From P Company's Public Relations archives:

"PRODUCT RECALL:
'ASBESTO-BUDDY' ASBESTOS CONTAINMENT CELL REINFORCEMENT

Due to recent pressure arising from disputed scientific studies, reports of customer dissatisfaction at formerly clandestine P-Company sites, and numerous fatalities resulting from the lack of a choking hazard warning, all instances of 'ASBETO-BUDDY' Asbestos Containment Cell Reinforcement have been pulled from the market. If you have previously purchased an 'ASBESTOS-BUDDY' pack within the last week, please consult P Company's Customer Service office at 702-XXX-XXXX."

Multiple errors, especially the fact that the Customer Service office had not been established at the time, had initially marked these recall statements for SIMPLE MINDS disinformation procedures, under supervision of E Company. This proposal was met with numerous objections from P Company's Communications and Accounting Departments:

"No."

"Why are you spending so much money on a dumb recall statement anyway? Just send out another recall statement on the first one."

Recursive recall statements are still being issued to this day.

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The entirety of the E Company Standard Operating Procedures:
1. DIE
2. HAVE FUN
3. SMILE FOR THE CAMERA =)