984 Report

Quoted By: >>5183999 >>5184004 >>5184011 >>5184029

If we can't get the expansion let's just check for supplies then. And talk to mr hugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Thu 03 Mar 2022 01:28:55 No.5183999 Report

Quoted By: >>5184029

>>5183984
We'll get enough money today to get the expansion and a solid buffer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 01:30:40 No.5184004 Report

Quoted By: >>5184029

>>5183984
I support talking to Mr Hugs after we check for animatronics and supplies. He never did anything last night so maybe something happened to him?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/01zcQfJ Thu 03 Mar 2022 01:33:52 No.5184011 Report

Quoted By: >>5184029

>>5183879
With the money we'll likely be getting today? I think we can buy it tonight. Though if it's between that and new supplies(since we haven't bought any in a while), supplies need to come first.

>>5183984
Talk to Hugs first. That seems to be the most important thing so far. Then we can handle all the supplies

Ghost

Ghost ID:xcUS8mWf Thu 03 Mar 2022 01:47:07 No.5184024 Report

Quoted By: >>5184029 >>5184041 >>5184163 >>5184316

I'm a bit confused, Cleaning Supplies are a one time purchase, with the payoff being you have to clean again depending on how many days they give you. You guys had the best brand bought, so places you clean last for XdX+X days instead of a flat amount to save time you'd otherwise waste cleaning. Unless they get destroyed, you'll never need to buy Cleaning Supplies ever again.

Party Supplies last by the amount of Parties you throw, which is 1 so far.

The only thing you could purchase right now is Fun 4 Kidz or an Animatronic, and you get one purchase in the Day and one at Night, the Hive does not know how long it takes for the Expansion to occur either.

Weaponry is very important; I want to make sure you guys know you are foregoing your Expansion in getting Fun 4 Kidz or another Animatronic. I'd usually not say anything, but you guys were talking about the Expansion last Night very frequently and I don't know if this is confusion or a shift in planning by the Hive.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Thu 03 Mar 2022 01:49:16 No.5184029 Report

Quoted By:

>>5183872
>>5183879
>>5183885
>>5183896
>>5183900
>>5183908
>>5183920
>>5183949
>>5183964
>>5183984
>>5183999
>>5184004
>>5184011
>>5184024
Please consider this a public service announcment for the Hive. Watch this video >>5183882 and be informed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 01:57:42 No.5184041 Report

Quoted By: >>5184117

>>5184024
Oh I thought Party Supplies were used up by a party.

In that case I vote we shop for an Animatronic since we already got Friendly the Fire Axe yesterday. Would we be able to shop for the expansion at night or is only the daily deal available then?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Thu 03 Mar 2022 02:49:36 No.5184117 Report

Quoted By: >>5184118

>>5184041
Daily deal is available during the day as well, but we really should get started on the expansion while we have this breathing room instead of buying another animatronic that'll make things harder. The place is falling down around us as it is and we need to see what the expansion will do for us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 02:52:32 No.5184118 Report

Quoted By: >>5184122

>>5184117
We're 50 dollarydoos short so won't have the money until the end of the day. We might as well buy a potential revenue source now so we have it tomorrow and then buy the expansion tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Thu 03 Mar 2022 02:56:51 No.5184122 Report

Quoted By: >>5184126

>>5184118
We can check out the daily deal and see if it's worth it or not, otherwise I say save our money instead of making the night harder

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 03:01:30 No.5184126 Report

Quoted By: >>5184130

>>5184122
Anon it's not gonna come in today, tonight will be without the Canine so we'll only have to worry about Starbon and possibly the sea monster or other creatures from the wood. We'll be able to rest some more tonight while doing our duties, if there is a big threat tonight we just got a new axe.
We need some more income so we don't come up short anymore because that's a big block to us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Thu 03 Mar 2022 03:08:11 No.5184130 Report

Quoted By: >>5184136

>>5184126
I'm not worried about tonight, I'm worried about tomorrow night and all the nights after. Currently we're on 6 health, we need a few nights to rest and we can't rest when the canine comes back and we have to deal with yet another murderous robot on top of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 03:12:51 No.5184136 Report

Quoted By: >>5184163

>>5184130
But we need the extra money to get a bigger and better place so we'll have more space to actually get away from the canine and other animatronics. We will never be able to keep this place afloat with an expansion considering the damage it's likely to go through if we only have the ones we have now. The sooner we start earning more the safer we'll ultimately be.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/01zcQfJ Thu 03 Mar 2022 03:51:46 No.5184163 Report

Quoted By: >>5184165

>>5184024
Oh, well I didn't know that about the Cleaning and Party Supplies, which the former of the two was my main concern.

>>5184136
While I don't think we should get an Animatronic just yet, I am actually gonna shift from getting the Expansion.
The max amount of guests we've gotten so far were 22, just around half of what our max is. I think since Foxy is out right now, we can at least wait until tomorrow to decide if we actually go for the Expansion or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Thu 03 Mar 2022 03:55:42 No.5184165 Report

Quoted By: >>5184170 >>5184316

>>5184163
Maybe we could get an animatronic if the daily deal sucks and none of them look too obviously dangerous, but I think we should do the expansion in the hope that it upgrades the building to not be so shitty. The expansion will take time to complete anyway, so doing it early is a good thing. We won't have to scramble to do it later

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 04:02:13 No.5184170 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184165
It's random what we get out of four different types of new rooms. We for sure get some better walls and ceiling though.

Okay I change my vote for checking the daily deal and then animatronics. We could always get another cheap money maker like the gumball machine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pv/7S3HN Thu 03 Mar 2022 05:25:02 No.5184200 Report

Quoted By:

>>5183872
+1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Thu 03 Mar 2022 05:50:00 No.5184217 Report

Quoted By: >>5184227 >>5184229 >>5184236

I put my vote towards checking the daily and then animatronics.

I hope some brat gets hurt from our little "improvement" and we get some sweet remnant. Seriously, why do we care about the lives of kids again?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pv/7S3HN Thu 03 Mar 2022 06:16:34 No.5184227 Report

Quoted By: >>5184242

>>5184217
unless you want to deal with some very angry and vengeful spirits i'd recommend not killing children. Instead i'd recommend to try and experiment to see if we can get any remnant from animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 06:20:57 No.5184229 Report

Quoted By: >>5184242

>>5184217
I'm fine with killing some kids but you don't have to be so disrespectful, this is a place meant to entertain and be magical for children and we should be behind that dream and try our best to make it a fun place for them.
If we gotta sacrifice a few children to make this place's fantasy and fun come to life so be it, but we should always be respectful to the customers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6wQ9Irk/ Thu 03 Mar 2022 06:29:00 No.5184236 Report

Quoted By: >>5184240 >>5184242 >>5195587

>>5184217
Because some people aren't edgy psychopaths.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 06:33:19 No.5184240 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184236
He is coming off a bit strong, isn't he?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Thu 03 Mar 2022 06:40:02 No.5184242 Report

Quoted By: >>5184246 >>5184247 >>5184256

>>5184227
1: I don't think the spirits can actually do anything.
2: Animals are most likely not an option because they're not as complex/sentient as humans. I can agree with experimenting but I do not believe we should put much faith into that idea.
3: Just grab some holy water and beat the shit out of some child spirits.
>>5184229
You make a fair point. But I'm just saying you gotta crack eggs to make an omelet and sometimes those eggs are 8-year-olds.
>>5184236
It's them or us. I simply think we shouldn't care so much about kids. If the experiment of just letting them get hurt does not work out. We're gonna take a major hit to our mental state when we're forced to kill a kid. If we simply do not care then we won't be devastated over killing the kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6wQ9Irk/ Thu 03 Mar 2022 06:44:51 No.5184246 Report

Quoted By: >>5184248

>>5184242
Our mental state? It's all of us in one body, it's a hive. You can't dictate the emotions of all of us.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 06:46:17 No.5184247 Report

Quoted By: >>5184248

>>5184242
You want the darkest pits of Hell to open up to swallow us whole? Because that's how you get the darkest pits of Hell to open up to swallow us whole.
Our job is to care about the kids and run this place. If we kill some kids fine but you don't have to act all edgy about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Thu 03 Mar 2022 06:53:49 No.5184248 Report

Quoted By: >>5184249

>>5184247
Okay fine, I'll dull the edge.
>>5184246
I understand that but if we have to kill a kid we're all going to argue about it and nothing will get done.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 06:59:18 No.5184249 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184248
Good dude, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it or we find an opportunity to make it happen and discuss if we should take it. We'll figure out the kid killing later. For now we have to use our worse than the 90's internet to shop from a catalogue.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pv/7S3HN Thu 03 Mar 2022 07:10:42 No.5184256 Report

Quoted By: >>5184261

>>5184242
1 they can possess any kind of animatronic and if there isn't any available they will focus in causing failures in the system and our defences
2 we never know until we try
3 i think the water will do more harm to us than the spirits
+4 if remnant can only be extracted from humans then i'd prefer we do it with people that absolutely deserve it and who will not be missed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Thu 03 Mar 2022 07:20:48 No.5184261 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184256
1: Okay, that's a major problem you got a point.
2: Which is why I agree with experimenting. If we can find another source we can do hunting instead of murder which is much safer.
3: Yeah... maybe a robot with water isn't a great idea
4: I agree. It's safer to take out someone people won't even look for.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Thu 03 Mar 2022 07:52:56 No.5184288 Report

Quoted By: >>5184291 >>5184297 >>5184448

Here’s what I’d like to know: why kids? Why not adults? Most of our customers are parents, yeah, but surely there’s at least one or two depressed friendless wagecuck who comes here for the nostalgia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RHm/78r5 Thu 03 Mar 2022 07:55:52 No.5184291 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184288
An adult would make for a more difficult target.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6wQ9Irk/ Thu 03 Mar 2022 08:11:33 No.5184297 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184288
You could always try to find pedophiles.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vHStxh8V Thu 03 Mar 2022 08:41:20 No.5184308 Report

Quoted By: >>5184415 >>5184430 >>5184448 >>5184838

Folks I been thinking of something on the case we do start killing children what are the chances of that puppet-like thing in the forest going ballistic on our asses? It's looks like one so my fear is if it gets wind of this it might change from help us to trying to kill us, also should we try recruit it? Like a sorta salvage thing from PS except we add it as one of working animatronics rather than use it as scrap, it seemed to be friendly enough for conversation so I dunno I think it's worth a shot any thoughts?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gdOeAqo9 Thu 03 Mar 2022 09:27:40 No.5184316 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184024
Think I'm going to have to go with >>5184165
With all that in mind then.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Thu 03 Mar 2022 14:17:22 No.5184415 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184308
a HIGH FUCKING CHANCE, MAH NIGGA we're talking catastrophic shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lKqsCbv2 Thu 03 Mar 2022 14:43:44 No.5184430 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184308
We really know nothing about this puppet so I say we don't take our chances
No child murderer for now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 15:20:54 No.5184448 Report

Quoted By: >>5184454 >>5184474 >>5184842

>>5184288
There's a couple points on why it's not perferable.
Adults are more physically capable of fighting back and resisting, they aren't as easy to trick and fool, harder to silence in the event we can only get them out of the party room during the day.
But you do make a good point about people who're depressed who come alone due to nostalgia. It might not be a bad idea to keep a look out for them and potentially approach them, maybe ask if being here makes them happy and if they'd like a job here, then lure them into our office to sign a fake contract before doing the deed.
There's also the possibility that we could lure in vagrants or homeless with the a public advertising campaign with the promise of shelter or food, we could make some cheap fliers and ask kind hearted parents to spread them around to any of their local homeless. The problem with this plan is it's hard to get them to come at night and having them show up in the daytime would hurt our bottom line too much, nobody wants a dirty hobo hanging around a kids place.

>>5184308
If we ever do decide to do it, we do have a brand new piece of equipment to help deal with the issue before we actually commit our first dark act...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Thu 03 Mar 2022 15:35:57 No.5184454 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184448
But also, maybe it won't actually give a fuck about us killing children and we've betrayed our friend for no reason other than paranoia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUrnqEYC Thu 03 Mar 2022 15:56:57 No.5184466 Report

Quoted By: >>5184472 >>5184477

I keep telling you people, this is FNaF, killing children means more problems for us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Thu 03 Mar 2022 16:02:36 No.5184472 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184466
we need to get the remnant or we get axed by corporate. Just hurting children isn't enough goop

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pv/7S3HN Thu 03 Mar 2022 16:03:30 No.5184474 Report

Quoted By: >>5184477

>>5184448
anon instead of killing the innocent we should find out ways to attract child predators and kill them instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 16:04:57 No.5184477 Report

Quoted By: >>5184485

>>5184466
If we can deal with cryptids we can deal with ghosts. The intangible are bitches.

>>5184474
I feel like anything we can do to attract child predators will get us put on a federal watchlist.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0qpsPOiZ Thu 03 Mar 2022 16:09:46 No.5184483 Report

Quoted By: >>5184484 >>5184492

The hive is now manually breathing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6wQ9Irk/ Thu 03 Mar 2022 16:10:13 No.5184484 Report

Quoted By: >>5184486

>>5184483
We don't breath?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pv/7S3HN Thu 03 Mar 2022 16:10:49 No.5184485 Report

Quoted By: >>5184493

>>5184477
As long as the child predators are the ones going missing and not the kids, I doubt they'll care that much.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0qpsPOiZ Thu 03 Mar 2022 16:10:58 No.5184486 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184484
Fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pv/7S3HN Thu 03 Mar 2022 16:23:46 No.5184492 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184483
kys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 16:25:46 No.5184493 Report

Quoted By: >>5184502

>>5184485
Not the going missing part, the part that would make the place more "appealing" to them to attract some.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pv/7S3HN Thu 03 Mar 2022 16:42:03 No.5184502 Report

Quoted By: >>5184507

>>5184493
we just need to create a fake position on the night shift that "needs to be filled". That way we prevent any risk as much as we can

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Thu 03 Mar 2022 16:43:08 No.5184503 Report

Quoted By: >>5184507

>>5183610
The more broken backs of kids, the higher the chance of parents noticing that and shoving a lawsuit down our ass due to a lack of health and safety. Don't think the quest's going down this route but it would be interesting if a health inspector eventually pops up in our pizzeria because of suspicions and such

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 16:47:36 No.5184507 Report

Quoted By: >>5184514 >>5184516

>>5184502
Oh thank God that's what you meant. I was worried when you said attract child predators.

>>5184503
The kids who got hurt simply weren't fit enough, a clear sign that the promotion of health and fitness is an important issue. If any parents come to shove us around about any injuries that occur during the Freddy's Flip For Pizza Challenge we should counter that maybe their kid shouldn't be so fat and unfit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pv/7S3HN Thu 03 Mar 2022 17:05:47 No.5184514 Report

Quoted By: >>5184520

>>5184507
yeah i should have worded it better to avoid confusion sorry my mistake. Besides i personally think that the only people that should deal with the kids should be the animatronics and their family, anyone else must get the fuck out of our establishment

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Thu 03 Mar 2022 17:09:18 No.5184516 Report

Quoted By: >>5184522

>>5184507
>The kids who got hurt simply weren't fit enough,
That excuse wouldn't really mean much in court, we'd need a more thorough reason and a good lawyer. Can robots even go to court in this universe?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 17:21:04 No.5184520 Report

Quoted By: >>5184556

>>5184514
The question is, do we have the authority to hire people. Wait Corporate is always listening to our thoughts during the day, if this wasn't something doable I'm sure they'll tell us in their apathetically friendly messages at some point.
Okay so if we do go this route we'd have to put up a Help Wanted sign or ad, but how do we word it in such a way that only child predators take the job instead of just you know, someone looking for a job? Also, how do we kill them on the same night they arrive? I don't want to have to pay wages to anyone, let alone a diddler.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6wQ9Irk/ Thu 03 Mar 2022 17:22:38 No.5184522 Report

Quoted By: >>5185165

>>5184516
If we cause too much issue they'll simply dispose of us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pv/7S3HN Thu 03 Mar 2022 18:19:24 No.5184556 Report

Quoted By: >>5184570 >>5184583 >>5184937

>>5184520
1 try to upgrade our computer once we have enough funds to look at a police archive for any kind of "candidates" that would pose the least amount of problem to deal with
2 once we choose a "candidate" we send him a letter of opportunity to work at our place and if they want to apply they must come to perform a interview at the pizzeria
3 After the interview we put them under the gate to clean the floor, if they raise any concern tell them that the gate only closes automatically on the day to avoid any children getting in the office.
4 we head to our office and close the gate, if we are lucky the only thing we destroyed are his legs if not then we grab our axe and prepare ourselves or we clean the mess
5 while the "candidate" is to shocked by pain to try anything we grab the axe and we break his arms
6 enjoy the sacrifice to get remnant that doesn't involve killing the innocent

we are never going to pay them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Thu 03 Mar 2022 18:38:33 No.5184570 Report

Quoted By: >>5184583

>>5184556
Or we hire them as a performer, and during the audition they’re wearing one of those old faulty springlock suits. Once they’re in and moving about we squirt them with a squirt bottle to lube up the joints and let the spring locks do the work. After that then we use the axe to ensure the fucker doesn’t get back up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 18:58:03 No.5184583 Report

Quoted By: >>5184627

>>5184556
I like that idea of getting into a police database for offenders since we know Fazbear Entertainment has equipped other locations with that to hook up to the Toy series animatronics. Definitely something to bring up with Corporate. Not sure about using the gate since there's the potential for damaging it or gunking it up but the immobilisation aspect is for sure something to consider.

>>5184570
That's good spirit right there but there is a small problem. We don't have a springlock suit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hZh1ceYd Thu 03 Mar 2022 19:14:02 No.5184598 Report

Quoted By: >>5184603 >>5184623 >>5184626 >>5184633

We are NOT killing kids goddamnit. This is fucking Fnaf, and I am not about to have us end up like fucking peepaw Willy where we're either busy burning in hell or in a constant state of suffering.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 19:21:06 No.5184603 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184598
We work in a pizza place out in the woods, we already are in a constant state of suffering. If we don't get Remnant Corporate pulls the plug on all of us. All we're doing is discussing ways to get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Thu 03 Mar 2022 19:43:46 No.5184623 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184598
As the above voice said, yeah, Corporate wants us to get it so we have to get it. Simple as that.

We're trying to figure out ways to do it without our collective conscience having a seizure.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Thu 03 Mar 2022 19:44:55 No.5184626 Report

Quoted By: >>5184637

>>5184598
You’re kinda the only one seething over that fact right now, we’re just trying to hurt them, not downright kill

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Thu 03 Mar 2022 19:45:56 No.5184627 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184583
We don’t have a springlock suit YET. I’m sure Corporate wouldn’t mind hooking us up with one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pv/7S3HN Thu 03 Mar 2022 19:50:52 No.5184633 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184598
anon all of the fucking post i made we discussing on how to get remnant from either animals or pedofiles if a human sacriface is required NOT FROM ANY INNOCENT CHILDREN YOU SMOOTH BRAINED BASTARD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6wQ9Irk/ Thu 03 Mar 2022 19:55:46 No.5184637 Report

Quoted By: >>5184649

>>5184626
Protecting children is a pretty base desire, most of the hive likely has reservations to some degree regardless of necessity, myself included.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Thu 03 Mar 2022 20:24:19 No.5184649 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184637
Fair, but the way that guy was going on about it like they were the one in control just really bugged me. This is a group effort, not a monarchy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AF9X2P+4 Thu 03 Mar 2022 21:17:15 No.5184687 Report

Quoted By: >>5184690 >>5184696 >>5184699

I've got an idea. How about we manufacture a "treasure map" that leads to the remant machine hole or the puppet cave and plant it near the playground where only kids would find it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Thu 03 Mar 2022 21:19:07 No.5184690 Report

Quoted By: >>5184696 >>5184699

>>5184687
I'm all for this, a bogus treasure hunt that puts them in grave peril.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 21:22:36 No.5184696 Report

Quoted By: >>5184699

>>5184687
>>5184690
It's a good idea if we set up a spike trap and disguise it with leaves. Use some planks of wood to make crude arrows and nail the to trees pointing deeper into the wood, then have some kind of cheap prize set behind the hidden trap. If we set the first arrow far enough in that nobody would find it without the map we could avoid any parents looking and finding it. The only trouble is making sure just one kids gets the map because the trap won't work if a bunch find it at once, they'll run after the first kid falls in and tell people.
We could hand deliver it to one and make sure the kid keeps it a secret by telling them we only give out these prizes to special boys and girls who won't tell their parents or friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUrnqEYC Thu 03 Mar 2022 21:26:16 No.5184699 Report

Quoted By: >>5184704

>>5184687
>>5184690
>>5184696
This sounds like something that can be tied back to us, or will be guessed (correctly) as tied back to us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 21:31:31 No.5184704 Report

Quoted By: >>5184705

>>5184699
That's why we do it far in the woods where the signs won't be noticed. The only way to find them would be to use directions and landmarks place on the map, which we could retrieve after every kill and put away or give to a new kid.

Make it fun and whimsical while also hard for police to find.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 21:32:46 No.5184705 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184704
I'm just trying to make a Goonies-esque treasure hunt kill scheme plausible.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AF9X2P+4 Thu 03 Mar 2022 22:05:35 No.5184741 Report

Quoted By:

Just make it look like something a kid made. Like "X marks where I buried my treasure, signed Daquan."

Pizzeria Quest

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Thu 03 Mar 2022 22:51:54 No.5184769 Report

Quoted By: >>5184782 >>5184783 >>5184786 >>5186216

Killing an adult, especially a cruel one, would no doubt be the more ethical option. However, you've seen very, very few. Most just drop their kids off to go do backwards Louisiana things, some of the Hive assumes. Incest jokes are largely ignored by the rest of the Hive.

You do get the rare teenager. However you also don't see the guests much, for fear they'd panic if they get a decent look at you.

First, covering your asses with Corporate, while also aware Corporate can hear the Hive discussing saving their asses... well, that's too meta to concern yourselves with.

Most never imagined complaining about life being 'too meta'.

<statement>The wall damage is beyond our control.

You savor the idea of a night without the Canine and the frequent safety issues that come with Foxy accidentally destroying his stage and the walls nearby during his shows. Knock on wood, but that should limit threats a lot.

If Remnant truly helps keep the monsters from the Wood at bay, then just one or two dead ki-INURED kids should help a lot.

Various ideas on hurting NOT-kids run through the Hive, maybe hire someone that's guilty? Then again, you don't have a browser to look for ‘bad eggs’. Corporate was extremely careful in making sure your PC is not able to do anything but browse their shop. That's it. Even with an expansion you strongly doubt they'd ever give you that level of freedom.

Let's... just start with something simple and easy to understand. The good old Daily Deal. As the Computer boots, slower than usual today, you give JJ a holler and ask her to make sure not to let Foxy know about his Night mode. It’s less than a two minute conversation:

She assures you that she knows there are certain things staff shouldn't talk about with one another. Night Modes are really, really high on that list. The only person she’s discussed it with has been Starbon, since she picked up JJ was aware of them pretty quickly.

You imagine her and Starbon probably struggled a lot with being the only ones that know about it. Maybe the companionship will do them good.

A bit later, the Shop whirs to life and...

>Pinball Machine (Freddy in Space Edition), loud and everyone loves Pinball! +35% Entertainment Value, -25 USD per Day for the Power needed to run it; 450 USD

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4IIfVY7U Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:01:58 No.5184776 Report

Quoted By: >>5184782 >>5184783 >>5184797

guys I have some ideas

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:13:12 No.5184782 Report

Quoted By: >>5184797

>>5184769
Alright sounds like Corporate won't ever let us get that kind of screening capability for potential clients. If we wish to use the hiring a night guard plan it seems like we're going to just have to deal with the potential that they'll be innocent.

As for the daily deal
>450 USD
That is a bit steep... If we get it we'll be setting back the expansion, but tonight we'll be safer so shouldn't have to worry about it since we'll have some time to rest and heal before tomorrow. A note to consider is the fact that it seems like a good money maker and it's loud. If we get it and set it up around here combined with the noise of performing animatronics it could cover up any potentially unsavoury activities in the office from the guests.
If others support it I'm for getting it today unless we check the animatronics and see something better.

>>5184776
I like that, we might be able to jury something like this with the clean nails or metal shards from Foxy we have, so long as we set it up with the intention of causing pain we could get a bit of Remnant out of it, if not we got a bit of blood to throw at creatures or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:14:16 No.5184783 Report

Quoted By: >>5184790 >>5184797 >>5184799

>>5184769
25 dollars is a pittance, we mostly earn that back via the gumball machine anyhow. +35% Entertainment Value will equal 80%.

That is really high and that means we can get a SHIT TON of money via parties (since more EV = more money via parties, last I checked) Need I remind you how much money that earnt us last time?

I'd say we should get it. We'll probably earn our money back via another party at the end of the day if we still have enough supplies for one

>>5184776
Couldn't hurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUrnqEYC Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:18:53 No.5184786 Report

Quoted By: >>5184790

>>5184769
Check animatronics

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:22:27 No.5184790 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184783
You make a good point, we started out yesterday with 407 USD and broke 500 USD with the help of a party, if we bring this thing in, have Foxy back and throw another party we could make way more.

>>5184786
This, let's check the animatronics and if there's nothing that sticks out as being better I vote we get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:24:47 No.5184797 Report

Quoted By: >>5184798 >>5184804

>>5184776
I don't think people would willingly do that as that's just weird. It's too on the nose and people would be asking why a kid's entertainment facility has DNA tracing.
>>5184782
>>5184783
I agree. Getting the machine would be a good idea. It's weird to see nothing about direct profit as usually pinball machines need quarters to play but +35% entertainment is pretty damn good.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:26:31 No.5184798 Report

Quoted By: >>5184801

>>5184797
To ensure the kid you came in with is the same one you leave with? I don't know I just made that one up. Sounds responsible though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:28:06 No.5184799 Report

Quoted By: >>5184800

>>5184783
Actually, correction, 90%. It's even better then. I'm not sure if we're ever gonna get a stat as high as that this easily

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:29:53 No.5184800 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184799
Holy shit. Okay if there's nothing better in Animatronics we HAVE to get this, think of the money!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:30:20 No.5184801 Report

Quoted By: >>5184803

>>5184798
Check E Cheese just uses a stamp system. Like they have stamps to do exactly what you said and it doesn't require giving up your blood.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:33:34 No.5184803 Report

Quoted By: >>5184809

>>5184801
Well Charles Entertainment Cheese is a hack and his name will not be spoken of on these premises.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:34:48 No.5184804 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184797
>It's weird to see nothing about direct profit as usually pinball machines need quarters to play
Probably because of the power needed to keep it on. A gumball machine literally just needs gumballs and nothing else.

This thing requires juice to stay on. So any quarters we get are kinda paying off the power cost if anything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:35:27 No.5184806 Report

Quoted By:

Yeah, even if the pinball machine sets back the expansion it's just too good to pass up, grab that shit and lets throw a party tomorrow. We'll be swimming in money and can do an expansion then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:41:23 No.5184809 Report

Quoted By: >>5184812 >>5184814 >>5184835

>>5184803
What’s corporate gonna do, ki

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:43:16 No.5184812 Report

Quoted By: >>5184825

>>5184809
THEY UNPLUGGED HIM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:45:35 No.5184814 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184809
CODE RED CODE RED

WHO ELSE IS A ((SHILL)) FOR THAT RAT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AF9X2P+4 Thu 03 Mar 2022 23:54:52 No.5184825 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184812
Good.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WkJG+e9m Fri 04 Mar 2022 00:12:38 No.5184835 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184809
OH GOD OH FUCK
I DONT WANNA DIE, AGAIN?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Fri 04 Mar 2022 00:14:55 No.5184838 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184308
We could always try tricking the puppet to remove it from the board

I'm not for that, and i want to keep the kids as safe as practically possible given we need sadistic harm... but if we start scaling up to deaths it will need to be delt with while it's still easy to do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 00:15:46 No.5184839 Report

Quoted By: >>5184841

BOY, OH BOY! I SURE DO LOVE THE SUPERIOR PIZZA OF [Freddy Fazbear's] NOTHING ELSE HITS THE SPOT! HAHA, ALL OTHER CHAINS HAVE NOTHING ON THIS PLACE!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Fri 04 Mar 2022 00:18:19 No.5184841 Report

Quoted By: >>5184844

>>5184839
I'm actually fond of

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Fri 04 Mar 2022 00:18:39 No.5184842 Report

Quoted By: >>5184845

>>5184448
ARE YOU FUCKING IMPLYING WE HIRE A NIGHT GUARD?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 00:20:35 No.5184844 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184841
Oh God they got him too. It's like a fucking slaughter in here!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 00:22:18 No.5184845 Report

Quoted By: >>5184895

>>5184842
>hire
We'll certainly pretend to be! But if we do this we're for sure killing them and putting the ad back up and pretending no one ever came to fill the position.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s0M4QIeV Fri 04 Mar 2022 00:23:27 No.5184846 Report

Quoted By:

Don't mention the name of that disgusting plague carrier ever again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Fri 04 Mar 2022 00:44:08 No.5184858 Report

Quoted By: >>5184859 >>5184876

What the fuck did I do??? How many of us did corporate shut down???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Fri 04 Mar 2022 00:44:58 No.5184859 Report

Quoted By: >>5184873 >>5184876

>>5184858
Calm down, if they shut down one of us they shut down all of us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2cT68Jos Fri 04 Mar 2022 01:06:24 No.5184873 Report

Quoted By: >>5184874 >>5184876

>>5184859
I mean it did imply that they could unplug individuals, so we did probably lose one or two for mentioning the rat who shall not be named

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Fri 04 Mar 2022 01:07:51 No.5184874 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184873
Realistically shouldn't we not mention ANY franchise regarding animatronics or serves pizza?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 01:10:44 No.5184876 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184858
>>5184859
>>5184873
>we aren't killed by animatronic horrors
>or unknown creatures lurking in the woods
>or by monsters coming from the depths of the lake
>we die because we mentioned rival mascot based food chains

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Fri 04 Mar 2022 01:38:00 No.5184895 Report

Quoted By: >>5184898 >>5184899 >>5184904 >>5186210

>>5184845
We could hire criminals. Make it clear criminal record will not effect hire. Unintentionally forget to exclude pedophiles. Free pedo remnant... except maybe foxy will just avoid them. Only issue is workers transportation. What would we do with a dead man's car?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 01:39:30 No.5184898 Report

Quoted By: >>5184904

>>5184895
That's the newest addition to the playground, what are you saying? That care belonged to no one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Fri 04 Mar 2022 01:39:50 No.5184899 Report

Quoted By: >>5184904 >>5184909 >>5184937

>>5184895
>Pedophile works at Pizzaplex
>Rapes JJ because of her build and she technically isn't a child so he won't get flak if caught by corporate
I'm not letting her get raped, not on my watch, bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Fri 04 Mar 2022 01:42:25 No.5184904 Report

Quoted By: >>5184906

>>5184895
>dead man's car
Like many citizens of third-world countries, we scrap the car for parts or sell it off. Or as >>5184898 said a new addition to our wonderful center.
>>5184899
>Implying we wouldn't murder the pedo first
Also, JJ has no sexual organs and we're practically near her 24/7. There's zero chance she gets raped.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Fri 04 Mar 2022 01:45:13 No.5184906 Report

Quoted By: >>5184907 >>5184908 >>5184909 >>5184937

>>5184904
The degenerates can still jack off to her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Fri 04 Mar 2022 01:46:49 No.5184907 Report

Quoted By: >>5184908 >>5184909 >>5184937

>>5184906
Or on her, just because she doesn't have genitals doesn't mean she won't get molested.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Fri 04 Mar 2022 01:48:25 No.5184908 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184907
>>5184906
Okay, we're still gonna kill them. If they jack off to her then he won't be wankin it later on. Also, what are the chances JJ gets kidnapped by the pedo and "raped"? We're near JJ and we will protect her if anything happens.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 01:50:01 No.5184909 Report

Quoted By: >>5184912 >>5185313 >>5186245

>>5184899
>>5184906
>>5184907
You guys stop that. We're literally gonna kill the guards the night of if we end up hiring them they would literally have zero time to accomplish this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Fri 04 Mar 2022 01:52:35 No.5184912 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184909
This.
It's like being like "What if a bunch of soldiers walked into our house and tried shooting us?" the chance f that happening is in the negatives and shouldn't be counted on.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pv/7S3HN Fri 04 Mar 2022 02:14:55 No.5184937 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184899
>>5184906
>>5184907
you dumb motherfuckers, i wrote >>5184556 on how to deal with this shit so that the first thing we do in the night shift is get remnant without killing innocent children. Also during this time we tell JJ to go to our office so that she doesn't have to deal with any parasite

Pizzeria Quest

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Fri 04 Mar 2022 02:24:08 No.5184948 Report

Quoted By: >>5184951 >>5184957 >>5184977 >>5185022 >>5185097

After balancing the risks and benefits, you decide to purchase the Pinball machine. It should arrive tomorrow.

You now have 500 USD on the dot. Guests should be coming in soon... Lunchtime approaches.

The Hive continues debating non-child-kill-y ways to get Remnant. Surely it can't only apply to kids, right? That'd be beyond fucked up.

Maybe... try to hire someone? ... With what though? You don't know your own phone number, you have no Internet access... Maybe send a kid home with flyers and 10 bucks to put posters around their hometown?

They'd also need to know the address of this place to apply. Does...

Oh God, does this place have an address?

There's no way to screen people, so if you could hypothetically open a position to sacrifice someone, you could just go for the dirtiest looking applicant and hope they did something awful?

--Or are just homeless. Or the people that actually need the job that desperately.

A select few of the Hive get a bit more vocal, 'what makes kids so precious', some of the tykes are fuckers for sure. Just like some adults are fuckers that would torture people to save their own ski--

Oh.

Well this is a lot of people wanting to save their own skin, it's different.

Anyways!

The Day moves on, what to do now?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pv/7S3HN Fri 04 Mar 2022 02:29:55 No.5184951 Report

Quoted By: >>5184957

>>5184948
id say we clean the bathroom and the main party area

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 02:36:20 No.5184957 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184948
Can we talk to Mr Hugs while cleaning up the Party Room since we're here? He didn't vomit up any acid last night and that makes me think something might be wrong with him.
Also later we should make some fliers with some flowery Corporate speak stressing that criminal records or people that are "housing challenged" are more than welcome to apply and pay a kid or two 10 bucks to put them around their town. If guests can get here I'm sure potential applicants can with the vague directions of "The Freddy Fazbear's Pizza out in The Woods."

>>5184951
We cleaned the bathroom and the pantry last night.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Fri 04 Mar 2022 02:43:15 No.5184966 Report

Quoted By: >>5184982

Clean up the main party room and the hallway, maybe talk to Mr. Hugs, and look at the animatronics available maybe to see if they have any like JJ, BB, or Lolbit that won't be assholes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Fri 04 Mar 2022 02:53:08 No.5184974 Report

Quoted By: >>5184982 >>5184984

Shouldn’t we actually spend some time to rest? I’ve got a feeling it’s gonna be an uneventful day today and we’ll need all the energy we can get for the night

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Fri 04 Mar 2022 02:54:56 No.5184977 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184948
Talk to Mr. Hugs. Might as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 02:59:39 No.5184982 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184974
We can rest later in our office when the guests arrive since there's not much to do today as we've cleaned the most filthy places during the night.

After we clean and talk to Mr Hugs I'm with >>5184966 on checking the animatronics for sale, after that we can use the time to rest, maybe wake up to throw a party at the end of the day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Fri 04 Mar 2022 03:02:45 No.5184984 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184974
This but with JJ in our arms.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yWrdWYyd Fri 04 Mar 2022 03:05:01 No.5184986 Report

Quoted By:

We still need to see what's up with Hugs, and make sure he wasn't kidnapped or something. So let's go do that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUrnqEYC Fri 04 Mar 2022 03:10:30 No.5184999 Report

Quoted By:

See what's up with Mr. Hugs, then rest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0m07crHo Fri 04 Mar 2022 03:31:38 No.5185022 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184948
>hivemind that just decided to booby trap a playground daydreams about vigilante-killing pedos
dont worry, the irony isnt lost on us
remember guys, killing might not be necessary at all. we'll wait and see how much remnant we get from todays injuries then we'll go from there
for now, +1 to check in on mr hugs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zFC1szNn Fri 04 Mar 2022 03:52:16 No.5185046 Report

Quoted By: >>5185049 >>5185054

Pinball machine is a no go. We can't afford another constant drain on our funds

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0qpsPOiZ Fri 04 Mar 2022 03:54:25 No.5185049 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185046
Ah too late to the party

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 03:59:34 No.5185054 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185046
You're about two hours late for that choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gdOeAqo9 Fri 04 Mar 2022 04:38:22 No.5185097 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184948
Clean up party room, talk to mr hugs. If we can't do both at once then just help clean the room for now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Fri 04 Mar 2022 05:52:43 No.5185149 Report

Quoted By:

>>5183411
Fazbears wouldn't allow it. We're a minor Remnant-gathering scheme, but we clearly still have SOME value to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Fri 04 Mar 2022 05:55:27 No.5185151 Report

Quoted By: >>5185157

>>5183742
>Yeah but you can't put another one in there.
Ennard. The Blob. Stitchwraith. Basically any animatronic from Special Delivery since they're absolutely loaded with pure Remnant.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Fri 04 Mar 2022 05:58:56 No.5185152 Report

Quoted By:

>>5183863
IT reference. Pennywise is in the woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 06:02:27 No.5185157 Report

Quoted By: >>5185173

>>5185151
We can take em.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Fri 04 Mar 2022 06:08:00 No.5185165 Report

Quoted By:

>>5184522
I don't think anything we could do short of glassing the Woods and entire surrounding countryside or failing to collect enough Remnant would get Faz Corp to consider us an issue. And the former would mostly be because we'd ruin whatever they're hoping to get from this place.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Fri 04 Mar 2022 06:13:42 No.5185173 Report

Quoted By: >>5185178

>>5185157
The Blob is larger than that Kraken was tall. It could realistically smash our backwoods swamp pizzeria into dust and not even notice. And something like the Stitchwraith is VERY uniquely suited towards killing us.

Murder the children at your own discretion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 06:17:56 No.5185178 Report

Quoted By: >>5185185

>>5185173
What the fuck is a Stitchwraith?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Fri 04 Mar 2022 06:22:21 No.5185185 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185178
Main perspective animatronic from the Fazbear Frights epilogues. Possessed by two dead kids murdered by Wacky Will, and had the ability to kill people by overloading then erasing their minds, turning them into withered shriveled husks in the process. We are a hivemind of over 100 or so individuals in induced comas sitting in one body, so for all intents and purposes something like it could skip the middle man and just kill our minds directly.

Pizzeria Quest

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Pizzeria Quest ID:xcUS8mWf Fri 04 Mar 2022 06:49:40 No.5185203 Report

Quoted By: >>5185212 >>5185243 >>5185401 >>5185538

It's a bit weird that Mr. Hug's Night Mode was so quiet last night. Can Animatronics get sick? Well, generally no but...

This is a Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria.

JJ finishes up sweeping the Party Room as Guests file in. As the Kids start to enter, you approach Mr. Hugs.

<inquiry>Do you have a moment before the kids start getting rowdy?

>"Sssssure thing, is everything okay?"

You gesture towards the Restroom, where Mr. Hugs follows. He starts talking before you can.

>"Sssssso much cleaner, you've come a long ways in a Week, and that JJ isssss a delightful character, I would have choked on all that confetti otherwisssse."

<statement>Good to hear.

<inquiry>Everything has been stable, then?

Mr. Hugs pauses, rubbing along his chassis before responding.

>"I ran morning diagnostics, all issssss peachy clean, did something happen?"

You decide to go with a half-truth.

<statement>You were making abnormal noises at Night, we were worried something went wrong.

>"Nothing I can ssssee on my end. Not to change the ssssubject but, thank you so much for sending him away for the Day."

The Hive is a bit startled at this.

<inquiry>You're happy Foxy is gone?

>"Of course! For a Day, he clearly needssss the maintenance! Hissssss arm swingssss when he doesn't want it to, it's good to see the Captain get sssssome help. It'll also... help JJ and I keep the place tidy today."

<statement>Audible exhale of relief. We were worried you were endorsing mutiny.

>"Rattling Wrenches, no! Foxy is a legend, especially among us, well...Utility Models. I adore hissss company, even if it puts a bit more work onto the stack."

Mr. Hugs seems very pleased with the improvement to the Pizzeria's hygiene.

>You feel your relationship with Mr Hugs has become friendlier.

6 Guests file in, netting you 120 USD, bringing your total to 620 USD.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 07:02:33 No.5185212 Report

Quoted By: >>5185223 >>5185227

>>5185203
Huh. I guess it was just a one off? We should probably check him during the night to see if it happens again and is becoming a pattern.
Let's hope Foxy is happy about getting the repairs and doesn't question us about why his legs of all things were non functional to the point of needing to be fixed up.

Let's thank Mr Hugs for his hard work helping clean the place and go to our office before any kids notice us and get scared, then check our computer for Animatronics on sale like we said earlier.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Fri 04 Mar 2022 07:23:55 No.5185223 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185212
Foxy models have a long and storied history of breaking down or getting mangled. I'm sure he won't think much of it beyond the usual

Ghost

Ghost ID:xcUS8mWf Fri 04 Mar 2022 07:29:03 No.5185227 Report

Quoted By: >>5185233

>>5185212
One Purchase per Day, and one per Night; you'd be wasting a Daytime slot to look at things you can't purchase, I'll type up a rules Google Drive for Players soon, I know it's a lot of small details to keep up with since a lot of these were gone over on Day 2-3.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 07:35:35 No.5185233 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185227
Sorry my fault, I'm running off little sleep so I'm forgetting some basic things. In that case I change my action to thanking Mr Hugs and resting for an hour.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0m07crHo Fri 04 Mar 2022 07:42:03 No.5185243 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185203
>we said "Audible exhale of relief" out loud
kek
with that out of the way i'm thinking we could use an hour or two of rest

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gdOeAqo9 Fri 04 Mar 2022 07:56:07 No.5185253 Report

Quoted By: >>5185255 >>5185266 >>5185334 >>5214598

I just had a thought that with JJ around to help clean up, does that mean hugs will be less likely to turn into Mr vomit at night since he isn't consuming so much shit?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 08:03:10 No.5185255 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185253
Oh fuck that makes sense I think maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iOvY4ciQ Fri 04 Mar 2022 08:25:07 No.5185266 Report

Quoted By: >>5185272 >>5185287

>>5185253
Oh shit, I hadn't considered that. So the dirtier the restaurant is(or at minimum whatever room he ends at), the more likelier he is to do acid vomit? Or maybe if it's just dirty at all it happens.

Either way, it does incentivize us to keep the restaurant clean so we don't have to avoid him at night, but at the same time that eliminates using his acid as a weapon against the Wood creatures should we need to.

Which option do we all think is the better one, by chance?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUrnqEYC Fri 04 Mar 2022 08:28:27 No.5185272 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185266
Keep the place clean. We're armed now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Fri 04 Mar 2022 09:10:39 No.5185287 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185266
all that must go in must go somewhere I guess... if only we had a container that the acid could be used for better purposes...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Fri 04 Mar 2022 10:40:21 No.5185313 Report

Quoted By: >>5185342

>>5184909
And on the off chance that one of the criminals has some nefarious plan that involves killing us without getting caught by god's grace and doing all those things that the anons listed, what would we do by then?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJ+npeyU Fri 04 Mar 2022 12:20:36 No.5185334 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185253
Huh, good point

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 13:06:37 No.5185342 Report

Quoted By: >>5185369

>>5185313

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Fri 04 Mar 2022 14:13:57 No.5185369 Report

Quoted By: >>5185377 >>5185621

>>5185342
Expecting the unexpected is an unwritten rule in quests. Depending on their specific crimes and the fact that they're adults should mean that they're capable of critical thinking and like you said would be more adept in defending themselves ESPECIALLY if they're criminal records have anything to do with murder or assault, As the criminals are going to be night guards, baiting the night mode animatronics or the wood beasts to kill them should be a far more efficient way to collect remnant if adults had remnant in them in this universe then killing them by ourselves

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Fri 04 Mar 2022 14:28:28 No.5185377 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185369
Is this the chomp of 1776?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Fri 04 Mar 2022 15:05:21 No.5185401 Report

Quoted By: >>5185496 >>5185586

>>5185203
CLEAN MORE
MORE CLEAN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Fri 04 Mar 2022 17:34:48 No.5185496 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185401
+1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JXsnITZX Fri 04 Mar 2022 17:53:08 No.5185510 Report

Quoted By: >>5185536

>>5182695
I hate terrorists and terrorism. I hate pedophilia.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Fri 04 Mar 2022 18:29:57 No.5185536 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185510
yeah yeah that's what those other schmucks always say

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WB9Ow0Ye Fri 04 Mar 2022 18:31:16 No.5185538 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185203
Is he drunk?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WB9Ow0Ye Fri 04 Mar 2022 18:53:59 No.5185559 Report

Quoted By:

>>5182695
Also just wanna say OP, your doing the good work thanks for making and hosting this quest along with the art! Sorry for the repeat message but from one rando on the internet to another, thank you! :D

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 19:13:46 No.5185586 Report

Quoted By: >>5185589

>>5185401
SIR PLEASE, IT'S JUST ONE BIT OF CONFETTI, WE'VE CLEANED THE ROOM.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Fri 04 Mar 2022 19:15:55 No.5185589 Report

Quoted By: >>5185596

>>5185586
Clean until our fingers are bloody little pp nubs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 19:21:12 No.5185596 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185589
Our only solace in this place is the wooziness from the cleaning chemicals and some of us appear to have become addicted.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Fri 04 Mar 2022 19:43:04 No.5185621 Report

Quoted By: >>5185637

>>5185369
Furthermore, we could use the criminals now made night guards as a form of cannon fodder for any new night mode animatronics or forest beasts that are aggressive to the point of murdering someone, it's a win-win situation as we'd find a presumably effective way of killing the criminals and learning new stuff to which we can use for own merit without getting in harm's way. Corporate doesn't give a fuck about it's employees too much, most likely even less if they're criminals so it should all work out if we put it to the test.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 20:03:06 No.5185637 Report

Quoted By: >>5185639 >>5185642

>>5185621
I like the idea of using them as fodder for the night modes but I also hate the idea of potentially harming the Animatronics thanks to some creep we didn't just throatslit in the office while they were signing their phoney contract.

There's also the issue of if we can somewhat defend against the night modes and creatures, a full able bodied man not limited to a slow limp could definitely fight back hard against them.

Although speaking of the night modes I just had a thought. What would happen if we speak the code ‘DISMANTLE 13.05.99-’ to them?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Fri 04 Mar 2022 20:05:41 No.5185639 Report

Quoted By: >>5185646

>>5185637
Scenario A: It does nothing.
Scenario B: They rip apart the only other things nearby. i.e us or another robot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Fri 04 Mar 2022 20:10:19 No.5185642 Report

Quoted By: >>5185644 >>5185932

>>5185637
>I like the idea of using them as fodder for the night modes but I also but I also hate the idea of potentially harming the Animatronics thanks to some creep we didn't just throatslit in the office
They're more likely to throatslit us versus us doing that to them based on their records, if we're that worried about them harming the animatronics then keeping a watchful eye on the criminals should help, otherwise, the superhuman strength of the nightmare animatronics and wood beasts should erase that concern. If one of them was perceptive enough then they could help with our usual stardust fetchquest

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Fri 04 Mar 2022 20:11:26 No.5185644 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185642
*nightmode animatronics, had a bit of a fuckup there

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 04 Mar 2022 20:12:48 No.5185646 Report

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>>5185639
Fair enough, in that case it's probably best to just keep it in the back of our minds to use in the scenario the Canine or a future animatronic is in the presence of something hostile from the woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Sat 05 Mar 2022 00:46:02 No.5185932 Report

Quoted By: >>5185964 >>5186211

>>5185642
In general, pedophiles usually aren't all that good at fighting. That and they're more likely to try and get proper employment once outside. It's not like they have experience in drug running or fighting.

If we're the one doing the interviews, should be easier to figure some of those unknowns out before we make a hire. Could even have JJ interview while we're doing things, remind them that robots are recording (even if he doesn't know that)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sat 05 Mar 2022 01:10:33 No.5185964 Report

Quoted By: >>5185977

>>5185932
I don't think involving JJ in this would be for the best. I know it's different than killing children for Remnant but having her help us with a murder probably won't sit well with her.
Best we do it ourselves if ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Sat 05 Mar 2022 01:22:37 No.5185977 Report

Quoted By: >>5185983 >>5185986

>>5185964
Is it not for the children if we remove pedophiles from their presence? It's one less pedo who could do bad things at this location.

And someone has to get hurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sat 05 Mar 2022 01:25:45 No.5185983 Report

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>>5185977
I'm just saying it's probably best we keep her away from the murder even if it is killing an objectively bad person for her own wellbeing.

There's also the fear that if she's around when we kill someone that's free real estate for ghosts.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Sat 05 Mar 2022 01:27:07 No.5185986 Report

Quoted By: >>5185987 >>5185994 >>5186750

>>5185977
Why not just use the pedo as a scapegoat for any maimed or dead kids?

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sat 05 Mar 2022 01:29:39 No.5185987 Report

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>>5185986
1. I don't feel comfortable keeping someone like that in this family establishment.
2. Fuck doing payroll.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Sat 05 Mar 2022 01:37:11 No.5185994 Report

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>>5185986
Or we just kill the pedo and use his sweet lifejuice and not endanger anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hZh1ceYd Sat 05 Mar 2022 03:45:27 No.5186089 Report

Quoted By: >>5186114

I mean, if we're killing anyone for Remnant, a pedo would be a net positive for both us and the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Sat 05 Mar 2022 04:46:16 No.5186114 Report

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>>5186089
>pizzeria quest becomes pedodisposal facility quest

I'm okay with this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Sat 05 Mar 2022 09:01:17 No.5186210 Report

Quoted By: >>5186211 >>5186216

>>5184895
I'm going off the basis that we're not only hiring pedos but just criminals in general based on this post >>5184895, so if their records relate to anything like physical assault or murder then they'd be more likely to defend themselves or plot shit that's about killing us or whatever. Of course there's a chance that their records could involve pedophillia, murder, assault, etc which in that case we should look out if they want to kill us as they might see us as a barrier to raping jj. In addition, you shouldn't trust whatever they say could get on the job interviews as they could just make themselves as capable as possible just so they could get the job and there's also the fact that they're criminals. A LOT of people lie in job interviews, it's mostly just them sizing themselves up and if you don't believe me then there's multiple articles on google explaining this when you search this particular subject up. Like I said before, using them as cannon fodder to get info without getting in close range of death as well as using them to just help us with general problems around the pizzeria could be extremely useful for us

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Sat 05 Mar 2022 09:05:51 No.5186211 Report

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>>5185932
Meant for >>5186210
Messed up the formatting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sat 05 Mar 2022 09:14:22 No.5186216 Report

Quoted By: >>5186225

>>5186210
We won't have access to any of their records >>5184769 Corporate made sure are computer isn't capable of that and likely never will offer an upgrade like that (for money too of course because they're dicks like that). The most we can do is put in something about no police checks being required or criminal records being no issue in a advertisement we pay a kid to hang around his town. Anyone we hire we'll have to kill their first night or risk them surviving and asking for pay.

Also I feel like you're severely overestimating anyone with a violent criminal record's desire to try and kill their boss the very first chance they get. If we do get a criminal "hired" they're more likely to just be someone who couldn't get anything better thanks to that black mark as opposed to someone planning a murder as soon as they set in this place.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Sat 05 Mar 2022 09:46:31 No.5186225 Report

Quoted By: >>5186234 >>5186241 >>5186248

>>5186216
I'll give you some reasons for why they'd probably want to kill us. Firstly, they'd see us as blocking off a means of raping JJ. Secondly, our carrier is a robot so they wouldn't have any investigative authorities look for our body as corporate would probably just produce another carrier. Thirdly, as they're going to be nightguards, this is the perfect chance to pin our deaths at the hands of one of the night mode animatronics as well as forest beasts. All of these possibilities will range depending on their criminal records and the employability skills that they express in their job interviews or just mannerisms in general, let's say that they express that they're good at reflective thinking or observational learning for one then it's entirely possible that they could be plotting shit behind our backs so we could use the smart ones to assist us with problems around the pizzeria like finding stardust and using them as cannon fodder to save our skins and get more knowledgable about a night mode animatronic or forest beast for our own leisure and the dumb and seemingly less confrontational criminal guards should be easy to kill of by ourselves. Remnant affects technology so perhaps we should play around with it first and see it's perks on the tech we've got around the place, ounce we've learned the perks then we should be able to specifically upgrade the laptop to access criminal records. Alternatively, we could just rip off the toy animatronics and just give our carrier a criminal database with remnant since it's implied that we could upgrade ourselves with remnant and the energy can have an effect on technology.

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sat 05 Mar 2022 09:56:01 No.5186234 Report

Quoted By: >>5186245

>>5186225
Why are you so fixated on JJ getting raped? Why are you assuming that every candidate is some master plotter seeking to extinguish us?
We're not going to be able to look at a criminal database.

You're making this process way more complicated than it needs to be. All we need to do is
>get employee into office
>have them sit down to sign fake contract, maybe with tiny letters so they have to lean down to read it
>apply friendly the fire axe directly to spine
>perform additional strikes as necessary
>hide body in woods
>profit

Speaking of hiding bodies. We should search for our shovel tonight and fix it up with some nails and wood.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2cT68Jos Sat 05 Mar 2022 10:14:11 No.5186241 Report

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>>5186225
Seriously why are you so obsessed with JJ getting raped

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Sat 05 Mar 2022 10:17:48 No.5186245 Report

Quoted By: >>5186248 >>5186250

>>5186234
>Why are you so fixated on JJ getting raped?
There's a chance of us hiring pedos so that's an obvious possibility to look out for that other anons expressed in >>5184909, you brought up that we could kill them while they're in their office however I proposed that it wouldn't be that easy based on their skills and records(if we ever manage to access it

>Why are you assuming that every candidate is some master plotter seeking to extinguish us?
Just assuming that based on their given skills, records and mannerisms. It's not really that hard to plot out killing us and raping JJ since they have multiple advantages compared to us simply due to being human

>We're not going to be able to look at a criminal database.
We haven't specifically upgraded the laptop to be capable of that yet and we haven't proposed the idea of using remnant on it either. We could also use remnant to upgrade our technology and perhaps get a criminal database since remnant pretty much seems to be a flexible energy source as well as being the closet thing to magic in this world.

Since you've summarised your idea then i will do the same with mine

>Get employee into office and make them monitor the pizzeria for us and warn us of anything that may come of worry to us

>If it's a night mode animatronic or forest beast, we offer them an extra paycheck to handle them. The criminal guard promptly fucking dies and we investigate any peculiar mechanisms from the animatronics/night mode animatronics from a corner

>Bury the body in the woods

>If it's the usual stardust fetch quest then we ounce again offer them an extra paycheck to help find the stardust for us then bait them to get killed by a night mode animatronic or forest beast. Knifewhip could probably help as well

>Done
Ad infinitum

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WB9Ow0Ye Sat 05 Mar 2022 10:23:03 No.5186248 Report

Quoted By: >>5186254

>>5186245
>>5186225
...Please stop Anon, it's starting to become very weird and disturbing at this point, also I doubt "Ghost" would ever let that "threat" happen. Every writer has their limits and that is a topic nobody wants to write about in my opinion.

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sat 05 Mar 2022 10:24:27 No.5186250 Report

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>>5186245
Dude...

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Sat 05 Mar 2022 10:33:35 No.5186254 Report

Quoted By: >>5186267

>>5186248
His earlier works prior pizzeria quest had some child predators in it so I'm not going to write the possibility out, if they can't get to fuck kids then what's the closest thing to a child in this pizzeria for the pedo? JJ. If they're not pedos then just using them as literal scapegoats for knowledge would be useful as I've said before

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WkJG+e9m Sat 05 Mar 2022 10:56:30 No.5186267 Report

Quoted By: >>5186268

>>5186254
Please. Just stop.

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Sat 05 Mar 2022 11:03:18 No.5186268 Report

Quoted By: >>5186273

>>5186267
You must be new to ghoststuff
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1juJpdtm3S9B8EmQZwja4d4DaC4UqnQcRZBW_QbPUV8I/ed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WkJG+e9m Sat 05 Mar 2022 11:19:14 No.5186273 Report

Quoted By: >>5186275

>>5186268
There's a difference between a story having themes like that, and arguing with multiple people when they're clearly uncomfortable and asking you to stop.
Take. A fucking. Hint.

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Sat 05 Mar 2022 11:22:54 No.5186275 Report

Quoted By:

>>5186273
Feel free to stay mad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gdOeAqo9 Sat 05 Mar 2022 11:29:33 No.5186276 Report

Quoted By: >>5186297

I mean we fended off a giant kraken monster, not really concerned about a pedo honestly. Plus we're a robot so we don't have a throat to slice open.

I will say that I'm somewhat hesitant to even explore this line of thinking of "hiring a pedo" simply because I don't know if we even have the capacity to not only advertise positions here, but also actually hire people. Just seems like a silly idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sat 05 Mar 2022 11:34:30 No.5186278 Report

Quoted By: >>5186297 >>5186319

Honestly at this point it's just really weird that you insist that every criminal somehow has Agent 47 level "skills" and will try to murder us the first chance they get and that you keep talking about JJ getting raped. I honestly don't know why you insist on saying that we could use them when their only purpose would be us getting Remnant for them and anything else other than a quick death when they aren't expecting it is just a stupid risk.

You're being very cringe, I'm embarrassed to share this body with you right now bro.

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Sat 05 Mar 2022 12:25:14 No.5186297 Report

Quoted By: >>5186302 >>5186307

>>5186278
Not insisting every criminal has that level of skill instead of simply saying that we should look out for any criminal who we might think to be smart enough or just having enough wit based on their job interviews and mannerisms to attempt to sneakily kill us without our carrier being able to react accordingly if we ever start hiring criminals. A frail robot like our carrier wouldn't really be able to do much to getting assaulted from behind by someone that's not so shabbily built like a human, after all William afton dismantled animatronics with his bare hands for all I know and we're not so different from their endoskeletons. I agree that method of getting remnant would would be efficient however to summarise the end result of my posts, I see getting remnant as well as any useful info from tricking the criminal nightguards into being scapegoats for the night mode animatronics/forest beats as more efficient even if it might cause more risks. If that idea is too complex for you and others, then I will propose another one, when we get enough remnant from offing the criminals, how about we just hire normals to aid us in our nightguard job? It'd make our job a lot fucking easier.

Also I fucking hate mangle so naturally I'm not too fond of you either, won't stop me from interacting with some of your posts If I find any interest in them tho

>>5186276
On the same note of hiring people, I don't get why corporate doesn't only hire any real night guards to deal with the things we usually handle at night, probably because they don't want to pay anyone a squat of anything

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sat 05 Mar 2022 12:29:02 No.5186302 Report

Quoted By: >>5186320

>>5186297
>Also I fucking hate mangle
OVER THE FUCKING LINE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dboDq8kJ Sat 05 Mar 2022 12:48:29 No.5186307 Report

Quoted By: >>5186320

>>5186297
>[the spoilers]
OK NO
FAZBEAR I REQUIRE YOU TO DISCONNECT THIS MOTHERFUCKER FROM THIS UNIT IMMEDIATELY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q05sZeya Sat 05 Mar 2022 13:01:12 No.5186316 Report

Quoted By: >>5186320

I WILL PAY A BILLION MOBIUMS TO DISCONNECT THE MANGO HATER! THEY VIOLATE ALL THE CAPITALISM CONCEPTS! THEY WILL MAKE US LOSE MONEY!
DO YOU HEAR ME? WE WILL LOSE PROFIT BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKER!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Sat 05 Mar 2022 13:11:33 No.5186319 Report

Quoted By:

>>5186278
>tfw i brought up the rape but didn't obsess over it
I sincerely apologize for projecting my fears and it caught on to other parts of the hive, truly we are the Five Nights At Freddy's: Pizzeria Quest.

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Sat 05 Mar 2022 13:15:22 No.5186320 Report

Quoted By: >>5186321 >>5186334 >>5186335

>>5186302
>>5186307
>>5186316
FUCK mangle, ennard and molten freddy do mangle's whole schtick better than it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q05sZeya Sat 05 Mar 2022 13:19:06 No.5186321 Report

Quoted By: >>5186332

>>5186320
At least Mangle is not a fucking spaghetti, how the fuck wires should work as a whole fucking endoskeleton?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Sat 05 Mar 2022 13:42:39 No.5186332 Report

Quoted By: >>5186335

>>5186321
Their shells constantly shift around as a mechanic so a flexible endoskeleton would be needed so the shells wouldn't mess up it's internals. They've also got the benefit of not getting fucked up and mangled like mangle because of their poor structure by kids of all things.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Sat 05 Mar 2022 13:57:21 No.5186334 Report

Quoted By: >>5186335 >>5186353

>>5186320
Also, by us being a shared entity in the shell of a single body and us each contributing to our ability and needs, aren't we the literal PHYSICAL image of communism? There's some insight for you

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sat 05 Mar 2022 13:59:07 No.5186335 Report

Quoted By: >>5186345 >>5186362

>>5186320
>>5186332
>>5186334
That's it buddy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XlgvE1Bu Sat 05 Mar 2022 14:05:06 No.5186345 Report

Quoted By:

>>5186335
CORPORATE, check these dubs...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q05sZeya Sat 05 Mar 2022 14:23:07 No.5186353 Report

Quoted By:

>>5186334
You said the No-No political word, you are going to Brazil

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Sat 05 Mar 2022 14:38:08 No.5186362 Report

Quoted By: >>5187069

I don't get why someone was trying to stuff his rape fetish into this game but aight.

>>5186335
The fanart of this place is fuckin' amazing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JXsnITZX Sat 05 Mar 2022 16:34:35 No.5186431 Report

Quoted By:

>>5182695
Clean up your act, Pizzeria Quest. It's time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Sat 05 Mar 2022 18:40:24 No.5186539 Report

Quoted By: >>5186560 >>5186565 >>5186691 >>5189497

I just plugged in and I wanna say....you folks are idiots.
I got a way to have kids get hurt....in a fun way.

So our shop is located in southern part of USA. Also in the Bible Belt.
The place that contains a good portion of crappy parents or old values.
Now tell me what is old value crappy parenting?
Bullying builts character.
Boys and Girls, allow me to present...

Fight Club Junior!
A fighting ring outside the pizza shop where 2 kids with beef can tenderize eachother under the cheers of parents. (Hmmnn...why not have a cheap draft beer for adults? Drunk adults = less clear thinking= Less child supervision) .
We live near the woods and have an axe and knife.
Cut some branches to make splinter covered staffs. Use garbage (dry leaves, dirty napkins,used paperwares) and tarps to make those "Giant Earbuds" weapons for kids to hit eachother with! Also see parents and teens start betting pools to see which kid walks out bruised and the other knocked out (a few teeth gone as well).
Great way to instigate violence. Especially if the parents (or kids) sneak the kids beer and enter a drunken brawl.
(Based on the true story of how Chuck E removed beer from the menu as Drunk Parents + Kids = Drunk Brawls.)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Sat 05 Mar 2022 18:46:41 No.5186547 Report

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And we can see if we can build a church extension for really crazy christians to come on Sundays to hurt each other in their cultist rites to get suffering and Remnant blood.
Remember. It is being responsible via good intentions that leads to hell.
(A shoutout on the fact the guy who made FNAF is a christian who made creepy looking christian rpg games.)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RHm/78r5 Sat 05 Mar 2022 18:56:50 No.5186560 Report

Quoted By: >>5186565 >>5186568

>>5186539
Seems promising but I don't know how we can spin having a fighting ring outside of our pizzeria.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Sat 05 Mar 2022 19:02:32 No.5186564 Report

Quoted By: >>5186575 >>5186640 >>5189497

Other things to consider:
Wood fired pizzas.
We have a brick oven and go into the woods to get firewood to bake pizzas. Give the FazBear Pizza a nice wood smoke flavour for an extra charge.

Petting Zoo.
It is just a corner with a cat,a dog and some rats. Kids like to touch animals and eat pizza without washing their hands.

Soda Fountain.
For a good price. Unlimited refills until the kid pisses, pukes and explodes (in that order) from drinking so much of the latest FazFizz FazzyBerries sodas!

Side dish menu
Tired of just pizza? Get some FazFries, FazBear Cheesepockets or Chica Chiggets for variety of profitable income!

Karaoke Set
Now guests can sing-a-long with their favourite singing animatronics! For a price of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1rrj/46J Sat 05 Mar 2022 19:04:12 No.5186565 Report

Quoted By: >>5186569

>>5186539
You know what? Yeah. A little roughhousing pit sounds good for passive generation.
Foam staves that are stuffed with definitely not foam for extra "oomph." Non-lethal, and still fun for the kids! (At least fun for the kid not getting the snot beat out of them.)
Also...
>mentioning the forbidden rat named Ch*rles Entert*inment Ch**se
Run before management finds you.

>>5186560
Kids fight with plastic lightsabers all the time. Wouldn't be an issue to explain away to the authorities since shit like dodgeball is still done in schools all around the country.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Sat 05 Mar 2022 19:04:43 No.5186568 Report

Quoted By:

>>5186560
Make it look like fun. Have murals of characters whacking each other with the earbuds.
My previous idea is have kids do a knife fight by using kitchen knives.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Sat 05 Mar 2022 19:06:57 No.5186569 Report

Quoted By:

>>5186565
See? Black eyes,missing teeth, bleeding lips, bruises and cuts make kids remember how fun it was at (the later burned down and exploded) Pizzeria in their sad adulthood.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a91u0lRQ Sat 05 Mar 2022 19:11:41 No.5186575 Report

Quoted By: >>5186577

>>5186564
I like the idea of charging kids to touch the rats probably infesting this place.
>Mr, what is that?
><Answer>His name is Cheese, we found him in the oven nibbling on the left over I Can' Believe It's not Pepperoni.
><Statement>He bites.
><Demand>Five dollars to pet it for 5 minutes.

The side dishes and Chica Chiggets scare me...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Sat 05 Mar 2022 19:16:03 No.5186577 Report

Quoted By: >>5186651

>>5186575
Brilliant. The cash will go to feeding the animals (and buying their replacements if they dissapoint the FazBear Investors).
Heck. Just charge an entrance fee of 5 bucks.
Also have a hidden "For Sale" price tag of 20 dollars "Take Home".
Kids just love some animals to bits,also help us get rid of the animals coming to dig our trash and food stores.

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Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Sat 05 Mar 2022 20:23:11 No.5186639 Report

Quoted By:

Hey, hive I'm back! I was reading about som-
>Someone was sperging out about rape and the hive collectively wanted that one guy to shut the hell up
What the fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Sat 05 Mar 2022 20:23:33 No.5186640 Report

Quoted By: >>5186645

>>5186564
>Rats
EWWWW it needs to be a fat one with the plague.
With fat rat nuts too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2+m4xyqI Sat 05 Mar 2022 20:29:04 No.5186645 Report

Quoted By: >>5187898

>>5186640
what was the worst plague rats have spread, we need to get that one for maximum effect.

Ghost

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Ghost ID:xcUS8mWf Sat 05 Mar 2022 20:30:25 No.5186649 Report

Quoted By: >>5186655 >>5186680 >>5186691 >>5187069 >>5189497

I caught the Kung Flu, it may be quiet for a hot while depending on how rough this gets.

Also keep the 'rape' talk to a minimum. If sexual abuse becomes a theme in this, it won't be because of some night vigilante hiring plan goes wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Sat 05 Mar 2022 20:30:53 No.5186651 Report

Quoted By: >>5186951 >>5187970

>>5186577
Don't we need documents allowing us to do something like that? Like I don't think restaurants are just allowed to do stuff like that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Sat 05 Mar 2022 20:34:09 No.5186655 Report

Quoted By:

>>5186649
>Kung Flu
Sorry to hear about that man. I had it back in 2021 July (right after my birthday too!) and it sucked. I hope you're doing well.
>If sexual abuse becomes a theme in this, it won't be because of some night vigilante hiring plan goes wrong.
That's great to hear. That one Anon who kept insisting it may have come from the /vg/ thread. A thread that happens to also have pedo/rape shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0m07crHo Sat 05 Mar 2022 20:48:34 No.5186680 Report

Quoted By:

>>5186649
>if sexual abuse becomes a theme in this
>wet floor bot pic
now what could he have possibly meant by this
also the qm curse strikes yet again, huh? take it easy and get well soon man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gdOeAqo9 Sat 05 Mar 2022 20:57:24 No.5186691 Report

Quoted By: >>5189430

>>5186539
Seems like a better idea than hiring criminals. Not sure about the petting zoo shit though, dealing with animals on top of our other burdens just seems like a waste of time and effort.
>>5186649
That sucks, hope you can pull through without much trouble. And yeah, not sure why people were taking about that nonsense, just seemed like a few guys trying to push weird fetish shit in here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Sat 05 Mar 2022 22:06:53 No.5186750 Report

Quoted By:

>>5185986
Having a pedo around and letting them do whatever is way more immoral than just killing them and taking their souljuice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q05sZeya Sun 06 Mar 2022 00:47:50 No.5186951 Report

Quoted By: >>5187644

>>5186651
You forgot that we work for FazInc, and if it makes Dosh, they will make everything to make sure that it still makes Dosh, so yea, we also can sell drugs if needed

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sun 06 Mar 2022 01:43:22 No.5187069 Report

Quoted By: >>5187100

>>5186362
Thanks anon, I like drawing stuff for this quest. It's been really fun!

>>5186649
Oh shit man, hope you get better soon! Cute pic of that completely normal Wet Floor Bot btw.

Also I'm pretty sure it was just one guy just kinda sperging out about that stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Sun 06 Mar 2022 02:04:23 No.5187100 Report

Quoted By:

>>5187069
Yeah I don't know why that guy was so fixated on it, I'm pretty sure everyone else talking about was joking. He just took it seriously for some autistic reason

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Sun 06 Mar 2022 07:44:09 No.5187644 Report

Quoted By: >>5187785

>>5186951
Remember the special candy with cyanide crystals?
Why not sell FazBear German Choccy Energy Bars? It has meth in it. Great for the junkies.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Sun 06 Mar 2022 13:08:53 No.5187771 Report

Quoted By: >>5187772

Imagine for one moment if we ate Pizza with JJ even though we're animatronics without the functioning parts, it can happen, r-right???????

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Sun 06 Mar 2022 13:12:50 No.5187772 Report

Quoted By: >>5187773

>>5187771
yes. cardboard with painted on ingredients.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Sun 06 Mar 2022 13:13:20 No.5187773 Report

Quoted By: >>5187787

>>5187772
Fuck, that's actually a cute idea though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q05sZeya Sun 06 Mar 2022 13:52:15 No.5187785 Report

Quoted By: >>5187789

>>5187644
oh yea, albeit, better to say that it has a blueberry flavor in it, albeit we will have to brew a blue meth for this, but who cares? In the world where killing kids can give you immortality, blue meth is not so uncommon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Sun 06 Mar 2022 13:56:48 No.5187787 Report

Quoted By:

>>5187773
the real stuff gets internals stuck with cheese. Glamrock Chica had so much trouble.
Can toast the cardboard for that delicious paper smell and add dried herbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Sun 06 Mar 2022 13:58:52 No.5187789 Report

Quoted By: >>5187805

>>5187785
Immoral profiteering here we go!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q05sZeya Sun 06 Mar 2022 14:31:48 No.5187805 Report

Quoted By: >>5187810 >>5187812 >>5188221

>>5187789
Of course, Old Sport! We will make New Vegas all by ourselves here!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Sun 06 Mar 2022 14:43:31 No.5187810 Report

Quoted By:

>>5187805
oh shit.

Casino Area.
Some small casino area with Foxy Pirate theme slot machines to part fools and their money. Rigged so that it has 1/1,000,000,000 chances of scoring a maximum payout.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Sun 06 Mar 2022 14:47:08 No.5187812 Report

Quoted By: >>5187817

>>5187805
>NEw Vegas
I mean we gonna have tons of hookers and sexy animatronics or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Sun 06 Mar 2022 14:53:13 No.5187814 Report

Quoted By:

And later we need security systems to protect our humble pizzeria and our customers (hahaha)

Automated Security Turret
This is an odd one out of the animatronics line. A solar charged security turret that has 4 shots of hard rubber bullets(reloaded in the morning by personel). (Only deploys at night. Once deployed, it cannot be moved from spot until morning when it sleeps to recharge.)

Electric Fences
Flimsy looking wire fence that delivers a shock of high voltage electricity directly fed from power grid. Stops creatures from wandering out of the woods and stops guests from going into the woods. Do Not Piss on the electric fence.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Sun 06 Mar 2022 14:55:10 No.5187817 Report

Quoted By: >>5187819

>>5187812
Worse. Just big plastic jugs of cheap beer and snacks. We are kinda a small area for junkfood and rural area tourism.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBW7szg3 Sun 06 Mar 2022 14:56:48 No.5187819 Report

Quoted By:

>>5187817
I call 'not' it for cleaning up the barf and diarrhea in the bathroom that bored Uncles will leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Sun 06 Mar 2022 16:55:52 No.5187898 Report

Quoted By: >>5188051

>>5186645
Rats (or more specifically, the fleas on rats per current estimates) were the ones who spread the Black Death across Europe. Of course, I doubt it would be possible to get a rat carrying the Black Death unless Faz Corp just conveniently has one cryogenically frozen in a storage locker somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Sun 06 Mar 2022 18:41:37 No.5187970 Report

Quoted By: >>5188048 >>5188132 >>5188137 >>5188220

>>5186651
We're located in bum fuck Alabama. As is, we'd be shut down by 20 different agencies including osha, the fda, and the FBI if they had an inkling of wtf was going on here.

The fact we are so deep in the back waters is why nothing has happened yet.

The fact "100%" robot personnel is here shouldn't be lost on this either (No such thing as personnel safety if human standards don't apply)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vHStxh8V Sun 06 Mar 2022 20:21:59 No.5188048 Report

Quoted By: >>5188120

>>5187970
I like both the vermin petting zoo and the fight club thing, if the parents and other people ask just say it's like a tournament and the winner wins a free pizza Maybe throw in something like a 1 Hug coupon for direct hug from Mr Hugs himself to make it more enticing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2+m4xyqI Sun 06 Mar 2022 20:26:15 No.5188051 Report

Quoted By:

>>5187898
Sad!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Sun 06 Mar 2022 21:45:08 No.5188120 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188048
Yeah, let’s ask JJ to try to find any critters we could make a zoo out of, and starbon to manage the fight pit. Just because we aren’t allowed to be horny for her, doesn’t mean other sexually confused teens won’t be horny for her and what’s a better way to start a fistfight than to tap into the primal instinct of showing off your strength and proving to any potential mates (starbon) you are the superior male

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Sun 06 Mar 2022 22:00:24 No.5188132 Report

Quoted By:

>>5187970
I'd also like to reiterate a kid lost their eyes and we were able to pay under 100 bucks for their parents to fuck off (probably to crack or something)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Sun 06 Mar 2022 22:03:17 No.5188137 Report

Quoted By:

>>5187970
We also haven't been shut down because Faz Corp can just wave away any agency that comes at us. That's what happens when you're one of, if not THE richest megacorp in the world. The real problem we have to deal with is Fazbears pulling the plug on us if we ever prove to be a liability or if we don't harvest enough Remnant.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AF9X2P+4 Sun 06 Mar 2022 23:33:09 No.5188220 Report

Quoted By:

>>5187970
Actually we aren't THAT backwater all, its just that the property around the lake is all privately owned. I have family in the area and was looking around for potential areas to move to for a while and the lake looked real appealing. Local economy is not terrible either, or it wasn't anyways, years back.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sun 06 Mar 2022 23:37:22 No.5188221 Report

Quoted By:

>>5187805
GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AF9X2P+4 Sun 06 Mar 2022 23:58:26 No.5188241 Report

Quoted By:

We're probably only a 30 minute drive from Dodge City on the East end of the lake but we probably don't have a boat so its a moot point.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ksZPDQJo Mon 07 Mar 2022 00:24:48 No.5188260 Report

Quoted By: >>5188268

Anons I have come up with a brilliant idea.
Laser Tag
We just to buy those really harsh eye damaging laser pointers, glue on to sticks to make them look like laser guns and pay people to play in our Laser Tag Area in the woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 07 Mar 2022 00:34:34 No.5188268 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188260
That feels like it'll invite aliens into the woods on top of everything else.

Phoneposting, sorry

Phoneposting, sorry ID:Vh00izau Mon 07 Mar 2022 00:35:51 No.5188270 Report

Quoted By: >>5188274 >>5188275 >>5188280

I love how We've almost all collectively decided that we won't be killing any kids, only horrifically injuring them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Mon 07 Mar 2022 00:40:53 No.5188274 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188270
I mean hey, it's shown that kids heal faster and have mild regeneration (like being able to get back a finger tip after amputation)

Soooo, you know, better than ghost kids

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 07 Mar 2022 00:44:40 No.5188275 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188270
We're keeping the door open on that one but I will admit, we have been coming up with some fantastic ways to maim them horrifically.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ksZPDQJo Mon 07 Mar 2022 00:51:40 No.5188280 Report

Quoted By: >>5188283 >>5188285

>>5188270
Honestly at this point we're just becoming the Faz bear version of Action Park

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6wQ9Irk/ Mon 07 Mar 2022 00:56:30 No.5188283 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188280
No we're not, we've quite literally only gashed open a pipe on a playground. All of these ideas are to fill space and time in the wait between posts. I highly doubt we'll actuate all if any of these.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 07 Mar 2022 00:58:52 No.5188285 Report

Quoted By: >>5188302

>>5188280
Ahh... Good ol' Class Action Park. Now there was a real OSHA violation.
We can only hope to reach such levels of unsafety one day...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AF9X2P+4 Mon 07 Mar 2022 01:07:41 No.5188294 Report

Quoted By: >>5188303 >>5188305 >>5188306 >>5188309 >>5188332

What if we start cooking meth in the pizzarea and dsing the pizza with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Mon 07 Mar 2022 01:13:51 No.5188302 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188285
>OSHA violation
That place is why there's a fuck ton of laws in water parks nowadays. Laws are made out of blood after all. That place had a fuck ton of blood.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUrnqEYC Mon 07 Mar 2022 01:15:41 No.5188303 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188294
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Mon 07 Mar 2022 01:20:07 No.5188305 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188294
Cooking it in house risks us fucking blowing ourselves up, and dosing the pizza is one way to get our ass in trouble.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Mon 07 Mar 2022 01:21:53 No.5188306 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188294
Do we even know / have the supplies to make meth?
>Someone posts a recipe to cook meth in the thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 07 Mar 2022 01:27:06 No.5188309 Report

Quoted By: >>5188316

>>5188294
Just because we're in the woods does not mean we have to start selling meth.
But considering we've spent all this time planning how to get Remnant I feel like we've neglecting something. The fact that we are often short to buy shit we really want, leading us to buy other things to supplement ourselves and hopefully get ahead of the curve. Buying the pinball machine was a good choice but there has to be something we can do that doesn't require buying a machine or animatronic to get money that isn't a party.

We need ideas for how to make lodes, lads.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Mon 07 Mar 2022 01:33:47 No.5188316 Report

Quoted By: >>5188322 >>5188325 >>5188334

>>5188309
Well, maybe invest in public awareness? More guests = more money = more ways to hurt children in morally dubious ways.

Start preparing special deals, like giving 15% off any two topping pizza on Sundays or something. Two for one deals. Stuff like that, stuff that makes people wanna come to us despite the obvious health and safety risk.

Or hell, just add more topping options for the pizza if anything else. You know those gimmick pizzas that people buy the shit out of if only for the novelty? Maybe something like JJ's Special Stuffed Crust or some stupid shit like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibUvHSt/ Mon 07 Mar 2022 01:36:12 No.5188322 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188316
>JJ's Special Stuffed Crust
>It's full of balloons and oil.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 07 Mar 2022 01:36:25 No.5188325 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188316
>JJ's Special Stuffed Crust
Filled with real Funfetti she swept off the floor!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Mon 07 Mar 2022 01:43:43 No.5188332 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188294
We'd most likely kill ourselves doing so and even if they wouldn't consider it worth fussing over from a moral perspective, Corporate would leave us out to dry if our meth-lab plan drives off potential customers/blood sacrifices.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 07 Mar 2022 01:46:06 No.5188334 Report

Quoted By: >>5188356 >>5188714

>>5188316
Jokes aside I like the idea of adding a stuffed crust to the menu, and theming it after JJ would add some fun magic for the kiddos and some extra branding recognition to entice them back, it'll help make them think of our place when they think of stuffed crust or think of getting pizza while JJ is performing.

Adding stuffed crust pizzas wouldn't be too hard. All it needs is 7 pieces of string cheese, thin piles of shredded mozzarella or cut fresh mozzarella into thin pieces to line around the edges that is then tucked in tight and sealed. That's the recipe I used but the cheese Fazbear supplied us with should work just as well. We wouldn't even have to adjust the size if we wanted it would just be a bit smaller as a result.

I endorse the idea of adding JJ's Special Stuffed Crust to the menu for a fuller pizza experience. At $5 extra than what the regular pizzas cost.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Mon 07 Mar 2022 02:02:04 No.5188356 Report

Quoted By: >>5188369 >>5188653 >>5188714

>>5188334
Some other ideas for gimmick pizzas.

>Starbon's Zesty Zpecial

We just grind in some red pepper flakes or something into the pizza sauce, alongside with some on the top. Maybe some peppers thrown along as well.

>Foxy's Fearsome Voyage!

We get some cheap sea food and toss it on there. Anchovies, shrimps, anything fishy related.

I can not wrack my head for anything involving Mr. Hugs. Maybe some sort of challenge where if you managed to eat one of our pizzas without making a mess of yourself, you get another one for some low discount.

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 07 Mar 2022 02:12:06 No.5188369 Report

Quoted By: >>5188653 >>5188670 >>5188714

>>5188356
Oh we could gouge them even more with Mr Hugs. Have it so that if a certain number of kids can eat enough pizzas without getting messy Mr Hugs will perform a special show for everyone.

We could also make pizzas based on Animatronics we don't have or could get in the future. Two ideas I had were;

>Lolbit's Bits!

It's just a regular pizza with lots of small bits of bacon and ham spread around.

>No. 1 Crate's No. 1 Pizza!

Square pizza with only cheese cut into squares so it looks like a crate with two pepperoni's where the eyes would be.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l7hdKXBJ Mon 07 Mar 2022 08:44:43 No.5188653 Report

Quoted By: >>5188655

>>5188356
>>5188369
I would eat those desu

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 07 Mar 2022 08:49:11 No.5188655 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188653
No. 1 Crate bros.... We're a big draw to the brand!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l7hdKXBJ Mon 07 Mar 2022 09:35:55 No.5188670 Report

Quoted By: >>5188704 >>5188714

>>5188369
Is there a Muslim option for lolbit's bits?
I can't eat pork but I can't pass on a lolbit pizza

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 07 Mar 2022 12:01:23 No.5188704 Report

Quoted By: >>5188714 >>5188761

>>5188670
Is a chicken or nondescript meat substitute okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Mon 07 Mar 2022 12:18:01 No.5188714 Report

Quoted By: >>5188761 >>5188764 >>5188765 >>5188805

>>5188334
Too expensive! Just go find a redneck dairy farmer and get some butter,beef fat and cheddar to stuff the crust and add old chewed bubble gum stuck on the gumball machine to make stretchy "cheese".

>>5188356
Mix glitter with the chilli flakes for extra starry! Starbons cocaine rage has made us vent it on the customers.
Seafood you say?....Time to get the kitchen knives and head to the lake. Get some crawldads, snails,fish and a nice juicy chunk of calamari. (Don't ask.)

>>5188369
Lolbits Bits
Just chop up the pizza into dices and add cubed cheese and sausages .

crate pizza
should be a custome pizza where the crust is folded into an open box and fill it with pizza topping,left overs from uneaten pizzas and bit and bobs of whatever crumbs. Like a crate of pizzas.

>>5188670
>>5188704
the secret is....nobody knows what meat is used in FazBears pizzas. So most likely whatever stuff FazCorp salvage from dumpsters,old shops, uncleared freezers, morgues, liposuction clinics, expired vegan meats , slaughter houses ,racetracks (both types) and big chains wastes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KUjNBIO4 Mon 07 Mar 2022 14:25:02 No.5188761 Report

Quoted By: >>5188765

>>5188704
Any sort of meat that isn't pork or horse works actually
>>5188714
Well this doesn't make me feel comfortable about eating anything here at all
I think I'll go to el chip

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vqC8ty7G Mon 07 Mar 2022 14:28:13 No.5188764 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188714
Actually this lolbit bits doesn't sound that bad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 07 Mar 2022 14:28:47 No.5188765 Report

Quoted By: >>5188826 >>5189127

>>5188714
But I like mozzarella...

>>5188761
Jesus Christ anon what are you thinking they might unplug you for tha- Wait no that's a Fazbear Entertainment property it should be fine.
So long as you don't say you'd rather go to someplace like Bon's Burg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Mon 07 Mar 2022 15:41:10 No.5188805 Report

Quoted By: >>5188808 >>5188829

>>5188714
Lolbits Bits doesn't sound half bad. I might actually eat it.

So are we in agreement to try making novelty pizzas for increased customers? Like we still have The Remnant Question but we might as well make our pizza more interesting than what?

Pepperoni and cheese? That's it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 07 Mar 2022 15:48:12 No.5188808 Report

Quoted By: >>5188827

>>5188805
I feel like the pizza ideas we've come up with are simple and fun enough to finagle with our current cooking supplies. It could bring in some nice revenue but we should still think of other ways to make some moola.

I've been thinking, now that we got Friendly we could chop some wood at night if it's safe-ish at night and have a sign out front saying we're selling firewood. The only problem is figuring out a fair price for fire wood and then marking ours above that in true Fazbear fashion.

We could also collect random berries in the woods with JJ and make batches of limited edition "Freddy Juice" for twice the price of our sodas.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Mon 07 Mar 2022 16:20:01 No.5188826 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188765
Melted and gooey bubble gum mixed with cheddar does feel like mozzarella

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Mon 07 Mar 2022 16:25:20 No.5188827 Report

Quoted By: >>5188831

>>5188808
Dude. you missing the moneh idea.

Use firewood to make wood fired pizza that high class pizza restaurants serve. We can charge double for wood fired brick oven pizzas. just make one out of bricks and burn wet wood in it for the smoky flavour and give customers wood gas poisoning and carcinogens.

The fresh berry juices is a great idea, make wild berries smoothies for the "healthy" people. Also we can't tell which berries is poisonous,sucks to be the ones to die from poison berry smoothies.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Mon 07 Mar 2022 16:29:43 No.5188829 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188805
First. We need a robot chef and supplies for special order pizzas.
Also maybe corporate can see our thoughts and hammer out a pizza tossing animatronic who looks like an italian cook. Guests can watch the animatronic sing nonsense italian songs in swedish accent while it cooks the ready made pizzas.

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 07 Mar 2022 16:31:28 No.5188831 Report

Quoted By: >>5188872

>>5188827
Don't worry guys, just remember these handy rhymes to help us avoid prosecution for crimes!
>Leaves of three, let it be.
>If its hairy, it’s a berry.
>If its shiny, watch your heinie
>White and yellow, kill a fellow.
>Purple and blue, good for you.
>Red... could be good, could be dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Mon 07 Mar 2022 17:38:16 No.5188872 Report

Quoted By: >>5188909

>>5188831
imma say we blend them all and harvest Remnants from the people who shat so hard their asses bled and the blood thining properties of some to make them bleed to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Mon 07 Mar 2022 18:21:38 No.5188909 Report

Quoted By: >>5188921 >>5189041

>>5188872
Isn’t that what originally attracted the Ass Muncher though?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Mon 07 Mar 2022 18:49:03 No.5188921 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188909
never read that one.
wonder when we can use this badass phrase.
"I'm gonna chew you up so bad that The Bite of '87 looks like a nibble!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 07 Mar 2022 21:56:47 No.5189041 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188909
Ass Muncher?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HsJKofx/ Mon 07 Mar 2022 23:54:33 No.5189127 Report

Quoted By:

>>5188765
Unplug me?
What are you talking about man?
I just want to order a pizza

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibUvHSt/ Tue 08 Mar 2022 00:22:31 No.5189136 Report

Quoted By: >>5190343

I hope QM gets better soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Tue 08 Mar 2022 07:54:58 No.5189410 Report

Quoted By: >>5189499 >>5189797 >>5190168

Theory
The negative traits of nightmode in some of the animatronics is due to relations with other animatronics in day time.

Mr Hugs the vacuum does not get well with proximity of Foxy. So at night,his inner thoughts spill out in the form of acid. He is actually repulsed by Foxy and hates him quietly.
When Foxy got badly damage,Mr Hugs stopped spewing acid because it is appeased by Foxy getting hurt.
So far, Starbon is in good relations or neutral with other animatronics,that is why it's nightmode focuses on it's personal issues of chasing stars and doing dust.
There is a theory that JJ, when alive and mistreated long enough, may combo with the axe we got to go The Shining on her abusers. Chopping thru walls and doors to teach owners a good lesson. Maybe that is a reason why JJ has been wiped 4 times, she could have woken up in daytime to find she chopped people to bits and commit robo suicide.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Tue 08 Mar 2022 08:19:11 No.5189430 Report

Quoted By: >>5189797

>>5186691
very ezy. just leave some left over pizzas on paper plates in a corner and leave the door open.
You attract all kinds of strange strays with such simple trick.
Dogs and Cats became man's best pals because man left food outside his home.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Tue 08 Mar 2022 08:40:04 No.5189434 Report

Quoted By:

More ideas

Wildlife Petting Zoo
Just a feeding area where you attract animals like raccoons, deer,rabbits, foxes,coyotes and critters with liberal littering of food wastes. Let guests come see,pet and feed the animals that drops by. Not responsible for maulings,bites,scratches,peckings,goring and butting by animals. (+ Remnant collections ,- H/S)

Dessert menu
Serve expired ice creams and cakes and make them into Pizzeria specialties. FazBear "Famous" Fudge, Bonny Bonbons, Foxy's Carribean Splits , Plain ol's Scoops. Watch kids and adults suffer from brain freeze and then E.coli from unwashed fruits . (+Profits,+ Remnant,- H/S)

Larger Menu
Our pizzeria now serves meatier stuff, Sink your teeth into Burger of 87' ! Cut into Chica's Lightly Grilled Breasts! Wild Greens Salad from local farms and forest ! Stab into Budget Beef Steaks ! Mishmash Mushrooms Soup! Seasonal Warm Sashimi Salmon ! (-H/S, +Profits, + Guests)

Merch Shop
We now sell souvenirs like storybooks, cards, mugs, soda cups, key chains, soft toys, magnets, glow-in-the-dark figurines painted with genuine radium paint used in military watches in 1917!
Buy your memories and take them home!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Tue 08 Mar 2022 12:12:55 No.5189497 Report

Quoted By: >>5190664

>>5186539
Late, but this is hilarious. However while clever, I doubt that any actual parents who don't also regularly consume human flesh would actually sign their children up for this. On a secondary note, it may hurt our brand identity, something that at least corporate may still care about, by introducing Freddy's to Tyler Durden.

>>5186564
I like this too. I'm not sure how feasible any of this is, considering our budget and the bounds of the game itself, but some of this may be a funny way of netting some small remnant and monetary income.

In a way, it's hilarious how we're starting to unintentionally think a bit like corporate themselves: harvesting remnant indirectly through both intentionally inferior/dangerous products or living proxies (us) in order to skim a tiny bit of pain juice from a thousand different sources.

>>5186649
Take a break and get well soon, I've been having a lot of fun with your quest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Tue 08 Mar 2022 12:25:05 No.5189499 Report

Quoted By: >>5189797

>>5189410
Interesting take. I think it over-reaches a bit by assuming the personal psyches of several characters which we honestly don't know very well, but you may be on to something in regards to relations with us/each other affecting the severity/danger of their night modes.

Maybe we should speak more to them during the day, as well as perhaps trying something experimental by attempting to get them to interact more with each other and then observing if this changes anything at all about the habits of their night modes.

+1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gdOeAqo9 Tue 08 Mar 2022 20:14:09 No.5189797 Report

Quoted By:

>>5189410
>Mr. Hugs
Possible, although I think we would need to examine interactions between the two before coming to any conclusions like this as per >>5189499
>Starbon
I don't know enough on this one.
>JJ
We already know what her problem is, unless she's hiding something from us, but we kind of already went down that road and it hurt her so I don't think it makes much sense to revert back to this line of thinking.

>>5189430
Seems like a good way to get ants, which wouldn't be a problem if they didn't get everywhere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 09 Mar 2022 01:57:42 No.5190168 Report

Quoted By: >>5190188

>>5189410
It seems a little far fetched to assume that the severity of nightmodes is to blame on their personal relationships since as far as we can see they get along decently if not for a few minor irritants brought on by preprogramed personality quirks clashing a tiny bit.

But that does bring up a point of our relationships with them, we do know that it's possible to get them to trust us a bit more as we talk to them, it might be worth it to interact with Foxy a bit more when he comes back tomorrow, if we deepen our bond perhaps the child in the Canine won't be AS aggressive? Or if we keep hanging around with Mr Hugs after we rest we could have more nights where he doesn't damage the floor? Starbon could give us a bit more time to find Stardust.

Getting closer to JJ provides us no tangible benefits but I believe we should protect her at all costs anyway, because she is nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibUvHSt/ Wed 09 Mar 2022 02:07:08 No.5190188 Report

Quoted By:

>>5190168
>Getting closer to JJ provides us no tangible benefits but I believe we should protect her at all costs anyway, because she is nice.

This is important. Having someone/thing else to provide emotional support with be invaluable. She'll also be helpful if/when we get an animatronic who causes hallucinations.

Ghost

Ghost ID:mGxEWN/E Wed 09 Mar 2022 03:27:01 No.5190343 Report

Quoted By: >>5190348 >>5190380 >>5190381 >>5190397 >>5190411 >>5190465 >>5190527 >>5190666 >>5190872 >>5192896

Thanks so much for the kind thoughts and good wishes! It really helps a lot knowing the amount of goofery and fun is coming out of this black comedy mess of a Quest.

>>5189136
It hurts to say it, but it looks like I have more than the C-Virus, and can’t get properly tested for a while. On an IV now a gap away from home. I can drink without an IV with steroids now, so that’s good, but it looks like I developed pneumonia which false positives as COVID or I have both in which case my luck is really cringe.

I’m in a bad state and with Strep or Pneumonia with no antibiotics, it could be a while before I’m able to sit up or draw again. But it will eventually pass.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUrnqEYC Wed 09 Mar 2022 03:29:28 No.5190348 Report

Quoted By:

>>5190343
Oh shit. Here's hoping you make it through this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 09 Mar 2022 03:49:52 No.5190380 Report

Quoted By:

>>5190343
Holy shit dude. I hope you recover well, that sounds super fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibUvHSt/ Wed 09 Mar 2022 03:49:55 No.5190381 Report

Quoted By:

>>5190343
Jesus fucking Christ, dude. You feeling well enough to post this is somewhat encouraging, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Wed 09 Mar 2022 03:54:50 No.5190397 Report

Quoted By: >>5190872

>>5190343
Jesus fuck, man. Look, your own well being is infinitely more important than a funny pizza quest. Take it easy man and thanks for all of the fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EGc5rpbC Wed 09 Mar 2022 04:04:21 No.5190411 Report

Quoted By:

>>5190343
The QM curse strikes again! On a more serious note I hope you get better QM.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Wed 09 Mar 2022 04:32:46 No.5190465 Report

Quoted By:

>>5190343
Hope you get better man, that fucking sucks

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Wed 09 Mar 2022 05:36:14 No.5190527 Report

Quoted By:

>>5190343
>QM may have COVID and pneumonia
Holy shit dude! I hope you recover quickly. I know this doesn't mean anything as I'm just a smuck on the internet but I truly hope you get through this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Wed 09 Mar 2022 10:45:42 No.5190664 Report

Quoted By:

>>5189497
we letting children have fun. you know. sibling rivalry and stuff.
Tbf, the corporate behavior of us is better.
The fazcop wants childrens suffering and blood,and they don't care how you do it.
I bet there are dozens of outlets with animatronics luring kids into employees area to mince them into pizza toppings and making mad money. down right stranggling kids to death.
Ours is better as kids can back out and get to hospital. Our method is milking,not slaughtering.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Wed 09 Mar 2022 10:47:34 No.5190666 Report

Quoted By:

>>5190343
Stay warm and eat hot soup. It would be ashamed if we have to put you in an animatronic suit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NNVgtTI8 Wed 09 Mar 2022 18:13:53 No.5190872 Report

Quoted By:

>>5190343
Hope you get well soon.

>>5190397 is right though, take all the time you need.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Sat 12 Mar 2022 04:45:21 No.5192896 Report

Quoted By:

>>5190343
Take it easy my guy, no need to push yourself for our sakes. Hope you recover soon.

Ghost

Ghost ID:ophUICH6 Sun 13 Mar 2022 18:51:55 No.5194432 Report

Quoted By: >>5194436 >>5194439 >>5194555 >>5195022 >>5195852

Wow that got remarkably bad for what's supposed to be a weaker strain of a virus. I'm slowly moving back to the regular home. I'm hoping to pick up again later this week.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RHm/78r5 Sun 13 Mar 2022 18:56:58 No.5194436 Report

Quoted By:

>>5194432
No rush man. Just focus on recovering.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Sun 13 Mar 2022 19:02:05 No.5194439 Report

Quoted By:

>>5194432
Dude, just worry on getting better. We're patient.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Sun 13 Mar 2022 21:05:23 No.5194555 Report

Quoted By:

>>5194432
Drink lots of soup

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Mon 14 Mar 2022 03:16:55 No.5195022 Report

Quoted By:

>>5194432
Only do this if it's your way of enjoying your time.

If it gets stressful, forget about it.

If you wanna do it text only for a bit, that's fine too.

If you don't wanna do it at all, get more sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yGbQCPaj Mon 14 Mar 2022 19:50:35 No.5195587 Report

Quoted By: >>5195606

>>5184236
Blah blah, get unplugged if it hurts you. Second of all we've been crippling and injuring them by complete accident and that was us not trying at all. Pussyfooting around with just sabotage means we'll no doubt end up killing some by complete accident because kids are stupid. And then we will still get blamed for it. Additionally these children are clearly fuel to create more "animatronics" and their souls will go whichever model Fazbear puts their remnant on.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Mon 14 Mar 2022 20:25:37 No.5195606 Report

Quoted By:

>>5195587
Perhaps sure...

But the traps we're setting are feasible for asshole teens to have made. "repairing" those traps and putting new ones gives us more cover.

As children start dying, cops and investigators are going to start sniffing around US vs. the nearby towns for assholes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Tue 15 Mar 2022 03:28:51 No.5195852 Report

Quoted By:

>>5194432
Get better soon dude, hope you recover well without any side effects. Drink a shit ton of soup before you try to run again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Hb05opUz Thu 17 Mar 2022 08:01:25 No.5197898 Report

Quoted By: >>5197926 >>5199224

Can't find thread or recap of thread 17 of ghost quest. Anyone able to point at it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Hb05opUz Thu 17 Mar 2022 08:56:50 No.5197926 Report

Quoted By: >>5199224

>>5197898
Also can't find the thread for 21

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Pizzeria Quest ID:xcUS8mWf Fri 18 Mar 2022 06:50:15 No.5198750 Report

Quoted By: >>5198766 >>5198770 >>5198787 >>5198996

Mr. Hugs seems pretty pleased with the Pizzeria, a great change of pace from the last time you saw him.

<statement>Keep up the stellar work.

>"Will do!"

You move to the Office as more curious eyes pour in, not wanting to cause a scene. You start to ponder what you could do to deal with this whole 'Remnant' issue, without compromising the bulk of the Hives' moral values.

...

Vigilante pedophile hunting ring disguised as hiring graveyard staff is shouted across the Hive. Most surprisingly by more than a single voice.

While no doubt a badass concept, from where you are (and you can't venture too far away before you'd power down or lose connection with your Unit) physically and financially... You are in no place to hire someone. You don't even have a Word Processor to make fliers, and you doubt advertising your location on napkin paper written with a stolen Number 2 pencil will work well...

You also don't know if your Pizzeria has an address.

...

Kid Fight Club?

Rat Petting Zoo?

Sell meth?

...

This is just getting comical, the Hive is giggling amongst itself, while a few try to remind them that they will literally be unplugged and die if solutions aren't made.

A minority of said laughing minority laughs harder, the absurdity is just too much.

It dawns on the Hive that there's still a good chunk of Day left, and you don't really have a game plan on how to spend it.

Everything is clean, Mr. Hugs is doing well, JJ and Starbon split up after a small conversation, though you haven’t had a one on one with either of them today. A few Guests are hopefully (mildly) injuring themselves on your Play Area equipment....

If they have, you haven’t heard screaming yet.

You're still pretty beat up from last Night, but given the absence of a certain Buccaneer, you should have it easy this evening... This much freedom is a luxury you doubt will last.

4 more Guests file in, netting you 80 more USD, bringing your total to 700 USD.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Fri 18 Mar 2022 06:59:52 No.5198766 Report

Quoted By: >>5198787 >>5198994

>>5198750
I'd say we focus on making some pizzas with more flare and some cute names for marketing reasons but aside from that? We can always try to go into the woods to find whatever remains of our shovel.

Nothing else comes to mind besides resting but I want to do something more productive.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUrnqEYC Fri 18 Mar 2022 07:04:13 No.5198770 Report

Quoted By:

>>5198750
Keep resting and recovering

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 18 Mar 2022 07:31:35 No.5198787 Report

Quoted By: >>5198994 >>5199224

>>5198750
I say we take an hour to rest before we head to the kitchen to try and implement some of those character themed or stuffed crust pizzas we came up with using the ingredients Fazbear's supplies us with, if we can instruct JJ to spread word to the other animatronics that they should advertise the new menu items while performing.

Maybe search the woods for the remains of our shovel like >>5198766 said or spare wood we can use as materials if we cannot find it.

(Good to have you back Ghost, hope you're feeling okay dude.)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Fri 18 Mar 2022 15:15:33 No.5198990 Report

Quoted By:

I say we keep resting, we're kinda fucked up still

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pv/7S3HN Fri 18 Mar 2022 15:26:04 No.5198994 Report

Quoted By:

>>5198766
>>5198787
+1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Fri 18 Mar 2022 15:34:01 No.5198996 Report

Quoted By:

>>5198750
Go into the woods while its it daylight! Don't miss our chance while we have no Foxy!

Ghost

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Ghost ID:xcUS8mWf Fri 18 Mar 2022 21:28:37 No.5199224 Report

Quoted By: >>5199310 >>5199646 >>5199673

>>5197898
>>5197926
God this is a mess, but!

Session 17: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18_sHjD42vp6SXxAPW-KBr5nxGqrCEStwPpcN6moVCbI/edit?usp=sharing

Session 21: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OjvzmdFeryfBSIyHY9Mjemtczww3UsfcEBtTRglcpJA/edit?usp=sharing

You might be wondering why 17 has its own page. The answer is I have NO IDEA. GQ was wild and I had no idea how to archive it, and it stretched for like two years. I made a lot of huge rookie errors with it as well. Speaking of which, input on the archives for Pizzeria Quest is greatly appreciated, I'm trying to make it as clean and easy to read as possible.

Regarding just how babby tier I was with GQ, to this day I still get (deserved) flack for admitting to fudging a roll to be 1 higher for a Matthew encounter, and killed the illusion. That was how new to Quest running I was. I had no clue what I was doing, but damn it was a blast.

>>5198787
(Thanks for the wishes!) Hell, thanks everyone for the wishes, it means a lot, I'm still hit hard with vertigo so updates will be slow sometimes, but I'm coming back.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Fri 18 Mar 2022 22:55:51 No.5199310 Report

Quoted By:

>>5199224
Archives for Pizza Quest look good so far

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Hb05opUz Sat 19 Mar 2022 02:08:24 No.5199646 Report

Quoted By:

>>5199224
Yeah 17 having its own page made it hard to find from the old pastebin

But woulda been nice to find the actual archived thread for 21. Seeing the ending discussion woulda been nice. Seems like its lost to the archive stie dying. RIP

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sat 19 Mar 2022 02:50:42 No.5199673 Report

Quoted By: >>5199703 >>5199704

>>5199224
Nothing wrong with making some mistakes when you're starting out DMing. I still had fun and I think the important thing is that most of your players were having a blast as well.

Also nice fishergirl, glad you're spreading cute girl in bucket hat supremacy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUrnqEYC Sat 19 Mar 2022 03:46:38 No.5199703 Report

Quoted By: >>5199811

>>5199673
Ali...
Ali's sister...
Ali...
Ali's sister...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ABOTHVQM Sat 19 Mar 2022 03:49:00 No.5199704 Report

Quoted By: >>5199811

>>5199673
They’re duplicating
don’t let them stop[/spoiler

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sat 19 Mar 2022 07:07:30 No.5199811 Report

Quoted By:

>>5199703
>>5199704
The JJ's we get aren't just the same model recycled over and over and moved around. They're Nurse Joy style sisters.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE0mDcWJ Sun 20 Mar 2022 15:23:41 No.5200964 Report

Quoted By: >>5200969

idea

pour hot sauce and cleaning chemicals into the gumball machine to make tainted poisoned gumballs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUrnqEYC Sun 20 Mar 2022 15:34:14 No.5200969 Report

Quoted By:

>>5200964
>cleaning chemicals
No.

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:47:01 No.5201244 Report

Quoted By: >>5201270 >>5201335 >>5201429 >>5201435 >>5201830 >>5203088

You managed the bulk of your work overnight, so may as well take advantage of the free time to recover a bit from the Calimari Nightmare.

You move to your Office, sit in your chair, and will your systems Offline and Rest. Flitting images occasionally interfere with the darkness each member of the Hive lives in when they aren’t in ‘Operation’.

Most aren’t that vivid, a fleeting image tends to merge with the flares of magenta and cyans- what appears to be the remains of a deer.

...

A couple of Hours pass, and you can feel your skull undenting slightly as Self-Repair kicks in. Peering out of your Office, between Mr. Hugs and JJ, all the confetti and gore of last night is gone. Aside from the 'draft' the Pizzeria looks pretty good.

No screaming yet from the Jungle Gym... The kids had one job!

As you peer outside at the Kids not bleeding nearly enough to qualify their leisure time as 'fun', 5 more Guests file in, netting you 100 more USD, bringing your total to 800 USD.

It'll be dark soon... There's enough time to squeeze in one last event today.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Sun 20 Mar 2022 21:15:38 No.5201270 Report

Quoted By: >>5201336 >>5202005

>>5201244
Talk to Starbon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Sun 20 Mar 2022 21:29:28 No.5201280 Report

Quoted By:

Rest more imo, we should get back as much HP as possible before foxy or a forest creature forces us to use some up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DSFHGKeK Sun 20 Mar 2022 22:21:22 No.5201335 Report

Quoted By:

>>5201244
Rest some more.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Sun 20 Mar 2022 22:23:56 No.5201336 Report

Quoted By:

>>5201270
+1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pv/7S3HN Mon 21 Mar 2022 00:19:36 No.5201429 Report

Quoted By:

>>5201244
Rest

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Mon 21 Mar 2022 00:24:19 No.5201435 Report

Quoted By:

>>5201244
Keep resting. This is a bit of an off day, I suppose. Make a note to add more dangerous shit to the restaurant since the first attempt isn't working too well.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 21 Mar 2022 03:25:08 No.5201830 Report

Quoted By:

>>5201244
>Flitting images occasionally interfere with the darkness each member of the Hive lives in when they aren’t in ‘Operation’.
>Most aren’t that vivid, a fleeting image tends to merge with the flares of magenta and cyans-
>what appears to be the remains of a deer.
Oh I don't like that. Think that's a warning for what could be coming tonight?

This is the last chance for us to do something today, perhaps we should throw a party and see if we can net enough cash for the expansion tomorrow or a nightly special if it's good enough?

If not, tell JJ to meet us in our office at night before going back there to rest until nightfall.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 21 Mar 2022 03:31:02 No.5201836 Report

Quoted By: >>5202077

Also fuck the Jungle Gym isn't working, are these kids so unfit they can't reach the high bars? We might have to make adjustments to all the playground equipment, if the bars on the slide are made of the same thin tubes we could do the same thing to the slide on a smaller scale so it's just little cuts instead of hand opening gashes, that way we could get Remnant without impeding the kids fun on the slide.
Or we could do some scummy stuff inside, like cut into the legs and weaken one of the seats in the party room if outside isn't a reliable place for children to get injured.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Mon 21 Mar 2022 06:22:39 No.5202005 Report

Quoted By:

>>5201270
seconding

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 21 Mar 2022 06:32:34 No.5202007 Report

Quoted By: >>5203088

What would we talk to Starbon about though?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Mon 21 Mar 2022 09:03:33 No.5202077 Report

Quoted By: >>5202086

>>5201836
The more we do on the outside, the more we can blame on teenagers and others. Inside things may be blamed on us directly and could draw undue attention

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 21 Mar 2022 09:20:45 No.5202086 Report

Quoted By:

>>5202077
That's why I said if the outside stuff doesn't work. I can't believe it hasn't worked so far, we go through all that trouble and debate only for kids to suddenly decide to be safe and suffer no injuries!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Tue 22 Mar 2022 04:59:23 No.5203088 Report

Quoted By:

>>5201244
>>5202007
Speak to Rock Star Bonnie and ask about Foxy and the repair process. Will they remember this us & place, or is it a hard factory reset where we will have to refresh them on everything?
Also, ask them personally how they're doing. A little bit of formality can go a long way.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a/JT6sB4 Thu 24 Mar 2022 07:05:35 No.5205218 Report

Quoted By: >>5207131

Ded quest
But no ded kids
So far...

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Thu 24 Mar 2022 16:08:25 No.5205450 Report

Quoted By: >>5205923

You consider chatting with Starbon, it's been a while...

At the same time though, she seems very... self sustaining, for lack of a better expression. You're pretty sure she'll be fine on her own, and while not the most exciting way to spend the last of the Day...

Let's be real, the Hive got smashed pretty hard last Night. With this in mind, you keep to your Office and keep Resting until around 15 to closing.

Your innards mostly heal themselves up. If anything from the Wood creeps in tonight, you want to be in decent condition to deal with it.

JJ is sweeping the Hallway as you 'wake up', politely trying to indicate she wants to be nearby when Night falls.

6 Guests filed in for a last minute Pizza as you Rested, netting you 120 more USD. In addition, your Gumball Machine did its absolute best and earned you an additional 20 USD.

Now, with dread and excitement-- Medical Bills! On one hand, less money... on the other, the potential for Remnant and keeping Corporate off your back...

Apparently a tween by the name of Richard Jenson cut his hands on the Jungle Gym. The extensive damages required two band-aids and the alcohol sting causing intense trauma for the boy. You lose 24 USD paying off the bills.

The Home Alone'd playground wasn't quite enough... That or just bad luck.

Damn, hopefully Corporate will be patient about this. Going by the Octopus Freak, the Wood certainly won't.

Well, back to business. Foxy is being repaired, lowering your Animatronic Bonus to 50 instead of 70.

Factoring in all costs, you made a Net Profit today of 446 USD, bringing your current total to 966 USD.

Given you're short one Buccaneer, that's not too shabby!

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Thu 24 Mar 2022 16:19:58 No.5205461 Report

Quoted By: >>5205469 >>5205473 >>5205923 >>5206077 >>5206086 >>5206218 >>5206314 >>5206392

As the Sun begins to lower past the never-ending trees, JJ enters your Office with a polite nod, closing the Door behind her carefully and quietly.

>"It looks like no one got hurt too badly today... And you got patched up a little! I'm happy to see it, last Night got scary..."

Well, she got comfortable with your company fast. It's hard to fully blame her, circumstances given...

...

Especially as Night falls.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hZh1ceYd Thu 24 Mar 2022 16:25:10 No.5205469 Report

Quoted By: >>5205473

>>5205461

At lease we have JJ with us tonight. That'll help our sanity, at least.

Hopefully, we can get away with hunkering down a bit for the night. Maybe we can check the computer, chat with JJ a bit too? The latter as much for her sake as for ours.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Thu 24 Mar 2022 16:32:00 No.5205473 Report

Quoted By:

>>5205461
backing >>5205469
check computer, chat with JJ as we do so
once we check the deal, we decide what to do from there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AF9X2P+4 Thu 24 Mar 2022 17:30:03 No.5205499 Report

Quoted By: >>5205996 >>5206314 >>5206351

I'm pretty sure that checking the computer at night is what summons Rockstar Bonnie's night mode, can we hold off for an hour to test this theory and instead just wait with JJ. We quietly ask her how things are going during the daytime with the business.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PWiX0xO9 Fri 25 Mar 2022 01:26:10 No.5205923 Report

Quoted By:

>>5205450
>just short for the expansion
Damn, they couldn't have wanted some more pizzas at the end of the day could they?

>>5205461
Let's turn on the computer and check if there's anything worth buying tonight, while it's starting up let's tell JJ that it should be safer tonight but that she should still keep close to us anyway. After that let's check the Remnant machine and see what the jungle gym managed to net us with that injury.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NNVgtTI8 Fri 25 Mar 2022 03:01:39 No.5205996 Report

Quoted By: >>5206057 >>5206314

>>5205499
I'd like to check the computer but I'm interested in this theory. Let's chat with JJ first and see what happens. Although I wonder if we can do both at once, since the majority of our time using the computer is spent just waiting for it to load.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K20qyf56 Fri 25 Mar 2022 04:56:22 No.5206057 Report

Quoted By: >>5206314

>>5205996
We could pass the time by playing rock, paper, scissors with JJ while the computer is loading but I feel that wouldn't be fair to her.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Fri 25 Mar 2022 05:41:04 No.5206077 Report

Quoted By:

>>5205461
There's other work that needs to be done tonight anyway.

The ideal way to get remnant is something harmful we can't be blamed for. Moment a kid dies, the counter is gonna start ticking.

Two choices:
One is tricking a kid/parent/adult into staying here into the night which results in a kill

Other is create more "undodgeable" harm traps. Glass of a bottle or anything we can blame on criminal teens.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Fri 25 Mar 2022 05:52:57 No.5206086 Report

Quoted By:

>>5205461
We have to start focusing on making this place more dangerous. Tape/hide a nail or shard of glass on the front door's doorknob so guests cut themselves, kock splinters in wooden tables, etc etc.

We could also do a classic of making the floor wet without putting a wet floor sign there. We can excuse it by saying we totally were gonna put one there.

But if the others want to do that later, I'm content looking on the computer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EGc5rpbC Fri 25 Mar 2022 12:52:04 No.5206218 Report

Quoted By:

>>5205461
Make sure the gate is closed and let's hop onto that computer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/JsKlR/U Fri 25 Mar 2022 14:57:58 No.5206314 Report

Quoted By:

>>5205461
>>5205499
>>5205996
I actually agree with doing this test
If this turns out to be true, that will be one more threat we can understand how to deal with (even if shadow bon hasn't proven to be that much of a problem)
For now let's talk with JJ, maybe play rock paper scissors like >>5206057
Said
Or you know follow the main objective and make this place even more of a health hazard to get that sweet sweet remnant

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7JvYxiIC Fri 25 Mar 2022 15:41:09 No.5206351 Report

Quoted By: >>5206426

>>5205499
after checking the archive i can confirm that the shadow does in fact seem to show up right after we use the computer. this could just be a coincidence, considering that checking the computer tends to be our first action of the night but i agree that the theory is at least worth testing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aWLDolB5 Fri 25 Mar 2022 16:32:03 No.5206389 Report

Quoted By: >>5206392

I don't see how you could draw the conclusion that our computer summons Starbon, he's there all the night until we appease him. The computer is an utter coincidence since we check the computer first thing at night most of the time as it gives us more time to see what we have and talk amongst ourselves about if it's worth it.

The computer only attracts threats that may be physically roaming such as the Canine or the squid from the lake we fucked up last night.
Holding off is a silly measure that shall only waste time in this night where we're free of an actual threat as Foxy is being repaired. We move around enough each night that finding Stardust is never really a concern.
We should check the computer like we always have to see if the special offer this night is worth it then move on to more practical matters, like looking for Stardust, or cleaning the bathroom since there's still some mess in there, or finding our shovel out in the woods and fixing it with some planks of wood and nails, or trying to repair that hole in the side with our wood and nails to reduce the repair costs in the morning.
There are so many things that we could spend our precious time on instead of conducting a pointless "test" on a threat we already have a solid understanding of. If we want to test anything wouldn't observing the Stardust itself be more prudant to see if we can figure out how to predict where it will be? Or if there's any material that could attract it like a magnet does to metal? Those sound like actual academically minded tests that could benefit us instead of just not turning on our crappy PC for 15 minutes and seeing if nothing happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUrnqEYC Fri 25 Mar 2022 16:35:05 No.5206392 Report

Quoted By:

>>5205461
Seconding >>5206389. Chat with JJ too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DP8hmpog Fri 25 Mar 2022 17:02:45 No.5206426 Report

Quoted By:

>>5206351
The stardust always appears inside at least, which is a welcome mercy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MfzMVqqi Fri 25 Mar 2022 18:38:45 No.5206482 Report

Quoted By: >>5206652

Is anyone else still worried about, this... >>5183822 ? I don't think we ever figured out what it all means. Should we use our relative free time tonight to try and explore towards the Lake and see whatever may be coming from there?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YjaaUuNL Fri 25 Mar 2022 21:48:46 No.5206652 Report

Quoted By:

>>5206482
Looks like the hivemind is losing their shit.

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Ghost ID:xcUS8mWf Sat 26 Mar 2022 02:41:39 No.5207131 Report

Quoted By: >>5207305

>>5205218
I am genuinely and truly sorry for the gaps, I did promise 3 updates a week, aside from the COVID times of course.

I'm a Security Guard (the irony isn't lost on me) and it's Spring Break, so I've been a lot more busy than usual. However this is only a half-excuse, I won't lie, the Final Fantasy Remasters have me really, really spending too much time as a Couch Potato on Days Off where I should be doing art stuff.

I'm getting my paperwork for the Quest together, unless something happens expect at least a few updates tomorrow. Gonna try not to rest on my laurels so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6vK1uyOF Sat 26 Mar 2022 04:46:31 No.5207305 Report

Quoted By:

>>5207131
>Security Guard
>Spring Break
Oh God Oh Fuck, a new William Afton form is after Ghost

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Sat 26 Mar 2022 20:01:06 No.5207966 Report

Quoted By: >>5208002 >>5208064

You've had enough time "on the job" to start to piece together a few ideas about the Night. One of which being the strange consistency of the Shadow showing up after using your PC.

You consider not using it, before another portion of the Hive mentions another parallel that could lead to the Hive being over-suspicious, the Shadow also has shown up every Night at around 10PM with very few exceptions. The only variance so far is the time limit given to find the Stardust, and the uncertainty of what happens if you don't find it in time.

You resist the cheeky urge to ask JJ if she'd like to play Paper, Rock, Scissors while booting up the PC. It's going to take a hot minute anyways as it emulates the noise it'd make if Computers could suffer kidney stones.

<inquiry>I don't suppose you have any ideas about the Shadowy monster from last night?

JJ, sitting comfortably in the corner, responds quickly enough, idly handling her broom.

>"Oh, Rockstar Bonnie's Night mode? It's weird, Foxy's and Mr. Hugs' makes sense, but her Night mode practically seems like an alien..."

<inquiry>Think there's any logical way around her aside from the treasure hunts?"

>"I doubt it... From what I figure, Fazbear gives a little in value, then takes back in danger. With the scale usually a tiny bit in their favor..."

She trails off, evidently a bit uneasy insulting her creators even with the knowledge of Remnant and all else.

>"That thing is really loud."

<statement>Luckily we're short a Canine so the noise should be okay...

>"...Canine? Shouldn't it be Vulpes?"

<statement>Which belongs to the subfamily Caninae, so Canine.

One member of the Hive seemed adamant on expressing that.

The Computer boots up, and nothing seems too weird at the Pizzeria itself. Mild evening, no storm or heavy wind... Just crickets and the occasional howl.

You go to check the Daily Special. Oh-

This could be useful!

>Wall-mounted Flashlight(recharges by Day!), attaches to a random Room, allows illumination through the Night! 250 USD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Sat 26 Mar 2022 20:04:14 No.5207973 Report

Quoted By:

Okay, that's certainly some kind of fucked up bird, and I'm not liking what that could stand for. As for the actual daily special?

250 USD is a lot but I do like the concept of having extra visibility. It's gonna set us back for our expansion but I'd say to buy it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w6xROPrV Sat 26 Mar 2022 20:12:36 No.5207985 Report

Quoted By: >>5208002

An owl I think, the message is clear.

Yeah, I'm also voting to buy the flashlight, damn expensive but it should be more than enough worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YjaaUuNL Sat 26 Mar 2022 20:30:24 No.5208002 Report

Quoted By: >>5208017

>>5207966
I vote to buy it
.>>5207985
I am smoothbrained, care to explain?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gdOeAqo9 Sat 26 Mar 2022 20:41:55 No.5208017 Report

Quoted By:

>>5208002
Click on the image.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Sat 26 Mar 2022 20:48:12 No.5208028 Report

Quoted By:

Buy the flashlight, we're gonna do a party tomorrow when the pinball/arcade machine arrives anyway, so we're gonna make enough to get the expansion regardless

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1rrj/46J Sat 26 Mar 2022 21:10:05 No.5208064 Report

Quoted By:

>>5207966
fucken owls man, always cunts in horror.
Definitely seems useful. I'm willing to shill out.

Pizzeria Quest

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Sat 26 Mar 2022 21:27:26 No.5208078 Report

Quoted By: >>5208108 >>5208245 >>5208411 >>5208427 >>5208656 >>5209212 >>5210097

<statement>JJ, take a look at this.

>"Sure thing, Boss. ... Oh! That would help a lot, do you have the money for it?"

<statement>I think I'll have to.

You purchase the Wall-mounted Flashlight for 250 USD, bringing your total to 716 USD.

9 PM strikes and ... not much is going on.

No gurgling from the Stage. No glass shattering, even the creaking of the old wood isn't as loud as usual. Had you not known any better, you'd almost assume this was just a typical wood cabin.

But you know better.

You have the Chain-whip and Friendly the Fire Axe to back you up if things get less peaceful.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YjaaUuNL Sat 26 Mar 2022 22:01:42 No.5208108 Report

Quoted By:

>>5208078
You know, it is really nice having someone around during the night period.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hZh1ceYd Sat 26 Mar 2022 23:41:45 No.5208245 Report

Quoted By:

>>5208078

We seem to have gotten a little breathing room after last night. I think we can afford to just stay here for now, but let's keep our weapons close just in case.

Having JJ around with is... Well, it certainly feels a lot better, having someone sane with us. And it probably helps her, too.

Let's keep her safe, everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Sun 27 Mar 2022 01:19:00 No.5208411 Report

Quoted By: >>5208425

>>5208078
I don't wanna waste time sitting around in here all day. We locate Stardust and ditch the Shadow to it, then we go into the woods with our new axe buddy... and JJ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EGc5rpbC Sun 27 Mar 2022 01:25:57 No.5208425 Report

Quoted By:

>>5208411
I agree with this but I don't think the star dust shows up until the Shadow shows up too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Sun 27 Mar 2022 01:27:00 No.5208427 Report

Quoted By: >>5208439

>>5208078
I still want to burn the midnight hours trying to make this place more dangerous for that SWEET SWEET REMNANT JUICE but I guess everyone else is voting to rest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Sun 27 Mar 2022 01:31:52 No.5208439 Report

Quoted By: >>5208517

>>5208427
I want sabotaging too, but we need to go into the woods more

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Sun 27 Mar 2022 01:52:17 No.5208517 Report

Quoted By:

>>5208439
The woods are cool and we should totally explore them but I do want to sabotage SOMETHING in here by the time the next day starts (like with the rusty nails we have)

We should probably also check to see if our little stunt actually made any remnant to see if this "please we just wanna maim kids not kill them" plan is working in the slightest. The machine will appear if we're looking for it, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y/JtUU2R Sun 27 Mar 2022 02:49:48 No.5208656 Report

Quoted By: >>5208804

>>5208078
I say we go check out the woods for the remains of our Shovel until 10 since that seems to be when Shadow Bon shows up. With the wood nails and hammer we should be able to repair it. We should bring Friendly the fire axe instead of the chain whip with us, I don't think the trees will allow us to get a proper swing of it in there.

(Also Meta but I'm a bit confused, does the wall light automatically turn on during the night or will we have to find and do it ourselves each night? Also I hope we get a good roll and it ends up in the Party Room.)

Ghost

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Ghost ID:xcUS8mWf Sun 27 Mar 2022 03:54:17 No.5208804 Report

Quoted By: >>5208874 >>5208891 >>5208931 >>5208933 >>5209020 >>5209982 >>5209991

>>5208656
The light will function like, drawing inspiration again, Darkwood's lamps.

A room will be rolled for, and much like your flashlight beam exposes what's beneath the dark, a perpetual beam will layer over the room you roll. The process is automatic.

The flashlight, like everything including your weapons and JJ, are not immune to damage, and can be noticed if the enemies in question are intelligent enough to decide it's worth targeting. Not even the iconic, classic Gumball Machine is immune to being targeted.

If for whatever reason the power source (hereto unknown where it is) at Night is damaged, the light goes with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFWUEESF Sun 27 Mar 2022 04:23:24 No.5208874 Report

Quoted By:

>>5208804
Ah that makes sense, well looks like we're safe from having to set it up every night with the only risk being us having to lure away threats if we see or hear them getting too interested in the light. (Would making decisions based on what we can see in another room thanks to the light be considered cheating or metagaming?) At least there doesn't seem to be anything to be worried abou-
>Not even the iconic, classic Gumball Machine is immune to being targeted.
FUCK FUCK FUCK

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:a91u0lRQ Sun 27 Mar 2022 04:41:33 No.5208891 Report

Quoted By:

>>5208804
>Not even the iconic, classic Gumball Machine is immune to being targeted

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wyubL3dm Sun 27 Mar 2022 05:06:14 No.5208931 Report

Quoted By:

>>5208804
>Not even the iconic, classic Gumball Machine is immune to being targeted.
Oh shit oh fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibUvHSt/ Sun 27 Mar 2022 05:07:14 No.5208933 Report

Quoted By:

>>5208804
>Not even the iconic, classic Gumball Machine is immune to being targeted
GUMBALL-KUN, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RHm/78r5 Sun 27 Mar 2022 07:30:28 No.5209020 Report

Quoted By:

>>5208804
We must defend the gumball machine with our lives.

Ghost

Ghost ID:ophUICH6 Sun 27 Mar 2022 12:37:21 No.5209106 Report

Quoted By:

>Would making decisions based on what we can see in another room thanks to the light be considered cheating or metagaming?

Given the decision to purchase it, this is one of those cases of isolating game play and story, it can be assumed that if the light catches it, the Unit is wired to perceive the illuminated image, much like a single camera with the benefit that you don't have to access it at a monitor.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sun 27 Mar 2022 14:59:20 No.5209181 Report

Quoted By:

Sometimes I wonder what things would be like if we had chosen Ennard, the Marionette or Ballora. Then I remember the trouble Foxy alone gives us and shudder at the thought. I imagine none would leave our gumballs unmolested such as Foxy and Mr Hugs has, for which we can only be grateful for.

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sun 27 Mar 2022 15:25:09 No.5209212 Report

Quoted By: >>5209888

>>5208078
We should be safer tonight with the Canine being away. I wonder if the people repairing Foxy have any protocols or are even aware of the nightmodes, perhaps Fazbear generously gave them something to suppress them, and not us.
We should go outside with JJ to the playground and try to cut up a lower rung of the jungle gym, on the other side so it's not right next to our first trap. We should keep an eye on the Woods as we do so, sure we've heard nothing so far from anything big like the octopus from last night but there's probably something just as deadly waiting for us to relax entirely...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Mon 28 Mar 2022 03:51:47 No.5209888 Report

Quoted By: >>5209970 >>5210097

>>5209212
what do they even get out of the animatronics having night modes?

Easy ways to kill after night for those who stay?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 28 Mar 2022 05:57:28 No.5209970 Report

Quoted By:

>>5209888
I think shit's just ghosts and monsters dude.

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 28 Mar 2022 06:15:18 No.5209982 Report

Quoted By:

>>5208804
>Not even the iconic, classic Gumball Machine is immune to being targeted.
JJ just got a new partner in the "Must Viciously Defend With Our Lives" Club.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IaaU29s4 Mon 28 Mar 2022 06:31:21 No.5209991 Report

Quoted By:

>>5208804
>Not even the iconic, classic Gumball Machine is immune to being targeted.
We will defend the Gumball machine as if we were defending the lord himself. That machine will not be harmed. If it does then... prepare the napalm!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Mon 28 Mar 2022 10:14:08 No.5210097 Report

Quoted By: >>5210118

>>5209888
Possibly an unintended-yet-beneficial side effect? If they kill the "owner" of whichever local Fazbear chain that would just be extra remnant or something, considering that we are just several dudes rolled up into one.

While corporate seems to have all of this soul/pain-harvesting nonsense down-pat, I suspect that there are many aspects of this supernatural mortal-coil business that even they may not fully understand.

>>5208078
Would the rest of the hive like to remain asleep to regain more health? I forget if there is any way of indicating how much we have, but if we are feeling confident in our current vigor may I suggest exploring the nearby woods for supplies and potential resources?

Aside from my own suggestion: exploring our own pizzeria at night may be easier now that The Canine is gone.

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 28 Mar 2022 10:44:48 No.5210118 Report

Quoted By: >>5210133 >>5210891

>>5210097
We're almost at full health at 8 HP, resting right now wouldn't be a good use of time. Like you said exploring would be a better use of our time.
As this is the start of the night I think we'd get some use out of remembering this map one of us mentally sorted out around the start of the week. It's a bit outdated as we've already killed the Smiler but it does give us a good mentally list of locations. I don't think we ever fully cleared out the shed, we might have, but to my memory we only got ourselves some of the wood that was in there and not the tools.
Our time may be well spent transferring any remaining supplies in there to our pizzeria or exploring for other points of interest as tonight is relatively calm and Stardust doesn't seem to appear until Starbon shows up with the warning so searching for it is kind of pointless right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RHm/78r5 Mon 28 Mar 2022 11:22:05 No.5210133 Report

Quoted By: >>5210137

>>5210118
We could check the remnant machine to see if the minor injuries we inflicted got us anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 28 Mar 2022 11:32:44 No.5210137 Report

Quoted By:

>>5210133
That is a good idea. I don't know how we look for it besides just sort of "wanting" to find it as it disappeared into the ground last we left it. Perhaps if we walk to the shed with the desire to check on it it will appear? Or do we have to go back to where we last found it?
Either way checking to see if our plan worked would be nice, last we saw it was hovering between 0 and 1 with only the four options right? The only clear instructions were the 2nd and 3rd with the first being some form of foresight for Remnant which doesn't seem that appealing as we've managed to deal with all threats with no warning needed so far and the last being the option we were warned by Skin is not needed and what Fazbear wants. As they weren't listening in to the specifics of that call if we don't use the last option they won't be able to unplug us as to their eyes we were not made aware of that option.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 28 Mar 2022 13:20:54 No.5210168 Report

Quoted By: >>5210179

Another idea, provided we're lucky and the night stays quiet without the Canine prowling about, is later on we spend an hour or two practicing repetitive actions such as running or moving our arms and hands or we can practice swinging the chains swinging the chains our knife whip around so the hive can get more fluid at moving and hopefully improve our range of motion beyond a 70 year old geriatric.

Provided the night doesn't go to shit as soon as we step outside the office of course, just wanted to propose stuff to do as we've cleaned the place pretty well recently.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Mon 28 Mar 2022 13:49:42 No.5210179 Report

Quoted By: >>5210187

>>5210168
Yeah, after we check the remnant hole to see if our little stunt did anything, we should probably try doing that. Our body has been one of our biggest limitators

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 28 Mar 2022 14:04:57 No.5210187 Report

Quoted By:

>>5210179
My thoughts as well, I wanted to propose that and bring up the map just to make sure that the rest of the hive knows that we're not just limited to resting all night and now that the Canine is gone for a night we might as well take advantage of stuff we haven't been able to do stuck inside or defending the pizzeria all night the last two nights.
Although as always we should keep JJ close no matter what we do, don't want her having a breakdown stuck somewhere listening to the horrific sounds of the night while we fuck around with our chain whip or something.

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Tue 29 Mar 2022 00:54:38 No.5210759 Report

Quoted By: >>5210849 >>5210891 >>5210924 >>5210982 >>5211045 >>5211061 >>5211212

You give consideration to more Rest, it'd be a bit safer with JJ keeping watch but...

This is a rare chance to navigate the Pizzeria freely. At least for now. Provided you keep close enough to deal with the Shadow when it decides to show up, this could be a great chance to get a feel for what's around you.

You hurt a kid a bit today by intent. Not by a lot, but... it was something right?

<statement>We should take a look at the Remnant Machine outside, and see if it's filled at all from the injured child.

JJ's head tilts slightly.

>"I don't think that really counts for much, but it's not impossible..."

<statement>This Unit would benefit from the exercise all the same.

>"You um... do realize robots don't have muscles, right?

...

>"That was a joke, right?"

<statement>Absolutely.
-The Unit lies.

Corporate said to visit the Remnant Machine, the Hive merely had to think about it, and the mini-cavern to it would just 'appear'.

You walk to the Play Area outside, and attempt just that.

<statement>... Remnant hole...?

!!!

Almost instantly, the ground rattles with enough force you nearly fall and JJ gives a tinny yelp. Some of the Hive does as well, as the grass and dirt caves into itself at a rapid pace, recreating the same hole in less than a minute. Even the unsettling glow has started to filter from the darkness.

JJ gives a weak laugh.

>"This doesn't seem like something your Animatronics should get directly involved in. Unless you need me, I'll keep watch up here..."

You don't intend to be down there long, so you give her a slow nod and make the short, short journey down yet again. The machine lies in wait, huffing slightly in the eerily lit ‘room’.

... It was about halfway between Zero and One the first time you saw it.

Now it’s roughly three-quarter to One?

Well, it’s something.

Oh, who is most of the Hive kidding.

The Wood attacked yesterday with extreme force, and the idea that more will start coming for your Pizzeria without Remnant to stop it, is one of the only truths you think Corporate has given you.

<profanity>Damn.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hZh1ceYd Tue 29 Mar 2022 02:42:32 No.5210849 Report

Quoted By:

>>5210759

<Immense Frustration>

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Tue 29 Mar 2022 03:26:30 No.5210891 Report

Quoted By:

>>5210759
Okay. Well shit. Looks like we'll need to up our game. Let's press the strengthening button, it won't do anything but perhaps it will give us an idea of just how much we'll actually need rather than the vague description scribbled on it?
After that let's try touching some of the symbols on the walls of the hole before we leave, they might do something.
Once we get out of this hole, assuming Star Bon doesn't immediately hit us with the classic silly prank of "Two HOuRS" I believe we should check in on the puppets home in the woods he should be around here >>5210118 if memory serves, every interaction we've had with him has been beneficial with him giving us gifts and it's been a while since we've seen him. Make sure we keep JJ close as we go through the woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Tue 29 Mar 2022 04:08:36 No.5210924 Report

Quoted By: >>5210937 >>5210941

>>5210759
we don't got the swings anymore... coulda weakened one so a kid would go flying at some point...

The only real way to make this happen is to capture an adult or kid... or start getting alcohol over here and hope the adults crash with the kid or something...

It's hard to get a kid without a parent finding out... If one of the animatronics had a capture system, it might have worked.

Ghost

Ghost ID:xcUS8mWf Tue 29 Mar 2022 04:21:36 No.5210937 Report

Quoted By: >>5210938

>>5210924
Reminder from Day 5:

> Added to your Computer browser is a section for Fun, New Equipment that may assist with the hard Work and Passion needed to carry out this Work! If those don’t interest you, we’ve also sent you a special code to speak to any of your Animatronics, and they can handle that stressful Job for you!

‘DISMANTLE 13.05.99-’

>Tell any of your Robots that catch phrase and you’ll be at the Top of your Game while they handle the ‘Dirty Work’! But... the other Guests will notice, so be aware of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Tue 29 Mar 2022 04:22:25 No.5210938 Report

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>>5210937
that's kill... doesn't really explain if they can do it discretely.

If we can isolate a kid, then using that makes sense.

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Tue 29 Mar 2022 04:24:01 No.5210941 Report

Quoted By: >>5211046 >>5212254

>>5210924
The only animatronic that could of had that is the 7ft female clown that most likely would have had a horrific night mode, let's hope Corporate isn't sadistic enough to offer her for purchase in the future, many of the hive would fall for the allure of big clown lady. We do still have one way to explicitly get a kid got without ourselves being blamed, that being the code, the industry code Alex. that Corporate gave us that will make an animatronic hurt them, and it is an unpleasant but not unfortunate for us reality that Foxy has a sort of "reputation" for doing such things if we HAD to make one animatronic do so.
If we do have to resort to killing children an option is to lead several into our office while we've thrown a party via lurking by the door to the Party Room and saying we have a special brand new animatronic that only throws parties for extra special kids like themselves to any kids that wander to that side of the room away from sight of any parents. We may have to throw a tiny party with cake to properly distract them and give us the element of surprise to dispose of multiple at once.

It's a harsh decision but it's becoming a bit obvious that any method of accidental maiming we have available to us right now that can be framed as someone else is limited. It might get easier with the expansion and more space to sabotage but right now we're kind of tied.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zdtEo/cW Tue 29 Mar 2022 05:28:31 No.5210982 Report

Quoted By: >>5210985

>>5210759
Man let's just get the fucking poison candy
If corporate put it in the list we can buy then it probably will work and worst case is we will have to buy some money

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Tue 29 Mar 2022 05:31:26 No.5210985 Report

Quoted By:

>>5210982
>worst case is we will have to buy some money
ANON NO, THE FAZBUCKS ARE A SCAM!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ge8PGy0P Tue 29 Mar 2022 07:16:33 No.5211045 Report

Quoted By:

>>5210759
How disappointing...

We aren't being hounded for stardust just yet so let's try to explore the woods and maybe visit the puppet? Keep JJ close though, there's probably still creepy crawlies lurking around at night even if the squid screaming in pain last night scared them off for a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RHm/78r5 Tue 29 Mar 2022 07:25:21 No.5211046 Report

Quoted By: >>5211049 >>5211067

>>5210941
>many of the hive would fall for the allure of big clown lady.
Guilty.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KRSbVm+l Tue 29 Mar 2022 07:36:15 No.5211049 Report

Quoted By: >>5211067

>>5211046
I mean, to be fair... She Big.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Tue 29 Mar 2022 07:56:44 No.5211061 Report

Quoted By: >>5211074

>>5210759
Okay, so this proves we don't got to kill at least. We can get away with no kid killing. That should be a cause for celebration to the more moral types.

Aside from that, we should check out the funny White Thing/Puppet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Tue 29 Mar 2022 08:11:24 No.5211067 Report

Quoted By:

>>5211046
>>5211049

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Tue 29 Mar 2022 08:20:31 No.5211074 Report

Quoted By:

>>5211061
Yep. We can succeed with no killing it seems but it'll be hard and the wood doesn't want to make it any less appealing, I'm surprised honestly, one day a kid tripped over some broken glass and completely liquefied their eyeballs but now that we want injuries these brats are suddenly safer than if they were in a padded cell.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Tue 29 Mar 2022 12:51:35 No.5211212 Report

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>>5210759
Go sabotage more! Its safer to head into the woods AFTER we clear the Shadow's stardust check

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Wed 30 Mar 2022 01:25:09 No.5211881 Report

Quoted By: >>5211883 >>5212730

Why don’t we try to get Mr Hugs to maul someone?
A. It would keep us from using foxy, who’s both a fan favorite and most likely out of all the bots to just kill someone
B. Hugs night mode is a pretty constant pain in the ass for us to work around, not to mention the never ending floor repairs
C. The whole idea of a vacuum cleaner trying to maul a kid is kinda funny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Wed 30 Mar 2022 01:26:14 No.5211883 Report

Quoted By: >>5212229

>>5211881
Also D. We need the remnant, booby traps don’t seem to be cutting it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibUvHSt/ Wed 30 Mar 2022 03:45:30 No.5212087 Report

Quoted By: >>5212150 >>5212162

I think we might be underestimating Corporate's ability to cover things up. It's quite likely we'll be able to knock off a few kids before people start catching on to things.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Wed 30 Mar 2022 04:42:06 No.5212150 Report

Quoted By: >>5212201 >>5212562

>>5212087
I think making ludicrous situations would actually help the coverup. Causing someone to get hurt/killed under incredibly weird and bizarre circumstances, the sort you’d read in a conspiracy theory

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qcrJrlTy Wed 30 Mar 2022 04:51:32 No.5212162 Report

Quoted By: >>5212167 >>5212175 >>5212201 >>5212229

>>5212087
In my opinion the main problem ain't just the media or some angry parents, but the supernatural fuckery of FNAF's universe. So we start to kill kids now we have their pissed off spirits going against us, or possessing the animatronics and making them going even more wack and actively go for us, or messing our shit and making us more of an easy target hell they could even try to posses our robot body, get too much child spirit goop on us and now our main body is possessed and we might ending to roll for who gets the reigns in our actions between the hive or dead kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibUvHSt/ Wed 30 Mar 2022 04:57:02 No.5212167 Report

Quoted By: >>5212175 >>5212263

>>5212162
>Implying all murdered kids turn into ghosts.
So long as we bury/burn the body, we should be fine. Another option would be to feed the body to the Forest Creatures, supernatural and otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Wed 30 Mar 2022 05:03:24 No.5212175 Report

Quoted By: >>5212189

>>5212167
>>5212162
Or we just
Don’t kill ‘em
They don’t need all those fingers anyways…

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibUvHSt/ Wed 30 Mar 2022 05:07:42 No.5212189 Report

Quoted By:

>>5212175
>Don’t kill ‘em
Sure, buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dAT8na/2 Wed 30 Mar 2022 05:15:12 No.5212201 Report

Quoted By:

>>5212150
>>5212162
I like your styles.

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 30 Mar 2022 05:57:54 No.5212229 Report

Quoted By: >>5212263

>>5211883
A point I have against that is that we haven't tried to many booby traps yet, we've come up with a lot of fun traps so far we just haven't had any time to implement them, one cut hand added a bit of Remnant to the machine for us, if we could get around the plan of gouging the wood of some of the tables and chairs it could all add up to a decent supply. I'm not against us killing but I feel bad dismissing the ideas we had for Remnant collection without it just to get Mr Hugs to kill someone, I like Mr Hugs you know.

>>5212162
A point I have against that is we don't know any kids or people we kill will turn into ghosts at all and the fear that they could make any of the animatronics worse is silly, what are they going to do? Make Starbon slap us? It's based on nothing but fear at that point. Also even if the ghost did possess us, it's 1 against 100. You think a vengeful child can work against the sheer idiocy and autism of 100 desperate people willing to work in a Circled Jerk (PATENT PENDING)
(Also meta but you're assuming this works JUST like FNAF like many thought the Woods worked JUST like Darkwood. As long as there's no robot stuffing or leaving the dead body around a machine it won't usually possess anything in FNAF. The worst we could get is we bury them out in the woods and the next night it possesses a monster and comes for us. A monster from the woods coming after us for no good reason, what else is new?)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Wed 30 Mar 2022 06:56:15 No.5212254 Report

Quoted By: >>5212258

>>5210941
Corporate is probably gleefully watching and waiting for us to start our child murder spree for MOAR POWAAAAAAAH to fight the Wood.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 30 Mar 2022 07:02:06 No.5212258 Report

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>>5212254
According to Skin they want us to use the last option on the Remnant machine to fight the wood. So long as we don't press that one Corporate gets nothing from us aside from a profitable business venture because the hive is so savvy and good at our jobs.
Honestly the only option that seems worth it right now on the Remnant machine is the strengthening ourselves option, if we get enough for two rounds of that we'll be golden, maybe literally. Although I don't see the harm in using it beyond twice...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Wed 30 Mar 2022 07:08:22 No.5212263 Report

Quoted By: >>5212265 >>5212266

>>5212167
>>5212229
>Implying all murdered kids turn into ghosts.
>A point I have against that is we don't know any kids or people we kill will turn into ghosts at all and the fear that they could make any of the animatronics worse is silly, what are they going to do?
This is FNAF. Every child killed in this franchise has ended up possessing SOMETHING in some form. As for whether total obliteration prevents possession, I doubt it. Reminder that Afton stuffed the kids bodies into the bots AFTER he gutted them, and if the phone call in night q of the first game is anything to go by, the crossbeams and wires in those suits would utterly pulverize a human body beyond repair. The kids still took them over.

But more to the point, they can do a lot to fuck with us if they start possessing shit. They can actually make the animatronics start gunning for us specifically instead of the Canine just roaming around and being a problem if we get too close, or Hugs just vomiting acid everywhere. Or we could be unfortunate enough to get something like the Phantoms popping up, making our nights worse even if they don't harm us since they could obscure something that COULD. Or they could just generally fuck around with any available tech in the pizzeria.

Worst case, we get a Shadow Freddy or Shadow Bonnie/RWQFSFASXC on our asses, which will probably fuck us over entirely. And in the absolute worst case, one of the kids ends up becoming something like Golden Freddy and the Hive gets to enjoy a nice long trip into animatronic hell for all eternity. And before somebody says "why would that happen there's no Fredy suit", Afton's youngest became Golden Freddy when he wasn't anywhere near a Freddy costume beyond the one that pretty much broke his skull like a shotgun shell breaks Old Yeller's; I don't think how they manifest gives a fuck about distance or logic. And RXQ can show up so long as there's high concentrations of Remnant in an area per Special Delivery.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibUvHSt/ Wed 30 Mar 2022 07:12:12 No.5212265 Report

Quoted By: >>5212271

>>5212263
If we feed the bodies to the supernatural creatures of the forest, ala the grinner, that ought to take care of any lost souls.

I'm not saying we SHOULD kill kids, I'm just trying to be realistic about out options.

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 30 Mar 2022 07:20:20 No.5212266 Report

Quoted By: >>5212267 >>5212271

>>5212263
Only because of stuffing them into the animatronics, every possession has been to an animatronic that killed them or was physically close to them when they were brought back. The Canine already has a ghost in him so he's not free real estate so there's no worries for him and Mr Hugs is Mr Hugs, one of the least dangerous animatronics since a slight incline could stop him dead.
As for a shadow or phantom. Tell it to join the club, we already got a shadow bonnie on our asses thanks to our resident rabbit.
I really think we're being way too scared of ghosts when we have monsters actually out there trying to kill us. Strengthening ourselves via Remnant would enable us to fight against the supernatural even better if they were real, don't you agree?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibUvHSt/ Wed 30 Mar 2022 07:22:21 No.5212267 Report

Quoted By: >>5212270

>>5212266
I still think we should set some traps in the woods. It'll help deal with the monsters that live there, and hey, maybe a kid'll walk into one and get us some free remnant.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 30 Mar 2022 07:26:30 No.5212270 Report

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>>5212267
Not a bad idea, we would need to get some supplies such as finding and repairing our broken shovel and taking anything left in the shed and transferring it to our pizzeria. There's also always the chance the puppet could give us another helpful gift such as the flashlight or the cat doll.
Or cold hard cash, it's always nice to find that in one of the gifts, no idea where it gets it though.
Actually what did we end up doing with the cat doll? I think we kind of forgot about it after we went all Willy's Wonderland on The Smiler in our bathroom.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Wed 30 Mar 2022 07:26:47 No.5212271 Report

Quoted By: >>5212272 >>5212280 >>5212568

>>5212265
That or we simply give the Wood a powerboost.

Killing kids is horrible, but I'm well aware that we're being backed into a corner here and that the option may very well seriously have to be considered if we want to 1) fight the Wood and 2) keep Corporate from pulling the plug on us. I'm just also pointing out that if we DO go through with it, we'll also have to do with the very real possibility of having dead kids who having a ridiculous sliding powerscale lingering about the place and wanting us dead or the excess Remnant drawing worse entities to the pizzeria, possibly both.

>>5212266
Again, Golden Freddy was nowhere near to the pizzeria or the bot that fucked him up when he passed (he was stuck in a hospital). Distance doesn't really matter.

>The Canine already has a ghost in him so he's not free real estate so there's no worries for him
There's at least one example in the franchise of multiple souls inhabiting the same vessel. Two, if you take that one Candy Cadet story from PS literally and assume that Ennard/Molten Freddy/the Blob found and assimilated the souls of the original dead kids. So this isn't really a surefire protection.

>Strengthening ourselves via Remnant would enable us to fight against the supernatural even better if they were real, don't you agree?
It would, but ignoring the ethical concerns, adding MORE problems to our already assaulted pizzeria seems unwise. Also because we've already been told we don't need to resort to what Corporate wants us to do in order to fight back.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/rquiIBE Wed 30 Mar 2022 07:31:16 No.5212272 Report

Quoted By: >>5212275 >>5212280

>>5212271
>ignoring the ethical concerns
Well, we are a company man. Bot. That's basically what we were made to do what with the whole tearing our minds away and implanting it into a soulless and frankly subpar metal body thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Wed 30 Mar 2022 07:33:36 No.5212275 Report

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>>5212272
Yes, and Faz Corp is absolutely evil for doing that. Even ignoring the whole "either murder children for us and harvest their liquefied essence or we quite literally unplug you" thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 30 Mar 2022 07:39:22 No.5212280 Report

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>>5212271
Golden Freddy wasn't anywhere near the boy when he died yes, but he did kill him. Distance shouldn't matter in the case of animatronics responsible for the death, but all others that didn't kill the children that possessed them were merely in close contact with them as they came back. There's an observable pattern.

Corporate wants us to use the last option on the machine specifically. Harvesting Remnant for strengthening ourselves would benefit us while also avoiding doing what they want in a way that let's us skirt around an unplugging since they weren't listening into the call with Skin. They know they told us to harvest some Remnant and use it for our protection, they don't know that we've been warned off of the last option on the machine, meaning if we don't use it we'll not have gone against their orders. If there's one thing Corporate should have been careful about, it's their specific wording.

>>5212272
I happen to think our new body is... Manageable? Okay it sucks, but we can make it better with some dedicated practice of our coordinated movements! Maybe some soul juice too, give us a new coat of paint.

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 30 Mar 2022 09:03:42 No.5212313 Report

Quoted By: >>5212553 >>5212746 >>5216665

Since we'll be hunting for it soon I wanted to draw this out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Wed 30 Mar 2022 17:17:17 No.5212553 Report

Quoted By:

>>5212313
Fuckin lmao, good work anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 30 Mar 2022 17:32:19 No.5212562 Report

Quoted By: >>5212565 >>5212735

>>5212150
So what you're saying is, we need a giant anvil, a stick, and a piece of string...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Wed 30 Mar 2022 17:37:33 No.5212565 Report

Quoted By:

>>5212562
And either a rotisserie chicken or a birthday cake to act as bait

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Wed 30 Mar 2022 17:42:55 No.5212568 Report

Quoted By: >>5212576

>>5212271
>That or we simply give the Wood a powerboost.
I noticed that the White Thing looks a lot like the security puppet. Considering Charlie's autistic fury in response to when Silly Willy Afton iced only five (5) kids, I wonder if The White Thing would likewise stop being helpful to us if we too start directly murdering kids.

On another note, I now question whether the creatures from The Wood and The White Thing can be considered a faction, or if they are different entities/collectives entirely. Not really a suggestion, just food for thought I guess, though it was the rationale behind the non-remnant trapper ideas earlier. I'm wary of the possibility that our direct involvement may worsen our relationship with a potential ally.

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 30 Mar 2022 17:55:50 No.5212576 Report

Quoted By: >>5212632 >>5215831

>>5212568
I don't believe the denizens of The Wood, or at least not many of them are a solidified force working together. Based upon The Smiler, The White Thing, and The Squid they all seem to be just creatures drawn to or simply prowling around this place. It's hard to imagine The Squid, which seem pretty fleshy, working with something as plush as this thing.
As it stands we really have no clue what might upset The White Thing. All we know for sure is that it's friendly, we have literally zero other information about it, like most of the odd creatures lurking about.
Speaking of weird creatures. we probably should have pocketed a few of the organs from The Smiler before flushing him actually to see if they were just normal ones but mini or had any weird properties.
I would like to propose we keep around any parts we obtain from creatures of The Wood we fight off in the future. You never know what throwing them into the jar on the Remnant machine will do.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gW2vxO52 Wed 30 Mar 2022 18:31:26 No.5212632 Report

Quoted By: >>5212738

>>5212576
I hate that little bastard. At least we smashed the fluffy fuck to pieces.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:25u799Ry Wed 30 Mar 2022 19:15:27 No.5212730 Report

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>>5211881
>The whole idea of a vacuum cleaner trying to maul a kid is kinda funny

It gonna suck the kid's organs from their faces.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:25u799Ry Wed 30 Mar 2022 19:18:53 No.5212735 Report

Quoted By:

>>5212562
Or the biggest mouse trap (the spring trap type oddly) with a cheese cube on it.
The spring is rated to crush bears in twine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:25u799Ry Wed 30 Mar 2022 19:20:23 No.5212738 Report

Quoted By: >>5212748

>>5212632
Sucks we flushed and threw away the blood and stuff. suppose to feed that into the machine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:25u799Ry Wed 30 Mar 2022 19:23:03 No.5212746 Report

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>>5212313
Starbon has got a stardust problem.
Bet that nightmode starbon will fly into a junkie rage when we don't find it in time.

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 30 Mar 2022 19:23:25 No.5212748 Report

Quoted By:

>>5212738
Something to keep in mind for the future as it might help with the Remnant problem. Although in his case there wasn't much left to throw in anyway I suppose.

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Wed 30 Mar 2022 23:54:48 No.5213088 Report

Quoted By: >>5213089 >>5213092 >>5213111

Frustration is a very simple concept, and it's currently rampant in the Hive. Admittedly some glass on a slide and a gutted pipe in a Jungle Gym wasn't likely to maul anyone, but it could have at least got some more non-lethal bloodshed.

In anger you kick the damn thing and it doesn't so much as dent. Curious, you push against it with your leg, the Remnant machine doesn't so much as budge, as though it goes under the ground it's set on like some sort of root or tombstone.

Weird.

Disappointed, you leave the Remnant Cavern, and as soon as you do, with a similar rumble it closes off as though it never existed. JJ still startles a bit.

>"Did you find uh... Remnant weapons or whatever it is you need?"

<statement>No. But while we're out here, I need to handle some business.

There’s no real benefit involving JJ in what’s to come.

<statement>Keep watch on the Wood for a while please.

>"Uh... okay Sir, it'll be 10PM in a bit though..."

<statement>We're aware.

You're pretty sure JJ is aware of the reason you're keeping her eyes away. It's time to step up your game.

You have Nails, coppery and rusty. Beyond that, you have a full box of them. A starting point.

You get to work, the slide is thin enough... Halfway down, you hammer Nails in from the bottom, so they extend about a half inch above the slope. Four of them would be enough to blame on other kids being assholes. Of course, you couldn't really talk to their parents anyways... Corporate would likely handle that part for you.

At least they're good for something.

If you had a shovel, you could make a less lethal spike trap, fill it with a handful of Nails and glass shards and cover it with something but... It'd be time consuming and you're still down a quality shovel.

The Jungle Gym is the next on the list. No longer, the profane side of the Hive states, 'fucking around', you work it twofold.

The first is simple but honest. All those cleaning supplies come with a lot of slick, slippery cleaning chemicals. Towards the very top where the fall would be the most likely to break a leg, you soak the bars liberally.

Luckily your Unit is tall, trying to scale this thing would likely kill you.

The second is a bit more extreme. The sharp divots got a bit of blood for you today, but not enough.

However, they also taught the Hive something important. The cheapness of the bars makes them remarkably easy to penetrate. It takes some angling but...

Six nails, each now driven forward like daggers through various higher bars, just begging for a palm to grab them too hard.

Just as you admire your handiwork, the rasp doesn’t catch you off guard;

>FouR HOURS... NeED...

JJ is looking at the Shadow growing behind you from near the hole leading into the Kitchen. She keeps a wary distance while approaching you.

>”Every Night, huh? What a strange Night Mode...”

Pizzeria Quest

Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Wed 30 Mar 2022 23:55:49 No.5213089 Report

Quoted By: >>5213111 >>5213145

>>5213088
<statement>It’s incredibly annoying.

>”What happens if you don’t get--”

<interruption>We don’t know and don’t intend to find out.

It is true, you don’t know what happens if you fail to find that damn Space Glitter, it could be horrible.

Yet it’s hard for some of the Hive not to be pissed off at the time that’ll be lost that could be spent exploring the Wood or further trapping the Pizzeria.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Wed 30 Mar 2022 23:58:42 No.5213092 Report

Quoted By:

>>5213088
>"Let's go on a magical Stardust hunting adventure!"

Alright, let's go inside, that's usually where this junk is. Tell JJ to keep an eye out on anything that looks glittery.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 31 Mar 2022 00:14:29 No.5213111 Report

Quoted By: >>5213170

>>5213088
>>5213089
Well we certainly made the playground less healthy and safe. Also intriguing to know that the Remnant machine is rooted into the ground, if we can find and repair the shovel later it might lead us to some interesting mechanisms below if we dig around it while we're in the hole.

Okay, with JJ here to help and no prowling Canine we should be able to search the pizzeria much quicker than other nights. Let's tell JJ to tell us if she sees any floating light particles in a room then head through the front and fan out so we go to the bathroom while JJ searches the kitchen, if we don't find it let's head through the hallway to the office.
It's never been outside the pizzeria but if it is we might be in trouble. There's only two locations of interest outside here we know off and if it isn't at those we'll have to stumble around the unexplored parts of the Wood...
We should also warn JJ that if she does find Stardust first not to touch it, so far Starbon has been the only one to interact with it and since it's stuck to our back we have no clue if it won't just atomize JJ for poking it.

I also advocate for complaining about the harsh time limits Starbon puts on us. That fucking dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hZh1ceYd Thu 31 Mar 2022 00:40:41 No.5213145 Report

Quoted By:

>>5213089

Alright alright, let's deal with this. JJ can probably help, I just hope she can see the stardust too. No reason she can't, but I still worry.

Either way, let's be quick about it. We don't have to worry about the Canine tonight so this'll go a lot faster.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Thu 31 Mar 2022 01:01:27 No.5213170 Report

Quoted By:

>>5213111
+1
THEN we head into the woods with our loyal sidekick with us

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Thu 31 Mar 2022 01:37:27 No.5213214 Report

Quoted By:

The time limit is a bit shorter than usual, you doubt there's rhyme or reason to it, the Shadow definitely isn't a talker...

<insultt>You suck.

>"Sir...?"

<statement>Not you, that.

You gesture to the Shadow, and JJ nods.

>"Oh, that makes a lot more sense."

You enter into the Pizzeria through the ruined Kitchen Window and Door. It'd be great not to have your Pizzeria full open to the Wood one day.

Maybe with an Expansion? It's a good dream at least.

<statement>Same mission as last night, find the sparkles.

>"Oh-okay? So just grab them or...?"

<statement>No, do not touch them, they may explode or fill you with ghosts or something.

>"... Ha ha, okay then-"

<statement>If you see them, make us aware, the Shadow will consume them.

>"So should I follow you or...?"

<statement>If you can check the Pantry, we'll check the Bathroom.

>"... That Pantry?"

She points seven feet away to the Pantry at the back of the Kitchen.

<statement>Yes, if it's empty, keep a look-

>"It's not in there."

JJ had already opened the Pantry, showcasing the expected darkness.

>"Should I follow you then or do you want me to keep an eye outside?"

<statement>Check the Party Room and hold the fort, the Bathroom still needs checking.

>"Yes, sir!"

Giving a small salute, she stands by the Kitchen Door-arch, and--

>BLLRRRRR--RRRRGGHH

Acid splashes into the floor as you get a look at the very beginning of the Vacuum's vomiting. Smoke rises from the acidic burns.

...

<statement>I won't leave you alone for long.

You pat the hat of your wooden assistant, and move around the splattering black mess into the Restroom. You gaze around the dusty walls to the sink and...

... Nothing.

Just the usual gross, but not lethal toilet.

...

Something feels... Wrong.

...

Something definitely feels wrong about the Bathroom. But you cannot put a finger on why.

<statement, followed by request>The Restroom is empty, JJ, could you come here?

>"And leave the acid pit? With relish, Sir!"

JJ does the closest you've seen to her sprinting as she enters the Restroom. Keeping to the corner given the tiny size of the room, you ask her.

<inquiry>Does... anything feel strange in here?

>"Aside from two robots looking for magic powder in a Bathroom, no."

<statement>Okay, no need for the sass.

...

<statement>You're technically correct though.

She seems earnest. Why the Hell does it feel so weird in here...?

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Thu 31 Mar 2022 01:39:31 No.5213219 Report

Quoted By: >>5213233 >>5213237 >>5213241 >>5213355 >>5213366 >>5213397 >>5213557 >>5213807 >>5215831 >>5218819

The time limit is a bit shorter than usual, you doubt there's rhyme or reason to it, the Shadow definitely isn't a talker...

<insult>You suck.

>"Sir...?"

<statement>Not you, that.

You gesture to the Shadow, and JJ nods.

>"Oh, that makes a lot more sense."

You enter into the Pizzeria through the ruined Kitchen Window and Door. It'd be great not to have your Pizzeria fully open to the Wood one day.

Maybe with an Expansion? It's a good dream at least.

<statement>Same mission as last night, find the sparkles.

>"Oh-okay? So just grab them or...?"

<statement>No, do not touch them, they may explode or fill you with ghosts or something.

>"... Ha ha, okay then-"

<statement>If you see them, make us aware, the Shadow will consume them.

>"So should I follow you or...?"

<statement>If you can check the Pantry, we'll check the Bathroom.

>"... That Pantry?"

She points seven feet away to the Pantry at the back of the Kitchen.

<statement>Yes, if it's empty, keep a look-

>"It's not in there."

JJ had already opened the Pantry, showcasing the expected darkness.

>"Should I follow you then or do you want me to keep an eye outside?"

<statement>Check the Party Room and hold the fort, the Bathroom still needs checking.

>"Yes, sir!"

Giving a small salute, she stands by the Kitchen Door-arch, and--

>BLLRRRRR--RRRRGGHH

Acid splashes into the floor as you get a look at the very beginning of the Vacuum's vomiting. Smoke rises from the acidic burns.

...

<statement>I won't leave you alone for long.

You pat the hat of your wooden assistant, and move around the splattering black mess into the Restroom. You gaze around the dusty walls to the sink and...

... Nothing.

Just the usual gross, but not lethal toilet.

...

Something feels... Wrong.

...

Something definitely feels wrong about the Bathroom. But you cannot put a finger on why.

<statement, followed by request>The Restroom is empty, JJ, could you come here?

>"And leave the acid pit? With relish, Sir!"

JJ does the closest you've seen to her sprinting as she enters the Restroom. Keeping to the corner given the tiny size of the room, you ask her.

<inquiry>Does... anything feel strange in here?

>"Aside from two robots looking for magic powder in a Bathroom, no."

<statement>Okay, no need for the sass.

...

<statement>You're technically correct though.

She seems earnest. Why the Hell does it feel so weird in here...?

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 31 Mar 2022 01:47:25 No.5213233 Report

Quoted By: >>5215831

>>5213219
Oh... Oh we shouldn't have flushed the Smiler's remains down the toilet...
Flush the toilet and hall ass to the hallway! I think I see Stardust there and we need to close the gate right now!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Thu 31 Mar 2022 01:53:41 No.5213237 Report

Quoted By:

>>5213219
<statement> We believe the toilet may be haunted.

Nevertheless, yeah, go down that hallway where the gate is. I see some glowey stuff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2/oR34q4 Thu 31 Mar 2022 01:56:33 No.5213241 Report

Quoted By:

>>5213219
Coming back for round 2 are you, you plushie prick? Let's go you Carebear Cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Thu 31 Mar 2022 03:02:16 No.5213306 Report

Quoted By: >>5213310

CODE RED CODE RED
THE ASS MUNCHER IS HERE!
THE ASS MUNCHER IS HERE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 31 Mar 2022 03:05:53 No.5213310 Report

Quoted By:

>>5213306
I DON'T WANT TO GET MY ASS EATEN IN A FREDDY FAZBEAR'S!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dAT8na/2 Thu 31 Mar 2022 03:08:08 No.5213313 Report

Quoted By: >>5213316 >>5213319

We should tell JJ to get somewhere safe. Now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Thu 31 Mar 2022 03:10:26 No.5213316 Report

Quoted By: >>5213319

>>5213313
FUCK THAT TELL HER THE ASS MUNCHER IS HERE AND TO GET THE VACUUM. GOD DAMNIT I WILL USE THAT THING TO KILL SOMEONE BEFORE I DIE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 31 Mar 2022 03:12:17 No.5213319 Report

Quoted By: >>5213322

>>5213313
We're getting out of this cursed bathroom right now, of course we're taking her with us. We're not leaving her with whatever comes out of this bathroom whether it's the resurrected Smiler or something equally scary and fucked.

>>5213316
WE CAN'T GET HIM HE'S A DOUBLE EDGED SWORD. WE PUT HIM IN THE CORNER WHERE HE CAN'T BURN AS MUCH BUT WE ALSO CAN'T GET TO HIM, THERE'S NO MORE MR HUGS FOR THE NIGHT, WILL!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Thu 31 Mar 2022 03:17:09 No.5213322 Report

Quoted By: >>5213332

>>5213319
SHOVE HUGS DOWN THE TOILET WE CAN LOOSE A CRAPPER OR TWO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 31 Mar 2022 03:26:47 No.5213332 Report

Quoted By:

>>5213322
WE CAN'T REACH HUGS IN TIME WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND BEHIND A NICE SAFE STEEL DOOR!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RHm/78r5 Thu 31 Mar 2022 03:43:48 No.5213355 Report

Quoted By:

>>5213219
Yeah we gotta get outta this bathroom, maybe barricade the door somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EGc5rpbC Thu 31 Mar 2022 04:05:35 No.5213366 Report

Quoted By: >>5213371 >>5213820

>>5213219
OPEN THE TOILET LID AXE AT THE READY!
Also let's fucking defenestrate the vacuum before he destroys the floor again, and I think I see the star dust in the hallway on the edge of our vision to the left.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 31 Mar 2022 04:08:31 No.5213371 Report

Quoted By:

>>5213366
If we hurt Mr Hugs I am going to resist every action we take to dodge a monster from the woods with all my willpower the next time one comes at us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Thu 31 Mar 2022 05:03:30 No.5213397 Report

Quoted By:

>>5213219
Find something to scoop up some of Hugs vomit and pour acid into the toilet. That will teach 'em.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 31 Mar 2022 10:06:51 No.5213554 Report

Quoted By:

And here I thought the bathroom was already deadly, tough break.
I tell ya that's either The Smiler coming back up there or we got two Cubans looking for Florida!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b1qYlwLo Thu 31 Mar 2022 10:13:07 No.5213557 Report

Quoted By: >>5213559

>>5213219
>hive fails 1 (one) perception check
>immediately devolves into hysterics
classic
i propose that we exit the bathroom in a calm and orderly fashion

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 31 Mar 2022 10:15:52 No.5213559 Report

Quoted By:

>>5213557
I propose we do so panicked and erratically

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Thu 31 Mar 2022 13:43:29 No.5213694 Report

Quoted By: >>5213820

I propose we lift up the toilet lid and beat the shit out of the smiler with our axe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:37:39 No.5213807 Report

Quoted By: >>5213820

>>5213219
Oh no
that's the Smiler
curse our mistakes coming back to bite us oh-so-conveniently
inform JJ of our thoughts, tell her to open the toilet seat on our mark, and we ready Mr. Friendly to finish the job

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:49:43 No.5213820 Report

Quoted By: >>5214456 >>5214482

>>5213366
>>5213694
>>5213807
>supernatural creature finally pieces itself back together after being dismembered for days
>comes back to get revenge and another bite
>first thing it hears when it crawls out of the pipes is "Welcome to Freddy's, son."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:25u799Ry Thu 31 Mar 2022 19:45:39 No.5214018 Report

Quoted By:

Seems Mr Hugs night mode is acid reflux. He basically eats garbage.
Also the toilet cover is down.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gdOeAqo9 Fri 01 Apr 2022 04:03:15 No.5214456 Report

Quoted By: >>5214517

Well, there goes my theory.
>>5213820
Honestly I'm tempted to go with this just for the meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oI/nWt7B Fri 01 Apr 2022 04:45:12 No.5214482 Report

Quoted By:

>>5213820
+1 to going Jack Baker on whatever comes out of this bathroom. But get JJ out of the room just in case.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 01 Apr 2022 05:28:37 No.5214517 Report

Quoted By: >>5214598

>>5214456
What's your theory? Never hurts to try and think about what the hell is going on with this freakshow forest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gdOeAqo9 Fri 01 Apr 2022 08:28:36 No.5214598 Report

Quoted By: >>5214731 >>5214867

>>5214517
This >>5185253 was my theory, obviously that is not true as we can see, but hey, that's just what I was guessing at the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Fri 01 Apr 2022 13:10:23 No.5214731 Report

Quoted By: >>5215095

>>5214598
Why don't we explicitly test this next time by cleaning the immediate area Mr. Hugs is on and around it? I don't know if we can do that in the day because that's the party room occupied by all the children, and we cannot let them see us for long

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 01 Apr 2022 16:00:19 No.5214867 Report

Quoted By:

>>5214598
Oh. Nah I think it's just random that he didn't turn on the other night.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Fri 01 Apr 2022 17:20:21 No.5214994 Report

Quoted By: >>5214998 >>5215095 >>5215831

Guys. I just realised something...

We were so busy running the place I don't think we actually picked up Friendly. I think it's still by the office door.[/ spoiler]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dAT8na/2 Fri 01 Apr 2022 17:26:05 No.5214998 Report

Quoted By:

>>5214994
If we don't have the axe or our iconic knifewhip, we and JJ need to haul ass to the office and get them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gdOeAqo9 Fri 01 Apr 2022 18:45:59 No.5215095 Report

Quoted By:

>>5214994
Well, I guess WE'LL RIP THE SMILER IN TWO, WITH OUR BARE HANDS
>>5214731
Maybe, but I'm tempted to just agree with the other anon and say it's random, not sure it's even worth trying since doing that would take up an action we could use for something else.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Sat 02 Apr 2022 05:47:19 No.5215831 Report

Quoted By:

>>5212576
I agree, let's start a collection.

>>5213219
>>5213233
Shoot, you may be on to something.

>>5214994
Oh shit, check our inventory!

Pizzeria Quest

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Pizzeria Quest ID:xcUS8mWf Sat 02 Apr 2022 06:03:15 No.5215843 Report

Quoted By: >>5215869 >>5215870 >>5215872 >>5215895 >>5215938 >>5215944 >>5216076 >>5218807

You can't shake your paranoia. JJ seems all the more confused, but stands by the door... As you move towards the toilet seat.

You ready your Chain-Whip, wondering if you should have JJ carry Friendly as backup--

And with your other hand feel for the lid and--

!!

Force it open-

...

There is murky water and what you'd assume a rancid smell of piss and worrying stains about the porcelain.

There's nothing there.

>"Are you... okay? Like, really okay? Did that head injury damage anything? It’s just an empty Bathroom..."

<statement>We don't believe it but... Okay. Let’s keep going...

Most of the Hive decidedly doesn’t want to leave, this sort of vibe is unusual. But what else can be done? Yanking up all the floorboards one by one?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sat 02 Apr 2022 06:30:19 No.5215869 Report

Quoted By:

>>5215843
I don't like that all... Between an ominous feeling in the room where we flushed the remains of The Smiler and that earlier vision of deer remains this all smells fishy. We might actually have something underneath the bathroom or in the pipes. The only way under the floor I can think of would be the hole in the Party Room I don't think we ever explored...

Bah, not much we can do now but be on guard. Let's move to the hallway in search of Stardust, I'm certain I caught the sight of sparkles. While we do let's go ahead and close the bathroom door and inform JJ about The Smiler and what happened with it, she may still believe our mental capacity unsound but we might as well tell her why we're on edge. If we're right and that gruesome thing does come back one night she'll owe us one free "I told you so."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Sat 02 Apr 2022 06:33:20 No.5215870 Report

Quoted By:

>>5215843
Well, shit that ain't good. Nothing to be done about it now though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Sat 02 Apr 2022 06:34:50 No.5215872 Report

Quoted By: >>5215884

>>5215843
What else is around the room? The sink? Is there a mirror? My horror-movie intuition tells me something wants you to look in the mirror.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sat 02 Apr 2022 06:45:31 No.5215884 Report

Quoted By:

>>5215872
I don't feel like looking in the mirror, for all of us here I don't think we've had a good direct look at our face. It might not do well to confront the full extent of ourselves for many of the hive. Having one mental breakdown by yourself is bad enough, imagine multiple people having existential crises' all at the same time that also help control our already clumsy movements.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Sat 02 Apr 2022 07:05:22 No.5215895 Report

Quoted By:

>>5215843
okay we can get stardust THEN we can worry about the butt muncher. Isn't it down the hallway where the Gate is?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Sat 02 Apr 2022 07:57:19 No.5215938 Report

Quoted By: >>5215968

>>5215843
Get stardust, arm JJ. Prepare for trouble

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EGc5rpbC Sat 02 Apr 2022 08:13:59 No.5215944 Report

Quoted By:

>>5215843
Fuck I was freaking out for a second looking at what was at the edge of our flashlight... until I realized it was a wet floor sign.
Anyways quickly into the hallways, also the hallway gate is open damn it, we seriously need to remember to close that whenever night starts.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sat 02 Apr 2022 09:40:30 No.5215968 Report

Quoted By: >>5216218

>>5215938
Arm her with what?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Sat 02 Apr 2022 13:54:06 No.5216076 Report

Quoted By:

>>5215843
I know you're here somewhere you smiling fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Sat 02 Apr 2022 16:01:49 No.5216218 Report

Quoted By: >>5216255

>>5215968
Friendly the fire ax

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sat 02 Apr 2022 16:31:34 No.5216255 Report

Quoted By: >>5216369

>>5216218
That axe is two times bigger than her, she'll trip just trying to carry it!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Sat 02 Apr 2022 18:06:32 No.5216369 Report

Quoted By:

>>5216255
We’ll there’s got to be SOMETHING, what about a knife? Or did we only have one in the kitchen?

Ghost

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Ghost ID:ophUICH6 Sat 02 Apr 2022 22:55:15 No.5216665 Report

Quoted By: >>5216667 >>5216927

>Have her hold the axe
I guess if you finagled it at just the right angle you could force it through both...?

>>5212313
I'm glad to see Corporate encouraging a routine schedule. Even if it is for snorting co-Stardust.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Sat 02 Apr 2022 22:57:24 No.5216667 Report

Quoted By:

>>5216665
What, the handle of the axe isn’t round? Well damn, guess we gotta make JJ some shanks or stakes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sun 03 Apr 2022 01:36:27 No.5216927 Report

Quoted By:

>>5216665
The solution to the JJ Axe Problem is obvious. We get her TWO small axes!

(Also thank you I was giggling the whole time making the Let's Snort! poster.)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Sun 03 Apr 2022 17:34:10 No.5217920 Report

Quoted By: >>5218408 >>5218674 >>5220254

I want to take JJ and hold her hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibUvHSt/ Sun 03 Apr 2022 22:51:10 No.5218408 Report

Quoted By:

>>5217920
You fucking degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EGc5rpbC Mon 04 Apr 2022 04:02:37 No.5218674 Report

Quoted By:

>>5217920
LEAVE.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Mon 04 Apr 2022 07:29:47 No.5218807 Report

Quoted By: >>5218819

>>5215843
So: pantry has been checked, bathroom checked. If we can't see it from the party room, perhaps we should check the north hallway and our office? There doesn't seem to be many more rooms for it to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 04 Apr 2022 07:58:44 No.5218819 Report

Quoted By:

>>5218807
There seems to be the sparkles of it in the hallway here >>5213219, hopefully it is. Otherwise we'll have to explore the office and outside.

Would it be prudent to check out the puppet's hole home or the shed first?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Vpb93i9J Mon 04 Apr 2022 15:02:01 No.5219000 Report

Quoted By: >>5219067 >>5221615

So what will we do when our old friend comes back tomorrow?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Mon 04 Apr 2022 16:21:53 No.5219067 Report

Quoted By: >>5219089 >>5221615

>>5219000
lock him in the bathroom?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Mon 04 Apr 2022 16:43:22 No.5219089 Report

Quoted By: >>5219107 >>5221615

>>5219067
Great then we'd have a physical threat in there as well as the feeling of impending doom.
What an establishment we run.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Mon 04 Apr 2022 17:30:18 No.5219107 Report

Quoted By: >>5220118

>>5219089
perhaps if enough people use the toilet/things are stuffed down, the smiler won't come up as easy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9BmFUCTH Tue 05 Apr 2022 10:35:57 No.5219793 Report

Quoted By: >>5219870

Am a bit late to this whole "harming kids for remnant" thing, but... I feel like the easiest solution is to provide rubber balloon swords and have foxy spout on about swordfights a bit more. Maybe have free pizza slices for winners? Would at least increase entertainment values?

Probably ain't gonna have anything major happen either way, but there's always a chance a kid just takes shit too far and we end up with a bit of injury.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Tue 05 Apr 2022 13:30:02 No.5219870 Report

Quoted By: >>5220022

>>5219793
I like the inciting bloodsports idea but I do see a major problem. They're balloons.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9BmFUCTH Tue 05 Apr 2022 16:18:20 No.5220022 Report

Quoted By: >>5220124

>>5219870
again, this is primarily just waiting for the kids to take it too far. Trying to jump off tables to get cool strikes, getting mad and punching each other for the free pizza, etc. Maybe we could get pool noodles or those inflatable swords if they come up, but the rest of the hive is kinda iffy on hurting kids anyway.

...To be perfectly honest, these children seem much more prone to injury than they should be in the first place, I don't think it'll take that much, or we won't end up with a few dead kids at the end of this regardless of if we try to hurt them or not.

Also if it's just pain we're looking for, we can just get some really shitty tacos, and buy that really shitty scratchy non-absorbent paper thin toilet paper public washrooms have, and then get some money from bloody assholes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C7sV711A Tue 05 Apr 2022 17:53:44 No.5220117 Report

Quoted By:

checking if this is still rangesmote

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C7sV711A Tue 05 Apr 2022 17:56:46 No.5220118 Report

Quoted By: >>5220132

>>5219107
Yeah, pulping the smiler was smart, but it clearly wasn't enough, we need to straight up add a incinerator or something... maybe we could get some hairspray for one of the animatronics, and we presumably already have a lighter... of course, using it indoors would be suicide.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Tue 05 Apr 2022 18:02:45 No.5220124 Report

Quoted By:

>>5220022
They're prone to injury except for the moment we actually want them to get hurt, I'd be surprised if us sabotaging the playground didn't somehow wind up with them fixing the swings and giving everything a chrome tier shine. (I know it's just an unlucky roll for us on the kids hurting themselves but I think it's hilarious we got only a single cut up palm the moment we decided to hurt kids when the other days kids were breaking their ribcages and destroying their eyeballs on a single piece of glass.)

We might not be able to get pool noodles, but hey, maybe the expansion has a chance to be an indoor pool? Knowing Fazbear Entertainment though it'd probably be a plastic clamshell filled from a hose with one dead rat floating in it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Tue 05 Apr 2022 18:09:19 No.5220132 Report

Quoted By: >>5220158 >>5221615

>>5220118
If he comes back bigger this time I am going to lose it.
He tore out a chunk of us and nearly took off our arm, we didn't get any kind of dread feeling from him before but now the area where we killed him feels like a miasma of weird and evil.
If he comes back it's going to be worse. We can't just flush him if he's back. We need to burn him. Chop him up and keep the parts separate. Throw him in the Remnant machine.
SOMETHING to stop the little fuck coming back!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Tue 05 Apr 2022 18:50:40 No.5220158 Report

Quoted By: >>5220174

>>5220132
>fire
Fool. Don't you understand? It's the Smiler. And you know what they say about him.

He always comes back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Tue 05 Apr 2022 19:06:52 No.5220174 Report

Quoted By:

>>5220158
Truly, these creatures are worse than Afton.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Tue 05 Apr 2022 19:29:19 No.5220194 Report

Quoted By: >>5221615

Here’s an idea, what if once we pulp the smiler for a second time, we shove it’s remains in the vacuum’s acid?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Tue 05 Apr 2022 20:44:16 No.5220254 Report

Quoted By:

>>5217920
Jesus christ

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:B4eBKRq9 Tue 05 Apr 2022 20:45:26 No.5220256 Report

Quoted By:

Yo I'm finally caught up and I'd just like to say if anything happens to JJ I will unplug myself and then everyone else.

Also captcha never lies

Ghost

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Ghost ID:xcUS8mWf Wed 06 Apr 2022 03:34:24 No.5220617 Report

Quoted By: >>5220621

Just a big prewarning, no idea how updates will be, I'm some two huge side-projects at the moment. I refuse to compromise with text only or anything like that, or neglecting the rare full image/image box, so it'll just be gappy.

You guys are probably used to it at this point though. I just wanted to lay it out now rather than not let you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Wed 06 Apr 2022 03:40:13 No.5220621 Report

Quoted By:

>>5220617
Thanks for keeping us up to date Ghost! And good luck with your other ventures as well!

Pizzeria Quest

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Pizzeria Quest ID:xcUS8mWf Wed 06 Apr 2022 03:48:52 No.5220627 Report

Quoted By: >>5220633 >>5220634 >>5220648 >>5220651 >>5220862

Most of the Hive hates it, but aside from uprooting the floor or smashing the walls, there is nothing to be done about the Restroom.

The Vacuum keeps burning away the floor in the Party Room as you try to focus on what to do now. Is it wise to stay near the Restroom if something happens? Or better to keep distance...?

As you muse over this-from the corner of your oculars, just behind JJ, you see a faint glimmer in the Hall. A familiar one at this point.

<inquiry>Can it really be this easy?

>"... Is there something on my hat?"

<statement>No, keep a distance.

Confused, she steps to the side as you move into the Hallway.

The gurgling is almost white noise to the Hive at this point, the Hallway is quiet. Quiet in a way that feels more than unnerving. For no logical reason, it triggers disgust. Why does it feel wrong? Not as bad as the Restroom but...

How can a robot even detect ‘bad vibes’?

There's no tangible threat chasing you down, a shadowy follower and an acid spurter but... The only footsteps are you and your little wooden friend. There’s no rhyme or reason to this.

Thinking on this, it's hard to celebrate the flickering white bits of hypothetical magic dancing around the Hallway.

You expect it, and don't feel yourself 'slightly die' as the Shadow slips forward, consuming the Stardust as though it were never there.

>"Is it ... okay to get close again?"

<statement>It is.

<inquiry>Is it bad we are adjusting to this?

>"I'm not- but I assume by 'we' you mean all the fellas in your head."

....

You give consideration to equipping JJ with some kind of tool or weapon. The axe would basically lock her arms together, but a hammer would work--

You doubt she'd know how to use it though, she said it herself, she's helpless in any sort of combat situation. Not built for it.

Then again, neither were you, and you've slain Nightmares.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Wed 06 Apr 2022 03:56:42 No.5220633 Report

Quoted By: >>5220643 >>5221039

>>5220627
Alright, I only have really two ideas here on out.

1.) Find something heavy enough to block the bathroom door for now. A table, a chair, something to delay the SMILEY SHITTER from instantly leaving the bathroom. Lock it up if we have the keys.

2.) Go innawoods and find Miss White Thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RHm/78r5 Wed 06 Apr 2022 03:57:52 No.5220634 Report

Quoted By:

>>5220627
I think we should get her a hammer. Although she wouldn't know how to use it, it would be better than nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:29EFlJj1 Wed 06 Apr 2022 04:04:18 No.5220643 Report

Quoted By:

>>5220633
We could just move our vacuum bot and have him puke down the tubes for a bit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 06 Apr 2022 04:13:10 No.5220648 Report

Quoted By: >>5220756

>>5220627
Phew, survived another night without finding out what happens when we miss the deadline. Let's go and visit the White Thing in the woods, it's been a while since we've seen it and it always helps us, plus with JJ in our company it might be more generous since she looks child-like!
Also I will be honest... I don't want to stay in our pizzeria too long tonight. It's freaking me right the fuck out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B4eBKRq9 Wed 06 Apr 2022 04:15:37 No.5220651 Report

Quoted By:

>>5220627
I say we check on the white thing. If we have time maybe we can study the blade or something to get better with the blade. whip.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 06 Apr 2022 04:53:43 No.5220692 Report

Quoted By:

We should also check the shed after seeing the puppet, we might not have gotten everything, if not we can bring supplies to the pizzeria much faster with JJ's help.
We could also explore the woods a bit more tonight now that the Canine isn't thrashing the place. It never hurts to discover new things out there consider all the benefit finding that random shed gave us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9BmFUCTH Wed 06 Apr 2022 06:14:18 No.5220756 Report

Quoted By: >>5220784

Here's some more suggestions for risking up the place while technically doing nothing wrong!

If we use plastic cutlery, we'll wash it and reuse them if they're undamaged, causing internal stress from the heated water, making it likely some snaps off in a kids mouth! We can disguise this as green thinking!

"Safe cross contamination!" I'm not sure what people can be allergic to, but in every pizza we sprinkle in EVERY ingredient that's a known allergen, just one or two bits, by chance some brat will choke on it and swell up! Hey, if they couldn't afford a epipen, it's not like this wouldn't have happened sooner or later.

Pizza cutter lieabout! We just leave pizza cutters out occasionally, not our fault if some kid picks it up and slices his bully's eyes out!.

Leave "Treasure maps" around the pizzarea that lead to the woods, make sure to announce that it was a cancelled event with a free gumball machine that got cancelled because there were legal issues, but the gumball machine should be fine, but we're not legally allowed to retrieve it either. Not our problem the kids don't listen to warnings!

Also, I'm just going to say it now, I give little to no shits on child murder, but it really, really isn't practical at all to go all in on it with the items yet, and doing it physically with knives and garrotes is even riskier. It'd probably piss off our crew as well, and I only care about us and the crew, the rest of the world can go die in a fire (REFERENCE). Therefore, shit like this is the way to go, and we can always blame it on some "bad section" of the hive.

>>5220648
I think some of the hive will die if we fail the deadline, and the body will be harder to control permanently if we miss it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 06 Apr 2022 06:55:40 No.5220784 Report

Quoted By: >>5220852

>>5220756
The treasure map leading to some horrific trap in the woods was talked about before, the only problem is we have nothing to make such a thing with.
Now we did find stuff by looking around the wood and finding that shed. Perhaps searching down the other direction that the fork leading to the shed had could lead us to something else of use?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9BmFUCTH Wed 06 Apr 2022 08:28:41 No.5220852 Report

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>>5220784
I wasn't even thinking of horrific trap, I was just thinking of kids getting hurt and lost in the woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Wed 06 Apr 2022 08:42:52 No.5220862 Report

Quoted By: >>5220867

>>5220627
Right, so theory time: we keep getting told that “it’s quiet” whenever we go into rooms and do our little check, but what if the uneasiness is both a significant lack of Canine throwing us off our regular evasion routine, and B a total lack of any noise from the forest. It makes sense why we’d be wary, as humans evolved to best pick out predators from any brush, and one sure fire indication that something bad is nearby for all of the prey animals to shut up can’t be a good thing. Or it could be the Ass-Munching Smiler

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 06 Apr 2022 08:51:57 No.5220867 Report

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>>5220862
I'm sure we'd know something from the Wood is coming. The only thing we've seen that's made the rest of the Wood quiet has been the Squid and that was a big threat that we could hear for miles and scared everything else into submission.
I doubt there's anything smaller that could be so threatening everything else shuts up.

But uh, let's just, watch the woods and keep JJ close when we visit the White Thing...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Wed 06 Apr 2022 14:20:03 No.5221039 Report

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>>5220633
+1, we block the door THEN we head on out into the woods
>capcha: PPSX0

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Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 06 Apr 2022 15:03:31 No.5221051 Report

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>>5183822
>>5183822
Alright so last night we were told
>now we know where you are
>we will keep coming
>IT'S US
>never stop never stop never-
Then we saw what appeared ro be deer remains while we rested today. Plus at the start of tonight we noted that the Wood was quieter than usual and missing most of the creaking and groaning it does at night.
Now we have an awful feeling in the bathroom and a feeling of disgust following us in the hallway.
Does anyone have any ideas on what's wrong tonight?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Wed 06 Apr 2022 15:05:12 No.5221055 Report

Quoted By: >>5221241 >>5221615

Alright so last night we were told
>now we know where you are
>we will keep coming
>IT'S US
>never stop never stop never-
Then we saw what appeared ro be deer remains while we rested today. Plus at the start of tonight we noted that the Wood was quieter than usual and missing most of the creaking and groaning it does at night.
Now we have an awful feeling in the bathroom and a feeling of disgust following us in the hallway.
Does anyone have any ideas on what's wrong tonight?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RHm/78r5 Wed 06 Apr 2022 18:48:40 No.5221241 Report

Quoted By: >>5221615

>>5221055
That deer monster could be stalking us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Thu 07 Apr 2022 01:25:00 No.5221615 Report

Quoted By: >>5221628

>>5219000
>>5219067
>>5219089
I can't say that's a good idea; the last time he was in there he tried digging his way into our office through the rear wall.

>>5220132
>>5220194
Seconding this. Perhaps we can use the Vacuum's acid as a potential method of corpse disposal.

>>5221055
>>5221241
I think you're over-focusing on the deer remains we saw in our sleep. I don't think it was an omen of things to come, it was probably just a random vague dream image. I mean, you don't really need an omen to tell you when bad shit happens here every night.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 07 Apr 2022 01:40:51 No.5221628 Report

Quoted By: >>5221853

>>5221615
That's fair. Counterpoint: The Wood's haunted and I don't think any of us have ever dreamed of a deer corpse before.

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Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Thu 07 Apr 2022 08:25:54 No.5221853 Report

Quoted By: >>5221857 >>5221877

>>5221628
True, but if you want to get into dream logic it may involve symbolism, unless it is being ultra-literal in which case we can see images ahead the future, which I doubt.
If I had to hazard a guess, the symbology would be something along the lines of: [corpse] = death/the fear of/impending; [woodland animal] = our relationship with nature(?)/balance/harmony; [state of corpse] (mutilated? flayed? dismembered?) = violence inflicted/personal suffering: death not for the purpose of hunger but out of spite or cruelty.
In short: it makes sense, but it still wouldn't help us since we're already at that point and we know that. Given how nondescript it was, it seemed more like a throwaway anecdote rather than anything meant for deeper analysis.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibUvHSt/ Thu 07 Apr 2022 08:35:58 No.5221857 Report

Quoted By: >>5221862

>>5221853
You're reading too far into it, man. Either the dream was just stress, or we're going to be attacked by something from the woods soon, that's all.

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Anonymous ID:WN4Y3pvD Thu 07 Apr 2022 08:57:03 No.5221862 Report

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>>5221857
That was my point: analysis /can/ be done, but focusing on it is pointless since we already know something's up due to being threatened by the woods every single night so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l2iF7A2d Thu 07 Apr 2022 09:32:36 No.5221877 Report

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>>5221853
I'm just saying I feel like it could be a hint of things to come that we could possibly put to our advantage like the glitches we see on our pc. You know when they don't just say shit like EXPAAAAAAAAND dong.

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Anonymous ID:LbQRBoCJ Thu 07 Apr 2022 09:47:03 No.5221880 Report

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This shits 2 fucking spooky 4 me man I hate tonight

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Anonymous ID:WtPiOmXO Sat 09 Apr 2022 11:22:07 No.5223697 Report

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Ded quest
No ded kids

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Sat 09 Apr 2022 16:17:29 No.5223892 Report

Quoted By: >>5223984

JJ is very vocal with her confusion after a while as you take a chair from the Party Room and use it to hinge under the doorknob.

After a while, she just lets you do what you feel necessary.

<statement>It's weird, but trust our gut here.

>"You don't have guts, Sir."

<statement>We have one hundred guts, they're just wireless. Now stay put, we have something for you.

...

>"Sir... I have no idea how to use this.

<statement>Consider it a last resort.

It's almost comical how the handle slides into JJ's hand-cup, but it wedges tight enough.

>"I'm a wooden puppet for entertaining kids- I can't even swing my arms that fast..."

<statement>Then maybe for prying something open, either way, we would like you to have something in case of an emergency.

JJ doesn't fight you on it, you doubt she takes much comfort in it, but anything to lower the chance of a potential crisis even slightly is gold.

Because you intend to dive into the Wood. You tell JJ as such.

>"Sir! You have an easy Night! For all the bad feelings you have, the Pizzeria is as safe as it'll ever get, and you want to go in there?"

<statement>We have a friend in the Wood.

>"And enemies... Who knows how many..."

<statement>We can handle it, and there are plenty of hiding places for you. This Unit will not die easily.

...

You strongly doubt JJ believes you as she gives a weak nod, saying nothing.

Entering the Wood is... better than being by the Restroom but not by much. The sense that things are waiting... Like the Smiler and the Octopus, just waiting weighs heavy on the Hive. Adrenaline surges through some, while a select few are concerned for JJ gripping your back with one hand, hammer in the other.

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Sat 09 Apr 2022 16:18:32 No.5223894 Report

Quoted By: >>5223984

There are more footprints in the grass than last time, some curiously seem to trail in circles over and over again before weaving away into the endless trees.

The same split as before, Left to the White Thing’s ‘home’, the Right... unknown.

It’s quiet aside from the chirping of crickets. JJ is quiet as well, likely afraid of alerting anything lurking in the dark.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Sat 09 Apr 2022 16:53:12 No.5223927 Report

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I say left, been a bit since we checked up on the White Thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sat 09 Apr 2022 17:35:06 No.5223984 Report

Quoted By:

>>5223892
>>5223894
We've got a good chunk of time without anything back wrecking the Pizzeria, let's head left to the White Thing's hole. I mean home. We can see if he has anything for us, talk a bit, then perhaps even double back and take the right path!
The call of unknown places is... Tempting...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sat 09 Apr 2022 18:06:31 No.5224028 Report

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JJ is understandably very stressed about going out here. She's not an expert in these woods like we are and she's never met our good friend before. Why don't we whistle a little tune to help take her mind off the dark?

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Sat 09 Apr 2022 18:48:05 No.5224066 Report

Quoted By: >>5224069 >>5224073 >>5224099 >>5224153

The Hive heads left, you haven't visited the White Thing in a while. Stick to the original plan and keep it safe. Easy.

<statement>Our friend is up ahead, it should be okay. Just stay close.

The brush feels thicker than usual, and it's with no small annoyance you tear chunks of it away. Struggling with this, you try to look for the incline that led to the White Thing's 'home'. It was pretty small, but out of a hundred of you, someone has to notice the damn...

>"Are you sure it's this way...?"

<statement>Positive. The overgrowth is just bad tonight...

>"At least you have a means of cutting it, I’m just--

...

>"Sir?"

You peel away a handful of thorny, reddish brush to realize all too late that there is a Fence in front of you.

The Fence is composed of light, a full spectrum of color, shimmering what almost looks like glitter periodically, which sizzles out into the grass with a smoky discharge. A high pitched hum sounds from the Fence’s energy.

...

>"Sir!! You need to-- Oh no! Nonono- It’s a trap!"

The both of you were too distracted to see what was happening until it’s too late!

The fence was expanding, wrapping around the trees--fencing you in.

The two of you are trapped, not even a solid ten by ten foot square of pure light-

The color is so bright, your oculars can't quite adjust, it takes all your energy just to focus on what’s around you. JJ hides behind you, deathly silent.

...

Then the light looks at you.

And looks at you.

And looks at you.

And loo

>"Ha ha~!! Look what I caught today! A fresh slice of dumbfuck with a side dish of irrelevance! What brings the Pizzapal La-La-Loooooser Brigade into MY Woods?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eJ8Q2b2S Sat 09 Apr 2022 18:50:34 No.5224069 Report

Quoted By:

>>5224066
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eJ8Q2b2S Sat 09 Apr 2022 18:53:38 No.5224073 Report

Quoted By:

>>5224066
Tell Jimmy Photon we don't want trouble, we're just passing through to see the White Thing.

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Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sat 09 Apr 2022 19:08:00 No.5224099 Report

Quoted By: >>5224118

>>5224066
OH GOD OH FUCK WE'RE FUCKED.

Shit we gotta bullshit and not piss her off.

"We were just wandering the woods looking for a friend of ours. We weren't aware anyone had ownership of these woods, you must be pretty COOL and POWERFUL to own this whole place! What's it like owning it?"
We need to hide JJ behind us as we do. If the rainbow becomes hostile we need to aim for the many, many eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sat 09 Apr 2022 19:23:35 No.5224118 Report

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>>5224099
Also we should try to subtly look for a point where the fence either doesn't connect entirely or seems to have an end that overlaps, it wrapped around the trees to fence us in so it's most likely a flat creature constricting around itself and not some impossible cube fused together.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Sat 09 Apr 2022 20:08:22 No.5224153 Report

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>>5224066
Explain we were looking for another creature, and that we did not mean to intrude into this one’s territory. Kindly offer to leave without any fuss

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Sat 09 Apr 2022 20:26:49 No.5224176 Report

Quoted By: >>5224191 >>5224264 >>5224346

This is dire.

Also strange, at least on the same level as the Shadow. You expected freaky robots and ghosts, most of the Hive heard the stories. Abstract abominations a bit less so.

A large portion of the Hive are extremely intimidated by this Light Thing, and urge a calm reaction to what's clearly attempting to piss you off.

<statement>We aren't here for trouble. We were on our way to visit the White Thing.

>"The White Thing? Is that how you name your pals? And what about adding 'the' in front of it? Is that how you see yourself, Hive Thing? Oh sorry-

>"THE Hive Thing? Did you even ask for its name?"

<statement>The... it was mute.

>"To you. They must have put your auditory input wherever they left your dick schematics. Seriously! You’re the grossest Hive-bitch I’ve ever seen!"

The lights blend together, twisting, thickening- you hear the sound of wood start to crack as hundreds of eyes fixate on you. There is no gap in the living fence- not a single crack to escape from--

>"Just how useless were you Losers in life to think this is better? Was the noose just~too~spooky for ya? Or were you so heavy the ceiling woulda fell. Ha~Ha!"

<stern inquiry> What will it take for you to just let us leave?

>"... Oh? Freedom? To sell crap pizza and hang out with robots since real Humans are just too scary for you? You're just so desperate for that yummy, yummy escapism!"

You grip the Chain-whip tight, bracing. Many mouths laugh at once- echoing together in a nauseating chorus before-

>"What the fuck, sure. I'll let you go. Provided you really wallow in how little control you have the second you leave your widdle wood shack.

>"Touch my Light."

---

>"... If I wanted to kill you I'd have done it already, dumbass! Do what I tell you, and don't you dare ask if it's a trick-and in my kindness I'll let you and Bucket-cap leave."

The mouths grin wider, spattering 'color' across the overgrown grass-burning it away, exposing the soil underneath.

>"Or do you wanna fight me? Bust my fuckin’ teeth out? Are you mad? Hive boys feeling angry? Huh? Are ya?Are ya mad?

>”...Oooor are you a pussy who's going to do as he's told, and touch my Light?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sat 09 Apr 2022 20:36:54 No.5224191 Report

Quoted By: >>5224207

>>5224176
Shit this is bad. There's not a lot we can do here... if we touch that light more than likely we die, but it could also just hurt us which would amuse this rainbow thing and we'd be left alone.

With how it burns the floor we can't really attack it. Except maybe the eyes and teeth. They seem to exist behind gaps in the light, perhaps if we tried to strike them we could inflict pain and get it to back off?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eJ8Q2b2S Sat 09 Apr 2022 20:44:50 No.5224207 Report

Quoted By: >>5224214 >>5224346

>>5224191
Maybe touch one of the teeth, then immediately yank that hand back lest we get bitten? I don't suggest poking an eye, let alone attacking. This thing is smart and has us surrounded. It's not like that octopus, attacking it will make it mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sat 09 Apr 2022 20:51:05 No.5224214 Report

Quoted By: >>5224218

>>5224207
Seconding touching one of the teeth. If that isn't enough to appease it we can pretend we slipped or thought it was another part of the light. Plus if it gets nervous as our hand gets close to a tooth we would have a target should things get even uglier.
Also we heard the sound of word starting to crack, perhaps we should check back on JJ behind us real quick...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eJ8Q2b2S Sat 09 Apr 2022 20:53:27 No.5224218 Report

Quoted By: >>5224346

>>5224214
Check JJ immediately, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Sat 09 Apr 2022 21:29:45 No.5224263 Report

Quoted By:

Check on JJ first, she’s been awfully quiet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Sat 09 Apr 2022 21:33:37 No.5224264 Report

Quoted By:

>>5224176
shit check on JJ.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Sat 09 Apr 2022 22:41:53 No.5224346 Report

Quoted By:

>>5224176
first >>5224218 then >>5224207

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Pizzeria Quest ID:xcUS8mWf Sun 10 Apr 2022 01:10:59 No.5224588 Report

Quoted By: >>5224597 >>5224605 >>5224619 >>5224622 >>5224627 >>5224629 >>5224644

It's a risk, this freak is clearly impatient-but that sound of wood snapping could either be a tree or JJ.

The name calling doesn't get under the Hive's skin for the most part, the concern for her eclipses it, you snap your neck around to try and check on her- she's on her knees, having apparently locked up but otherwise completely unharmed.

>"Hey numbnuts! Pinocchio Lite never takes priority over Me!"

Before you can turn around, one of the monster's eyes slits itself open as a lengthy neon pink spear stabs forward in a mess of organic glitter.

!!!

>Shi-ting-!!

It stabs straight through your left thigh, wiggling a few times for good measure before yanking out in less than two seconds. Sparks erupt and metal struggles to stabilize under such extreme heat.

JJ screams as you fall to one knee, your balance ruined.

>"That's a good look for you-tell ya what! Crawl to me, touch my Light or...

>"The next one goes through Bucket-Hat’s little wooden skull. I doubt she can feel pain but I'll try my best to change that! Ha~Ha~ha. ha. ha.

>"You have no control here, you absolute Loser. The Wood eats little boys like you for breakfast, however many pussies are in that rusty skull of yours. You are nothing."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eJ8Q2b2S Sun 10 Apr 2022 01:16:35 No.5224597 Report

Quoted By: >>5224627

>>5224588
Do what she says. The briefest touch, with the non-dominant hand. I'm guessing we have a dominant hand anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RHm/78r5 Sun 10 Apr 2022 01:18:09 No.5224605 Report

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>>5224588
If only JJ stayed behind. We have to touch that light. Although I am concerned it will kill her anyway.

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Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Sun 10 Apr 2022 01:22:20 No.5224619 Report

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>>5224588
You forced our hands, sleezeball. Do it. Touch the damn light.

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Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 01:23:47 No.5224622 Report

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>>5224588
FUCKFUCKFUCK TOUCH THE LIGHT TOUCH THE LIGHT WE MUST TOUCH THE LIGHT WE HAVE TO TOUCH IT NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eJ8Q2b2S Sun 10 Apr 2022 01:26:59 No.5224627 Report

Quoted By:

>>5224597
>>5224588
Try to touch with just a pinky or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Sun 10 Apr 2022 01:27:26 No.5224629 Report

Quoted By: >>5224640 >>5225350

>>5224588
Touch the light. By the way, I hope one day our power level will be strong enough we murder this cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 01:27:51 No.5224630 Report

Quoted By:

>1 laser did 2 hp
I WANT FOXY BACK!

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Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 01:32:02 No.5224640 Report

Quoted By: >>5224646 >>5225350

>>5224629
We need Remnant to do that strengthening option. Fuck the kids, we can't be weak enough to be threatened by monsters like this ever again! We need to do it as much as possible. Go beyond the safe limit of doing it twice!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Sun 10 Apr 2022 01:32:33 No.5224644 Report

Quoted By: >>5224645

>>5224588
Touch the light. Use the middle finger, it’s the longest on the hand

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Anonymous ID:eJ8Q2b2S Sun 10 Apr 2022 01:33:43 No.5224645 Report

Quoted By:

>>5224644
I like your style.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Sun 10 Apr 2022 01:35:20 No.5224646 Report

Quoted By: >>5224657

>>5224640
Let's do it twice first, eventually, then see about more

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 01:41:39 No.5224657 Report

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>>5224646
We have to! They're threatening JJ and we can do nothing as we are against it!

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Pizzeria Quest ID:xcUS8mWf Sun 10 Apr 2022 02:27:14 No.5224740 Report

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<statement>Fine! I'll do it, just don't hurt anyone else--

>"No promises, Shitlord."

You do what you have to, crawling bit by bit, you try to ignore its laughter, your leg is destroyed, the Freak made sure to wiggle that spear hard, to tear apart as much as possible. It didn't just aim to stab, it aimed to cause as much agony as possible.

Against an organic creature... Best not to think about it.

>"I don't have all day, slowpoke! I'd ask if it's your first time on your knees but I strongly fucking doubt it!"

The Hive stomachs its anger, and you stab your middle finger into the glaring light. For a brief moment, you, the REAL you, feel a warmth, almost burning sensation in your right middle finger-- not in your Unit but--

>"Deeper, get the whole hand in there. Commit, nimrod! The bird can't undo the Contract you're binding here!"

<inquiry>Contract?

You jerk back as hard as you can, but it's too late, the Light Freak yanks you into the fence up the elbow, forcing the sensation up your arm. You might have screamed before you're ejected just as violently, sent flying midair-

You roll violently across roots and brush...

>"And thaaaat's a Contract! Ha!~Ha! You should be grateful, you're too much of a doofus to make any smart decisions, so I made it for you! I decided

>"V i o l e n c e."

<inquiry>What do you ... mean?

A few eyes level at you, radiating an aura of worryingly calm control.

>"I gave you what you need, Limpdickarooni. I can help you k i l l. A tiny bit of Me, and there's a lot of that to go around; is now in you. That arm of yours is now Mine."

<inquiry>What the Hell are you talking about?

>"Ha! Suck it up and smile, if your disgusting face can! That hand will now decimate anything you swing it at. Not me of course, it's my own design. Plus I can still turn your repulsive kiddo complex over there into fucking splinters."

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Pizzeria Quest ID:xcUS8mWf Sun 10 Apr 2022 02:28:40 No.5224741 Report

Quoted By: >>5224745 >>5224780 >>5224848 >>5224854 >>5224881 >>5224931

Looking at your arm, you see it, the faint aura of red, blue, yellow...

>"Of course, nothing is free! That took a toll on your body, I'm surprised you didn't just turn to sludge. You aren't as sturdy now, but if you wanna live more than fifteen minutes in the Wood, you'll need to learn to hit first."

<inquiry>Are you helping me...?

>"Ha~! Ha~! Holy fuck the hubris on this guy! Got a real winner in the Ego department, loser in the Brains. I can track you, you're a part of me. You're gonna start killing shit, I don't care what. Robots, people, dogs, squirrels, and a chunk of that goes to ME.

>"Blah blah blah. You signed off your arm, I'm your God now. Use it enough to make me laugh and there's more where that came from. Fuck up, as you likely will, and I will come for you. I will destroy every plank of your establishment.

"Every robot 'friend' you have, every Child, and finally, I'll silence a hundred nasally Losers at the same time. Now..."

You barely see it, the split--as the Rainbow Fence opens just enough, a few feet... Leading back the way you came--

A whisper, in that grating almost-feminine voice.

>"Run."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RHm/78r5 Sun 10 Apr 2022 02:31:55 No.5224745 Report

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>>5224741
Take JJ and go back to the pizzeria. Take extra care not to touch her with our death arm.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 02:52:42 No.5224780 Report

Quoted By:

>>5224741
Run, there's nothing we can do against it for now we can only get away. Hopefully if we go in the direction of the shed we'll encounter something we kill with our newly acquired God Hand to appease it for a bit...

When morning comes we need to think about what just happened in extreme detail, especially the wording and how we entered into a contract with the rainbow. If we think about how our new contract may affect our productivity and get in the way of our duties around the pizzeria, thus driving profits down, Corporate may help us.
Most likely through a "subtle" message at the start of the day about how to exploit loopholes or break contracts that may or may not be supernatural in nature.

If all else fails we can always try collecting Remnant and instead of using any of the options just submerging this cursed arm fully into the jar.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EGc5rpbC Sun 10 Apr 2022 03:36:17 No.5224848 Report

Quoted By:

>>5224741
Take JJ and let's get the fuck outta here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Sun 10 Apr 2022 03:40:45 No.5224854 Report

Quoted By: >>5224884

>>5224741
Well, jesus christ. This is a curse. Let's just go back and rest, our max HP is probably 7-8 now or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+QvvBX5 Sun 10 Apr 2022 03:57:08 No.5224876 Report

Quoted By: >>5224884

Alright so clearly the woods are cursed and we should never go in them again, we've just been lucky until now but now our arm is cursed and we'll probably have to hack it off at some point.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y396w7xc Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:01:44 No.5224881 Report

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>>5224741
Godhand powers with built in rgb lighting? I, for one, welcome our bitchy light-based organism overlords

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:05:07 No.5224884 Report

Quoted By: >>5224889

>>5224854
>>5224876
What? No this is just bad luck! We just had a bit of bad luck tonight, we get hurt every other night anyway the only difference is we now have a bit of a curse to deal with.

We can't immediately lock ourselves away in the office forever. If we don't explore more now we'll be right back where we were at the start of the night with nothing to show for it! I refuse to have ended up cursed with no gain or extra information about this place.
Imagine, we could find where the rainbow comrs from, or some arrifact or machine that can harm it or break our contract!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:07:42 No.5224889 Report

Quoted By: >>5224900

>>5224884
I don't exactly wanna stay in the woods where a fucking neon glowing bitch cursed our arms. Not tonight, at least. I'm fine with exploring it (your 'NOOO WE CAN'T LOCK OURSELVES UP FOREVER' only really appleis to N+Q) but we gotta leave.

I do want to find something to kill to buy ourselves some time at the shed but c'mon. Why are you acting like I'm saying I wanna stay in the office forever?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:14:48 No.5224900 Report

Quoted By: >>5224913

>>5224889
Okay I know we won't lock ourselves up forever but I was decrying the mentality. Everytime we have the time to rest we tend to do it twice if it's safe and a lot of the Hive goes with that.
But we're already at 2 AM, the night without having to stop Foxy from destroying the place is almost over, wasting it by resting now would be crazy.
We need to milk tonight for as much exploration as we can. Maybe go to the shed like you said and bring back anything we weren't able to get the first time we came there.

Sorry. This whole being cursed by a rainbow thing is freaking me out and I just want to try and get something out of this night that's turned to shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:21:43 No.5224913 Report

Quoted By: >>5224918

>>5224900
The resting was more of an experiment to see how badly our maximum HP has been impacted by the curse, all things considered. Knowing our new limitations HP wise is important. Calm down, man.

But we do have to figure out how to exactly deal with the cursed arm as we go to the shed to grab shit. Do we start killing kids? How would that impact remnant production since some of the stuff's going to the star? Do we keep biding our time with compromises of "only injuries" to avoid becoming a CRIMINAL (CRIMINAL) [CRIMINAL]?

We got two people who want blood. I doubt we can deal with "no killing kids" as a compromise. Especially when both have a knife to our throats and is saying "KILL OR WE'LL GUT YOU GOD DAMNIT"

at least corporate had more fucking tact.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:32:55 No.5224918 Report

Quoted By: >>5224922 >>5225039

>>5224913
Yeah at least Corporate was passive aggressive with their desire for harm, this one's just... Aggressive, aggressive...

As for how we deal with the rainbow while we try to figure a way out of the contract she did say she doesn't care what, so long as we kill.
>"I can track you, you're a part of me. You're gonna start killing shit, I don't care what. Robots, people, dogs, squirrels, and a chunk of that goes to ME."

There's also another uncomfortable question we have to ask... What if this ends up being a good thing? I mean remember the next part of what she said?
>"Blah blah blah. You signed off your arm, I'm your God now. Use it enough to make me laugh and there's more where that came from. Fuck up, as you likely will, and I will come for you. I will destroy every plank of your establishment."
Working for someone under the threat of death is nothing new for us, and depending on the power she gives the killing might be worth it. It could be a help towards surviving the things coming for us in the Woods without resorting to using the last function of the Remnant machine like Corporate wants us to.
That phone call did say we won't have to use what they want us to use to survive...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:38:02 No.5224922 Report

Quoted By: >>5224926 >>5224930

>>5224918
I feel like we're going from an evil asshole to another evil asshole, though one is infinitely more honest about what they want. It's not really a "good thing", at best it's equally as bad as indulging corporate's final option.

Also the main thing is finding those animals to kill. I do not think I have ever SEEN a single animal so far. There probably is one but I can't tell you where.

I guess our first step is to see if we can find a squirrel or other wild animal to kill? Fuck if I know anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RHm/78r5 Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:41:39 No.5224926 Report

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>>5224922
man imagine if we could have collected remnant by just setting up rat traps

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:48:56 No.5224930 Report

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>>5224922
I mean there were more footprints in the grass than last time and some trailing in circles over and over again for some reason, so there's some kind of small creatures out at night to kill.
In any case we should probably apologise to JJ when we're a safe distance away and heading for the shed, being threatened with a laser through her skull clearly rattled her. Maybe even worse than when leaving her made her actively suicidal.
Tell her that wasn't the friend we were talking about and we had no idea she would trap us so fast. We would do anything in our power to ensure we take on any damage before her.
It might not work out that way all the time but telling her that and doing our best to make it true should help undo the damage that rainbow bitch did with her threats to JJ.

We should have just gone the other way when we came to that fork again tonight...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:50:06 No.5224931 Report

Quoted By: >>5225044 >>5225048 >>5225355

>>5224741
I hope we get to kill this bitch like you do in FNAF World. There was a way to overcome her there, surely there's a way for it here. Maybe by making the bit of her in our arm hate the rest of her and like us more?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Sun 10 Apr 2022 07:44:51 No.5225039 Report

Quoted By: >>5225043

>>5224918
If anyone knows what a Hive Worm is, then you’ll know exactly where I’m going with this. If you don’t, then here’s what I’m thinking: Hive Worms basically forced their hosts to kill those of equal or greater power to grow in power themselves and feed the worm, but the problem is the worms appetite would grow at a disproportionate rate of the hosts own power growth. Eventually, the hunger of the worm would outmatch what it’s host could feed it, and the worm would consume its host. Obviously this isn’t destiny, but I’ve got a feeling we’re in a similar situation, with The Rainbow going to start to demand bigger and bigger kills before we ultimately cant deliver and it kills us. On another note I really hope the guy assigned to the thought reader tomorrow has played destiny, or is board enough to look into one of the hives schizo ramblings, cause that’s one of the only ways I can think of of sending a message without tipping off The Rainbow too much

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 07:50:18 No.5225043 Report

Quoted By:

>>5225039
I want to be optimistic and hope that just because it says we're part of it and that it can track us doesn't mean it can read our thoughts like Corporate can since they're directly in our head and the Rainbow isn't.
However it knows about Hives and to our knowledge is not affiliated with Fazbear Entertainment and thus should not have company knowledge of what we are.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1ey9Xcwo Sun 10 Apr 2022 07:57:58 No.5225044 Report

Quoted By: >>5225048

>>5224931
This could work but we need to understand this bit of her in our arm
Is it actually separate from her that it can think for it self? Or is it fully connected like a drone?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 08:14:14 No.5225048 Report

Quoted By:

>>5224931
>>5225044
This is one of those things to test later on. Once we reach the shed with JJ we should try talking to our arm. Touching it, trying to communicate and see if Rainbow responds or if this bit of herself has some independance now that it's not attached to her. There were many mouths and eyes on the surface of Rainbow, not too far of a stretch to think it might be connected.
We should also try to communicate during the day too. See if it's like how Corporate can't listen in on us at night unless they actively focus on it.

Speaking of the day, we might have to sacrifice some of our time during the day to hunt in the woods to satisfy her. I don't think fighting off Foxy during the night will count as sating her desire for us to kill. Although some of her advice might help. I imagine with the new power of our arm if we attack the Canine first in the night we could scare it severely enough it will be too focused on hiding and cowering to wreck the place or try to hurt us and we could explore the wood some more.
I feel dirty proposing we actively seek out the Canine to harm him as soon as night falls...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IMYfodwN Sun 10 Apr 2022 12:44:38 No.5225142 Report

Quoted By: >>5225160 >>5225285 >>5225293

If we find another creature and make a contract with the same arm do they cancel out?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 13:16:48 No.5225160 Report

Quoted By: >>5225293

>>5225142
It could also leave us with a double powered up arm. Or a super curse.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eF5/sB/Q Sun 10 Apr 2022 16:09:03 No.5225274 Report

Quoted By: >>5225297

well this fucking sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BYCJgfO4 Sun 10 Apr 2022 16:17:16 No.5225285 Report

Quoted By:

>>5225142

If we get the chance to find out? Do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Sun 10 Apr 2022 16:23:22 No.5225293 Report

Quoted By: >>5225298

>>5225160
>>5225142
Or our arm could just violently blow up, leaving us at 1 hp and instakilling the other creature

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 16:28:01 No.5225297 Report

Quoted By:

>>5225274
We were randomly beset upon by a demon and threatened into a contract that favors them heavily. These things tend to suck. At least we got a powerup out of it, she could have just made us kill with no increase to power!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 16:29:11 No.5225298 Report

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>>5225293
I uh. I would prefer some of the Rainbow's lasers to use instead of a suicide arm...

Pizzeria Quest

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Pizzeria Quest ID:ophUICH6 Sun 10 Apr 2022 16:43:43 No.5225312 Report

Quoted By: >>5225340 >>5225351 >>5225357 >>5225379 >>5225561 >>5225584 >>5225799

Using your non-cursed hand, you force JJ from her shock-induced state from the ground and more or less drag her through the gap in the Freak's Fence.

It doesn't slice you or her in half on the way out, what it does after that you don't know. You don't look back.

>"Later Losers!"

What the Hell did you ‘agree’ to? To kill? What happened to your arm? Is it just going to kill anything it touches? That's going to make paperwork miserable.

... As you run forward, you smack a tree with your Cursed fist.

It feels like the impact is heavier than usual but it doesn’t explode or anything that intense. It’s definitely stronger, and you seem to have full control of it. Every few seconds a little blast of colorful 'steam' erupts from it.

Reminder of the Contract...

By the time you're back at the Pizzeria, JJ is able to run on her own. The two of you collapse by the Jungle Gym. Neither of you can feel fatigue, obviously, but it feels right to try to re-adapt to 'normalcy'.

<inquiry>Are you okay?

>"... No!! Of course not!! Why would I be-- how are YOU okay!? What was that? That's... that was real, wasn't it? My oculars have never failed me before but--"

<statement>That was real, I have this to be sure.

You focus on the strange colors steaming about your right arm.

>"Oh my gosh, that thing could have killed both of us. W-we wouldn't have been able to do anything-- anything at all."

<statement>If it got to that we could have tried to fight it. The deal it offered sounded safer.

...

<statement>Maybe it was.

JJ looks up at you, adjusting her hat and brushing off some foliage from the hike.

>"...How can you say that?"

<statement>Our job is to sell Pizza and hurt people as it stands. The latter may or may not happen. Most of us don't want to hurt people. Beasts on the other hand, would have to be fought anyways.

<statement cont.>If the Light was being honest, more power could save our lives. We were already under a similar contract already.

It's with no small amount of grim humor you realize by technicality, the Contract with the Rainbow-faced Freak is arguably more humane than what Fazbear wants.

>"Well, if anything, we both survived... I... wasn't ready--Sir.

...

>"Sir! Why is there smoke coming from the Pizzeria!?"

<expletive>We just got fucking back!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:83jsXXUB Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:15:33 No.5225340 Report

Quoted By: >>5225358 >>5225370

>>5225312
OH GOD IT'S A FIRE
WHO THE FUCK
CAN ACID STARTS FIRES???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:32:36 No.5225350 Report

Quoted By:

>>5224629
>>5224640
I doubt any amount of Remnant we'd get short of turning the entire pizzeria into a mass-murder death trap with no exits would be enough to take on the Rainbow.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:33:32 No.5225351 Report

Quoted By: >>5225361 >>5225362

>>5225312
Wait... IS THAT PART OF THE PIZZERIA THE BATHROOM? IS THAT WHAT THE FEELING OF WRONGNESS WAS? A FUCKING ELECTRICAL FAULT?

Fuck this night, it was meant to be quiet! Alright fucking fuck climb through the kitchen window and order JJ to fill up as many pots and containers with water from the sink as she can. I don't know if water can do anything if it's the acid that caused this but considering all Mr Hugs has done for a week is burn the floor I doubt the fire is related to the acid at least directly. Pop our heads out around the kitchen door for a quick peek at whatever is causing the fire, if it isn't some horrific flame creature we need to take one of the water pots JJ filled and dump it on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:39:05 No.5225355 Report

Quoted By: >>5225365

>>5224931
She mentioned that the bit of her inside us is specifically designed to not go against her, so I'm assuming it's not a separate entity with will, but just a part of her extending outwards.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:39:31 No.5225357 Report

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>>5225312
>"Sir! Why is there smoke coming from the Pizzeria!?"

<statement>Oh, that's not smoke, that's just steam from the steamed pizza we'll be having. Mmm Mmmmm, steamed pizza!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:40:49 No.5225358 Report

Quoted By: >>5225370

>>5225340
In sufficient quantities, if it burns hot enough and if it hits something electrical, yes. Not usually though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eJ8Q2b2S Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:45:20 No.5225361 Report

Quoted By: >>5225362 >>5225370

>>5225351
Do we have any extinguishers?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eJ8Q2b2S Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:46:21 No.5225362 Report

Quoted By: >>5225370

>>5225361
>>5225351
Because water will not help with an electrical fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:47:47 No.5225365 Report

Quoted By:

>>5225355
Well she said that was by design. If someone designed something there's some way, or someone, to tweak that design.

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Anonymous ID:4kbI/V6H Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:53:46 No.5225368 Report

Quoted By:

>the canine wasn't here to scare away beasts
>the rainbow kept us held for a long time
So either this is a freak fire thanks to Hugs burning the wood at the edge of his range but not dissolving it, resulting in a fire.
Or we have a pyromaniac beast in there.

WHAT A QUIET NIGHT WE HAD!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:56:24 No.5225370 Report

Quoted By: >>5225375

>>5225340
>>5225358
>>5225361
>>5225362
I bet this type of shit never happens to the Hive that got sent to the city location we didn't choose.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:02:18 No.5225375 Report

Quoted By: >>5225376

>>5225370
The Hive in the city probably has it worse. If the Rainbow is here, that means anything from the franchise is fair game so they're probably dealing with fucking Dreadbear right about now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:07:48 No.5225376 Report

Quoted By:

>>5225375
I can almost hear it through the feedback of our connections...

>WHY DID WE ALL OPEN UP A SEALED BACKROOM IN THIS PLACE? YOU ALL KNOW THE RUMORS, THIS YELLOW PRICK IS YOUR FAULTS!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eF5/sB/Q Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:13:26 No.5225379 Report

Quoted By:

>>5225312
OH COME ON

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gTz7gLvd Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:27:19 No.5225390 Report

Quoted By:

>we leave for two hours
>whole place goes up in flames
WHO'S SCARED OF A LITTLE LIABILITY?
HEALTH AND SAFETY? MORE OF A LUXURY.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:45:35 No.5225407 Report

Quoted By: >>5225422 >>5225455 >>5225488

Somewhere along the line I think we might have made some poor decisions...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Sun 10 Apr 2022 19:07:54 No.5225422 Report

Quoted By: >>5225545 >>5225734

>>5225407
Well the QM didn’t try to stop us, so they couldn’t’ve been that bad, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Sun 10 Apr 2022 19:48:20 No.5225455 Report

Quoted By:

>>5225407
Poor decisions are the foundation for any good Fazbear's establishment

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WA2w8Oew Sun 10 Apr 2022 20:30:02 No.5225488 Report

Quoted By:

>>5225407
I vote that we need to seriously hurt a few kids at this point.

Also, I'm not a expert on strength or anything, but how strong are balloon ribbons? I vividly remember my 6th grade teacher accidentally making her palms bleed in front of the entire class while trying to rip some apart for a science lesson, so maybe we can try to tie up foxy that way?

Also, we should just get like, a rack that Mr hugs has to go upside down on. Do robots get motion sickness? Do we get motion sickenss?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BYCJgfO4 Sun 10 Apr 2022 21:27:40 No.5225545 Report

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>>5225422
Reread the encounter with the rainbow and the posts before/between. We almost bit it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EGc5rpbC Sun 10 Apr 2022 21:46:15 No.5225561 Report

Quoted By: >>5225739

>>5225312
OH FUCKKKKKKKKKK, IS THIS BECAUSE OF OUR TERRIBLE HEALTH AND SAFETY OR SOMETHING? OK LET'S LEAVE JJ OUT HERE AND ENTER THROUGH THE FRONT TO CHECK OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFXwWaOm Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:09:37 No.5225584 Report

Quoted By:

>>5225312
WEE WOO WEE WOO WE NEED TO STOP THE FIRE NOW.

GUESS THE CANINE WAS THE LEAST OF OUR FUCKING WORRIES.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Mon 11 Apr 2022 00:41:05 No.5225734 Report

Quoted By: >>5225935

>>5225422
The Rainbow on a casual strike with no intent to really kill us dealt two damage out of our total health, then suckered us into a demonic contract that has lowered our total health. Assuming it's about as powerful as it was in World, it could have killed us instantly and only didn't because it wants to make us suffer/twist us into a useful tool.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Mon 11 Apr 2022 00:43:17 No.5225739 Report

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>>5225561
>leave JJ out here
>when there's at least one demon god out here in the Wood with zero hangup about fucking us over for its own entertainment
No, decisions like these are 99% of the reason we get stuck in situations like these. And presently, JJ is far more vulnerable than we are to Wood bullshit. We both go in or no one does.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7kjR/h2 Mon 11 Apr 2022 01:53:45 No.5225799 Report

Quoted By:

>>5225312
GO IN
BOTH OF US
GET THE WATER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eF5/sB/Q Mon 11 Apr 2022 05:04:58 No.5225935 Report

Quoted By: >>5225995

>>5225734
You know the worst part about this is that we're never going to be able to get any meaningful revenge on this technicolor piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Mon 11 Apr 2022 05:45:20 No.5225995 Report

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>>5225935
It only makes sense, given that she's THE single most powerful threat in World bar none, up to and including Animdude. That's without factoring in the fact that the timer that ticks down during her boss battle in that game demonstrates she can just casually dump 99999 damage attacks, which implies she was mostly holding back for her own entertainment. Here? Same deal, but the caveat is less a visible timer and more "Amuse me or everyone even remotely connected to your establishment is going to die horribly".

I'm pretty certain the Rainbow here exists to very much be an escalation of the scales of power and threat we've been dealing with so far. We can't beat it, we can't run from it, and our only real options are to either give into serving it and killing people/animals/things so it can feed on them (which will not end well) or giving into Corporate and start juicing kids, which is equally bad.

Ghost

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Ghost ID:xcUS8mWf Mon 11 Apr 2022 05:58:32 No.5226003 Report

Quoted By: >>5226009 >>5226153 >>5226167

As a sane DM, I will never, NEVER EVER put you in an unwinnable situation. If you go by the assumption that because you can't kill something in a FNAF game, the same rules apply here, remember that you cannot kill anything in a FNAF game aside from in Security Breach. That would imply every single thing is unkillable.

This is not to make you question prior decisions, do what you would have done. I would have done the same thing as a Player given JJ on the line and being surrounded (you both rolled 1s trying to notice her), but I strongly encourage not making decisions on meta knowledge like "Oh she has a really high health bar in the RPG", that mentality will almost certainly wind up killing you. This is a universe derived from FNAF, not a 1:1 remake of the games.

On a lighter note, out of all the potential Wood encounters, MAN am I stoked I rolled Rainbow, I know she kinda caused some trouble, but I was praying she'd be one of the Wood encounters.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Mon 11 Apr 2022 06:03:23 No.5226009 Report

Quoted By:

>>5226003
Good to know. Still, I'm not sure what we can do without either Remnant or trying to jury-rig a nuke to wipe out the Wood. We are rather pathetic.

>On a lighter note, out of all the potential Wood encounters, MAN am I stoked I rolled Rainbow, I know she kinda caused some trouble, but I was praying she'd be one of the Wood encounters.
I am morbidly curious on what else you have on that encounter table of yours if this was just one of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Mon 11 Apr 2022 09:02:04 No.5226153 Report

Quoted By:

>>5226003
I am highly amused that we both rolled 1s to see the massive Rainbow monster in the pitch black woods. Fazbear must have spent $20 on both our occulars, combined.

It's also funny that any failed mechanical or perception rolls on our part can be blamed on the cheapness of Corporate and it is completely justified.

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Anonymous ID:8urN6NZ5 Mon 11 Apr 2022 09:17:57 No.5226167 Report

Quoted By: >>5226342

>>5226003
I really loved how you wrote Rainbow, she's incredibly fun even if she had us in a position where her pressure and threats made it hard for us to think of a way to get out of it.

I genuinely believe that there was totally a way to get out of her contract without us or JJ dying but she's really good at making people panic and fuck up with her constant attacks of insults, threats and actual attacks. Which I think you really nailed Ghost.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Mon 11 Apr 2022 14:45:04 No.5226342 Report

Quoted By: >>5226349

>>5226167
What she excels at is force projection, and the whole point of that strat IS to make your target panic and rush into things

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Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Mon 11 Apr 2022 14:52:56 No.5226349 Report

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>>5226342
Next time we'll get that Technicolor Bitch!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Mon 11 Apr 2022 17:09:31 No.5226464 Report

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Looks like we’ll need new bread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gdOeAqo9 Mon 11 Apr 2022 17:49:35 No.5226498 Report

Quoted By: >>5226501 >>5226553

God damn, I don't look at this thread for like a day and everything goes to shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnGztcYi Mon 11 Apr 2022 17:55:57 No.5226501 Report

Quoted By:

>>5226498
We have it all under control

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJK5bBO0 Mon 11 Apr 2022 18:57:14 No.5226553 Report

Quoted By: >>5226691

>>5226498
I'm sure it will be fine. Our new demonic overlord (in a literasl sense compared to Corporate. Probably) will surely be fair and reasonable in what she expects of us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z1nX/2Md Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:46:37 No.5226691 Report

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>>5226553
I mean, we could ask Corporate to turn off the pain receptors so we can tear off our arm before it explodes, that’s an option too

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Ghost ID:xcUS8mWf Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:51:29 No.5226698 Report

Quoted By: >>5237337

New bread alive:
>>5226690

Necro

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>>5226698
Thanks for running.

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