After a long day of tennis, kart racing, and shunning Waluigi's existence, the motley crew of usual suspects make their way to Princess Peach's castle courtyard to watch fireworks and mingle with the citizenry of the Mushroom Kingdom.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:XxZohaWj Sat 19 Mar 2022 04:35:09 No. 5199737 Report A very sick looking Birdo tugs Doctor Mario's sleeve and looks deep into his eyes, her own face and eyelids sagging in wishful agony. As if to say, "Doctor Mario, maybe the Star Spirits can cure my stage 6 terminal brain cancer". Doctor Mario rests a hand on Birdo's slender, pink shoulder, looks down, then looks up right in her eye, gives her a nod, and then they, too, are running off to help the Star Spirits.>Doctor Mario and partner(/patient) Birdo! >Luigi and partner Dr. E. Gadd! >Bowser and partner Kammy Koopa! >Princess Peach and partner Star Child "Lil' Twink"!
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>>5199737 >>Bowser and partner Kammy Koopa! Anonymous
>>5199737 >Princess Peach and partner Star Child "Lil' Twink"! Anonymous
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>>5199737 >Bowser and partner Kammy Koopa! Anonymous
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>>5199737 >Bowser and partner Kammy Koopa! Anonymous
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>>5199737 >Bowser and partner Kammy Koopa! Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:XxZohaWj Sat 19 Mar 2022 21:17:53 No. 5200333 Report <<You will take control of King Bowser as the main character, starting off with his trusty magical hag assistant, Kammy Koopa. Your goal is to acquire the Star Spirits in order to fulfill your wish, which is...>>>The destruction of the Mushroom Kingdom and that greasy prick Mario! Koopa Supremacy!! >Princess Peach's hand in marriage and the linking of our kingdoms! Gwa ha ha!! >Become Giga Bowser! Bwa ha ha ha!! I'll be so big!!! Yeah!!!! >Urk... Just need a quiet place to rest... Ate too much seafood salad at that Party and played too many minigames... **Blargh!!!!** Don't need any stinking Star Spirits... More trouble than they're worth! **Blurgh...** >Write in - ???
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:XxZohaWj Sat 19 Mar 2022 21:19:38 No. 5200335 Report If the battle is won, all KO'd party members will return to 1HP. If all party members are KO'd, you will face a harsh penalty, and forced to find another way forward. Any Boss you failed to defeat will still need to be overcome.>Partner Helper Plus Badge >Flame Boots Badge >Combat Steroid Implant Package "Badge" >Double Dip Badge >Sound FX [D] Badge > Stop Watch - Gives enemies the Paralysis effect. > Dizzy Dial - Give enemies the Dizzy effect. > Fright Jar - Scare enemies away in battle. > Mr. Softener - Decreases enemy Defense by 3 for 3 turns. (Cannot go below 0) > POW! Block - 2 damage to all enemies on ground or ceiling. Flips shelled enemies. > Thunder Bolt - 5 damage to a single enemy. > Volt Shroom - Grants a friendly character the Electrified effect. > Courage Shell - Halves damage on one character for 3 turns. > Super Soda - Restores 5FP and cures shrinking and poisoning. > Honey Super - Restores 10HP and 5FP. > Boiled Egg - Restores 8HP and 8FP. > Cake Mix - Restores 1FP. Used in recipes.
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>>5200333 >Become the ruler of the Mushroom kingdom. >>5200335 >Partner Helper Plus Badge >Double Dip Badge Fright Jar, POW! Block, Volt Shroom.
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>>5200333 >Princess Peach's hand in marriage and the linking of our kingdoms! Gwa ha ha!! >>5200335 >Partner Helper Plus Badge >Flame Boots Badge >Honey Super, Boiled Egg, POW! Block Anonymous
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>>5200333 >The destruction of the Mushroom Kingdom and that greasy prick Mario! Koopa Supremacy!! >>5200335 >Sound FX [D] Badge Y'know, for fun! And also....
> Honey Super - Restores 10HP and 5FP. > Boiled Egg - Restores 8HP and 8FP. > Stop Watch - Gives enemies the Paralysis effect. Anonymous
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>>5200333 >Princess Peach's hand in marriage and the linking of our kingdoms! Gwa ha ha!! >>5200335 >Partner Helper Plus Badge >Sound FX [D] Badge >POW! Block, Honey Super, Fright Jar Anonymous
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>>5200335 >Become the ruler of the Mushroom kingdom. Screw Peach, I'm tired of Mario's cock blocking.
>Partner Helper Plus Badge >Double Dip Badge > Courage Shell - Halves damage on one character for 3 turns. > Honey Super - Restores 10HP and 5FP. > Mr. Softener - Decreases enemy Defense by 3 for 3 turns. (Cannot go below 0) As per quest tradition, the first friendly girl we come across shall be the waifu.
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>>5200333 >Princess Peach's hand in marriage and the linking of our kingdoms! Gwa ha ha!! >>5200335 >Partner Helper Plus Badge >Combat Steroid Implant Package "Badge" > POW! Block - 2 damage to all enemies on ground or ceiling. Flips shelled enemies > Super Soda - Restores 5FP and cures shrinking and poisoning. > Honey Super - Restores 10HP and 5FP. Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:jLbyb68C Sun 20 Mar 2022 19:03:23 No. 5201126 Report Quoted By:
(Update coming soon, vote closed)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:jLbyb68C Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:02:09 No. 5201184 Report Badges: Partner Helper Plus (2BP), Double Dip (2BP, 2FP to activate), Sound FX [D] (0BP)>Put it back on for the journey! It's too good of a gag to let up on so early. Crash! Crash! *Slide Whistle noises* Crash! Har har har! >Leave it off. What do you mean Kammy Koopa can't use it? Grarrr... Maybe it'll come in handy another time, we'll bring it along. >Only use it when you know you are about to get into a battle! Psychological noise terror warfare! Gwa ha ha! >Grrrrrrr! Toss the stupid thing! Yeah! You're so cool! >Write in - What do you do with the Sound FX [D] Badge? >Double Dip >Partner Helper Plus
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:jLbyb68C Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:03:20 No. 5201187 Report Enemy: Gloomba
(7HP / 3FP)
Gloomy Headbonk: Deals 2 damage!
Charge (3FP): Grants a friendly character +2 ATK for 2 turns.
Gloomy Call For Help! (3FP): Can only be used when alone on the battlefield. Summons another random Gloomba. (QM rolls 1d4 - 1 Gloomba, 2 Spiked, 3 Para-, 4 Spiked Para-)
(Spiked Only) (Passive) Gloomy Headbonk deals 1 extra damage AND has Pierce 1.
(Para- Only) Fell Swoop - Deals 2 damage, is not affected by spiky tops, like jump attacks are.
Similar to Kammy's Witch Broom, Paragloombas will lose their wings and fall to the ground if jumped on. They cannot regenerate their wings.
You marched through most of Musty Meadows without until now, and now it's a big problem!
Three Gloombas block the Musty Mountain Pass into Mt. Rugged. They look completely unaware of you as the spiked and winged Gloombas desperately try to explain to the plain Gloomba how to get his Egg Salad creamier and more voluminous.
How do you proceed?
All characters get one Action per Turn, unless affected by certain status effects. Typically, the friendly team attacks first, then the enemy team, and back and forth until the battle is over.
All characters always attack from inwards to outwards. Bowser leads his party from the front, and so attacks first. And once you get a third party member, they will always attack last unless their "slots" are swapped. Remember this order when making decisions! Swapping spots costs an Action from the character initiating the swap, but not the character it is swapping with.
Depending on some actions, you will have to attack the closest enemy, such as Bite. Jump is an example of an attack that can target any grounded or flying enemy. Use this to your advantage to protect yourself from certain attacks/enemies.
>Choose one action for Bowser, then one for Kammy to perform right after. Specify to the best of your abilities. Let's dash these creeps! (Please refer to
>>5200333 for base stats/moves, to be updated at our next level up.)
(Since we're Lvl. 1, each Gloomba will provide Bowser 30SP. This decreases to 25SP at Lvl. 2 and diminishes further from there.)
Suggestions:
>Bowser Jumps on Paragloomba, taking its wings off. Kammy uses Shape Beam on the Spiked Gloomba. >Bowser Bites the Gloomba in front, Kammy uses Wand Smack on it, or if it died, on the Spiked Gloomba behind it. >Use the POW! Block, then have Kammy use Magic Roulette. >Have Bowser Interact with the environment, what little is here, and have Kammy Koopa use Shape Beam on the Spiked Gloomba. (Unless you guys need any hints in the future, this will be the only time I do this.)
QM will handle all the combat rolls unless specified. (I know, not very exciting, but I think it's necessary for the system. Subject to change in the future.)
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>>5201184 >Only use it when you know you are about to get into a battle! Psychological noise terror warfare! Gwa ha ha! Partner Helper Plus
>Bowser jumps on the ParaGloomba, Kammy use's wand smack on the Spiked Gloomba. Anonymous
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>>5201187 >Leave it off. What do you mean Kammy Koopa can't use it? Grarrr... Maybe it'll come in handy another time, we'll bring it along. >>Partner Helper Badge >>>Bowser Bites the Gloomba in front, Kammy uses Wand Smack on it, or if it died, on the Spiked Gloomba behind it. Anonymous
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>>5201184 >Put it back on for the journey! It's too good of a gag to let up on so early. Crash! Crash! *Slide Whistle noises* Crash! Har har har! >Partner Helper Plus >>5201187 Can we steal their ponty hats?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:jLbyb68C Sun 20 Mar 2022 23:13:12 No. 5201382 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 (1d5) Rolling for Bowser's jump!
>The damage causes Paragloomba to lose its wings, dropping it safely to the ground! We'll still call him Paragloomba to make things easy. >>5201248 No, their heads are too small for Your Surlyness. Perhaps you'll find a Badge or Item for that later.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:jLbyb68C Sun 20 Mar 2022 23:14:52 No. 5201384 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d3) Spiked Gloomba takes damage from Kammy's Wand Smack!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:jLbyb68C Sun 20 Mar 2022 23:33:19 No. 5201394 Report Quoted By:
Gloomba takes a Gloomy Headbonk at Bowser! (-1HP)>Combat "rolls" on! Choose an action for Bowser, then Kammy Koopa! 1 or 2 or 3 more updates today.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:jLbyb68C Sun 20 Mar 2022 23:37:14 No. 5201398 Report Main: Level 1 King Bowser (10HP / 5FP / 3BP)>Jump (0FP) Deal 1d5 damage. (1-5 dmg) >Bite (1FP) Deal 1d12-4 damage. Pierce 2. (0-8 dmg) >Shell Strike (2FP) Strike all grounded enemies for 1d4+2 (3-6 dmg) >Bowser Breath (4FP) Roll 4d3-2 fire damage to all enemies, including enemies who are flying or on the ceiling. (2-10 dmg) >Wand Smack (0FP) Deals 1d3 physical damage to a single enemy. Can strike enemies in the air or on the ceiling provided she is mounted on her Witch Broom. (1-3 dmg) >Mount Witch Broom (0FP) Can only be used from the ground. Puts you in the air. Restores 3FP. >Shape Beam (2FP) Deals 1d3+1 magical damage to a single enemy. Pierce 1. Cooldown: 1 turn. (2-4 dmg) >Magic Roulette (3FP) Grants Bowser a random status effect for 2 turns: (1d6) 1: +1DEF and +1ATK, 2: Electrified (Counters close physical attacks with 1 damage), 3: Regen (+3HP and +3FP), 4: Invisibility (Avoid all attacks), 5: Huge (Double damage), 6: Fast (Can perform two actions per turn.) >Rest - Randomly restore 0-5 HP and 0-5 FP. (The roll is 2d7-2, meaning 1's and 2's restore 0) >Item - Use one item from your inventory. (Currently: Boiled Egg, Honey Super, Fright Jar and POW! Block) >Interact - Situational/environmental combat opportunities. >Flee - Attempt to get away! (Difficulty scales with battles. Bosses can never be escaped)
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>>5201398 >No, their heads are too small for Your Surlyness. Perhaps you'll find a Badge or Item for that later. Not for the sake of wearing, but keeping, trading, etc. Hey our companion is small enough to wear one. If she wears it then people can't stomp her off her broom.
>>5201398 >Bowser Breath (4FP) Roll 4d3-2 fire damage to all enemies, including enemies who are flying or on the ceiling. (2-10 dmg) >Shape Beam (2FP) Deals 1d3+1 magical damage to a single enemy. Pierce 1. Cooldown: 1 turn. (2-4 dmg) target whoever is still alive
Hey OP, did you run the Black Mesa sexy Infiltrator quest?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:jLbyb68C Sun 20 Mar 2022 23:45:03 No. 5201403 Report >>5201400 >Not for the sake of wearing, but keeping, trading, etc. Hey our companion is small enough to wear one. If she wears it then people can't stomp her off her broom. PERHAMPS
>Black Mesa Nope, wasn't me
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>>5201403 >PERHAMPS NO
WE ARE KING BOWSER
WE COMMAND HER TO ACQUIRE HEAD PROTECTION AFTER THE FIGHT.
Ask if we get fat stacks of these we can just meet them at people.
Can we pick up the wings from the winged Goomba?
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>>5201398 Can we perform combat action and UNIVERSAL ACTIONS, or does it have to be one or the other? Cool quest by the way. How long do you expect it to last until finished? 3 threads at the most?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:jLbyb68C Mon 21 Mar 2022 00:02:12 No. 5201413 Report Quoted By:
>>5201404 >>5201408 You know what? No wings. And no helmets anymore. Kammy thinks they look tacky and refuses to wear one, besides, a Koopa's head and a Goomba's head are deceptively different in size. And stores will only pay 1 coin for 100 of either of them, as they smell of not just Goombas, but Gloombas. Just kidding, I'm not sure yet. We'll inspect it after battle.
Universal actions are combat actions that can be used universally by the party.
2-5 threads depending on how I write, more if it takes on a life of its own.
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>>5199751 Does this mean Princess Peach and partner Star Child "Lil' Twink" will be our rivals?
>>5200333 is Kammy Koopa the blue robed version or obviously hag purple version?
>>5201184 >You and Doctor Mario technically have a truce, anyway, since he performed your vasectomy last month. Why did Dr. Mario do that?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:jLbyb68C Mon 21 Mar 2022 00:11:41 No. 5201424 Report >>5201414 Yes
Picrel, haggish af
And it will be revealed in time.
Relax, he be a doctor. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Combat moving forward in 15 minutes!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:jLbyb68C Mon 21 Mar 2022 00:28:43 No. 5201438 Report Rolled 1, 1, 1, 2 - 2 = 3 (4d3 - 2) Bowser depletes most of his FP to unleash, potentially, his most devastating attack in his current arsenal.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:jLbyb68C Mon 21 Mar 2022 00:34:56 No. 5201450 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1) >>5201438 A pitifully weak flame! Don't look at us like that, Kammy! You saw how much seafood salad we ate back there!
Kammy tries her best to not show obvious disappointment or laughter, and launches her signature Shape Beam at the weakened Spike Gloomba, sure to kill it in its weakened state!
This leaves the Charged Gloomba by itself at (4/7HP)!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:jLbyb68C Mon 21 Mar 2022 00:49:16 No. 5201482 Report Rolled 2 (1d4) As expected, the Spiked Gloomba falls to the sacred geometry of Kammy's Magic Wand.>Gloomy Call For Help! >Choose one action for Bowser, then one for Kammy! >If you can defeat both enemies this turn, you will receive a bonus 5 Coins!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:jLbyb68C Mon 21 Mar 2022 00:50:42 No. 5201486 Report Quoted By:
>>5201482 >Gloomba (4*HP / 0FP) Not 3HP. >New (Spiked) Gloomba (7HP / 3FP) Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:jLbyb68C Mon 21 Mar 2022 00:52:36 No. 5201495 Report Quoted By:
Defeating both enemies may or may not be possible. Don't worry about it too much. Also, the New Gloomba is behind the original one, not in front. Good luck!
Anonymous
>>5201482 Bowser use Shell strike.
Kammy uses shapebeam would prefer the powered Gloomba but if the spiked one is close to death...
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>>5201562 Wait a second, we only have 1 FP, and we need 2 FP to use that attack.
>>5201482 Changing vote.
Bowser use bite, then Kamma use Shape Beam on the next not dead Goomba.
>>5201424 Jokes on you, GILFS got me acting up.
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>>5201620 >Wait a second, we only have 1 FP, and we need 2 FP to use that attack. >>5201398 So these stats are wrong? Bowser should have 5 and SS takes 2fp?
If I'm wrong I'll support you.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 03:24:04 No. 5201827 Report Rolled 8 + 14 (1d12 + 14) Bowser walks up to the original Gloomba and just... Attempts to chomp in to him! If the roll is 8 or above, the Gloomba is KO'd!
Anything less and you'll have to try to take him out with Kammy's Wand Smash!
(Shape Beam has 1 turn Cooldown
>>5201398 , meant to bring that up explicitly, my bad. It shouldn't have too much of an outcome on this fight,)
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>>5201620 >we need 2 FP to use that attack. Correct, thank you.
>>5201628 >Stats are wrong? They are the base stats. Right now Bowser is missing 4 HP and 4FP from this fight. Apologies for any confusion!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 03:33:21 No. 5201848 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d3) >>5201827 That's supposed to be -4 not + 14. Bowser bites down just hard enough on the Gloomba to cut it in half in his giant maw! It tastes like a jujube made of spittle, dirt and cancer! You can't attempt to scrape the taste off your tongue fast enough.
Kammy Koopa cackles at the King's spectacle, and raises her Wand in her hand and with all her limited might, comes down right on the Spiked Gloomba's ugly face!
The Spiked Gloomba is only annoyed by this, and still retains over half of his original 7HP!
Instead of using an opportunity to call in yet another comrade, this Gloomba goes full kamikaze banzai domo arigato Mr. Roboto, and does a Spiky, Gloomy Headbonk on Kammy, leaving her in Peril at 1HP!
New Spiked Gloomba - (7HP-1d3 roll / 3FP)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 03:34:54 No. 5201852 Report Rolled 3 - 4 (1d12 - 4) Bowser's Bite need a roll of 10 or higher to finish this!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 03:41:09 No. 5201860 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d3 + 1) >>5201852 Bowser takes a mighty chomp... And misses whimsically! He couldn't have jumped on the Spiked Gloomba, and he had no FP to use any other skill. Bummer.
Kammy jumps in, panicking!
Shape Beam doesn't finish it off as it was expected to!
Instead, she takes its HP down from 6 to 6-(1d3+1).
Bowser, "what was that??!! Kill him!"
Kammy, under her breath: "you didn't even HIT the lousy guy..."
Spiked Gloomba, now looking worse for wear, whistles his Gloomy Call For Help! Drats!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 03:49:40 No. 5201876 Report Rolled 3 (1d4) Spiked Gloomba #2, now at 4HP and 0FP, has called in a friend!>One action from Bowser (6HP / 1FP), one from Kammy. (1HP / 2 FP)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 03:59:23 No. 5201895 Report Quoted By:
The bright side: if you survive, you'll gain enough SP for almost one and a half levels!
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>>5201876 Have Bowser use jump on the spiked Gloomba.
Kammy uses fright jar.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 04:36:49 No. 5201950 Report >>5201920 I feel like I really assumed too much and failed to elaborate on the mechanics enough, my apologies. This is awkward.
Due to the spike tied to the Gloomba's head, Jump-based attacks (Like Jump or Headbonk) will do no damage and instead counterattack for 1 unblockable damage.
With the depleted FP, you can attempt another Bite (1-8 damage, 33% chance to miss) or Rest to attempt to recuperate HP and FP, or use another Universal move like Flee, Interact or Item.
Kammy is similarly limited, only being allowed patented Wand Smack and the 4 Universal moves.
Fright Jar scares enemies away from combat and does not grant SP, as they were not defeated.
You can change your answer if you'd like.
I'm leaving this update open for ~8+ hrs. while I go to sleep.
I'll probably add another 100 rule changes and don't'cha-know's by tomorrow morning.
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Sorry, I'll be more thorough. I'll make a pastebin in the coming days explaining in full: combat, items, etc. Please bare with me for the next day or two as I refine the mechanics. Feel free to post your thoughts, questions, comments, lets-a-go's, gwa ha ha's, etc.
Mea culpa mea culpa
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>>5201876 Bowser and Kammy both rest
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 06:49:41 No. 5202019 Report Quoted By:
>>5201950 pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 work in progress, I'll link it again later when it's ready.
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>>5201950 >failed to elaborate on the mechanics enough, That was my fault had a brain fart and forgot about spikes.
>>5201876 Have Bowser Jump on the Paragloomba.
Kammy can rest.
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>>5201920 Dude the spiked one deals damage if you jump on it. Its like stepping on a Lego. Instead of that we should just rest.
>>5202009 +1
>>5202026 You dork
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>>5202009 Support both resterino
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 13:58:53 No. 5202209 Report Rolled 1, 6, 1, 6 - 2 = 12 (4d7 - 2) >Rest - Randomly restore 0-5 HP and 0-5 FP. (The roll is 2d7-2, meaning 1's and 2's restore 0)
Bowser: +(dice #1)-2 FP. +(dice #2)-2 HP.
Kammy: +(dice #3)-2 FP. +(dice #4)-2 HP.
Bowser and Kammy Koopa are in danger of being trounced in Musty Meadows. They both take a Rest to attempt to restore Flower Points and Heart Points.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp_xIKHVeSk&ab The Gloombas sit and watch expectantly.
>Spiked Gloomba - (4HP / 0FP) >Paragloomba - (7HP / 3FP) Realizing they have an opening, they make an attack!
Spiked Gloomba performs a spiked Gloomy Headbonk at Bowser, reducing his HP by 3!
Paragloomba Charges himself up! He is depleted of FP, like the Spiked Gloomba, so you don't have to worry about his Gloomy Call For Help! but his standard attack now deals 4 damage! Watch out Kammy! That's a OHKO!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 14:04:05 No. 5202213 Report >>5202209 In a dry stroke of luck, no FP is regenerated!
But both HP's are restored to full!
That is, until the Spiked Gloomba headbonked Bowser down a notch.
Bowser (7/10HP - 1/5FP)
Kammy (4/4HP - 2/6FP)
>>5201398 (List of all moves. Take note of your current FP!)>Choose an Action for Bowser, then Kammy! Let's kill these gloomy creeps! Spiked Gloomba - (4HP / 0FP)
Paragloomba - (7HP / 3FP)
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>>5202213 >Bowser jump on Paragloomba >Kammy shape beam on Paragloomba Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:QFW3fZpY Mon 21 Mar 2022 15:42:27 No. 5202316 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d5) Bowser leaps devilishly into the musty, gross air!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:QFW3fZpY Mon 21 Mar 2022 15:51:38 No. 5202336 Report Practically missing, Bowser falls off the mark of his flying foe by a solid meter. As he slams to the ground, he accidentally lands a glancing tail whip on the Paragloomba, taking it's wings off and dealing only 1 damage.>Launch the Shape Beam at the wounded Spiked Goomba (33% to KO)? >Stay on course on and further weaken (2-4dmg) the grounded, Charged Paragloomba? (6HP) >Do something else? Hint: since our enemies have jump based moves, choosing to Swap spots with Bowser (Universal move I mentioned earlier and forgot but will add to the list) won't do anything positive in this scenario.
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>>5202336 >Launch the Shape Beam at the wounded Spiked Goomba (33% to KO)? Anonymous
>>5202336 >Stay on course on and further weaken (2-4dmg) the grounded, Charged Paragloomba? (6HP) I'm not gonna pick a move that leaves us with one opponent who will call for help AGAIN
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 18:16:15 No. 5202509 Report Rolled 1 + 1 (1d3 + 1) >>5202361 >>5202365 Take that, Spiked Gloomba! Eat shapes!
The Gloomba with the pointed head braces and tries to endure the punishing beam of squares, circles and triangles!
>>5202365 I think I'm going for a speedrun how many mistakes I can make as a QM. Paragloomba should've had 0FP here>>5202213 and still unable to call for backup Anonymous
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>>5202509 Put peen in Kappa
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 18:33:32 No. 5202531 Report You gets up from your failed Jump, and as you scuttle back to Kammy's side, you notices that a small crowd of 3 people has gathered and is cheering you guys on! "Yeah! Grar har!"
"Uhh, Your Infernalness, I think they're actually cheering on the Gloombas to decimate us..."
Upon further inspection of these hardy adventurers in the crowd, you notice Kammy's words prove true, to your disappointment.
...
The Gloomba removes pieces of ethereal triangle stuck in his teeth, and is beat up badly. He makes a leap at Bowser for 3 damage!
The Charged Gloomba makes another attack on Bowser, who is saved by a shell! Charged Gloomba looks upset, thinking he was about to deal a death blow to King Koopa, but unable to Pierce his Defense. He is still Charged for one more turn.
Bowser is in Peril at 1HP and 1FP!
Kammy is at 4HP, but out of FP! She remains puttering in the sky on her Witch Broom.
Take 'em down before it's over!
Battlefield:
Spiked Gloomba (2HP)(0FP)
Charged Gloomba (6HP)(0FP)
>One Action from Bowser and one from Kammy! Movesets -
>>5201398 (mind your FP)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 18:36:18 No. 5202534 Report Quoted By:
>>5202531 "you gets up" and "you notices" that QM does not proofread very well
Anonymous
>>5202531 Bowser & Kammy
Both Rest. We could potentially recover both HP and FP. Bowser's shell can soak 1 damage and all the Glooba's are out of FP, which means they can't use special moves or call for back up. Bowser should be positioned at the front to take the damage. He's a big boy so he can take it. No need to waste items this early on.
Anonymous
>>5202531 Bowser rest, Kamie Wand Smack on weak goomba
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 18:48:58 No. 5202546 Report >>5202537 Don't worry too much about items, you'll have plenty of opportunities to get more, and your Usable Item Inventory maxes at 10 (unlike the Key Items Inventory which is of course unlimited). You do have some nice items to hang on to right now, though.
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Combat open for 15 minutes until the turn of the hour, then I'll do a coin flip/dice roll for any tiebreakers.
Anonymous
>>5202531 Can we pocket defeated Gloomas and yeet them at enemies like disposable pokemon?
Are the wings they lose when you jump on them edible, or are they equally disguising?
Are the crowd of three people gloomas? Can we kick their asses after this fight for daring to go against their king?
Who the fuck is Bowser Jr.'s mom???
>>5202545 Not feeling so hot about Kammy's 66.6% chance of success to knock it out. On one hand, it's better than a 33.3% chance, but I just think it'd be better if she regained some HP and FP too so we can wipe both Gloombas on the next turn.
>>5202546 Do defeated small enemies count as usable items i.e. eating or throwing them?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:07:44 No. 5202565 Report Rolled 2 (1d2) 1 Boswerest and Wand Smack
2 Double Rest
>>5202549 >Can we pocket defeated Gloomas and yeet them at enemies like disposable pokemon? Pocket no, yeet perhalmps. Maybe Bowser will learn such a skill. Or another partner. Not Kammy, though.
>Are the wings they lose when you jump on them edible, or are they equally disguising? They are putrid and they crumble like old pieces of parchment paper when touched
>Are the crowd of three people gloomas? Can we kick their asses after this fight for daring to go against their king? One of the spectators is a baby Gloomba. Please don't hurt him. The other two are big, fat, pink Bob-ombs, yelling "Wooo! Headbonk 'im! Headbonk 'im!" Maybe you can confront them after this dust-up.
>Who the fuck is Bowser Jr.'s mom??? It doesn't matter, Dr. Mario aborted him in this universe.
>Do defeated small enemies count as usable items i.e. eating or throwing them? N...No. Maybe...? No. We're not Kirby. or a (((Yoshi)))
And that closes the voting window.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:10:28 No. 5202567 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 5, 1, 3 - 2 = 8 (4d7 - 2) You both try really, really hard to look unimpressed and unbothered.
You let out a yawn, to show the Gloombas they aren't phasing you.
You regain HP and FP in the same pattern as this post
>>5202209 Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:22:02 No. 5202578 Report Is there something in the air here? It's so Musty! You can't concentrate on gaining FP at all!
Luckily, Bowser manages to recuperate a much needed 3 HP, and Kammy regenerates an unneeded 1HP.
You stand back to back, trying to look cool and iconic. You stumble a little bit.
youtube.com/watch?v=jnY1m0oOR0k The Gloombas can't help but laugh at you two dorks. Then their laughter turns to gloomy malice.
The Spiked Gloomba gives Bowser another spiked Gloomy Headbonk, putting Bowser back in Peril at 1HP!
Then, the Charged Gloomba gathers all his might, and hits Kammy Koopa with a whopping 4-damage Charged Gloomy Headbonk!
Kammy Koopa falls to the floor! She's KO'd! You don't have any items to fix that!!
You stare down your dank and gloomy foes, intent on your destruction.
1 HP.
Not enough FP for any abilities.
No Partner.
A useless Badge.
Few Items.
The Crowd is silent.
Musk hangs in the air.
>Choose Bowser's next Action carefully! If you lose here, the Gloombas are sure to attempt to loot your body. You'll also forfeit all these Star Points! Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:23:41 No. 5202580 Report Quoted By:
(Charged Gloomba is no longer Charged)
Anonymous
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>>5202565 >It doesn't matter, Dr. Mario aborted him in this universe. Time for bowser to make him and fuck mario.
>>5202578 Okay fuck it took me a while to understand how the FP and HP worked.
Eat the Honey Super
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:33:22 No. 5202598 Report Bowser reaches in his shell and chomps down on a mushroom drenched in Honey Syrup, refreshing him to his full Stats.
The Gloombas can't believe their rotten luck.
"Throw everything you got at him!" Says the spiked one.
So the gruesome twosome both leap on you, dealing 4 damage.
It's your turn, King.
>One Action >>5201398 Battlefield:
Bowser: (6/10HP)(5/5FP)
Kammy: (0/4HP)(0/6FP) - K.O.
Spiked Gloomba (2HP)(0FP)
Charged Gloomba (6HP)(0FP)
Anonymous
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>>5202598 Shell strike. Hit them all.
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:23:45 No. 5202714 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d4 + 2) Your arms, legs and head retreat into your shell. You begin gathering kinetic force, rapidly spinning in place, until you let loose, striking both gloomy foes! The Spiked Gloomba spins and spins until he tosses over, KO'd. More SP for the King.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:34:09 No. 5202719 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 (1d6) Also succumbs to your powerful Shell Strike! Two-for-one! Har har har!! >+5 to HP >+5 to FP >+3 to BP
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:47:48 No. 5202731 Report You feel great. More powerful than ever, actually.>Chase down the big pink Bob-ombs and teach them respect! (Fight x2 Bulky Bob-ombs) >Fight 2 more Gloombas while you're in Musty Meadows so you can level up again real quick! (Fight x2 Spiked Gloombas) >Continue through the Musty Meadow Pass to Mt. Rugged. (QM rolls for a different encounter) >Write in - ??? >+5 to HP (More health) >+5 to FP (Resource for advanced moves) >+3 to BP (Grants powerful abilities and passive skills)
Anonymous
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>>5202731 >Continue through the Musty Meadow Pass to Mt. Rugged. Maybe the next one won't be so tough?
>+5 to FP Anonymous
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>>5202731 >Continue through the Musty Meadow Pass to Mt. Rugged. >> +5 FP Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 00:38:19 No. 5202879 Report Rolled 4 (1d4) You decide there's no time to waste, probably, or something. Off to the peaks of Mt. Rugged country!You make it to the montane territory of Mt. Rugged without incident. Unless you count being ambushed at the border by two Clefts and a Hyper Cleft! Those big pink jerks watching your fight really didn't sit well with you. Yep, gotta go trounce 'em real quick. No other option, really. You encounter the Miniboss of Musty Meadows! A Gloomba they call Gloomington! Time to fight! You fall into a mysterious pit! In the darkness, you'll both be Blind while you get ambushed by... Oh Spirits, I don't even know what! On the way down, you have appeared to drop all of your Items, they won't be available for this fight!! Ouch! Hey! You think you stepped on that Spiked Gloomba Hat! (Bowser receives -1HP) more work on the pastebin real soon
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 00:43:28 No. 5202883 Report Rolled 3 (1d3) *Sadistic QM laughing noises*An army of 4 blood-sucking, reinforcement-calling Fuzzies. Your favorite! Two hulking Hyper Clefts sit at the bottom of the hole. Bowser lands on their spikes, taking an additional 1 damage! 3 bloodsucking Swoops, perched upside in this musty cave, waiting for visitors like you.
Anonymous
>>5202883 Yell for Kammy to come to us.
Bowser: grab Kammy so you dont accidentally set her on fire
Kammy:
Magic Roulette on bowser
Anonymous
>>5202886 >>5202883 Scratch that. Bowser should spam the fire flower item, then Kammy can regroup with Bowser.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 00:52:46 No. 5202891 Report for reference (in the future, these will likely just be pastebin links or only posted once per levelup. trying not to blast my threads with huge chunks of mechanics, i already rant enough as it is)
Main: Level 2 King Bowser (10HP / 10FP / 3BP)
-Basic Shell provides 1 DEF (reduces 1 damage from all attacks without Pierce)
Moveset:
>Jump (0FP) Deal 1d5 damage. (1-5 dmg) >Bite (1FP) Deal 1d12-4 damage. Pierce 2. (0-8 dmg) >Shell Strike (2FP) Strike all grounded enemies for 1d4+2. Causes you to become Dizzy for 2 turns after being used back-to-back (3-6 dmg) >Bowser Breath (4FP) Roll 4d3-2 fire damage to all enemies, including enemies who are flying or on the ceiling. Pierce 2. (2-10 dmg) Star Spirit Menu: Currently empty.
Partner: Kammy Koopa (4HP / 6FP)
-Flies on her Witch Broom in combat. Can be knocked off, mainly through jump attacks.
Moveset:
>Wand Smack (0FP) Deals 1d3 physical damage to a single enemy. Can strike enemies in the air or on the ceiling provided she is mounted on her Witch Broom. (1-3 dmg) >Mount Witch Broom (0FP) Can only be used from the ground. Puts you in the air. Restores 3FP. >Shape Beam (2FP) Deals 1d3+1 magical damage to a single enemy. Pierce 1. Cooldown: 1 turn. (2-4 dmg) >Magic Roulette (3FP) Grants Bowser a random status effect for 2 turns: (1d6) 1: +1DEF and +1ATK, 2: Electrified (Counters close physical attacks with 1 damage), 3: Regen (+3HP and +3FP), 4: Invisibility (Avoid all attacks), 5: Huge (Double damage), 6: Fast (Can perform two actions per turn.) [UNIVERSAL ACTIONS: All characters can perform these]
>Defend - Increase Defense by 1 until next turn. >Rest - Randomly restore 0-5 HP and 0-5 FP. (The roll is 2d7-2, meaning 1's and 2's restore 0) >Item - Use one item from your inventory. (Currently: None!) >Interact - Situational/environmental combat opportunities. >Flee - Attempt to get away! (Difficulty scales with battles. Bosses can never be escaped) >Swap - Re-arrange the order of this party member with one other party member. Affects the order of attacks as well as who gets hit by some attacks. >Appeal - Try to win the crowd over! >>5202887 No items
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>>5202891 >Bowser Breath (4FP) >Magic Roulette (3FP) Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 01:05:02 No. 5202898 Report Rolled 1, 2, 2, 1 - 2 = 4 (4d3 - 2) It's an ambush! Your enemies attack first!
Anonymous
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>>5202898 4 damage for 4 hp. Nice. Can we eat or take the bats as consumables?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 01:12:23 No. 5202906 Report Rolled 3 (1d3) >>5202898 If they're still alive and fluttering, they'd be some tough sons of bitches! Gwar har har! You smoked 'em all! Yeah! Take that, Suckers!
Your breath lighted up the cave enough to help you find all of your lost Items.
You also add two (2) Fried Swoops to your Items. You can't resist, they just look so perfectly crispy and fried. (+4HP/+2FP, Cures Dizzy, Shrunk Soft, and Blind from one character)
You also get 30SP! 10 per Swoop! You're almost at Level 3.
>>5202879 One more reroll from these scenarios in Musty Meadows and then they're gone forever, and we're in Mt. Rugged with new stuff to explore and new heads to stomp.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 01:30:43 No. 5202926 Report Climbing out of the pit you fell into, you are greeted by a depressed but oddly sturdy-looking Gloomba with piercings and long hair, and his entourage of two Spiked Paragloombas.>Choose one Action for Bowser and then one for Kammy! No Fleeing from a Boss fight!
Anonymous
>>5202926 Can we recruit the hair Glooma? Dude's gotta sick cut going for him. We can give him a hat to protect this his fuzz.
Anonymous
>>5202947 Oh wait never mind we dont like these guys
>>5202926 Bowser: fire breath
Kammy: flame flower
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 02:27:53 No. 5202979 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 3 - 2 = 4 (4d3 - 2) Gwar har har! This'll be a cinch! You inhale deep, expending all but 2FP as bright orange flame wells up inside of your belly...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 02:32:51 No. 5202986 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d4) It's not your mightiest dose of Bowser Breath, but with assistance from the Fire Flower, you roast the Spiked Paragloombas down to mush! Alright! Two down, one to go!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 02:34:53 No. 5202988 Report Ball's in your court! Watch those reinforcements!!>Choose one Action for Bowser, then one for Kammy!
Anonymous
>>5202988 Bowser jumps on the boss.
Kammy uses magic roulette.
I hope we can up Kammys HP.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 03:09:34 No. 5203010 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d5) >>5203000 If we get Kammy a Supernova Token, she'll most certainly receive more HP, among other powerful boons.
King Koopa Jumps high in the sky, landing squarely on Gloomington!
captcha: how sexy
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 03:11:27 No. 5203011 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d6) Gloomington near completely blocks and deflects the weight of the Koopa King using his... Hair!!!?!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 03:17:22 No. 5203014 Report You are now Electrified for 2 turns! Alright!>Your turn again!
Anonymous
>>5203014 Boswer: bite Bloomington
Kammy: shape beam the other gloomer
Anonymous
>>5203014 >Bowser: Jump on Gloomington >Kammy: Wand Smack Gloomington Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 03:59:54 No. 5203045 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d2) >>5203019 1
>>5203036 2When in doubt, flip a coin
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 04:02:38 No. 5203047 Report Rolled 2 + 2 (1d5 + 2) Bowser leaps into the sky again, determined not to be turned away from his quest by EMO HAIR.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 04:13:15 No. 5203054 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d3) >>5203047 (Supposed to be a -2, equaling 0 damage)
You are about to leap into the sky, but decide "What's the point, anyway?", and you just sulk in place instead.
Kammy scrambles to rally her liege with a big ol' bonk on Gloomington's noggin!
It won't take him out of the fight, but it'll weaken him, and prevent the Spiked Paragloomba from calling in yet another Gloomba!
Er... Good work! Just as planned!
Instead of calling for help, the Spiked Paragloomba IS the help! He Charges Gloomington full of gloomy rage for 2 turns.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 04:18:07 No. 5203059 Report With an extra 2 damage, nothing can be done to prevent Gloomington from wrecking Kammy with a massive Charged Gloomy Headbonk!
She's out cold!
Uh-oh! At least they're out of FP! Finish them off single-clawedly now, King Koops!
>Give me an Action >>5202891 for Bowser! His Electrified status oughta turn these melee attackers away and save his hide for another turn! Stay on the offensive! You're so close, you can't give up now! Battlefield:
Bowser: (6HP)(2FP) (-2 to combat rolls, 1 turn)(Electrified, 1 turn)
Kammy: (KO)
Gloomington (2HP)(0FP) (Charged, 1 turn)
Spiked Paragloomba (6HP)(0FP)(Grounded from being electrocuted)
Anonymous
>>5203036 You absolute idiot. We had enough FP to KO Gloomington and you fucked it with a sub par roll.
>>5203059 Bowser: bite Gloomington
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 05:33:08 No. 5203104 Report >>5203094 The fallen Spiked Paragloomba acts as a guard, positioned in front of Gloomington, making Gloomington inaccessible for a Bite! You could Bite the Gloomba to death, but that would require rolling a crit on a d12!
With your Electrified status, you're invulnerable for another turn against these melee-only attackers, dealing 1 counterattack damage if they come near you.
>Choose one Action to proceed! Suggestions:
>Shell Strike >Interact >Rest >Jump on Gloomington >Use an Item - Which one? Boiled Egg - (+8HP/+8FP) (Can't be used on Kammy)
x2 Fried Swoop (+4HP/+2FP, Cures Dizzy, Shrunk Soft, and Blind from one character)
POW! Block - 2 damage to each non-flying enemy (both of them)
Fright Jar - (Doesn't work on bosses. Could scare away the other Gloomba.)
(If your Double Dip Badge was equipped, you could have used your 2FP to use two items in one turn!)
>Something else >>5202891 (2FP currently) (Packing it up for tonight, see you soon.)
Anonymous
>>5203104 Rest and may the dice be with us.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5203104 Fried Swoop. This will cap us back up to 10 HP.
>>5203109 >>5203119 >Rest - Randomly restore 0-5 HP and 0-5 FP. (The roll is 2d7-2, meaning 1's and 2's restore 0) Rest is a bad idea. Rolling a 1 or 2 nets us nothing. Rolling a 3-7 would net us either 1-5 HP or FP but all the potential health would would regain would go down the drain with the combined might of Gloomington and his ally, and I'm assuming with him being a boss he would deal slightly more damage than your run of the mill Gloomba.
The Fried Swoopa would garantee Bowser would have just enough to tank their next set of attacks before we hit them with a Shell Strike which would 100% put Gloomington out of the game, and still have enough HP to tank the Spiked Paragloomba's follow up attack.
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>>5203144 I'll swap my vote for this.
I'm
>>5203109 Anonymous
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>>5203144 Changing my vote
>>5203119 to fried swoop
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 12:55:36 No. 5203271 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d4 + 2) To the horror and dismay of the grounded Paragloomba, and the macabre fascination of Gloomington, you begin feasting on the Fried Swoop.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 13:00:52 No. 5203273 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d4 + 2) The Spiked Paragloomba is exhausted, and now alone.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 13:02:40 No. 5203275 Report Quoted By:
Staring upon his K.O.'d ally as his last vision, Bowser rips the final Gloomba in twain with a power-charged shell.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 14:00:12 No. 5203295 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 (1d6) Let's SPIN! THAT! WHEEL! The Mushroom Mystery Wheel! What item did we get this time?!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 14:05:17 No. 5203298 Report Quoted By:
(hang on a minute)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 14:18:03 No. 5203302 Report Wow, you got an Ultra Shroom! This ultra-fine, feel-great Shroom restores 50HP! Hold on to that!>+5 HP >+5 FP >+3 BP >Execute Gloomington for an additional 25 SP (another level up!) Can't have TWO lazy slobs in the group... Kammy would be exhausted doing all that laundry by herself. You're certain this is a throwaway minion if you've ever seen one. After we trounce him, let's pull those Mushroom Force One's off his feet, gwa ha ha! You can use his Mushroom Force Ones to replace your Shoes. Improves your jump damage from 1d5 (1-5dmg) to 1d7+1 (2-8dmg). >Shed pity on Gloomington. He can be your lackey. He better not be lazy, though! His stats start off more like that of an average Gloomba, with some different abilities, and with a Supernova Token, he'll be good as new, with some improved power and tricks up his sleeve. Two Supernova Tokens? Who knows what power he may attain. His specialty is Melee and Debuffs. His passive Dead Trend ability increases Bowser's BP by 2 when Gloomington is an active partner. >Say "Give me 100 Coins and I'll let you go!!"
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>>5203302 >+5 HP Execute Gloomington for an additional 25 SP (another level up!) Can't have TWO lazy slobs in the group... Kammy would be exhausted doing all that laundry by herself. You're certain this is a throwaway minion if you've ever seen one. After we trounce him, let's pull those Mushroom Force One's off his feet, gwa ha ha! You can use his Mushroom Force Ones to replace your Shoes. Improves your jump damage from 1d5 (1-5dmg) to 1d7+1 (2-8dmg).
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>>5203302 >Execute Gloomington for an additional 25 SP (another level up!) Can't have TWO lazy slobs in the group... Kammy would be exhausted doing all that laundry by herself. You're certain this is a throwaway minion if you've ever seen one. After we trounce him, let's pull those Mushroom Force One's off his feet, gwa ha ha! You can use his Mushroom Force Ones to replace your Shoes. Improves your jump damage from 1d5 (1-5dmg) to 1d7+1 (2-8dmg). Then use the token on Kammy. Maybe that way she will be able to survive a fight?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 16:11:03 No. 5203383 Report Rolled 3 (1d6) I like your style. >5HP >5FP >3BP
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 16:28:51 No. 5203400 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 (1d4) Another Fire Flower, neat!>Moveset:
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 16:30:32 No. 5203402 Report Kammy's Supernova Token use gives her the following upgrades:>Moveset: >QM roll! A giant bird descends upon him, lifting him high into the sky! It's Mt. Rugged's guardian, Buzzar! A group of 10, yes TEN Swoopers descend on the party! Ahhhh!!!! >(3.) He smacks her in the beak and grills her on why she used the Token without asking. She explains he can't use it, leading into a loud argument. This catches the attention of a local Gloomba shopkeeper, who offers you to look at his wares. Last shop for miles, he says. A group of 2 Clefts and 2 Hyper Clefts come along and make fun of Bowser for being a GILF chaser.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 16:47:26 No. 5203418 Report "What's this?! You don't have any Coins! Get out of here! What's eh? You'll barter with me! Sure thing pal, just don't expect an honest deal!! Uhuuuhuhuhuhuhuh! Hey, where'd you get that Fried Swoop? We don't have any deep fryers in Musty Meadows..."
These Gloombas sure are airheaded. Take a second to peruse the wares. If you want to buy anything, you'll have to sell something, because you have 0 Coins.
>Sell 35 Coins - Ultra Shroom
4 Coins - Fire Flower
7 Coins - Boiled Egg
1 Coin - Fright Jar
3 Coins - POW! Block
10 Coins - Fried Swoop
>Buy (There are 5 of each in case you want to buy multiples) 5 Coins - Mushroom (Heals 5HP)
20 Coins - Repel Gel (User becomes Invisible for 2 turns, avoiding all attacks)
7 Coins - Fire Flower
5 Coins - POW! Block
1 Coin - Cake Mix
You can check out Item details, current stats and movesets here at the pastebin,
https://pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 (Just waiting to update Bowser with new level up stat)
Waiting for Stat boost choice (HP/FP/BP) and buy/sell options. Then we're officially in Rugged country.
Anonymous
>>5203383 >5FP >>5203402 Don't buy or sell anything
Anonymous
>>5203402 W-wew, unf. Damn Kammy you lookin fine as hell gurl.
>>5203418 Sell Fried Swoop
You forgot the HP and FP gains from fried swoops.
BP
>>5203452 >FP Why? You should remember that BP let's us use item that give permanent buffs, like the badges for example? If we get the BP buff, Kammy can then use the Partner Helper Plus Badge on her so shes more or less immune to half the know status effects.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 19:30:15 No. 5203560 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d2) 1st slot: lvl up
2nd slot: sales
>>5203452 1's>>5203457 2's> HP and FP gains from fried swoops. Those items are for healing only, not permanent boosts, if I understand what you're saying
Anonymous
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>>5203418 >Sell the fried swoop >Buy 1 mushroom and 5 cake mix Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 20:05:30 No. 5203591 Report >3BP, for a total of 6 >Double Dip Badge equipped! >Sound FX [C] Badge! (Equip: 0BP) >Keep it on all the time >Keep it on in battle only >Keep it on before and after battles. >Don't wear it now. >Buy/sell nothing >Through a field full of Clefts, Bald Clefts and Hyper Clefts. Tough, desert/mountain dwellers made of living stone who shrug off damage. They also sleep most of the day and are somewhat difficult to disturb. There's a chance you may be able to sneak to the base of the peak without a fight. >The "safe path" that most adventurers are taking, you can see many people follow this trail up the Mountain. Not very Bowser-like to take the tourist route, but you don't have a Mega Drill or Koopa Clown Copter or anything like that due to budget cuts... Ugh... Why couldn't you secure that loan during the third fiscal quarter two years ago? Sigh... Could be some chumps to rob along the trail! >The quickest path is straight through another small mountain, where many large birds roost. Known for being cranky AND highly territorial... But those delicious Eggs... You're sure to find a clutch...
Anonymous
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>>5203591 >Keep it on in battle only The quickest path is straight through another small mountain, where many large birds roost. Known for being cranky AND highly territorial... But those delicious Eggs... You're sure to find a clutch.
Anonymous
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>>5203591 >Keep it on in battle only >The quickest path is straight through another small mountain, where many large birds roost. Known for being cranky AND highly territorial... But those delicious Eggs... You're sure to find a clutch... Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 20:34:57 No. 5203630 Report Rolled 5 (1d5) 1. It's fucking BUZZAR!!!!! I tried warning you about him!!! You sneak up on an empty clutch of 3 Eggs. Nice! Sorry, mama bird. Daddy's gotta eat! You spot a bunch of Lakitus ganging up on none other than Troopa Jr.! What's he doing up here?! Help him out! picrelIt's the fucking Rawk Hawk! What's he doing up here??!?! Maybe you can get an autograph! You slip on a rock you used as footing... Because it was a Cleft!! You woke up a whole family! They Ambush you!! Gahhhh!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 20:46:35 No. 5203646 Report You thought you could get away from the Clefts, but no! >Choose one Action for each of your party members! You absolutely must make short work of these stone-faced sentries!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 20:48:23 No. 5203649 Report Quoted By:
>>5203646 All five immediately assault King Bowser*
And don't even THINK about using Fire Flower, either!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:39:59 No. 5203700 Report Rolled 4, 5, 9, 10, 6 = 34 (5d10) You reach into your shell and produce the Fright Jar you've been carrying since the Fuzzies broke through the embankment in the sewers of your castle.
You untwist the cap, then turn around and cover your eyes and ears!
A torrent of tortured, naughty Koopas spirits rushes past your enemies on the cliffside!
Each enemy is tested individually. They must roll a 7 or higher, or they will flee. Normally it would be an 8, but since they are Ambushing you, they are confident!
>There are still enemies equal to the number of QM rolls in the 7-10. range! Choose an action from Kammy(+)! >>5203402 Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:41:11 No. 5203701 Report >>5203700 Remaining enemies:
Cleft 2 (4HP)(4FP) (2DEF) (Spiked)
Cleft 3 (4HP)(4FP) (2DEF) (Spiked)
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5203700 Sad didn't see any Boos.
>>5203701 Bite on number 3.
Shape beam on number 2.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 22:18:59 No. 5203725 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 10 - 4 (1d12 - 4) You unplug you ears and you can still here a little interdimensional screaming of the lost souls of hundreds of your inferior minions.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 22:24:57 No. 5203730 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1, 2 + 1 = 5 (3d3 + 1) Even with the sturdy 2 DEF, King Koopa easily gnaws through the Cleft family's eldest son, leaving him in a pile of rubble and pebbles!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 22:32:04 No. 5203735 Report Rolled 3 (1d4) (just now realizing a minor mistake on my part but no big deal, moving on)
With just enough Pierce to get the job done, Kammy dusts off the last Cleft with her impressive new Shape Beam.
+20SP (40/100 for next level)
Before we continue up the mountain, just thinking of all the Eggs he can nab, Bowser eats a Boiled Egg to refill his FP fully, and bring his pitifully low HP from 2 to 10.
It's time for another encounter on the mountain!
Same as
>>5203630 Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 23:08:04 No. 5203764 Report Just as the Koopa King is thinking of Double Dipping some more food, he hears a familiar cry!
It's Troopa Jr., the developmentally challenged Koopa! You and his father Troopa Sr. go way back to when you were both hatchlings.
Now that his pops is dead, it's real hard to see his autistic son that won't ever come out of his shell.
The crowd of lakitus are mocking Troopa Jr., calling him "Eggbert" and throwing rocks at him.
They are led by a jackass named Lakilester, wearing shades and a goofy hairstyle you are oddly jealous of.
It doesn't sit right with you, standing by while those Lakitus are bullying this guy! It doesn't matter how cool and popular those guys look and how lame Troopa Jr. is!
You rush to the scene and yell for the Lakitus to stop, noticing Troopa Jr. is badly injured and can't even fight back.
Lakitu 1: "Buzz off, buzzkill!"
Lakitu 2: "Yeah, get lost! Take a hike, geezer!"
Lakitu 3: "Turn around now before we give your rump a lump!"
Lakilester, in the back: "Dork!"
You won't be intimidated!
>>Choose an Action for Bowser and then Kammy! https://pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Battefield:
Bowser (10/15HP)(10/10FP)
Kammy (9/9HP)(9/11FP)
Lakitu 1 (12HP)(8FP)
Lakitu 2 (12HP)(8FP)
Lakitu 3 (12HP)(8FP)
Lakilester (25HP)(8FP)
Watch out for their Spiny Egg move, they'll throw a non-edible spiked egg right at you! 3PWR, Pierce 1. Not to mention, they might hatch into a Spiny!
Lakilester will certainly have an ace up his sleeve as well!
Estimated SP: 60!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 23:11:51 No. 5203772 Report Quoted By:
>>5203735 (we are actually at 50SP, not 40)
>>5203764 Pictured: Lakilester
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 23:14:09 No. 5203773 Report Quoted By:
>>5203735 We're actually at 50SP not 40, my bad
>>5203764 Pictured: Lakilester
Anonymous
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>>5203764 Bowser breath.
Broom bash.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Tue 22 Mar 2022 23:25:46 No. 5203784 Report Quoted By:
Proceeding in ~20 minutes
Anonymous
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>>5203764 Bowser breath and fire flower
Broom bash.
Fuck around and find out your hipsters!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 00:11:25 No. 5203811 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 3, 3, 1 - 2 = 7 (4d3 - 2) "You guys aren't so fucking tough, floating on your fucking faggot clouds!"
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 00:17:30 No. 5203826 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 3, 2, 3 = 12 (4d4) The entire mountainside underneath the Lakitu is filled with black soot. They recoil in damage, losing over half their health. Lakilester merely pushes his shades up and commands all of his buddies to join him, and reactively use their Passive ability, Electrify!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 00:19:15 No. 5203834 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 - 1 (1d9 - 1) Lakilester manages to become Electrified, but none of his minions do. Take care not to use physical contact/Melee attacks on him for 3 turns!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 00:27:50 No. 5203846 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 7 = 11 (2d10) Kammy jets straight through Lakitu 1. Like, right through his cloud! Almost causing her to tumble to the ground, she turns around and its face is messed up, but the Lakitu is rather unharmed otherwise.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 00:33:12 No. 5203848 Report Quoted By:
The duo of Spiny Eggs merely bounce off into the dusty sunset. >What do you do?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 00:34:41 No. 5203849 Report The duo of Spiny Eggs merely bounce off into the dusty sunset.>What do you do?
Anonymous
>>5203849 Bowser: bowser breath
Kammy: fire flower only if they're still alive.
They're almost dead.
Anonymous
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>>5203854 >>5203849 Scratch that: lammy summon a obsticle in defense mode to soak damage for us.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 00:44:30 No. 5203862 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 1, 3, 1 - 2 = 6 (4d3 - 2) All the while Lakitus were buffing up and launching Spiky Eggs at your comrade, you never stopped breathing fire, except to take a breath!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 00:47:51 No. 5203865 Report Rolled 2 (1d2) Your flames turn cloud and rider alike to ash and dust. Not laughing now, are they!
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 00:57:49 No. 5203876 Report >>5203865 On Cloud 9, Lakilester managed to completely dodge your breath attack!
He furiously launches the Spiny Egg above his head for a Charged 5 damage!
Just in time, Kammy summons a Yellow Block from her arcane pocket dimension!
Not only does it protect you both from Lakilester's impressive Spiky Egg toss, it still stands with 1HP left!
"Alright, go Kammy!" You say.
She winks and blows a kiss at you, and shakes her hips to one side. You choose to:
>Catch the kiss and wink back >Throw up immediately >Admonish her after the fight >Write in - ??? And then get your head in the game!
>One Action each! FP's getting low, whatcha gonna do?? (Yellow Block cannot act) Battlefield:
Yellow Block (1HP) DEF 1
Bowser (10HP)(2FP) DEF 1
Kammy (3HP)(4FP) Flying
Lakilester (18/25HP)(2FP) Flying, Electrified + Charged + Evasive for 1 more turn.
Behind you, you can hear Troopa Jr. beginning to stir awake from his K.O.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5203876 >Catch the kiss and wink back Bowser uses jump.
Kammy rest.
Anonymous
>>5203876 >Catch the kiss and wink back bowser and Kammy rest. This is a good opportunity to use our turn to let the Yellow Block soak an attack for us, and to wait for Lakilester's buff to run it's course.
Anonymous
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>>5203897 I'll support cause I forgot about electrified.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 01:20:46 No. 5203915 Report You and Kammy both Rest (same pattern as last two times).
Anonymous
Rolled 7, 5, 4, 3 - 2 = 17 (4d7 - 2) >>5203915 You forgot?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 01:31:08 No. 5203934 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 9, 2, 4, 1, 4, 10, 1, 4, 7, 1 = 43 (10d10) >>5203917 Coulda swore I put it in, thanks
Bowser gains 5FP and 3HP, while Kammy gains 2 FP and 1HP.
B:13HP 7FP
KK: 4HP 6FP
Lakilester, with ten Spiny Eggs in hand: "You really think this Yellow Block will stop me??! You can't hide from me! Have a taste of my Spiny Surge!!!!!"
Oh no! Is he really throwing all TEN at you?
Each 1 or 10 rolled is a hit!!! They deal 1 damage with Pierce 1 per hit!! And each 10 rolled will represent one Spiny who stuck around for the battle to fight you! 2-8's do absolutely nothing!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 01:34:34 No. 5203939 Report Quoted By:
(brief intermission/smoke break, like 15 minutes)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 02:53:53 No. 5204012 Report Quoted By:
*blick blick blick blick*>Troopa Jr. joins the party!!! >Moveset:
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 03:01:14 No. 5204016 Report Quoted By:
For a second, you're distracted, thinking of the implications of winking back at Kammy might have... But dang, if she doesn't have the moves! And a tiny waist! Har har! Aw jeez... Ever since she used that token... You start to wonder... Heh heh heh... What if... Y'know... You gave her another Token... Heh heh... Just imagine what she'd look like then! Yowza! Blood shoots out of your nose. >And now it's time for an Action from Bowser, then Troopa Jr.!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 03:02:46 No. 5204018 Report For a second, you're distracted, thinking of the implications of winking back at Kammy might have... But dang, if she doesn't have the moves! And a tiny waist! Har har! Aw jeez... Ever since she used that token... You start to wonder... Heh heh heh... What if... Y'know... You gave her another Token... Heh heh... Just imagine what she'd look like then! Yowza! Blood shoots out of your nose.>And now it's time for an Action from Bowser, then Troopa Jr.!
Anonymous
>>5204018 >that gif he is my new son
Bowser: Boiled egg self, Fried Swoop for Troopa Jr.
Troopa Jr.: Move to the front, Brace, and call Spiny and Lakilester gay homo boys. Agro time little man.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 03:24:01 No. 5204026 Report >>5204024 Bowser may Double Dip both Items using his Badge and his last 2FP.
Troopa Jr. will have to choose to Swap or Brace, he cannot do both before the enemies act again, unfortunately.
What would you like to do?
(I'll add a choice after this battle to re-arrange party formation. You are now at a full active party size with 3 fighting members. You may gain more partners during your travel, but only 2 may accompany Bowser during Battle at a time.)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 03:27:05 No. 5204029 Report Quoted By:
>>5204024 >>5204026 Wait scratch that, we already ate the boiled egg back here
>>5203735 We still have POW! Block, Fire Flower, Ultra Shroom and Fried Swoop, I believe that's it.
Anonymous
>>5204026 >Double Dip approved nice
>Brace but still call them gay huggie diaper babies Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 03:28:59 No. 5204035 Report >>5204030 WE ATE THE EGG WHAT DO WE DO?!?!! WE SAID WE WOULD SAVE IT BUT WE GOT SO HUNGRY AND WE NEEDED THE FP...
Anonymous
>>5204035 Sorry chief I'm refreshing the page as fast as I can. Will the POW block bypass the 2 DEF for the spine guy?
Anonymous
>>5204035 Same for the fire flower. Will their DEF eat the fire damage, or does the fire bypass their DEF?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 03:35:54 No. 5204047 Report Quoted By:
>>5204045 Yes, POW! Block is unblockable. Not to mention an additional interesting effect will take place, since he is a shelled character. Unfortunately, it'll miss the flying Lakilester completely. Still, it could be one of the most viable solutions to the Spiny.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 03:40:50 No. 5204051 Report >>5204046 Fire Flower will cut through the defenses
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5204051 Bowser: Fire Flower and Swoop on self
Troopa: Fire Breath Lak
The flower should kill the Spiny since it deals 3 damage
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5204071 >>5204051 Wait wait wait no no I mean Shellbonk. SHELLBONK! It does more damage.
Anonymous
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>>5204018 >Bowser: Fire flower >Junior: Shellbonk 'lester Anonymous
>>5204051 >Bowser: Fire flower >Junior: Shellbonk 'lester Did you say a companion can only go up to ++?
Can we give Jr. Lakilester's sunglasses?
Can we pocket the hatches and unhatched Spiny's?
Is the spiked Gloomba hat too big or too small for Jr.?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 16:42:54 No. 5204454 Report Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d2) >>5204196 >++? Yes
>Sunglasses? Why not
>Spiny No, we must conserve nature.
>Spiked Gloomba Hat It's a perfect fit to mount on his shell. After battle, you will make him wear the spiked hat, whether he likes it or not, for his own good. Even if he doesn't like the fashion, you think it's snazzy and you're pretty sure this look is in vogue.
~
You pluck the Fire Flower from your Basic Shell and face it toward Lakilester and his loyal Spiny projectile.
As the Fire Flower activates, the Spiny attempt to curl into his shell, but you can hear the high-pitched noises which are either his desperate squeals or the rapid liquefaction of his body, or both. Lakilester is reduced to three fifths of his Max HP.
Troopa Jr. follows suit and Shellbonks Lakilester for 2d2 damage!
Lakilester tanks the blow, losing a few HP's, and raises something above his head again!
It's... It's a pitcher of Maple Syrup! An Item that restores 10FP!
Lakilester chugs what looks like 2 whole quarts of syrup... Oh Spirits, you think you're gonna be sick...
Lakilester has recovered all of his missing 8FP! He's ready for another Spiny Surge... Or something else!!!
>One Action for Bowser, then one for Troopa Jr.! Field:
Bowser (6HP)(2FP) DEF 1
Troopa Jr. (5HP)(3FP) DEF 1
Lakilester [(15 - 2d2roll) HP](8FP) Flying
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 16:46:27 No. 5204456 Report Lakilester's at 12HP! Do you try to finish him off in a turn or two, or do something to heal or defend yourself?! Or a mix?
Anonymous
>>5204454 Can we use the interact action to catch any Spiny's he might throw at us, then throw them back?
Anonymous
>>5204454 Each spiny egg from his spiny surge deals 1 damage and 1 pierce right? So if Troopa and Bowser both take the defend general action, their defense should be high enough to mitigate most of the damage?
Can bowser one of the defeated Lakitu?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5204454 Alright
Double Defend. Hey doesn't jumping on someone have the chance of knocking them off their broom or cloud? Like in the last turn when Troopa jumped on him?
>>5204503 >are you sure? Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 18:19:57 No. 5204536 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1, 7, 6, 3, 3, 3, 10, 7, 9 = 50 (10d10) >>5204469 Normally this one would be an option, but the spikes on the Spiny (we'll call this the "Top-Spiky" passive ability for all similar traits, such as the Gloomba Spike Hat). Lakitus have a trait which allows them to handle to them without penalty.
>>5204473 >>5204503 >>5204510 With Bowser's Basic Shell and Troopa Jr.'s Magic Shell, a double Defend would put them at DEF 2, indeed mitigating any damage from another...
>Spiny Surge!!! (Only 10's count this time! They'll still spawn a Spiny each! As King Koopa sees both himself and his young shelled sidekick huffing and puffing, he considers a Rest until he sees Lakilester gathering his minions again!
"Shell up! Shell up!" You tell!
Though your two shells aren't necessarily the same in material, they get the job done similarly, protecting you from the storm of Spinies.
They *blick* of off your prepared shells like Goomnuts!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 18:27:10 No. 5204552 Report Another Spiny is spawned, and at the cost of only 2FP!
>Your turn, King/Jr. Same stats as here
>>5204454 and
-2FP on Lakilester, and with one additional enemy:
Spiny (3HP)(0FP) DEF 3
Anonymous
>>5204552 Bowser: Swoop self and POW! block
Troopa: If the POW! block brought the Spiny down to 1hp, use Flame Blast to kill it and regain 5FP.
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 19:55:26 No. 5204614 Report "Help, Bowser, help!" Troopa yells at you while you feast on a succelent Fried Swoop. >Choose an Action for Bowser, then Troopa Jr.!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 19:57:30 No. 5204615 Report Quoted By:
>>5204614 Lakilester should only have 2FP [after Spiny Surge (2FP) and Whirlwind (4FP)]
Anonymous
>>5204614 Jump for Bowser,
Shellbonk.
Lets get his health down.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5204620 +1 lets give it a shot
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 20:27:49 No. 5204638 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d7 + 1) Bowser leaps, showing off his newly-acquired Mushroom Force Ones!! Jealous, Lakilester?!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 20:32:37 No. 5204643 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d4) He's a little Dizzy, but he goes for it! (probably should've rolled this first)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 20:34:15 No. 5204648 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d4) The Jump attack lands, and it's a nasty collision at that, smearing his dumb hair gel all over his head and your shoe, nearly causing you to slip when you land.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 20:35:31 No. 5204652 Report Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d2) The Shellbonk also landed on its mark, taking Lakilester down by (2d2) HP!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 20:39:58 No. 5204658 Report Rolled 2, 2, 8, 3, 8, 3, 10, 4, 9, 7 = 56 (10d10) At a dangerous 3 of 25HP, Lakilester summons the last of his men for a Spiny Surge. He barely manages to find exactly 10 Spinies that haven't left his side, either metaphorically, or by physically tumbling down the mountain, by his hand or their own.
Anonymous
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>>5204652 He's at 3 HP left! We gotta jump him!
Anonymous
>>5202906 >>5204658 Bowser (10HP)(2FP) DEF 1, Dizzy (2)
(+4HP/+2FP, Cures Dizzy, Shrunk Soft, and Blind from one character)
Shouldn't we be at 4FP?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 20:43:51 No. 5204666 Report Only one damage (Charged does not affect this move.) is done to our boys, and only one loyal Spiny sticks around to defend Lakilester. >Wipe 'em up!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 20:49:16 No. 5204680 Report >>5204664 Double Dipping costs 2FP to perform, I mention it here
>>5201184 and here
>>5203104 and here
>>5204026 , but neglected to update it on the pastebin. Sorry about that.
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 20:50:50 No. 5204686 Report Quoted By:
>>5204666 >Lakilester (12HP)(8FP) Flying, Charged (1) FUCK, that should be
Lakilester (3HP)(0FP) Flying, Charged (1)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 20:52:16 No. 5204688 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d7 + 1) Bowser leaps in his slimied MF1's!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 21:06:56 No. 5204712 Report Rolled 2 (1d6) The Spiny watches as Lakilester's cloud is scattered four ways to the wind, and the rider is displaying several exposed bones.>Spike Shield Badge! >Bowser, Lvl. 5, 28SP >You've gained another level! All party members restored to full HP and FP!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 21:15:47 No. 5204722 Report Rolled 1 (1d3) You obtain a Sleepy Sheep!>+5HP >+5FP >+3BP >Spike Shield and Double Dip. (1BP left) (Sorry, partners.) >Spike Shield and Partner Helper Plus (1BP left) (You needed to go on a diet from Double Dipping anyway) >Double Dip and PHP (2BP left) (Jumping on spikes seems suicidal even with a Badge, makes you clench your butthole just thinking about it, you big sissy.) >You chose to boost your BP and can wear all of these Badges no problem. (2BP left) >1 - Buzzar finds you >2 - You find Rawk Hawk (No, not Raw Khawk) >3 - Investigate the nest with the boiled eggs some more
Anonymous
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>>5204712 Voting increase HP
Anonymous
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>>5204722 HP.
>Spike Shield and Partner Helper Plus Anonymous
>>5204722 >+5HP >Double Dip and PHP (2BP left) (Jumping on spikes seems suicidal even with a Badge, makes you clench your butthole just thinking about it, you big sissy.) Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Wed 23 Mar 2022 21:20:30 No. 5204728 Report Quoted By:
Looks like those eggs were from Buzzar's nest. Uh-oh!
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>>5204727 Will change to this badge setup. I'm guessing no spiked enemies in the next fight.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 00:12:22 No. 5204904 Report You keep the Spike Shield Badge in the Badge Case in your Key Items Inventory for now.>Tantrum Stamp is now available!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 00:16:09 No. 5204907 Report Partner: Kammy Koopa(+) (9HP / 11FP) (+5/+5 from un-upgraded)>Moveset: >Moveset:
Anonymous
>>5204904 Tantrum Stamp* (4FP) Roll (4d4)-4
Roll 4d4. Roll 1,1,1,1 -4. It's a 0.
Potential roll of 0-12 damage.
Anonymous
>>5204907 Wait can we still change the party orientation before the big fight?
Kammy in back
Bowser in middle
Troopa Jr. in front.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 00:41:34 No. 5204927 Report >>5204911 To mitigate rolling any mix of all 1's and 2's, I threw the Charge status in there. The damage is unblockable, and hey, sometimes Bowser just doesn't stamp hard enough. Like the other moves, this one will have a potent upgrade or two in the future.
>>5204919 Mind: read
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In the distance you spot what appears to be a pink blob and a tiny, bright yellow speck, both ascending the main trail to Mt. Rugged. It must be the love of your life, Peach, and that Lil' Twink brat! They must have driven their Kart to get there that fast!
Reminded of your mission to join your kingdoms together, you double your pace, ripping up rocks as you descend into the valley between the two mountains.
You remark about how lucky it was to find those Boiled Eggs back there.
>Your Usable Items are these: x2 Boiled Egg (+8HP, +8FP), Sleepy Sheep (Chance to cause all enemies to go to Sleep), and Ultra Shroom (+50HP). let me know if i missed any Running down the mountain was fun, but now it's time to hike back up to the peak of Mt. Rugged proper.
Troopa Jr., due to his youth, is an avid and able climber. Kammy Koopa putts upwards on her Witch Broom without difficulty. You, however, are having an awful time carrying your heavy shell and your big heinie up the rock face.
You hear a large bird squawk in the not-too-distant distance.
"Uhhh, Bowser, you might want to put down those Eggs..." Troopa Jr. warns, looking over his shoulder.
"What's eh? Gwa ha ha! The little man is talking to me, Kammy! Gwar har harrrr!! Quiet, pipsqueak, before I boil YOUR egg! Yer lucky I helped ya back there, shrimp!" You throw back.
"Meep!"
As you bicker, you are forced to reconsider Troopa Jr.'s plea, because a giant bird is looming over you, squawking a familiar squawk!!
It's an Ambush!!!
He's got a variety of attacks from the Talon Express and Wing Flap, to the Feather Fling and the good old fashioned "The Beakening".
He's looking pretty buff since last time you saw him, you think, as he drills into your face with "The Beakening"!!!
The move seems to have unstoppable Pierce! It cracks into your Basic Shell, dealing 4 damage to you!
Let's get to work!
>First, choose the positioning of your party. You must choose a first, middle, and last. The first position is typically the most dangerous, and it'll be smart to keep someone like Bowser or Troopa Jr. there. This order also dictates the order of attacks, first always attacking first, and last always attacking last. Use this to your advantage when buffing yourself or debuffing your enemy, and other tactical situations. Don't forget, you can always Swap in the midst of battle!
>Then, let's see an attack from First Position first, Middle Position second, then Last Position third!! Field:
Bowser (16/20HP)(15FP) DEF 1
Kammy Koopa(+) (9HP)(11FP) Flying
Troopa Jr. (15HP(5FP) DEF 1
Buzzar (50HP)(12FP) Flying
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 00:45:29 No. 5204929 Report Quoted By:
Estimated SP gain: 45
Anonymous
>>5204927 Troopa Jr.:call him or her a flying chicken. Brace.
Bowser: jump attack
Kammy: Magic Roulette Bowser
Anonymous
>>5204935 Field:
Bowser (16/20HP)(15FP) DEF 1
Kammy Koopa(+) (9HP)(11FP) Flying
Troopa Jr. (15HP(5FP) DEF 1
Oh, Boswer is still first? Okay then. I missed that fact. Change of tactics.
Bowser: Jump
Kammy: Magic Roulette Bowser
Troopa Jr.: move to the front
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d7 + 1) >>5204935 >>5204941 Nah you're good, that was just placeholder.
~
"Heeeeere, birdie, birdie, birdie! Come and get me you big fat chicken!" Troopa Jr. taunts, then retreats snugly into his shell. (gifrel) He expends 1FP but now has DEF 3 until next turn! Take that, you dumb bird!
Bowser leaps into the dusty sky, like some kind of Mushroom Force One advertisement!
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Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d6) Bowser lands a miserable stomp on Buzzar's talon. What? That's not your fault, Buzzar is like 10 feet in the air!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 01:12:45 No. 5204961 Report Kammy randomly casts Regen (+3HP/+3FP) for 3 turns on King Koopa! >Let's gooo!!! Choose for Troopa Jr., then Bowser, and finally Kammy. This is the current rotation/order.
Anonymous
>>5204961 Troopa Jr.: Jumping is his strongest attack and Brace is on cooldown. Do a Shellbonk!
Bowser: Bowser Breath. It has the most potential to deal damage to flying enemies. Use that FP or lose it. Taunt Buzzar telling it how delicious his eggs will be once we eat them.
Kammy: Broom Bash.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 01:59:39 No. 5205010 Report Quoted By:
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 02:03:26 No. 5205013 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d2) Buzzar is noticeably tired after delivering his Talon Express. You assume he'd go for it again and again, as it's much more powerful than "The Beakening". If he doesn't, it's a sure sign it has some length of a Cooldown.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 02:05:32 No. 5205015 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 3, 2, 2 - 2 = 6 (4d3 - 2) Bowser feels the regenerative effects overcoming him!! He continues the assault with a stream of his orange Bowser Breath! I wish I didn't get a new ID, or I'd be doing more formatting.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 02:06:37 No. 5205018 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 - 1 (1d9 - 1) Kammy zooms by with a Broom Bash! Buzzar is immune to any potential Dizzying effects, he's too big to be spun around!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 02:12:16 No. 5205024 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 3, 3, 4, 1, 5, 1, 2, 4 - 2 = 22 (9d5 - 2) Kammy only barely manages to clip his gust-summoning wing, and nearly falls off her Witch Broom in the process, but hangs on for dear life!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 02:18:33 No. 5205028 Report The hail of razor sharp feathers is accurate and centered on the party. They slash and sink into their victims. The front and back lose 2HP each, and Bowser loses 5HP! Youch!>It's your turn again. Pick an Action for Troopa Jr., then Bowser, then Kammy last.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 02:20:46 No. 5205033 Report Quoted By:
Here are your options!
>>5204904 >>5204907 Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 02:22:37 No. 5205036 Report As well as these options:
Anonymous
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>>5205028 Troopa Jr.: say Buzzar's pronoun is dumb. He should be a Buzzard! Brace
Bowser: Boswer Breath
Kammy: yeet egg for Troopa to eat.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 03:22:56 No. 5205091 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 2, 1, 3 - 2 = 5 (4d3 - 2) With a queasy stomach, Troopa Jr. prepares for another nasty ride on the Talon Express. Brace! (-1FP)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 03:24:18 No. 5205093 Report Rolled 3, 2, 5, 4, 4, 4, 4, 3, 3 - 2 = 30 (9d5 - 2) It's another Feather Fling!
Anonymous
>>5205093 Damn, so there's no cooldown for that? That's quite powerful.
Would conjuring the Yellow Block defend against all incoming attacks?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 03:34:41 No. 5205100 Report This time Bowser takes 6 damage! Ouch!
Kammy receives 4 damage, and Troopa Jr. receives 2, due to the Pierce 1 of the attack. If it weren't for his Brace, he would've also lost 4 HP!
Bowser regenerates for the last turn, losing his status effect.
Troopa Jr. is feeling pretty good, having eaten one of Buzzar's eggs.
Buzzar is appalled beyond reason, and is now Charged for 2 turns! Why would you do that?!
Everyone a little worse for wear, it's time for another round of attacks!
>Go! Remember your order! >>>5204904 Bowser's Actions >>>5204907 Partner Actions >>>5205036 Universal Actions Battlefield:
Troopa Jr. (12/15HP)(5/5FP) DEF 1
Bowser (14/20HP)(8/10FP) DEF 1
Kammy Koopa (3/9HP)(8/11FP) Flying
Buzzar (34/50HP)(3/12FP) Flying, Charged (2)
Crowd: It looks like a few Clefts have woken up from their slumber to watch the fight!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 03:37:02 No. 5205101 Report >>5205095 Unfortunately for Bowser and company, Feather Fling targets all party members. The Yellow Block is not big enough to shield anyone.
Anonymous
>>5205100 Troopa Jr.: Appeal to the crowd to participate. Come on and help the king beat up the flying turkey. Are they gonna let this pigeon keep pooping on them, or do they want some of this kicking action?
Bowser: Double Dip (2FP). Use egg for Kammy, and use the Sleepy Sheep for Buzzar. If it falls asleep it might sleep through its charged phase.
Kammy: summon a yellow block in defense mode in case it's not asleep.
Anonymous
>>5205101 Oh well shit alright then. If flying enemies can bypass the block...
>Kammy- use Magic Roulette on Bowser Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 06:15:11 No. 5205176 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6) For 1FP, Troopa Jr. faces the audience of 4 Bald Clefts. Since they don't have the Top-Spiky trait, they get picked on by Buzzar, and routinely take involuntary trips on the Talon Express.>They throw you the powerful Earth Quake item!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 06:20:40 No. 5205183 Report Rolled 10 (1d10) Bowser gains Regen (+3HP/+3FP) again, for 2 turns only this time, and also gains the Electrified status for 2 turns this time!
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>>5205183 Time for Buzzar to go beddy-bye
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 06:30:40 No. 5205193 Report Mid-swoop, Buzzar is suddenly knocked out cold and snoring, slammed to the ground!
Buzzar's completely justified, parental rage is entirely negated by an Item that most Shops sell for less than 10 coins.
Wow, talk about luck! Bad for Buzzar, good for the party!
The dream sheep flutter along by your enemy and ignore you, leaping towards pastures unknown.
The Talon Express will not be leaving the station in the foreseeable future!! Haha!!
The boomerang is back in your hand, mate!
>Choose an action for Troopa Jr., then Bowser, then Kammy Koopa! >>>5204904 Bowser's Actions >>>5204907 Partner Actions >>>5205036 Universal Actions Battlefield:
Troopa Jr. (12/15HP)(4/5FP) DEF 1
Bowser (14/20HP)(6/10FP) DEF 1, Electrified (2), Regen (+3HP/+3FP for 2 turns)
Kammy Koopa (9HP)(8/11FP) Flying
Buzzar (34/50HP)(3/12FP) Flying, Improved Charged (2), Asleep (2)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 06:33:00 No. 5205194 Report Quoted By:
>>5205193 *Buzzar is not Flying, Buzzar is GROUNDED due to being Asleep
Anonymous
>>5205193 Thank goodness. And here I thought Kammy Koopa was gonna turn into pavement mush
>If a 9 or 10 is rolled, Buzzar is put to damage-ignoring Sleep for 2 turns! So that means while it's asleep, it's immune to damage? We can work with that.
Troopa Jr., Kammy Koppa, and Bowser should try appealing to the crowd (1FP each). Look over there, Buzzar is currently asleep. If they all start pile rocks on top of it and all of us surround it before it wakes, we can gank it right after it's Improved Charge is over.
>>5200335 > Boiled Egg - Restores 8HP and 8FP. Kammy should be at full FP right now, then 10FP after this turn after using the Appeal action
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 06:43:05 No. 5205200 Report >>5205198 >Thank goodness. And here I thought Kammy Koopa was gonna turn into pavement mush Indeed she was
>immune to damage? > > Ah shit I messed up. I meant to convey that the Sleep will ignore damage, not Buzzar. Buzzar still takes damage normally, and will not be waken up.
>triple appeal an interesting plan nonetheless
>>5205198 As Kammy is in the Last Position, the Boiled Egg was used on her before she used Magic Roulette. (Troopa Jr. was the appealer)
Anonymous
>>5205200 Woops forgot to include this.
Anonymous
>>5205193 >Bowser Tantrum Stamp >Jr Appeal >Kammy Magic roulette Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 06:53:06 No. 5205207 Report Quoted By:
>>5205202 Thanks, I love it, I'll pin it on my fridge.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 06:55:01 No. 5205209 Report I'll wait for ~15-30 minutes and let this one stew.
>>5205198 You can change your answer or keep it. No pressure.
QM tiebreaker roll if needed.
Anonymous
>>5205209 I'm keeping it.
>>5205206 >>5205209 Does Magic roulette stack with previous casts?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 07:11:07 No. 5205224 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d2) >>5205211 Yes, it'll stack
1 - mass appeal
2 - mixed moves
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 07:33:46 No. 5205243 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1 - 1 = 11 (7d2 - 1) With the local bully/caring parent Buzzar sleeping like his unhatched and undigested babies, the party members make a full-fledged appeal to the audience of Bald Clefts.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 07:37:00 No. 5205245 Report Most of them still want a piece of the action, all running by and kicking Buzzar in its gender-non-conforming ass!
Buzzar sleeps off another turn.
>Your turn again only difference from
>>5205193 here is that all arty members are down 1FP, and Buzzar looks like this:
Buzzar (29/50HP)(3/12FP) Flying, Improved Charged (1), Asleep (1)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 07:38:30 No. 5205246 Report Quoted By:
Most of them still want a piece of the action, all running by and kicking Buzzar in its gender-non-conforming ass!
Buzzar sleeps off another turn.
>Your turn again only difference from
>>5205193 here is that all arty members are down 1FP, and Buzzar looks like this:
Buzzar (29/50HP)(3/12FP) Improved Charged (1), Asleep (1)
Anonymous
>>5205245 Will the Bald Clefts continue their assault until Buzzar wakes up, or was that all they got?
>Bowser Tantrum Stamp >Jr Shellbonk >Kammy Magic roulette Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 07:48:15 No. 5205251 Report >>5205248 That was all they got. Crowds don't usually attack, though sometimes they will, even unprovoked. They can attack you as well, so make sure not to piss them off. Y'know, unless you're not scared of 'em.
You can't rely on them as much as you can your partners, so choose clutch moments when you think it is a good time to cash in on their enthusiasm, or try to assuage any possible hatred they may harbor for you.
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>>5205251 Changing Bowser's vote to Bowser's breath. It still deals more damage on average, and the chance of rolling no damage for the +2PWN buff is low.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 07:57:49 No. 5205253 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d2) Rolling for Shellbonk!
Anonymous
>>5205248 Can Kammy use shape beam for damage, it's almost dead.
Anonymous
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>>5205254 That's a good point. Shape Beams deals 3d3+1 magical damage. If Fae has already made his posts, we can use Shape Beams on the next turn.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 08:00:25 No. 5205259 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 3, 2, 2 - 2 = 7 (4d3 - 2) Rolling for Bowser Breath!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 08:03:27 No. 5205262 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 2, 3 + 1 = 7 (3d3 + 1) Kammy tops off the fiery beatdown with a Shape Beam!>Make another move!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 08:05:02 No. 5205263 Report Buzzar rises into the air again, Flying, and is at only 12HP! You've got this bonus in the bag!
Anonymous
>>5205263 Jr: Shellbonk!
Bowser: Firebreath!
Kammy: shape beam!
Do we get to eat it when we beat it!?
Anonymous
>>5205266 Would Broom bash be better for Kammy than shape beam? Both can hit 9 but shape beam can also hit a 1.
Anonymous
>>5205267 Shape beam deals 2 more damage than broom bash, and doesn't have the chance of Kammy to crit fail an attach on a 1.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 08:14:49 No. 5205270 Report Quoted By:
>>5205267 >>5205269 Broom Bash is free to use, but can also crit fail for 0 damage. (You won't be leveling up and recovering all FP/HP like usual from this fight, something to think about, and your party already gobbled the eggs down, you little piggies.)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 08:18:03 No. 5205271 Report Continuing in ~5, will roll for Kammy's action if needed
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>>5205271 We can always use the rest action in the next combat scenario. We have enough party members where we can synergize our abilities to gradually recover HP and FP as we go. In theory. Plus I'd rather increase the chance of Buzzar getting KO.ed in this turn than the next. He still has 3 FP left, and that could be used again for another Group attack if he's given the opportunity.
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 08:25:17 No. 5205276 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d2) A Shellbonk whistles through the air, followed by another Bowser Breath!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 08:26:35 No. 5205277 Report Rolled 1, 2, 3, 3 - 2 = 7 (4d3 - 2) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>5205277 I don't need to see shape beam to know he dead nigga
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 08:56:08 No. 5205283 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d4) Bowser's Breath does so much damage, it's a foregone conclusion when the Shape Beam comes in and rends Buzzar to a pile of feathers.>Bonus Item: Boiled Egg!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 09:17:35 No. 5205292 Report Before you enter the cave, Troopa Jr. stops in place.>You may choose to ask questions or have a conversation amongst your party about anything you like. >You may also change your party formation and use any Items before heading into the cave, if you wish. Going to bed, we'll resume tomorrow. Kinda didn't know where to wrap it up, so we get this post. Coming up next: Meeting with Princess Peach near the summit, finding the first Star Spirit Muskular, and moving out of Mt. Rugged and in to a new area!
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>>5205292 >>You may choose to ask questions or have a conversation amongst your party about anything you like. >Troopa Jr. I am genuinely surprised he knows what poignant. What was he doing before we found him getting bullied?
What does Kammy think about the stars, and hows she get good at magic?
How do the two of them feel about the socio economic climate of the koppa kingdom and what could be done to improve it? We have a very strong capacity for construction if any of the fortresses Mario parkours through are of any indication.
Wait Buzzar is a girl? Only girl birds lay eggs and I'm pretty sure that egg was in Buzzar.
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>>5205298 >Only girl birds lay eggs and I'm pretty sure that egg was in Buzzar. This world has Yoshi's and Birdo. Mario land is pretty high fantasy.
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>>5205292 do either of them know of someone who might be a good partner for this adventure?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 16:03:44 No. 5205448 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 (1d4) 1. Ten Swoops! Hahahaha! Ten! Buzzar isn't male or female, Buzzar is Buzzargender you fucking bigot >Troopa Jr.'s Magic Shell has improved to permanently give him the Top-Spiky trait! All jump-type attacks against him will fail, and be counterattacked with 1 unblockable damage.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 16:23:16 No. 5205465 Report Quoted By:
It's their fault for not protecting all your coins and objects you place in blocks!! How many friggin' times has Mario just blazed past their incompetence and snuck up on you? You've wasted almost as much Coin employing them as Mario has stolen from you, they're basically in on it together to drain you out of all your money!
Leaving those coins in blocks all over the place doesn't seem like a great investment strategy, for what it's worth. Maybe you should have tweaked your business plan, diversified your bonds and all that. You never were a finance guy.
You look over at Kammy. She's sleeping on her broom again. Sigh... Best just to keep your eye out for new partners on your own, you're not sure the spastic Troopa Jr. or the ever-drowsy Kammy have anything for you.
Time to see where your wisdom will take you now. You walk into the cavern, light ends about a minute in. This should be a shortcut, popping you out right on top of the summit.
In darkness, you begin hearing the screeches of Swoops. Your mouth waters, hoping to fry some more up and snack on them before you talk to the princess.
You prepare yourself as best as you can, but there's nothing that can be done to stop an...
>Ambush!!! You're in a cavern! Everyone's Blind! Items can't heal Blind if your environment is completely pitch dark! There's gotta be some way to fix the lighting situation in here, right??
The grayed bats swarm above your head, and the Hyper Clefts shuffle their feet on the nearby ground.
Both Hyper Clefts Charge the frontman Troopa Jr. for 3 damage each, because of the Pierce from their spikes! But in the darkness, they are also Blind! One misses!
The Swoopulas each Bloodsuck one member of the party for 4 damage a piece! They seem to be immune to Blind!
Watch out for those Hyper creatures, they have a Hyper Charge ability even more powerful than Improved Charge! They can cause themselves or any ally to become incredibly dangerous with a +6PWR bonus for 2 turns! Don't let them buff the Swoopulas or it could be over!! A Swoopula's normal Bloodsuck attack has 4PWR and Pierce 1! With a boost, that's a whopping 10PWR! Be warned!
>Make your moves! Troopa Jr. 1st, Bowser 2nd, and Kammy last. Be mindful of your HP! >>>5204904 Bowser's Actions >>>5204907 Partner Actions >>>5205036 Universal Actions >Items: Ultra Shroom, Boiled Egg, Earth Quake Battlefield:
Troopa Jr. (5/15HP)(3/5FP) DEF 1, Top-Spiky, Blind
Bowser (10/20HP)(2/10FP) DEF 1, Blind
Kammy Koopa (5/9HP)(5/11FP) Flying, Blind
Hyper Cleft A (4HP)(3FP) DEF 3, Top-Spiky, Blind
Hyper Cleft B (4HP)(3FP) DEF 3, Top-Spiky, Blind
Swoopula A (9HP)(2/3FP) Flying
Swoopula B (9HP)(2/3FP) Flying
Swoopula C (9HP)(2/3FP) Flying
Estimated SP gain: 75
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 16:24:51 No. 5205468 Report Quoted By:
(forgot pic up top)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 16:31:11 No. 5205472 Report It's their fault for not protecting all your coins and objects you place in blocks!! How many friggin' times has Mario just blazed past their incompetence and snuck up on you? You've wasted almost as much Coin employing them as Mario has stolen from you, they're basically in on it together to drain you out of all your money!
Leaving those coins in blocks all over the place doesn't seem like a great investment strategy, for what it's worth. Maybe you should have tweaked your business plan, diversified your bonds and all that. You never were a finance guy.
You look over at Kammy. She's sleeping on her broom again. Sigh... Best just to keep your eye out for new partners on your own, you're not sure the spastic Troopa Jr. or the ever-drowsy Kammy have anything for you.
Time to see where your wisdom will take you now. You walk into the cavern, light ends about a minute in. This should be a shortcut, popping you out right on top of the summit.
In darkness, you begin hearing the screeches of Swoops. Your mouth waters, hoping to fry some more up and snack on them before you talk to the princess.
You prepare yourself as best as you can, but there's nothing that can be done to stop an...
>Ambush!!! You're in a cavern! Everyone's Blind! Items can't heal Blind if your environment is completely pitch dark! There's gotta be some way to fix the lighting situation in here, right??
The grayed bats swarm above your head, and the Hyper Clefts shuffle their feet on the nearby ground.
Both Hyper Clefts Charge the frontman Troopa Jr. for 3 damage each, because of the Pierce from their spikes! But in the darkness, they are also Blind! One misses!
The Swoopulas each Bloodsuck one member of the party for 4 damage a piece! They seem to be immune to Blind! They all return to the cavern roof and stalagtites.
Watch out for those Hyper creatures, they have a Hyper Charge ability even more powerful than Improved Charge! They can cause themselves or any ally to become incredibly dangerous with a +6PWR bonus for 2 turns! Don't let them buff the Swoopulas or it could be over!! A Swoopula's normal Bloodsuck attack has 4PWR and Pierce 1! With a boost, that's a whopping 10PWR! Be warned!
>Make your moves! Troopa Jr. 1st, Bowser 2nd, and Kammy last. Be mindful of your HP! >>>5204904 (You) Bowser's Actions >>>5204907 (You) Partner Actions >>>5205036 (You) Universal Actions >Items: Ultra Shroom, Boiled Egg, Earth Quake Battlefield:
Troopa Jr. (5/15HP)(3/5FP) DEF 1, Top-Spiky, Blind
Bowser (10/20HP)(2/10FP) DEF 1, Blind
Kammy Koopa (5/9HP)(5/11FP) Flying, Blind
Hyper Cleft A (4HP)(3FP) DEF 3, Top-Spiky, Blind
Hyper Cleft B (4HP)(3FP) DEF 3, Top-Spiky, Blind
Swoopula A (9HP)(2/3FP) Ceiling
Swoopula B (9HP)(2/3FP) Ceiling
Swoopula C (9HP)(2/3FP) Ceiling
Estimated SP gain: 75
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>>5205472 >Items can't heal Blind if your environment You didnt say anything about items not restoring FP, on that we can heal HP in the dark. Right?
Troopa Jr.: force feed Bowser a boiled egg to regain 8FP
Bowser: Bowser Breath
Kammy: the powerful Earth Quake
Will using the Earth Quake flip the clefts?
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>>5205472 If it's dark lets try to light things up
>JR Flame Blast swoopula A >Bowser rest, to recover FP for Bowser Breath >Kammy earth quake Anonymous
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>>5205484 Troopa Doesnt need to do that. The Earth Quake will deal 5 unprotected damage which should more or less kill both Hype Clefts if previous item uses were of any indication. Instead, if Jr. Is unable to force feed bowser he could could try to Rest, but call the Swoops losers to agro them.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 17:39:47 No. 5205502 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 2, 2, 1 - 2 = 6 (4d3 - 2) >>5205481 >>5205484 >>Items can't heal Blind Items can heal HP and FP, but cannot heal the Blind status while in the cavern!
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Troopa Jr. starts shoving an egg in your mouth.
"-Gwag Hey! What're you-!" you supple and let him jam the egg in your mouth. It tastes good.
With your freshly boosted FP, you blast your enemies with Bowser Breath!
The Swoopulas screech and flap their wings to put out the orange flames for a second, then perch back on the ceiling.
Unfortunately, the Hyper Clefts, made completely of rock, are immune to the fire-based attack!
Kammy Koopa has the remedy for that, an Earth Quake! "The Bald Cleft clan says hello!"
A massive tremor shakes the cavern, first flipping the Hyper Clefts on their backs, then bumping them all over the place, crushing them into pebbles with an incredible 5 unblockable damage!!
The tremor also smacks around the 3 Swoopulas for 5 damage per bat, causing them to drop from the ceiling. Paired with the Bowser Breath, was it enough to incapacitate all 5 enemies?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 17:42:13 No. 5205504 Report Rolled 1 (1d6) >Three Fried Swoops drop from the ceiling straight into your Usable Items Inventory!>75 SP gained! >SPIN >THAT MYSTERY MUSHROOM >WHEEL!!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 18:59:18 No. 5205561 Report Quoted By:
(Unexpected break, still writing)
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>>5205504 Get the +5FP bonus. Health is nice but we can do more with FP. The BP bonus isnt appealing since we dont have any new badges for it.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 23:54:01 No. 5205793 Report Enjoy that Dry Shroom, it'll heal any party member for 1HP! Can't always be a winner, heh heh! It's also used in a few Recipes, which we'll learn more about later. So it's not a totally horrible Item! Just currently! Yay!>+5 Health Points >+5 Flower Points >+3 Badge Points >Poison Bite!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:1tGI2WWx Thu 24 Mar 2022 23:55:22 No. 5205794 Report You finally catch up to Peach, about 1000 feet from the very tippy-top of the mountain! Above you can see strange machinery and distantly make out the sound of their hums and grinds. Curious.
You're so embarrassed that you're using the Star Spirits for the purpose of love, and you know Peach feels sorry for you but kind of hates you, so you attempt to run past her without saying a word, like a weirdo.
You hear the voice of Lil' Twink shouting, still in earshot: "Princess, it's that no-good Brute you were telling me about! The one Dr. Mario 'snipped', tee hee! He's after the Star Spirit here on Mt. Rugged! We've gotta stop him!!!"
Your face turns beet red. How does he know you got snipped?!?! Did Peach find out first and tell him?! Why is he joking about it with the Princess!
You're fuming mad, so you decide to confront him. After all, Peach is the ultimate goal, not these Star Spirits. You can't have some munchkin star-kid badmouthing you while you go on perilous adventures.
You get up in his face, Peach a few feet to the side. "Hey you little faggot, or whatever your name is, I bet you didn't think I could hear you talking!"
"Oh no, I was COUNTING on it! So I could deliver one of THESE to you! Hi-ya!!!!!" Lil' Twink misses you horrendously, tackling the ground. He was several feet away from you, but was clearly trying to hit you.
"Hey, quit it you little-"
"Little what? Little faggot? Hmph!! I see you're just as base and disrespectful as always! Hmph!"
"Wha-? No! Princess!" You plead, but she has already decided to enter combat against you and your party.
Oh no! Not like this Princess! You never intended for this to happen!
Princess Peach is in front of Lil' Twink, protecting him!
>Choose your Actions! >>>5204904 Bowser's Actions >>>5204907 Partner Actions >>>5205036 Universal Actions Field:
Troopa Jr. (15HP)(5FP) DEF 1, Top-Spiky
Bowser (20HP)(10FP) DEF 1 (Lvl Up bonus will be added next update, but you have the bonus now, whether it be HP, FP or BP.)
Kammy Koopa (9HP)(11FP) Flying
Princess Peach (??HP)(??FP)
Lil' Twink (10HP)(10FP)
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>>5205793 Jr.: no one calls uncle Boswer a faggot, except you! Call The star baby a maidenless star face, and Princess Peach a bimbo. Brace for impact.
Bowser: interact. Maybe theres something around you can slow Peach down with without resorting to hurting her.
Kammy: magic roulette. Maybe you might get lucky and make bowser faster, then we can run up the hill ahead of these two.
Anonymous
>>5205794 Bowser use jump.
Kammy use broom bash.
Jr. Moons her.
Screw this ungrateful hoe.
Anonymous
>>5205794 Increase HP. Can we give Jr. the glasses we took from Lakilester? Would they protect him from the Blind effect when outside of caves?
Are we hard locked into romancing Peach? I got nothing against it, but I want to make sure.
Anonymous
>>5205993 Beating up Peach doesn't mean we still can't romance her, three words.
Battered wife syndrome.
Anonymous
>>5206088 ......okay you convinced me, but can we do this instead?
>>5205986 >>5205794 Troopa: taunt and guard
Bowser: bowser breath but say sorry
Kammy: broom bash.
At least this way we'll be able to gauge what peach is capable of as she beats on Jr., and Bowsers and Kammy's group attack should put Twink out of commission. That will either result in Peach spending an action to revive Twink, or leave her by her lonesome.
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If we defeat Peach, should we steal her panties, or leave them be?
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>>5206099 >......okay you convinced me, but can we do this instead? Sure i can change. Bowser has spent many coin and lost many castles for peach, time for a different approach.
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>>5206159 Literally hundreds if we account for all Mario related games.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 25 Mar 2022 15:30:19 No. 5206342 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1, 2, 2 - 2 = 4 (4d3 - 2) >three words. Battered wife syndrome.>>......okay you convinced me >should we steal her panties, or leave them be? >Be a scoundrel, or be the gentleman? >wish/goal change: >FP boost, right? >Or is it HP? >Switch and go for BP? Bonus lost! You weren't supposed to hit Peach! Haha! Just felt obligated to tell you.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 25 Mar 2022 15:32:57 No. 5206344 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d9 - 1) >Broom bash (unspecified enemy, assuming Lil' Twink)Also the Bonus goal was 3 turns no damage to Peach as she sat and attacked you and called you ugly
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 25 Mar 2022 15:38:16 No. 5206348 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5) Lil' Twink is such a tiny target, Kammy falls right off of her Witch Broom trying to attack!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 25 Mar 2022 15:40:43 No. 5206350 Report Rolled 1 (1d1) Troopa Jr. barely hangs on with 5HP.>Your turn again!
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>>5206350 We were not informed of the bonus goal. Are you telling me that we wont recieve our level up bonus because we hit peach?
Troopa was at 15 HP and had a DEF of 3. That means that kart hits for 13 damage jesus.
Troopa: rest
Bowser: bowser breath. Does the poison bite poison damage stack?
Kammy: yellow obsticle in defense mod god damn that kart is strong.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 25 Mar 2022 17:00:25 No. 5206424 Report >>5206398 The bonus goal was a
secret No, you keep the level up bonus, there was an Item/Badge I didn't choose yet that would've been the bonus.
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>>5206424 Eh, at least we'll probably gain SP from this fight.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 25 Mar 2022 17:28:44 No. 5206446 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 7, 3 - 2 = 8 (2d7 - 2) >>5206398 Poison Bite Poison damage doesn't stack, but increases the duration. Poison is unblockable damage. Only a few bosses and a few enemies are immune or resistant to it.
>Troopa Jr. peels himself from the ground and Rests!! Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 25 Mar 2022 17:29:51 No. 5206448 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1, 3, 2 - 2 = 5 (4d3 - 2) And it's another Bowser Breath! Sorry Peachy!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 25 Mar 2022 17:56:37 No. 5206459 Report The resulting damage is enough to significantly injure Lil' Twink, which brings Peach to a halt! This leaves no need for Kammy to expend her FP. >"Peach! I'm sorry! I'll make it up to you, just watch! And don't listen to anything Lil' Fucker says!" >"FUUUUUCK YOOOUUUUUU, HOOOOEEEE!!!!!!!" >Nothing. You just continue up Mt. Rugged towards where Muskular is rumored to be. >Write in - ??? >+5SP! >Items: Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, x3 Fried Swoop >"What work? You just sit back and play with Pokeys all day! Give me the Star Spirit, or I'm taking it!!" >"What exactly is going on here, anyway? It looks like you're up to no good, mister!!" >"Of course I came to admire your work! I hate these stupid Star Spirits! Can I get your autograph?!" >Write in - ???
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>>5206459 >Write in - ??? You messing around in my mountain, in my kingdom! I'm King Bowser you mouth breather, and nothing goes without my say so. I literally have the right to kick your flat ass. But I'll be nice this once. What are you doing up here and why should I not order my fly fortress to turn whatever this is into a crater?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 25 Mar 2022 22:01:38 No. 5206665 Report Quoted By:
As Peach left on her kart, you said nothing to her, knowing if you obtain the Star Spirits, you can do whatever you want!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 25 Mar 2022 22:02:43 No. 5206668 Report His toxic cronies will Poison Spike Smash into your front line with 4PWR, Poison and Pierce 1! Not to mention their unique ability to launch segments of their body at any party member for only 1 reduced PWR. So many spiky enemies! Try taking their heads off to avoid a prolonged fight, as they'll also call in backup!
And you won't even want to think about Jumping on Dark Craw while he has his spear in the air! Wait for him to lower it! He also has the ability to summon Poison Pokeys, so let's finish this battle up quickly and help (ourselves to) Muskular!
He wants a fight! Make every move count! Don't get party-wiped!
>Choose an action for Troopa Jr., then Bowser, then Kammy Koopa! >>>5204904 Bowser's Actions (don't forget the improved bite! just don't use it on an enemy that's Fully-Spiky like a Pokey! And remember, it always targets the First Position!) >>>5204907 Partner Actions >>>5205036 Universal Actions Field:
Troopa Jr. (6/15HP)(5FP) DEF1, Top-Spiky
King Bowser (20HP)(7/15F) DEF1
Kammy Koopa(+) (9HP)(11FP) Flying
Poison Pokey A (8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Poison Pokey B (8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Poison Pokey C (8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Dark Craw (20HP)(10FP) Top-Spiky
Poison Pokey D (8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Estimated SP:
Dark Craw - 25SP.
Poison Pokey - 8SP each.
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>>5206668 Troopa- we're gonna cook you losers alive! Brace.
Bowser- tantrum stomp. Shelled enemies get flipped right? What about the cactus ones?
Kammy- yellow wall defense guy
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>>5206668 Can we wish more more wishes?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 25 Mar 2022 23:34:06 No. 5206765 Report Rolled 2, 1, 4, 3 - 2 = 8 (4d4 - 2) >>5206734 You can wish for one more wish, with precisely the same rules as the previous wish.
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Troopa rightfully fears for his consciousness, and Braces for impact!
Bowser throws a Tantrum Stamp! You attempt to split the arid, cracked earth with each powerful stomp of your kingly foot!
(Each roll deals 1d4 damage with a -2 modifier. For each time it strikes the Poison Pokeys, a uniquely segmented enemy, it will remove one of their four body parts! This certainly limits their ability to launch ranged attacks, protecting your back line! You obviously knew this! Good strategy!)
Kammy then summons a Yellow Block to bolster your First Position even further!! It has 5HP, DEF1. And it's immune to Poison! It's an inanimate object, you think! It does blink, though... With those... Eyes of its... *shudder*
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>>5206765 If I'm looking at this right, Bowser only did 3 damage to everyone?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 25 Mar 2022 23:56:38 No. 5206803 Report Tantrum Stamp damage: 3HP and 2 segments
The pitiful looking stomp leaves you and your allies alone physically, but not mentally...
But devastates the HP of your opponents!
You've completely negated the ranged element of the Poison Pokey's attack plans, and learned something else!
They apparently keep all their HP in their head, because they did not lose extra HP per segment! You wonder what would happen if you hit the head with an Ability that similarly destroys their structure or capitalizes on their ball-like stability.
Each Pokey has no choice but to summon a poisonous relative, or assault you with a Poison Spike Smash.
They all opt for the deadly choice!! Watch out, Troopa Jr.!
The first two smash into the defensive Yellow Block, destroying it!
The next one and the last one continue the pattern, and hit Troopa Jr. for 1 dmg each after getting through his Braced Magic Shell, and leaving him with 4 turns of Pokey Poison on him, which will kill him if we don't end the battle before that! Also, he's still feeling the incredible effects of the Kart Bash, his earlier Rest barely relieved him at all! Do you use an Action healing him, or go all out on these sickly looking mofos?
Interspersing all this chaos is Dark Craw. He's lowered his spear and hasn't expended any FP. He still has a casual look on his face. Looks like he's prepping for something next turn.
Your turn again, Your Beefiness!
>Choose an action for Troopa Jr., then Bowser, then Kammy Koopa! >>>5204904 Bowser's Actions (don't forget the improved bite! just don't use it on an enemy that's Fully-Spiky like a Pokey! And remember, it always targets the First Position!) >>>5204907 Partner Actions >>>5205036 Universal Actions (Updated Items list: Dry Shroom, Ultra Shroom, x3 Fried Swoop) Field:
Troopa Jr. (4/15HP)(/45FP) DEF1, Top-Spiky, Poisoned (4 turns)
King Bowser (20HP)(3/15F) DEF1
Kammy Koopa(+) (9HP)(/611FP) Flying
Poison Pokey A (5/8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Poison Pokey B (5/8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Poison Pokey C (5/8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Dark Craw (17/20HP)(10FP) Improved Charge (1 turn)
Poison Pokey D (5/8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
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>>5206803 Jr.: eat a fried Swoop
Bowser: Stompies
Kammy: lmfao Wall get good faggots.
Can we eat the heads or segments if we fry them?
Anonymous
>>5206803 Kammy use magic roulette.
Jr. eats a fried swoop.
Bowser rest.
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>>5206806 Whoops I came down with the case of stupid. Not enough FP for stomps.
Jr move behind Bowser
Bowser Defend
Kammy magic roulette
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 00:27:19 No. 5206875 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d2) We'll have Troopa Jr. eat the Fried Swoop so he doesn't die of Poison if there are no objections.
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>>5206821 You doe realize the pokeys are going to destroy Jr right?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 00:34:41 No. 5206887 Report (Without the Swoop, Jr. would've died anyway and Bowser would be the front-facing character anyway. And now I as QM get to gobble up one of your Swoops. Nom nom nom. Delicioso.)
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Rolled 5, 3 - 2 = 6 (2d7 - 2) >>5206887 Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 00:38:30 No. 5206898 Report Quoted By:
(Died from Poison before his next action, so Swapping wasn't the best choice for him. He was kinda doomed without the Ultra Shroom or a really good Rest which still may not have been enough. The Fried Swoop helps him soak up at least one or two more attacks. It's all good though because only one party member has to survive for Bowser to win and gain SP, and you're gonna win this fight, right?)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 00:39:47 No. 5206901 Report Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d7) Three times this thread. I must be fucking up that roll somehow.
Oh, I see, I capitalized the D in dice+blahblahblah. Okay.
>>5206897 Thank you.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 00:43:41 No. 5206907 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d6) >>5206901 ignore this roll
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King Bowser handily regenerates 3FP! The world is your FP oyster! Spend away, my liege!
Kammy also boosts you with her Magic Roulette!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 01:05:48 No. 5206946 Report Quoted By:
You feel fast as fuck, boy! You begin to feel like you're so nimble you could... Perform two actions in one turn! And you can!
Your scales and shells begins turning invisible, fading out of this plane so that you are mysteriously unaffected by all attacks aimed at you, including direct blows and area attacks! You are also able to remain attacking as normal!
Both of these stupefying effects will last for two turns!
Wow-wee!
Poison Pokey A comes in for a Poison Spike Smash, to TJ's dismay!
He survives with 2 HP, until Poison Pokey B comes and finishes him off.
>K.O.! Poison Pokey C skedaddles towards you, winds back, and smacks you with its sticky barbs! You feel Troopa Jr.'s pain! You're damaged for 3HP and poisoned for 2 turns!
Dark Craw unleashes his prepared spear on you with an astounding Pierce 5, no defense is stopping that puppy when it's charged up! He hits you with a Spear Dash for 6HP!
The Sharp Objects Enthusiast Fest is not over yet, not until Poison Pokey D expends his FP reserves and summons his cousin, Poison Pokey E!! Ahhhhh they're surrounding you!! Your Basic Shell won't help you here! At least you're invisible for now!!
The crowd is... Cheering! They can't wait for Dark Craw to finish you off!!! What the heck! They think you're the bad guy!
>Nevermind why they could possibly think something like that!! Do something, Fast! Bowser first and second, then Kammy third! It's just you two against the mob! >>>5204904 (You) Bowser's Actions >>>5204907 (You) Partner Actions >>>5205036 (You) Universal Actions (Updated Items list: Dry Shroom, Ultra Shroom, x3 Fried Swoop) Field:
Troopa Jr. (KO!! You have no revive Items or Abilities... Yet!)
King Bowser (11/20HP)(6/15F) DEF1, Fast - x2 Actions (2), Invisible (2)
Kammy Koopa(+) (9HP)(3/11FP) Flying
Poison Pokey A (5/8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Poison Pokey B (5/8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Poison Pokey C (5/8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Dark Craw (17/20HP)(10FP)
Poison Pokey D (5/8HP)(0/4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Poison Pokey E (8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 01:07:07 No. 5206949 Report Quoted By:
Poison (4 turns) on Bowser
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 01:11:14 No. 5206962 Report You feel fast as fuck, boy! You begin to feel like you're so nimble you could... Perform two actions in one turn! And you can!
Your scales and shells begins turning invisible, fading out of this plane so that you are mysteriously unaffected by all attacks aimed at you, including direct blows and area attacks! You are also able to remain attacking as normal!
Both of these stupefying effects will last for two turns!
Wow-wee!
Poison Pokey A comes in for a Poison Spike Smash, to TJ's dismay!
He survives with 2 HP, until Poison Pokey B comes and finishes him off.
>K.O.! Poison Pokey C skedaddles towards you, winds back, and tries to smack you with its sticky barbs! It attempts to make you feel Troopa Jr.'s pain, but phases right through you!!
Dark Craw unleashes his prepared spear on you with an astounding Pierce 5, no defense is stopping that puppy when it's charged up! Except Invisibility, baby! He would've hit you with a Spear Dash for a formidable 6 damage!
The Sharp Objects Enthusiast Fest is not over yet, not until Poison Pokey D expends his FP reserves and summons his cousin, Poison Pokey E!! Ahhhhh they're surrounding you!! Your Basic Shell won't help you here! At least you're invisible for now!!
The crowd is... Cheering! They can't wait for Dark Craw to finish you off!!! What the heck! They think you're the bad guy!
>Nevermind why they could possibly think something like that!! Do something, Fast! Bowser first and second, then Kammy third! It's just you two against the mob! >>>5204904 (You) (You) Bowser's Actions >>>5204907 (You) (You) Partner Actions >>>5205036 (You) (You) Universal Actions (Updated Items list: Dry Shroom, Ultra Shroom, x3 Fried Swoop) Field:
Troopa Jr. (KO!! You have no revive Items or Abilities... Yet!)
King Bowser (20HP)(6/15F) DEF1, Fast - x2 Actions (2), Invisible (2)
Kammy Koopa(+) (9HP)(3/11FP) Flying
Poison Pokey A (5/8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Poison Pokey B (5/8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Poison Pokey C (5/8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Dark Craw (17/20HP)(10FP)
Poison Pokey D (5/8HP)(0/4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Poison Pokey E (8HP)(4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch
Anonymous
>>5206962 Bowser uses Bowser breath.
Kammy use broom bash.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 01:28:13 No. 5206991 Report >>5206982 With the "Fast" status, Bowser is able to act twice per turn. Would you like to use another Action? After the first Bowser Breath, he'd only have 2FP left.
Anonymous
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>>5206962 Bowser: eat swoop and stompies.
Kammy: spin spin spiiiiin that magic roulette!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 03:23:59 No. 5207187 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d2) 1st roll both both Bowser moves
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 03:26:07 No. 5207191 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 2 - 2 = 5 (4d3 - 2) You begin inhaling air...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 03:28:04 No. 5207195 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d7 + 1) It incinerates the original crop of Poison Pokeys!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 03:32:47 No. 5207208 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 7 - 1 (1d9 - 1) You alone deal a nasty 10 damage to Dark Craw this turn, halving his HP!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 03:46:11 No. 5207220 Report Dark Craw is in Peril!
The crowd goes feral, throwing Dark Craw a Life Shroom to use on his fallen teammates, and booing you without hesitation of any sort. One of them throws a soda can at you but misses.
Dark Craw's got a vendetta! He chucks his weapon at Kammy, performing a Spear Toss!
It deals 6 damage! He pulls another paper spear from out of nowhere, holding it above his head!
Poison Pokey E follows up with a ranged Spike Toss!
Kammy cannot bear the brunt of the slimy spiked ball slamming into her chest.
It's up to you to snag Muskular! Finish these dorks off!
>Pick two (2) Actions for Bowser while you're still Fast: >>>5204904 Bowser's Actions >>>5205036 Universal Actions (Updated Items list: Dry Shroom, Ultra Shroom, x3 Fried Swoop) Current field:
King Bowser (20HP)(2/15F) DEF1, Fast - x2 Actions (1), Invisible (1)
Dark Craw (1/20HP)(6/10FP) Top-Spiky
Poison Pokey E (3/8HP)(2/4FP) Full-Spiky, Poisontouch, (3 segments)
Anonymous
>>5207220 Bowser: steal the life shroom and use it on Jr. Theyll never see it coming!
Kammy: magic roulette
Anonymous
>>5207220 Scratch that. Need glasses.
Bowser: eat a Swoop and do a Bowser breath
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>>5207239 >>5207220 Steal the shroom and use shell strike to finish them off.
Can we upgrade the basic rest?
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>>5207242 Bowser is at 20 hp according to the last update. I can switch to the fire breathe.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 05:13:19 No. 5207324 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5 (1d6) Using a Shell Strike will certainly end all of these foes without the need for a Swoop to be eaten, and since we're looking at a level up, we don't need to use a Rest. You ponder if you'll come across the TURBO Rest Badge, which greatly improves all Rest rolls for only a few BP. Last time you used it, you got such good sleep, despite your goldfish dying earlier that week. You're pretty sure some version of a Dry Bones took it. As if he really needs any help getting Rest! More like Selfish Bones!>+65SP! >Level up! >Lvl. 7, 18SP
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 05:14:53 No. 5207325 Report You happen to have enough BP to equip one Badge or the other if you like:>Leave both Badges alone for now >Equip just the Badge that affects you, King Bowser >Equip just the Badge that affects your partners. >Take off an old Badge (Double Dip or Partner Helper Plus) so you can wear both of these new Badges. >You're investing in BP this level, and you choose to equip both new Badges now. >Okay, you can stay here and protect Mt. Rugged, but grant me a Star Spirit Power to erm... Save the other Star Spirits that have gone missing! >Follow me and serve my whim! We are going on a quest to collect your brethren and return them to the pantheon at Shooting Star Summit to restore balance. >Graaar! Don't make me hurt you, puny star man! Just give me my Star Spirit Power before you get beat! >I'll just crush you here and now so I don't have to put up with your whining forever! >+5 Health Points >+5 Flower Points >+3 Badge Points
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>>5207325 >Leave both Badges alone for now >Follow me and serve my whim! We are going on a quest to collect your brethren and return them to the pantheon at Shooting Star Summit to restore balance. Or so we tell him.
>+5 Flower Points Bowser has some nice moves, but poor FP.
Sell the speck.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 05:19:34 No. 5207328 Report Quoted By:
(You may freely trade 100 Coins for 1 Supernova Speck in most towns and larger shops, like a currency)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 05:24:50 No. 5207332 Report Quoted By:
(We will continue tomorrow, take your time with this post. Ask questions, propose ideas, etc. if you like.)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 05:29:46 No. 5207336 Report Quoted By:
Oh yeah, you also collect the Life Shroom, duh!! This puppy will bring any fallen party member back in the fight with 10HP. Use it wisely, these are expensive!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 05:33:08 No. 5207338 Report Quoted By:
Oh yeah, you also collect the Life Shroom, duh!! This puppy will bring any fallen party member back in the fight with 10HP. They will have to wait until the next turn to make an Action again, and are immediately susceptible to attacks. Use it wisely, these are expensive!
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>>5207325 >Leave both Badges alone for now >Follow me and serve my whim! We are going on a quest to collect your brethren and return them to the pantheon at Shooting Star Summit to restore balance. >+5 Flower Points >Sell the speck. Anonymous
>>5206887 >Next, they see a manchild Koopa in an egg gnawing at the head of a bat, sloshing juices to and fro. He's not a kid? Dang, he's too adorable to be an adult.
>>5207325 >Leave both Badges alone for now >Follow me and serve my whim! We are going on a quest to collect your brethren and return them to the pantheon at Shooting Star Summit to restore balance. >+5 Flower Points Can we still wish to be the smartest in the world, or does this choice lock us out of the wish option?
So are we going to address Muskular turning himself into a glorified battery? Yeah sure it's nice he's being a goodie two shoes about it, but then everyone on Mt. Rugged will start getting lazy and taking everything for granted. Conflict breeds growth, and nothing breeds more conflict than letting them deal with the mountain.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 17:35:03 No. 5207752 Report Troopa Jr. (15HP)(5FP)(0.2/1SSP) DEF1, Top-Spiky
[L7,18SP] Bowser (20HP)(20FP)(2/6BP) DEF1
Kammy Koopa(+) (9HP)(11/11FP) Flying
(Usable Items: Life Shroom, Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, x2 Fried Swoop)
(Key Items: Pink Brush, Supernova Speck, 30 Coins)
(Equipped Badges: Double Dip, Partner Helper Plus)
Spent some time to update the Abilities, Items, Badges, Effects Glossary and some other stuff on the pastebin. Check it out here
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 With the Gloomba Spike Hat, Troopa Jr.'s Shellbonk has changed from 2d2 damage (2-4)
to 1d4+1 damage, and Pierce 2. (2-5)
Also, his Lightning Blast now Paralyzes the first enemy it hits for 1 turn.
>>5207444 >He's not a kid? He's a 20 year old NEET who likes to re-watch Sailor Moon every year and burn stuff in his backyard.
Now let's-a-go!
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>You crave all the PWR you can get, and leave off both D-Up Badges. >(+5FP) You argue with the foolish Star Spirit that he is interrupting the natural ecology of life in Mt. Rugged that already flourished before he came along with his neo-urban hippie ideals and disturbed what was once a refuge that the elusive Bub-ulbs mated in, which are now no where to be found. You start rattling off nonsense about the environment which confounds the drained blue star.
"A-hrmm.."
Somehow he's convinced that what you're doing is actually for the greater good of everything. He's a real lunk head. Maybe he's a legacy star like Lil' Twink, because you're not sure how he made it to Spirit status, other than his incredible power. You doubt the other Star Spirits will be as easy to convince.
You ask him where all the other Star Spirits are, but he is unable to tell you. "I've been in that stasis chamber for nearly a year... You'll have to find out that information some other way."
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 17:36:04 No. 5207754 Report Muskular then bestows a Star Spirit Power upon Bowser, which costs Star Spirit Points to use. To fill your SSP gauge, defeat enemies, perform critical attacks and Appeal to the Crowd! Store it up and unleash your Star Spirit Powers! >Beef Up! (1 SSP) Gives The whole team a +1 mod to all of their attack rolls for 2 turns, and gives Bowser a small Regen (+2HP/+2FP) for 2 turns. >Giga Bowser! (2 SSP) This doubles your PWR and physical size for 2 turns! (Grants the Huge status effect!) >Giga Meteor! (2 SSP) This deals 1d16+4 damage to all non-flying enemies! Flips certain enemies (Like Koopas and Clefts) and dislodges enemies from the ceiling! No pierce. (5-20 damage!) >Go to Glitzville real quick and recruit Grubba. He's an old acquaintance you can call a favor in from. You were the only person other than him to show up to his grandpa's birthday a few years back. He said he would kill for you. Solid homie right there. >Go into nearby Toad Town to go shopping, and check out Rowf's Badge Shop. You can visit the fortune teller and get a hint for your journey, too. Fortunes on where to find treasure, Star Spirits, partners and more. >Let's go hunting in Gusty Gulch and see if the Invincible Tubba Blubba is still up to hoarding Star Spirits away from goodie-two-shoe types.
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>>5207752 >Troopa Jr. (15HP)(5FP)(0.2/1SSP) DEF1, Top-Spiky >[L7,18SP] Bowser (20HP)(20FP)(2/6BP) DEF1 Wait what? Troopa has 0.2 star spirit power?
>>5207754 >Go into nearby Toad Town to go shopping, and check out Rowf's Badge Shop. You can visit the fortune teller and get a hint for your journey, too. Fortunes on where to find treasure, Star Spirits, partners and more. >"...Sigh... Of course, the Star Spirits are bound by their code of duty to help whoever is noble enough to help them out by granting them amazing wishes beyond their wildest dreams." Lil Twink says, deflated. Soooooo about that wish
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 26 Mar 2022 17:58:49 No. 5207776 Report >>5207769 Sonofa- That's for Bowser. You'll have to equip the Sober QM Badge (BP Cost: 100) to eliminate mistakes like that. And yes, you can use the wish for whatever you want. If you want to be smart or have more wishes or anything; such is the power of the Star Spirits.
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>>5207776 Aight cool homie I'll wish for being the biggest brained mofo in the galaxy. Probably should put the wishing on the back burner so other anons can suggest their own votes as well. Out of Curiosity, if we wished to become giga bowser at will or be the strongest, what would that entail?
Anonymous
>>5207784 Don't count your chickens before they hatch, you've got a long way to go until you get your wish.
Anonymous
>>5207784 You must collect all of the Star Spirits
Anonymous
>>5207754 >Beef Up! (1 SSP) Gives The whole team a +1 mod to all of their attack rolls for 2 turns, and gives Bowser a small Regen (+2HP/+2FP) for 2 turns. Anonymous
Sorry about that, thought I included this :
Beef Up! (1 SSP) Gives The whole team a +1 mod to all of their attack rolls for 2 turns, and gives Bowser a small Regen (+2HP/+2FP) for 2 turns to
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>>5207776 >Beef Up! (1 SSP) Gives The whole team a +1 mod to all of their attack rolls for 2 turns, and gives Bowser a small Regen (+2HP/+2FP) for 2 turns. >>5207812 >>5207808 Damn, all of them? We better be getting more than one wish.
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>>5207837 >>5207838 Any choices on Tubba Bubba/Grubba/Rowf's Badge Shop?
Anonymous
>>5207754 >Beef Up! >Go to Glitzville real quick and recruit Grubba. He's an old acquaintance you can call a favor in from. You were the only person other than him to show up to his grandpa's birthday a few years back. He said he would kill for you. Solid homie right there Anonymous
>>5207988 Did you want to replace Kammy or Jr.? The party limit was 3 wasnt it? Personally I think our party is pretty solid.
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>>5208087 See what his stats and skills are then maybe replace Jr.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 03:05:05 No. 5208691 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d2) Either way it's a coin flip muhahah. It's guaranteed to be a fun trip regardless, two of the world's most fashionable and eventful cities, matched only by the likes of Posh Heights and the such. You make a pit stop at:
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 05:00:34 No. 5208917 Report Quoted By:
Heading down Mt. Rugged, belly full of Boiled Eggs and confidence, you and your crew hope to recruit Grubba, the Clubba. He owes you one, and you figure he could benefit from this venture as well.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 05:01:40 No. 5208920 Report You are greeted in the lobby by a pink Toad woman in professional attire. She asks you "2 adults and 1 juvenile? That'll be 2 Coins. Right now it's amateur league, winner moves up to the pros. The Punk Rocks vs. the Hand-It-Overs. Betting is still open. You in?">Join the Crowd and merely watch the fight for 2 coins. >Bet on the Hand-It-Overs to win. >Bet on the Punk Rocks to win. >Wait for the fight to end, save your coins for travel fare. Maybe you can head back outside and steal a TURBO Slugger while you wait. >This fighting is all fake! Give me my money back, now! The entire Crowd is full of dummies! >You people have some gall trying to get peoples' children to watch this. This is sick, and what do you think it does to society at large when you perpetrate these televised violent events? >Sign me up, Jolene, I'll clobber your whole roster, and become everybody's favorite fighter in no time! Just prepare the prize for me!
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>>5208920 >Wait for the fight to end, save your coins for travel fare. Maybe you can head back outside and steal a TURBO Slugger while you wait. >Sign me up, Jolene, I'll clobber your whole roster, and become everybody's favorite fighter in no time! Just prepare the prize for me! Anonymous
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>>5208920 >Wait for the fight to end, save your coins for travel fare. Maybe you can head back outside and steal a TURBO Slugger while you wait. >>5208920 >Sign me up, Jolene, I'll clobber your whole roster, and become everybody's favorite fighter in no time! Just prepare the prize for me! Anonymous
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>>5208920 >Wait for the fight to end, save your coins for travel fare. Maybe you can head back outside and steal a TURBO Slugger while you wait. >Sign me up, Jolene, I'll clobber your whole roster, and become everybody's favorite fighter in no time! Just prepare the prize for me! Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 14:00:08 No. 5209137 Report Rolled 20 (1d20) You launch spittle all over the glass separating you and Jolene. "Gwa- WHAT?! TWO LOUSY COINS! THAT'S A RIPOFF! WHY IS EVERYTHING SO EXPENSIVE IN GLITZVILLE?"
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>>5209137 Wew, a legendary 20.
https://youtu.be/liuwszyDhXM Bowser's been in four smash games hasnt he? This feels almost unfair that he's joining the tournament. Almost.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 14:59:01 No. 5209180 Report Quoted By:
Tiptoeing all the way inside of the Hot Dog Truck, you manage to nearly fill your inventory up with the delicious smelling treats!! You munch an extra one on the way out just to satisfy your craving.>+3 TURBO Sluggers! (Crit Bonus gets you 3 instead of 2!)(You have 2 Usable Item Inventory slots left)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 15:00:24 No. 5209182 Report You inquire further with Jolene about the prize, and she sighs "Oh, I guess I can tell you, since you're signing up for the fight. We have a few rare Badges, so we're leaving it up to the contestants to decide. Since you're a late sign up, you won't get a vote, sorry. The other fighters have already chosen the prize: It's the >Pretty Lucky Badge. (Equip: 3BP) >TURBO Rush P Badge. (Equip: 3BP) >Ice Power Badge (Equip: 2BP) >You get the first swing! Order: Troopa Jr., Bowser, then Kammy! These guys don't look so tough! You'll definitely win over the crowd if you can trounce them in just 2 turns!!
Anonymous
>>5209182 Troopa Jr.: Lightning Blast
Bowser: Tantrum Stamp
Kammy: Conjure Obstacle Attacking block
Anonymous
>>5209182 >Pretty Lucky Badge. (Equip: 3BP) Damn, I forgot to ask this, but could we exchange the thing for 100 coins, then self bet 110 coins on us on this match?
Troopa use Appeal. So the audience like bad guys right? Well King Koopa's a pretty bad dude.
Bowser use Jump on the POW! Block.
Kammy use Conjure Obstacle
I dont want them to get close and steal our stuff. After this match let's steal their stolen goods.
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>>5209201 Using their own item against them not a bad idea, changing my vote
>>5209194 to
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 15:27:04 No. 5209215 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d7 + 3) >>5209201 >>5209194 Ah shit, yeah, forgot to allow us to bet on ourselves.
Max bet for this fight is 20 Coins.
We'll assume you exchanged your Supernova Speck and bet max on yourself, because, c'mon. The following fights will have larger max bets.
Current Coins: 90, 130 if you win this fight.
(writing)
~
The bell goes ding!
Troopa Jr. uses 1FP to Appeal to the audience before the actual fighting gets under way, "Hey! Watch this! We're gonna cream your beloved Bandits! We're gonna suck the sticky off their fingers! Yeah!!"
He has no idea how lame he sounds, and several Crowd members throw empty soda cans and rocks at him, dealing him 1 damage.
The crowd starts chanting "LAME! LAME! LAME! LAME! LAME!" and booing and throwing popcorn.
"Grrrrrrrgg......"
One throws a perfectly good Hot Dog which you try to intercept, but it flies left and splatters into chunks.
"GRRRRRRRR...."
Bowser is embarrassed and enraged! He has the Charged status for 2 turns!
"Way to go, Junior!" Kammy says to the fuming manchild with soda spilled all over him.
Bowser goes in for a boosted jump onto the POW! Block holding Big Bandit B!
It's a nasty stomp, and triggers a chain reaction! All enemies receive an extra 2 damage from the Item!
Kammy summons a Defensive Block to prevent any Swindling from these daft thieves.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 15:35:00 No. 5209221 Report The first Bandit tried Swindling the Yellow Block anyway, and obviously pilfers nothing!>Finish them now to earn the Crowd's respect, and your Ultra Shroom back!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 15:36:16 No. 5209222 Report Quoted By:
(Bowser has Charged for 1 more turn as well. Can you dispatch these foes in 3 Actions or less!? Try your best, for the hearts and minds of the fickle Crowd are at stake!)
Anonymous
>>5209221 Troopa Jr: Flame Blast Big Bandit A
Bowser: Tantrum Stamp
Kammy: Appeal
Anonymous
>>5209221 Troopa Jr: steal back the shroom
Bowser: bowser breath
Kammy: yellow obsticle if Bowser cant kill them all this turn.
>>5209269 But is tantrum stamp worth it? It doesnt deal nearly as damage as BB.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 16:47:11 No. 5209315 Report quick roll
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 16:54:37 No. 5209327 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 1, 2 = 5 (3d2) >>5209315 Anonymous
>>5209307 Bowser breath deals 4d3)-2 fire damage, Tantrum Stamp (4d4-2) unblockable damage
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>>5209328 Yyyyeeeess, but Bowser breath is more likely to deal more damage, while Tantrum stamps is more likely to roll no damage at all, plus therea the fact that non of the shy guys have any defense so. Theres that.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 17:01:40 No. 5209333 Report >>5209328 He's right, Bowser Breath is likely to be the superior move damage-wise due to the rolls, though Tantrum Stamp has it's own unique abilities that make it useful in different ways, even in this current situation. Like shaking away that Ultra Shroom, or causing the scenery to rumble and tumble if the roll is powerful enough.
I'll give you guys 10-20 minutes to change or lock in your answers, then we'll continue.
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>>5209333 Would Bowser's charged status negate the -2 from the Tantrum Stamp? If yes then is it not too late to go for the Stamp?
I still think we should get the wall. Dont want these guys stealing any more things.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 17:20:14 No. 5209345 Report Quoted By:
Oh yeah I forgot about the Charged somehow. Nevermind everything my dumbass typed.
Due to the nature of Tantrum Stamp's mod and it's status as being 4 individual stomps, vs. Bowser Breath being a single, continuous attack, it basically negates the mods on both, leaving
Bowser Breath at 4d3 and
Tantrum Stomp clearly superior at 4d4.
We'll proceed with this plan
>>5209315 Thanks for bearing with me.
(writing)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 17:28:11 No. 5209351 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 2, 4, 3 = 12 (4d4) (Interact, -1FP) Troopa Jr. unexpectedly outswindles the Swindlers! The Ultra Shroom is back in your Inventory now!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 17:50:54 No. 5209365 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 (1d3) There's no need for her to act! >+18SP!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 18:18:55 No. 5209372 Report "The Ultimate Weapons" as they're known as, eerily jump past you and field the ring without an exchange of words.
You are approached by Jolene before you leave the lockers. "Hey. We'll talk about the light fixtures later, we've already got the backups up and running. Here's your 40 Coins you won. Wanna let it ride? Or bet differently this time?"
>Bet max, 40 Coins. >Bet 30 Coins this time. >Bet 20 Coins again. >Bet the minimum 10 Coins. >Don't bet this time. Current: 130 Coins
After, your squad takes the field, actually getting more fanfare than the familiar Poker Faces! All right! "King-Koop-A! King-Koop-A!"
Momentum's on your side this time! You take a few moments to appreciate the spectacle, having hundreds cheer for you!
While you're turned around... Ding! The bell rings, and...
>It's an Ambush!!! The first Dark Bristle smashes into Troopa Jr. with Pierce 3, and 8PWR! He's at only 7HP!
The second Dark Bristle follows up and K.O.'s him! What do we do?!?!
We can't jump on them or approach them for many melee attacks, they're Fully-Spiky! And don't even bother with your Bowser Breath, they'll just shrug it off!!
Maybe if we used an Action to switch one of our Badges out for the Spike Shield Badge, so Bowser can attack normally in close quarters!
Or maybe it's time to set up a defensive line again?
What Items do we have that could be useful? Maybe the Crowd will help?
Or should we just go all out? These guys are simple-minded but extremely tough, we need a strategy, fast! We're running out of options!
>Choose an Action for Bowser, then Kammy! pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Field:
Troopa Jr. (0/15HP)(5FP) DEF1, Top-Spiky - K.O.!!
[L7,18SP] Bowser (20HP)(20FP)(2/6BP)(0.9/1SSP) DEF1
Kammy Koopa(+) (9HP)(11FP) Flying
(Usable Items: Life Shroom, Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, x2 Fried Swoop, x3 TURBO Slugger)
(Equipped Badges: Double Dip, Partner Helper Plus)
Poker Face A (8HP) DEF 4, Full-Spiky, Immune to Fire
Poker Face B (8HP) DEF 4, Full-Spiky, Immune to Fire
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 18:23:18 No. 5209374 Report Quoted By:
(This post is slightly wrong. You have +Honey Syrup Item and +18SP)
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>>5209372 >Bet max, 40 Coins. Bowser: Tantrum Stamp
Kammy: magic roulette
The Pokey Faces dont have any FP, but they hit hard. Luckily they dont hit hard enough to knock Bowser out in one sitting. On the next turn Kammy can feed Bowser a turbo slugger to regain all his health and give him a charge.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 20:11:03 No. 5209449 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 4, 1, 3 - 2 = 9 (4d4 - 2) A roll of 7 or higher will bring down the second set of light fixtures! Any roll of a 3 or 4 also flips both Bristles on their backs, nullifying their DEF and Spiky status for 1 turn!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 20:16:05 No. 5209454 Report The move is super effective!!!! It bypasses the Dark Bristles' defenses and reduces both of their HP's by half!! >Confirm Kammy's move!!
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The crowd laughs comically for a second time as the light fixture comes down on both teams, and actually draws one long "Booooo!" from somewhere in the arena.>You've got one Action for Bowser then one for Kammy, let's wow these spectators and win them back to our side!!
Anonymous
>>5209464 Grab the defeated Pokey and beat the flipped one with it's own friend
Anonymous
>>5209464 Shell strike with Bowser.
Kammy uses shape beam.
Anonymous
>>5209454 Changing vote
Bowser switch to spike touching badge
Kammy summon yellow wall
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 21:39:37 No. 5209494 Report Quoted By:
>>5209465 >>5209485 >>5209491 (Had some stuff written for the bash one with the other command. Yellow Block has a slight chance at failing unlike Shape Beam, with its Pierce 1. Maybe you can upgrade the Yellow Block into a Metal Block and it'll gain some Pierce. For information sake, we'll just go with...)
Bowser goes in for a Shell Strike!! You wind up and unleash yourself at the remaining Dark Bristle, but his Full-Spiky status prevents you from getting close enough, and deals you 1 damage! You were sure your Basic Shell was strong enough for it...
Kammy saves the day with a Shape Beam, unable to fail!!
>You earn 40SP! 20 for each Poker Face! >Currently Lvl. 7, 76SP The Crowd goes stupid, and starts launching their Coins at you!
You unheroically hobble over and collect them all, with the help of your crew!
There's 17 Coins here!! Hey, watch those Hand-It-Overs!
On top of your gambling winning, you will have propelled from 130 Coins to 187 Coins!
This time on the way back to the lockers, one of the Lakitus with a camera broadcasts you on the big screen and a Toad with a microphone interviews you with a single question:
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 21:42:48 No. 5209499 Report "What are you going to do with the Pretty Lucky Badge if you win?" The Toad asks with a big gleaming smile and wide eyes.
>"I'm going to use it to capture the Star Spirits and reign over this land, you smelly, worthless Toad!" >"I'm going to lock it up forever in my Badge Case and Double Dip my TURBO Sluggers, you slimy, puny Toad! Gwar har har!!!" >Smack the mic out of his hand and hock a loogie on his camera equipment. >Write in - ??? In the lockers, Jolene meets you with your winnings and performs a final check. "Wanna bet on yourself going up against the Champ, the Rawk Hawk? You know that he's been reigning for years, only the Great Gonzales able to take the belt from him during that time? Just some friendly info. I know how much you want to win though, I just saw your interview, along with all of Glitzville. You've got spunk. Good luck, King Koopa. Cool ring name, by the way. You can bet up to 75 coins on yourself this time. Rest quickly, The Champ is already ready for your team in the ring."
>Bet 75 Coins!!! >Bet 50 Coins. >Bet 25 Coins... >Don't bet on this fight. >Bet on Rawk Hawk, 75 Coins, you're gonna throw this fight for a quick payday!! ~
"You wanna hate me, but you can't help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!" The Champ is already out entertaining his hometown Crowd. "I'm the last thing standing between these Stank Fools and the treasure of their dreams, whatever sick dreams those may be! Haw haw! Now GET OUT HERE, STANK FOOLS, I'm gonna crush you and add another trophy to the case. Get ready to RAWWWWWK!!!"
With fully replenished HP and FP, your team makes its way out to the Arena. The Crowd is cheering you on!!
"STANK! FOOLS!! STANK! FOOLS!! STANK! FOOLS!! STANK! FOOLS!!"
...Grrrrar...
"Go on, suckers, hit me with your best shot, I'll give you the first round!!" Rawk Hawk mawks. What the fawk?
The Crowd quiets in anticipation of the match of their lives... Who will win the Amateur Pro Baby Jr. Tournament?!?!!!?
>Let's go!!!! Troopa Jr. first, then Bowser, then Kammy!! (Usable Items: Life Shroom, Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, x2 Fried Swoop, x3 TURBO Slugger, Honey Syrup)
(Equipped Badges: Double Dip, Partner Helper Plus)
Troopa Jr. (15HP)(5FP) DEF1, Top-Spiky
Bowser (20HP)(20FP)(2/6BP)(1SSP) DEF1
Kammy Koopa(+) (9HP)(11FP) Flying
Rawk Hawk (69HP)(25FP) DEF 1
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 is up to date (cross my fingers), if you need to review Actions.
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>>5209499 >Write in - ??? I'm gonna fight the meanest guy around so everyone know's King Koopa rules supreme! (can't let everyone know we're after the stars, then they might go after them, or worse. Mario.)
>Bet 75 Coins!!! Troopa: Lightning Blast him.
Bowser: Bite him
Kammy: Magic Roullete
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 21:58:24 No. 5209526 Report Quoted By:
(Going to try to update this battle quickly, so expect 15-30 minutes vote windows,
>>5209509 this is a strong opening move, so we'll start with it.)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 22:01:32 No. 5209530 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 - 3 (1d6 - 3) Troopa Jr. attempts to start off with some damage and a Paralyze, which Rawk Hawk has no chance of defending against! >Lightning Blast!! (5FP, Unblockable, Paralyze 1 turn on hit)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 22:03:50 No. 5209534 Report Rolled 14 + 6 (1d18 + 6) Rawk Hawk cleverly hits the deck!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 22:06:56 No. 5209542 Report Quoted By:
>>5209534 (That's a -6, not a +6, my bad)
Rawk Hawk is unable to avoid Bowser's Action!!! He takes 8 damage and becomes Poisoned for 3 turns! He'll lose 1HP every turn!
Kammy weaves another spell over her Lord...
The Magic Roulette interface comes up, and spins like a slot machine.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 22:08:00 No. 5209544 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d6)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 22:20:01 No. 5209554 Report Right after biting Rawk Hawk, Bowser becomes both Invisible and Huge for 2 turns!!! >Let's teach this jerk a lesson!! (Pastebin has Effects and Items glossary if you are unsure)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 22:21:36 No. 5209555 Report Quoted By:
>>5209554 >biting Rawk Hawk Say that out loud
Anonymous
>>5209554 Bowser improved jump.
Is jr's go 0? Shellbonk if yes, Lightning Blast if he's full.
Kammy does a broom bash.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 22:41:19 No. 5209568 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d4 + 1) Bowser Jumps!!!
Anonymous
>>5209554 Troopa: steal or eat the Shroop Drop, preferably eat it.
Bowser: Poison bite again to extend the poison damage. Between Poison and Jump, bite will probably deal a little more damage on average by a margin of 1, or two if you include the poison damage. Yeah, go for another bite.
Kammy: Broom Bash. Might get lucky and Daze him.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 22:42:40 No. 5209570 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d9 - 1)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 22:53:18 No. 5209587 Report >>5209569 sorry pal.Kammy bumps into the Invisible Bowser and falls off her dang Witch Broom!! She'll have to Mount it to gain its benefits again. She can't Broom Bash unless she's Flying.
Rawk Hawk takes advantage of the blundering chaos, and hits Troopa Jr. with a wicked Superman Slam! This pierces his defenses and deals 6+2(Charged) damage to him!! It draws a bead of sweat from his brow, draining 2FP from him and Softening him up by 2 DEF for 3 turns, effectively making his DEF -1.
The bimbos in the Crowd flash their tops at you guys, mostly The Champ!! It's so loud!!!!
He's not as tough as you thought! That, or he's saving his more powerful moves for later...
He loses another HP from Poison
>Let's hit him again, team! Take advantage of your double PWR from being Huge! Troopa Jr. (4/15HP)(0/5FP) DEF1, Top-Spiky, Soft 2 (3 turns)
Bowser (20HP)(19/20FP)(2/6BP)(1SSP) DEF1, Invis (1), Huge (1)
Kammy Koopa(+) (6/9HP)(8/11FP)
Rawk Hawk (57/69HP)(22/25FP) DEF 1, Poisoned (1), Charged (2)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 27 Mar 2022 22:59:16 No. 5209596 Report Quoted By:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 meant to link this just in case
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>>5209587 Troopa: Steal/Eat his Shroom
Bowser: Bite
Kammy: wall
>>5209560 bad anon, bad. no more jumps for you.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 00:35:20 No. 5209684 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d2) The Mushroom is securely in Rawk Hawk's wrestling tights now, not over his head like the Big Bandit earlier, making it much harder to steal. Troopa Jr. needs to roll a 2 to succeed in his theft.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 00:39:11 No. 5209695 Report Quoted By:
Troopa ends up gripping Rawk Hawk's raw cock! Normally this would deal 1 damage, but Rawk Hawk's Jawk Strawp blocks the damage. The Crowd boos this cowardly and base behavior. Rightfully so!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 00:40:18 No. 5209698 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 13 - 6 (1d36 - 6) I capitalized the D in dice again. QM hurts itself in confusion!!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 00:47:42 No. 5209703 Report Kammy uses Summon Obstacle: Defensive Block Jutsu!!!>It's your turn again!
Anonymous
>>5209703 Jr: eat a hot dog as is your birth right
Bowser: bite. If uts not broken why change it?
Kammy: magic roulette
Anonymous
>>5209762 >>5209703 Scratch that. Jr. is for bullying. He only gets to eat a Swoop. If we win, then he can have a super hot dog.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 01:51:14 No. 5209788 Report >>5209776 >super hot dog Call it a TURBO Slugger right now or else I'm going to lose my shit.
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>>5209788 >mega sideways burger Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 02:03:00 No. 5209806 Report Quoted By:
>>5209792 Expect a visit from me in your dreams
(Continuing after I finish cooking/eating dinner. It's white girl tacos tonight.)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 04:32:31 No. 5209922 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6 - 6 (1d18 - 6) TJ eats one of the two remaining Fried Swoops, his belly starving for nutrition.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 04:38:46 No. 5209925 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d6) Except when you miss! Rawk hawk narrowly shimmies away from your Poison Bite.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 05:04:31 No. 5209940 Report Kammy, having launched another spell, is completely out of FP, and Grounded!
As soon as you become visible, you become completely Invisible again at Kammy's hex, this time for 3 turns. The Crowd seems to think your entire team is Kammy and TJ.
Even though Troopa Jr. ate the Fried Swoop, the Charged Rawk Hawk comes in and takes him to Suplex City with another Superman Slam, K/O/'ing him!!
That move has either 1 or 0 cooldown, because he looks confident to crank them out all day!
He takes his final Poison damage.
You'll probably want to revive Troopa Jr., even as just a temporary barrier, if nothing else!
He comes back and attacks both you and your partner with with a Double Flip! His Charged status won't effect this attack. He deals 4 unblockable damage to both you and Kammy. She's in Danger, nearly in Peril!
It's your turn again. You are practically immune to all damage until 3 turns from now, Kammy not so much. Troopa Jr. is already knocked out.
Don't lose your 75 Coins or your chance at the Badge!! Let's finish off Rawk Hawk and level up! You only have one chance at this!
The Crowd boos you vehemently ever since TJ's crotch grab. Their hero, Rawk Hawk, is ready to wrestle you to pieces, and has one more Mushroom. What do you do?
>Choose an Action for the normal-size Invisible Bowser and Kammy now!! pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Troopa Jr. (0/15HP)(0/5FP) DEF1, Top-Spiky, - K.O.'d!
Bowser (20HP)(14/20FP)(2/6BP)(1SSP) DEF1, Invis (3)
Kammy Koopa(+) (2/9HP)(0/11FP)
Rawk Hawk (49/69HP)(18/25FP) DEF 1
You'll definitely win a Bonus if you can win in 4 more turns!!!
Anonymous
>>5209940 Bowser breath.
Kammy use a healing item.
Anonymous
>>5209940 Bowser: Bowser Breath
Kammy: Flying swoop
Anonymous
>>5209992 Fried swoop not flying
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>>5209940 Bowser: heal yourself and Kammy with the TURBO Slugger to restore both your HP and FP, in addition to getting the Hyper Charged
Kammy: knock his fucking lights out with a Shaped Beam
>>5209964 >>5209992 May I persuade you two into partaking in the mystery sausage meat? Hyper Charged gives you +6 PWR, so. We hit fokin hard.
Anonymous
>>5209995 But a Fried Swoop heals so little, where as a slugger heals for 25 each.
>TURBO slugger, which heals 25HP, 25FP and all Status Effects, and gives the eater Hyper Charge for 2 turns. >Watch out for those Hyper creatures, they have a Hyper Charge ability even more powerful than Improved Charge! They can cause themselves or any ally to become incredibly dangerous with a +6PWR bonus for 2 turns! >https://youtu.be/7zpxgyG7eGk Anonymous
>>5210013 True but Kammy only has 9 hp and 11 fp so healing her for 25 both means most of the TURBO SLUGGER's effect is wasted on nothing
Anonymous
>>5210029 Not nessassarily. True shes getting over healed, but the main benefit is doing it to both Bowser and Kammy with Bowser's Double Dip badge. That way they're more than likely to defeat Rawk Hawk within 4 rounds so we can earn that special bonus. Considering we have 75 coins on the line, it's better to use the dogs than risk defeat and losing some money.
Theres also the fact that he still has the Shroom Drop which gives him passive healing and the Charged status which gives him more PWR. We really need to be at our best. Because a Swoop only heals for what. 4HP and 2FP? That's only enough for Kammy to do 1 Shape Beam you know.
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>>5210037 >>5210029 Action economy wise, the more FP Kammy has, the less often we need to invest a turn or action so she can regain the FP she lost. The less often she needs to do that, the more often she can attack.
Take for example. Bowser maxes her out and she casts Shape Beam. She's at 9/11 FP now but deals 3d3+7 instead of 3d3+1. She can Cast that spell for a good four more times before she needs an item. If Bowser and Kammy both attack on their turns that's 12 damage + whatever they throw at minimum which is JUUUUST barely enough to beat Rawk Hawk in 4 rounds.
And you know. What's to say we cant steal more hot dogs later?
Anonymous
>>5210037 Double dip doesn't let one item work on two characters it lets Bowser and only Bowser use two items though not necessarily on himself
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>>5210087 >Double Dip Badge (Equip: 2BP)(Activate: 2FP) >Allows two Items to be used in a single Action, rather than just one. (BOWSER ONLY) >(Usable Items: Life Shroom, Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, x2 Fried Swoop, x3 TURBO Slugger, Honey Syrup) No worries! We got 3 sluggers to burn through. If there was any confusion, what I meant was to use two TURBO Sluggers at the cost of 1 action from bowser. Man I hope the mystery thing is more SP.
Anonymous
Kammy will most likely get knocked out next round.
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>>5209964 >>5210094 Bowser breath without Hyper Charge: (4d3)-2 (2-10 dmg)
Bowser breath with Hyper Charge: 4d3+4 (8-16 dmg)
Kammy after Turbo slugger and fully healed: 3d3+7 (10-16 dmg)
Why no heal her with DD and a TURBO?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 11:18:04 No. 5210132 Report Quoted By:
Morning, fellas. Did someone mention TURBO Sluggers?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 14:02:54 No. 5210186 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 3, 3 + 7 = 14 (3d3 + 7) In a time like this, the only thing you can think about it your loudly rumbling stomach. All that size manipulation between Huge and regular size sure stretched out your belly, and your appetite.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 14:19:04 No. 5210193 Report He wasn't expecting a fucking knuckleball of a magic assault like that! He gets blasted to the floor and flaps his arm like a chicken to get back up, the Crowd laughs at him!!>HYPER CHARGED STANK FOOLS, ACTIVATE!!
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>>5210193 Bowser: Poison Bite
Kammy: Shape Beam, also honk his shroom after this fight
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 16:39:06 No. 5210281 Report Rolled 16 (1d18) >>5210272 Rawk Hawk doesn't see you coming. For 1FP, you run up and snap your invisible, poisonous, hyper maw at him!!
You nip him good, and Poison him for 3 turns!!
~
Kammy looks to the dull stone on her wand.
Shape Beam has a Cooldown of 1! It's recharging!
To continue attacking, the grounded Kammy can smash Rawk Hawk with a Hyper Charged Yellow Block or give him a brutish Hyper Charged Wand Smack!
>Choose an Action for Kammy! Anonymous
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>>5210281 Hyper Charged Wand Smack
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 17:35:49 No. 5210335 Report Rolled 4 + 5 (1d5 + 5) (+5 = +6 from Hyper, -1 from RH's DEF1)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 17:41:40 No. 5210343 Report Bonus, here you come!>Make it happen!
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>>5210343 Time to win that money. Poison Bite him, then go for another Shape Beam.
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 20:32:12 No. 5210499 Report Rolled 17 (1d18) It's another Poison Bite!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 20:34:15 No. 5210504 Report Quoted By:
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>>5210499 Is this what Troopa Jr grabbed?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 22:55:42 No. 5210662 Report Quoted By:
>4 turn bonus - Star Prayer Badge >3 turn bonus - Crippled Rawk Hawk Unlawked
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 22:56:59 No. 5210666 Report Quoted By:
Rawk Hawk himself gets slammed on top of you in the dumpster, arm still missing. You shove him off you and try to ask him something, but he's transfixed on a screen, watching his enemy parade around in his Glitz Pit.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 22:58:03 No. 5210668 Report In unison:
"Okay, but I REFUSE TO WORK WITH HIM ANYMORE!!" -Grubba
"Okay, but I REFUSE TO WORK WITH HIM ANYMORE!!" -Rawk Hawk
Troopa Jr. stands behind Rawk Hawk, and Kammy Koopa holds on to Grubba's arm.
The office falls silent. Everyone looks to King Koopa, the man with Muskular.
>!!!Partner choice!!! You must choose between Grubba or Rawk Hawk to join you on the rest of your journey. You will be able to reunite with Troopa Jr. or Kammy right after you get the next star, they're not going anywhere.
But if you choose Rawk Hawk, you must take along Troopa Jr. If you choose Grubba, you must take Kammy along on the next leg of the trip.
Stats:
>Rawk Hawk - (16HP)(8FP) Famous - Improved Appeal Action costs 0FP and is more likely to win over the Crowd. Known for his exploits as a fighter. Also various effects on sentient characters including Crowd, enemies and other NPC's.
Slide Kick (0FP) Assault the Front Position for 1d6.
Shroom Drop (2FP) Heals himself for 5HP and Charges himself for 3 turns. Does not require an Item. Cooldown 3.
Hammer Fist (3FP) Smash the Front Position for 1d6+2, Pierce 3.
Rawk Bottom (3FP) Sets up a melee counterattack pose, giving you a status similar to Fully-Spiky or Electrified for 2 turns. Except instead of 1, this deals 8 unblockable damage! You can act without disturbing the status effect, but once you counter a melee move, you lose the status effect and regenerate 5FP.
>Grubba - (18HP)(7FP) Promoter - Gain more Coins per battle whenever Grubba was active in it. Not used to fighting, so even his basic attack costs 1FP.
Club (1FP) A Clubba's default attack. 1d7, Pierce 2. Even though he doesn't carry the traditional club, he has forged his hands into weapons.
Snooze (1FP) Essentially a TURBO Rest, this Action immediately regenerates 2d5+2 (1st heals FP, 2nd is HP) User is Asleep for 2 turns or until woken up. Cooldown 3. (+3-7 each)
Freak Out (5FP) Become Fast for 2 turns. Self-target only. Cooldown 3.
Macho (5FP) Become Hyper Charged for 3 turns. Self-target only.
Who's it gonna be?
And what Star Spirit are you going after first?
>Grandmamar on Lavalava Island. >Skolar in Shiver Snowfield. And what stat will you increase?
>+5 HP >+5 FP >+3 BP Here are the Badges you just gained, as well as your current Inventory. (All other Badges are listed on
https://pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 , I believe)
>Star Prayer Badge (Equip: 1 BP) Grants Bowser the Star Prayer Action that gives him +1SSP. Costs 5FP and has a Cooldown of 3 turns.
>Pretty Lucky Badge (Equip: 3 BP) Enemies occasionally miss Bowser for no reason at all! The longer a battle goes on, the more likely this effect becomes.
Key Items: Pink Brush, Badge Case, 262 Coins
Usable Items: Life Shroom, Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, Fried Swoop, TURBO Slugger, Honey Syrup
>>5210658 precisely
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 23:01:45 No. 5210672 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 (1d6) Shit I knew I was rushing this somehow.>50 SP gained >Current: Lvl.8,26SP
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 28 Mar 2022 23:04:17 No. 5210673 Report Quoted By:
You gain another Ultra Shroom!
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>>5210668 >Grubba >Skolar >+3BP Anonymous
>>5210668 First things first. Find whoever threw us into the dumpster and Bite them in half.
Give Jr a Turbo Slugger for being a good sport so far.
Does Rawk Hawk still has his arm, or is it still severed?
We gain coins per battle? Since when? The only time I can recall us earning coins besides being here was when we sold that fried Swoop.
>Grubba - (18HP)(7FP) >+3 BP >Skolar where my coins cunt. I mean not the coins for the bets I mean from all previous fights.
Anonymous
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>>5210668 >Grubba. >Grandmamar on Lavalava Island. >5 HP. Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 01:19:09 No. 5210784 Report www.youtube.com/watch?v=rngsD-UhYd4 Voting ends! Enjoy your new partner!! His theme song goes sicko, er, macho mode!
TURBO mode? >+3BP! >Skolar! Writing.
>>5210687 >Does Rawk Hawk has arm? Nope, that explains his massive debuffs in HP, FP, attacks and DEF.
>>5210687 >We gain coins per battle? Okay, truth is... You really wanna know? Do ya REEEEALLY? It's because everyone you've fought so far has been cheap, broke, bastards, just like you! Damn Princess Peach's economy. : o )
Anonymous
>>5210784 Can Rawk put his arm on ice and get it sewn back on?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 01:44:55 No. 5210805 Report Quoted By:
>>5210789 He's going to have to if he's going to teach Troopa Jr. how to reach Champ level in the arena again. That's what they'll be up to while you're out in Lavalava Island.
Troopa Jr. will meet back up with you somewhere along the way, Rawk Hawk will just be a friendly rival, not an actual party member, like Grubba.
See what other devastating attacks and buffs Grubba will unlock if given a Supernova Token!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 03:28:25 No. 5210893 Report You wish Rawk Hawk luck getting back to the top spot. Grubba says Jolene knows how to operate the Glitz Pit without him, so he'll be fine.
Now about that prize money he owes you. He regrets to inform you that tournament pay per fight is low already, and there's the issue of light fixtures that had to be replaced after every fight! You think those are cheap?! Even after beating our Champ, you still owe us 650 Coins plus the labor costs!!!! Grubba starts flashing from purple to orange, nearly going Macho.
Kammy coos and calms Grubba down, and convinces him to call it even. He returns to a solid purple.
"Fine, but let's get on with the adventure already! Time is money!"
You couldn't have said it better yourself.
Troopa tugs your leg and asks if he can stay with the Rawk Hawk and learn to fight.
There's a chance he could learn something, or maybe even come back with some valuable prizes. (We'll do a roll when we reconnect with Troopa Jr. to see what he learns while fighting in the Glitz Pit with Rawk Hawk!)
On the way out of the arena, heading towards the blimp out of this floating city, your party is stopped by the teal Toad, once again asking for an Autograph. You...
>Allow the Stank Hag to sign the Autograph solo >Take all the glory and do it yourself >Sign it as a whole crew, The Stank Fools >Spit on his autograph book and close it You make your final goodbyes.
Luckily, the blimp can take you straight to Lavalava Island, so you won't waste any time!!
The blimp has a Shop inside you didn't notice last time. The prices are ridiculous, but it's got some rare finds in here. Do you Buy or Sell anything? Coins: 262
>Sell? 35 Coins - Ultra Shroom (x2)
10 - Fried Swoop
1 - Dried Shroom
3 - Honey Syrup
40 - Life Shroom
20 - TURBO Slugger
>Buy? It appears they only have 2 of each Item. Sheesh, these prices are steep...
25 - Repel Gel (Grants Invis for 2 turns)
25 - Earth Quake
10 - Fire Flower
20 - Snowman Doll (4 dmg to all enemies, double to fire-types)
50 - Life Shroom
You'll be touching down in the Lavalava blimpport in no time. You can see the smoky volcano from the observation deck. You'll need to have everyone ready if you plan to trek through this jungle, who knows what you'll find. You see the tribal Jungle Guy that welcomes everyone off the blimp and guards the port station.
Form your party for jungle adventuring:
>First Position (Front) Bowser, Grubba, or Kammy?
>Second Position (Middle) Bowser, Grubba, or Kammy?
>Third Position (Last) Bowser, Grubba, or Kammy?
And choose any Badges you want to put on. You have 5BP. You can also choose to unequip either Double Dip or Partner Helper Plus if you want more BP, up to a max of 9)
Available Badges: (effects on
https://pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 )
>Spike Shield (Equip: 3BP) >P-Down, D-Up Badge! (Equip: 2BP) >P-Down, D-Up Partner Badge! (Equip: 2BP) >Star Prayer Badge (Equip: 1 BP)(Activate: 5FP) >Pretty Lucky Badge (Equip: 3 BP) The blimp descends, you await for the doors to open...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 03:35:16 No. 5210899 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 (1d5) Event roll
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 04:11:35 No. 5210929 Report (Choose autograph option, buy/sell, positions and Badges)
Anonymous
>>5210893 >Sign it as a whole crew, The Stank Fools Bowser Front, Grubba in Middle, Kammy in back
Equip Lucky and Star Prayer badges.
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 13:18:23 No. 5211252 Report Quoted By:
>>5211071 >"Turns Toadette into Peachette" What the fuck?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 15:00:28 No. 5211332 Report You pin on your new Badges from Glitzville. You look at the Partner Helper Plus Badge, this'll help your partners avoid being Burned or Poisoned while on this island. You wish you had the Helper Plus Badge for yourself here, but you don't.
As you step off the blimp and walk past the silent Jungle Guy, you ponder about the teal-colored Toad with the Autograph book. He sure had spunk, and quite a filled up book.
Before you can reach any deeper into that thought, only a few dozen meters into the jungle from the blimp port, you notice some fat guys in coordinated uniforms hustling and bustling to and fro; the two grey suits performing tasks while the blue suit guy watches and jots notes down on his clipboard.
A research expedition perhaps? Maybe they have some clues and friendly advice about the island. The two greys look busy so you ask the blue guy, "Hey, pal, what're you guys doing over there? Have you seen any Star Spir-"
He glances at you, and throws a mysterious Purple Potion at you!! Thankfully, it misses. You got Pretty Lucky there!
The strange blue suit slaps his thigh twice with his free hand and his two grey goons get in front of him without a word. They're marching in place. They don't want to talk. It's a battle!!!
They don't look so tough, but who knows what they've got up their snug-fitting sleeves. This'll be a great opportunity to test out your new partner, Grubba.
>Bowser first, then Grubba, and Kammy last!! You can check the handy dandy
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 for up-to-date Movesets and Stats.
Usable Items: Life Shroom, x2 Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, Fried Swoop, TURBO Slugger, Honey Syrup
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus
Field:
Lvl 8, 26SP King Bowser (20HP)(20FP)(1/9BP)(1SSP) DEF2
Grubba (18HP)(7FP)
Kammy Koopa(+) (9HP)(8/11FP) Flying
Elite X-Naut A (16HP)(6FP)
Elite X-Naut B (16HP)(6FP)
X-Naut PhD (12HP)(12FP)
Estimated SP gain: 35!
Estimated Coin gain: 18!
Remember that it's just you three here on Lavalava Island. Troopa Jr. is back in Glitzville training with Rawk Hawk to become a better fighter!
Anonymous
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>>5211332 Bowser: Bowser Breath
Grubba: Club Elite X-Naut A
Kammy: Broom Bash Elite X-Naut B
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 16:06:20 No. 5211399 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1, 3, 1 - 2 = 4 (4d3 - 2) You unleash your Bowser Breath on these surly science geeks! Raaaaa!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 16:08:01 No. 5211401 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d7) Grubba comes in to Club the smoky Front Position.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 16:15:44 No. 5211406 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 9 - 1 (1d9 - 1) Kammy cackles, "forget how to fight after that luxurious blimp ride, my liege?"
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 16:42:22 No. 5211426 Report "Allow me to show you how it's dooooone!"
Critical hit!
Kammy dashes into the Second Position, and spins him Dizzy for 2 turns!
You doubt he'll last that long, though.
You're a little cheesed at the showboating Kammy, obviously still high from all the Stank Hag chants in the arena. You're mad at her until you have another person to be madder at.
Which is now.
Elite X-Naut A comes bashing into you with a Body Slam!!
With your new Advanced Shell, it only deals 3 damage! Good thing you're holding the front line!
The next Dizzy X-Naut prudently uses 4FP to Summon Teammate. He whistles a low then high sequence, and a third Elite X-Naut appears. He was scrounging around in the thick vines and leaves of the Jade Jungle! He takes his spot behind the PhD.
The PhD splashes a Yellow Potion all over your whole squad!
It's an acid, dealing 4 unblockable damage to everyone!! What's he doing with such a horrible substance out here?!
The third X-Naut grabs his gnarled knees, and catches his breath.
>Your turn! Moves, etc.: pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 King Bowser (13/20HP)(16/20FP)(1/9BP)(1SSP) DEF2
Grubba (14/18HP)(6/7FP)
Kammy Koopa(+) (5/9HP)(11FP) Flying
Elite X-Naut A (11/16HP)(6FP)
Elite X-Naut B (4/16HP)(2/6FP) Dizzy (1)
X-Naut PhD (8/12HP)(9/12FP)
Elite X-Naut C (16HP)(6FP)
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>>5211426 >Bowser: Bowser Breath >Grubba: Club Elite X-Naut A >Kammy: Shape Beam Elite X-Naut C Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 17:29:08 No. 5211464 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 3, 1, 2 - 2 = 7 (4d3 - 2) You've got FP in spades, let's him them with another Bowser Breath!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 17:32:58 No. 5211465 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d7) This time your fire ball is full and intense!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 17:35:16 No. 5211468 Report Rolled 2, 3, 2 + 1 = 8 (3d3 + 1) You look at your Clubba friend with a raised brow, he just blushes and looks away.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 17:45:13 No. 5211476 Report The entire X-Naut crew is in Danger (5HP or less) or Peril(1HP), one of their comrades already roasted to a char.
They refuse to retreat!
They come at you with all they've got.
X-Naut A hits you with another Body Slam!
The PhD throws another Purple Potion, this time at Grubba!! It sticks to him and hardens, dealing 3 damage to him and Shrinking him for 2 turns, halving his combat rolls!!
X-Naut C scrambles forward, and hits you with a Body Slam!
>Finish these baboons! (Note that I'll give you time to use Items in between this encounter and the next.) Moves, etc.:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Field:
King Bowser (7/20HP)(12/20FP)(1/9BP)(1SSP) DEF2
Grubba (11/18HP)(6/7FP) Shrunk (2, attack rolls are halved)
Kammy Koopa(+) (5/9HP)(11FP) Flying
Elite X-Naut A (2/16HP)(6FP)
X-Naut PhD (1/12HP)(6/12FP)
Elite X-Naut C (1/16HP)(6FP)
Anonymous
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>>5211468 And then there were two. I CALL DIPS ON THEIR POTIONS!
Anonymous
>>5211476 Eh, no need to waste FP on these fools. Bowser jumps on Elite X-Naut A, Clubba clubs X-Naut PhD, and Cammy Wand Smack Elite X-Naut C.
Is the option to sell or trade badges an option?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 18:02:01 No. 5211496 Report >>5211479 The average Shop doesn't deal in Badges, but there are a few across the land that specialize in such a thing. You'll be able to see how much your Badges are worth when they appraise them.
~
With your Mushroom Force Ones...
Shrunken but still capable fists...
And a witch's wand...
It's over!!! Consider them trounced!
Elite X-Naut - 3 x 10 SP
X-Naut PhD - 1 x 15 SP
>SP gain: 45! Current: Lvl 8, 71SP >Coin gain: 23! Total: 285. Tuckered out, you stomp over to the fallen PhD, cratered from Grubba's fist. He's gripping a single Orange Potion.
>Drink it now. >Throw it on Grubba >Pour it on the X-Naut PhD. >Save it for later. >Ignore it. Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 18:05:00 No. 5211502 Report forgot pic naturally
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>>5211496 Purple shrinks for two turns and does 3 damage , yellow does group acid for 4. I wonder what the orange one does.
>Save it for later. >>5211502 Lol
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 18:34:37 No. 5211528 Report Your stats remain the same as here
>>5211476 >Would you like to use any Items before the next Event? You have no idea what the Jade Jungle on Lavalava Island will bring before you reach Mt. Lavalava. Choose which Item(s), if any, to use on which party member.
Usable Items: Life Shroom, x2 Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, Fried Swoop, TURBO Slugger, Honey Syrup
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>>5211528 Bowser can eat the Honey and Kammy can eat the Swoop
I wonder what her reaction will be.
Grubba can just map his pains away next encounter.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 18:51:10 No. 5211545 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6 (1d6) You heal up 5FP with Honey Syrup, Kammy grumpily slurps down the now extremely stale and lint-inhabited Fried Swoop you got in the cave at Mt Rugged. She gains 4HP and 2FP. You collect and store the Orange Potion in your Usable Items Inventory, and stroll along the jungle path, until...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 19:04:12 No. 5211553 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d3) You sneak up on a lone science dork, and totally clobber him from behind! Har har.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 19:10:13 No. 5211558 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 (1d5) You continue after you pocket the Coins and the Thunder* Bolt (Deals 5 unblockable damage to an enemy and has a high chance to Paralyze them for one turn.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 19:28:55 No. 5211584 Report Just when you're sure you're not going to see a single jungle inhabitant, you see... Just way too many of them...
Run!!! Oh no, we can't, we're surrounded!!! They're invading!
They're gonna keep coming at you in waves!! Brace yourself!!!
It's an Ambush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jungle Fuzzies A-G all find a victim and attack!!! More gather behind them, encroaching on you...
A-C all try sucking Blood from Bowser, but the Advanced Shell turns them all away!
They finally catch on, and Fuzzies D-G split up and deal 2 damage each, twice, to each of your partners!!! Kammy is in Peril!
None of their Moves require FP! These guys are so annoying!!
>Don't get mugged by Jungle Fuzzies! Attack before they overwhelm you! Movesets:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: Life Shroom, x2 Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, TURBO Slugger, Orange Potion, Thunder Bolt
Field:
King Bowser (7/20HP)(17/20FP)(1/9BP)(1SSP) DEF2
Grubba (7/18HP)(6/7FP)
Kammy Koopa(+) (5/9HP)(11FP) Flying
Jungle Fuzzy A (7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy B (7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy C (7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy D (7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy E (7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy F (7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy G (7HP)
Estimated SP gain: 2 per Jungle Fuzzy
Estimated Coin gain: 1 Coin per Jungle Fuzzy
Anonymous
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>>5211584 Bowser: Bowser Breath
Grubba: super rest
Kammy: Self-Preservation
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 20:01:12 No. 5211612 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 2, 2, 1 - 2 = 6 (4d3 - 2) You breathe crackling orange flames over the encroaching Fuzzy army!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 20:04:36 No. 5211615 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 4 + 2 = 7 (2d5 + 2) The breath was aimed a little too high, and the Fuzzies survive in Peril!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 20:18:41 No. 5211626 Report Grubba recovers 3FP and 6HP! He won't budge though, he's started snoring. He's asleep!
Kammy uses her own move Self-Preservation to fully restore her HP and ward off negative effects until her next turn!
Fuzzies A-D work on Grubba, waking him up and leaving him in Danger!! -8HP.
Fuzzies E-G crawl and bypass Bowser and jump right on Kammy, sucking her blood and leaving her in Danger!! -6HP.
All Fuzzies gain HP equal to damage done by their 0FP Bloodsuck.
A single Jungle Guy is in the Crowd watching you fight. He seems to be enjoying himself.
Three more Jungle Fuzzies jump in the fight, with full HP!
>They just keep coming! Take 'em down!! Movesets:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: Life Shroom, x2 Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, TURBO Slugger, Orange Potion, Thunder Bolt
Field:
King Bowser (7/20HP)(13/20FP)(1/9BP)(1SSP) DEF2
Grubba (5/18HP)(7FP)
Kammy Koopa(+) (3/9HP)(7/11FP) Flying, Immune to Negative Effects (1)
Jungle Fuzzy A (3/7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy B (3/7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy C (3/7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy D (3/7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy E (3/7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy F (3/7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy G (3/7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy H (7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy I (7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy J (7HP)
Enemy Reinforcements: 2 more turns (+3 per turn)
Anonymous
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>>5211626 Bowser tantrum stamp.
Kammy broom bash.
Grubba sleep again.
Anonymous
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>>5211626 Bowser: do that shell spinning thing again
Grubba: NAP LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!
Kammy: Mummify again
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 23:31:56 No. 5211769 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d5 + 3) We'll show Shell Strike some love!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 29 Mar 2022 23:36:30 No. 5211774 Report Bowser spins by the jungle floor with improved moxy!>Macho or Freak Out >Rest >Item >Interact
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>>5211774 >Interact Loot the Jungle Fuzzy's and see how much they could sell for. Maybe for some exotic pets?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 02:13:19 No. 5211963 Report Grubba, ever the schemer, chooses to exploit the Jungle's bountiful and rare resources!!>Wipe 'em up before they can suck any more Heart Points out of you!! The question is, do you spend any more Flower Points on these fluffy, vampiric goons?
Anonymous
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>>5211963 Nah.
Bowser: jump on Fuzzy K
Grubba: clubba L
Kammy: Wand Smack Fuzzy L
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 02:27:12 No. 5211983 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d7 + 1) Bowser leaps into the hot jungle sky!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 02:28:15 No. 5211987 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d7) It's not enough to take out Jungle Fuzzy K, K?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 02:29:34 No. 5211989 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5 (1d5) Grubba merely pinches the Fuzzy! He's an elusive one!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 02:34:24 No. 5211998 Report It flattens Jungle Fuzzy K! K.O!>Attack!
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>>5211998 Bowser: Bowser Breath
Grubba: loot more Fuzzies!
Kammy: wand smack any that's alive.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 05:13:19 No. 5212199 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 2, 3, 2 - 2 = 6 (4d3 - 2) You rely on your signature flaming breath to dispatch you fuzzy tormentors!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 06:04:18 No. 5212233 Report It just narrowly leaves all 3 alive with 1HP! Bummer!>+63 Coins! >Total: 348! That's over 1/3rd of a Supernova Token!! >Simulation: Bowser uses Shell Strike for 2 HP, finishing them off! to advance the story before I go to bed, also I believe it's the lowest FP, no-Item, guaranteed way to defeat them >SP Gained: 28 >Current: Lvl. 8, 99 SP >Current Stats: >Use what on who? Or use nothing?
Anonymous
>>5212233 Fine fine fine he can have an ultra shroom.
Anonymous
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>>5212233 Give Grubba the orange potion. I bet it tastes like fanta.
Anonymous
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>>5212260 I'll support. Never rely on the dice.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 13:59:13 No. 5212433 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5 (1d6) Under your supervision, Grubba smacks down one of the two Ultra Shrooms in a single bite. He didn't even try to savor it!
Grrrrrrr... He does look healthy though.
Meanwhile, you're starving! You hope to find some juicy mangoes or some other exotic island food while you're here. You can't even look at the TURBO Slugger without getting heartburn.
Whatever, let's cross that rickety, old suspension bridge already. Nothing bad could possibly happen.
For some eerie reason, a Crowd of silent Jungle Guys watch you cross from a distance, hundreds of meters behind you in the bushes and vined trees. They think they're hiding, but their telltale bright red, berry-dyed tunics, their stark, white bone masks and their 10-foot spears give them away. How do they hunt anything on this island, you wonder, as... (EVENT ROLL!!!
>>5212233 )
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 14:12:53 No. 5212438 Report Alright! You tracked down the main horde so you could get their precious...
>Mega Rush Badge (Equip: 1BP) When Bowser is in Peril (when he's at 1HP), he gets a +5 PWR mod on most attacks!!
Seems niche, but it's a good emergency plan if nothing else, and we've got the BP to spare, so we'll pin it on...
>After we win it in this fight!! There are 8 Jungle Fuzzies left, what Actions do you choose?!?! Movesets:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: Life Shroom, Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, TURBO Slugger, Orange Potion, Thunder Bolt
Field:
King Bowser (7/20HP)(9/20FP)(1/9BP)(1SSP) DEF2
Grubba (18HP)(5/7FP)
Kammy Koopa(+) (7/9HP)(3/11FP) Flying
Jungle Fuzzy O (7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy P (7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy Q (7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy R (7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy S (7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy T (7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy U (7HP)
Jungle Fuzzy V (7HP)
The Crowd of a dozen Jungle Guys are now closer, watching the battle... And rooting for the Jungle Fuzzies! They think you're trying to exterminate every Fuzzy you see! You didn't want to wipe out an entire horde, but at this point, this is ecological pest and population control! They would be thanking you if they new better! Watch out for their tricks. And more importantly, watch out for the remainder of the horde!!
Anonymous
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>>5212438 Bowser: Tantrum Stamp
Grubba: Club one of the Fuzzies
Kammy: Just in case one turn isn't enough to finish the fight Magic Roulette
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 15:33:05 No. 5212477 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 2, 2, 3 - 2 = 8 (4d4 - 2) Bowser performs a Tantrum Stamp!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 15:36:45 No. 5212481 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6 (1d7) Unfortunately, Bowser's tantrum effort only deals 2 damage to all of the Fuzzies. You really wish you had an Improved version or Badge that boosts that move, but you don't yet!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 15:38:08 No. 5212483 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d6) Grubba punts poor little Jungle Fuzzy O straight into the water! He's outta here!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 15:56:32 No. 5212494 Report Kammy's Magic Roulette provides you with Regen and Fast! This'll be over in no time!>You're fast, choose two Actions to perform in a row!! You only have 5 FP though and you're in Peril!! Just kidding, Kammy's Regen leaves you in Danger with 4HP and 8FP! Finish these Fuzzies! Then choose a move for Grubba just in case! Kammy is literally a skeleton!
Anonymous
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>>5212494 No chances. Bowser use Improved Shell Strike twice. Grubba look for mangos or fruit for Bowser or something.
Anonymous
>>5212494 Is it possible to keep the spear that was thrown at Bowser and give it to either him, Grubba, or Kammy? Would it be a weapon move or a usable thrown item?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 23:09:59 No. 5213010 Report Rolled 2 (1d6) >>5212734 The spear is too heavy for Kammy, and Bowser isn't trained in its use, and doesn't like holding objects. Grubba wishes it was clubby and not stabby, so he snaps the abomination in half and throws it in lava. It's way too big to carry around in the Inventory.
~
For 4FP, you sweep the board with a pair of quick Shell Strikes!
The Jungle Guys all boo and throw whatever they have at you, missing this time, before they leave.
The battle's over!
>Coin gain: 13, current 361 Coins. >SP gain: 16, current Lvl. 9, 15 SP. >Level up! Everyone earns a well deserved full restoration. Choose your Level Up stat boost:
>+3 Badge Points ( 9 --> 12 ) >+5 Flower Points ( 20 --> 25 ) >+5 Health Points ( 20 --> 25 ) ...and let's
SPIN!......
...THAT!...
......WHEEL!
>Mega Rush Badge gained and equipped! Whenever Bowser is at exactly 1HP, he'll get a +5 PWR increase! This affects most Actions. Something like using a POW! Block would not be affected. Current BP: 0
Grubba notices a Coconut that one of the Jungle Guys lobbed at you after the fight. Upon inspection, you can sell it for 5 Coins, throw it at an enemy for 3 unblockable damage, or use it in a Recipe.
>+Usable Item: Coconut! You head in to Mt. Lavalava with no doubt you'll get Grandmamar's powers quickly and be on to the next. You look and there are many hollowed caverns, some dead ends, some clearly with noise and light travelling down them.
You tell Stank Hag to choose, and if she messes up, you'll trounce her.
(Continuing after stat boost choice) Anonymous
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>>5213010 >+5 Health Points ( 20 --> 25 ) Bowser is the front man this time around and needs to be more TONK
>and if she messes up, you'll trounce her. With your penis
I have a thirst for GILFs Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 23:39:48 No. 5213070 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 (1d10) >+5HP for Beefiness
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 30 Mar 2022 23:49:41 No. 5213081 Report Quoted By:
>3. 3 Jungle Guys and 2 Putrid Piranhas
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 03:26:51 No. 5213333 Report Making your way down a dark, twisting cavern made of porous rock, you notice the sound of tiny pitter-pattering feet hut-tutting behind.
You emerge in a large cavern full of magma floes and impure obsidian platforms. You decide to surround the exit.
Three pursuant Jungle Guys pop out, spears at the ready!! Putrid Piranhas flank them on either side. Luckily your Partners will ignore any Poison they might encounter.
All of them are Top-Spiky! Don't jump on them! When the Jungle Guys prepare their spears like they have now, they'll become Front-Spiky instead, and disrupt moves like Wand Smack, Poison Bite, and Club!
You're still sore at them from their antics in the Crowd. There's no Crowd here now, so all that's left to do is punish them and throw them in the lav- Wait you're not really gonna do that, are you?! That's maniacal!!
>Fight! Your turn! Who knows what these menacing masks have in store for this melee. Keep your wits up, they know this island like the back of their hand! Movesets:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: Life Shroom, Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, TURBO Slugger, Orange Potion (specify single friendly or enemy target), Thunder Bolt, Sleepy Sheep, Coconut
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush
Field:
King Bowser (25HP)(20FP)(0/9BP)(1SSP) DEF2
Grubba (18HP)(7FP)
Kammy Koopa(+) (9HP)(11FP) Flying
Putrid Piranha A (12HP)(5FP) Top-Spiky
Jungle Guy A (9HP)(6FP) Front-Spiky, Ready (1)
Jungle Guy B (9HP)(6FP) Front-Spiky, Ready (1)
Jungle Guy C (9HP)(6FP) Front-Spiky, Ready (1)
Putrid Piranha B (12HP)(5FP) Top-Spiky
Anonymous
>>5213333 Bowser: If something like Improved Shell Strike won't work, then do a Tantrum Stomp.
Grubba: Steal a spear from Jungle Guy A and toss it into the lava.
Kammy: Magic Roulette!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5213333 Bowser, Shell strike.
Grubba, club.
Kammy, Magic Roulette!
Anonymous
>>5213472 Club Putrid Piranha A or B?
Anonymous
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>>5213473 The one that needs it most but that sounds powergamey, so the meanest one,B.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 13:38:17 No. 5213689 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d5 + 3) Encased in your shell, you begin gathering momentum, spinning around in place, until you launch yourself towards the enemies in a Shell Strike!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 13:39:39 No. 5213690 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d7) Unable to traverse past the front position, he winds up and backhands the shit out of the sassy, poisoned flower!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 13:41:03 No. 5213692 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d6) Putrid Piranha A merely licks his lips, and burrows underground!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 13:52:29 No. 5213703 Report You get the strange combination of being Electrified and Invisible! You won't really be able to make use of the Electrified Status while Invisible, but oh well! You'll avoid all attacks regardless!
Like Putrid Piranha A's underground sneak-attack, Poison Snap!
Or Jungle Guy's Spear Chuck! They phase right through you! Good going, Kammy!
The third combatant, Jungle Guy B, catches on, and spikes Kammy with a Spear Chuck of his own!! -6HP!!
Contestant number 4 is clueless, however, and goes for a Spear Charge on the Invisible Bowser, missing, but stylishly dancing it off, cool-like.
A warm, smelly, Putrid Breath envelopes the party's field as Putrid Piranha B breathes it. Normally it would Poison everyone, but everyone is currently immune! Your Partners still take 2 damage from it.
The Jungle Guys all pull new spears out of... Oh spirits, where did they pull them from?!!?!
>Let's mash 'em! Movesets:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: Life Shroom, Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, TURBO Slugger, Orange Potion (specify single friendly or enemy target), Thunder Bolt, Sleepy Sheep, Coconut
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush
King Bowser (25HP)(18/20FP)(0/9BP)(1SSP) DEF2
Grubba (16/18HP)(7FP)
Kammy Koopa(+) (1/9HP)(11FP) Flying, Peril
Putrid Piranha A (3/12HP)(5FP) Top-Spiky
Jungle Guy A (2/9HP)(5/6FP) Top-Spiky
Jungle Guy B (2/9HP)(5/6FP) Top-Spiky
Jungle Guy C (2/9HP)(5/6FP) Top-Spiky
Putrid Piranha B (5/12HP)(3/5FP) Top-Spiky
Anonymous
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>>5213703 >Bowser: Improved Shell Strike >Grubba: Club Putrid Piranha b Kammy: Mummify
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:18:12 No. 5213779 Report Rolled 1 + 3 (1d5 + 3) [Considering some minor nerfs on some of our moves (specifically Shell Strike and Bowser Breath) or buffing the enemies a little more (probably just small HP boosts), let me know what you think about that and any ideas you'd like to contribute.]
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:21:01 No. 5213783 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d7) Your Shell Strike sends all 3 Jungle Guys into the lava!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:31:13 No. 5213799 Report >Write update in reply box >Accidentally hit "Esc" after a few paragraphs
Anonymous
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>>5213779 Dunno yet. I know jack all about balancing.
>>5213799 >paaaaiiiin Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:49:58 No. 5213822 Report Instead of a massive Clubbing, Grubba respectfully picks up the battered plant and drops him into the lava. Right after he pickpockets him! >Yes, pour. >No, use other Item. (Specify. Reminder that Coconut does NOT restore HP.) >No, continue onwards. She can use Mummify in the next battle. That is, unless we get ambushed... >Coin gain: 17, total 378 >SP gain: 29, current Lvl. 9, 44 SP >Other gain: Coconut (Currently x2)
Anonymous
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>>5213822 >Yes, pour. Why not. If its bunk we can use the revive mushroom on her in the next round.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 16:59:30 No. 5213899 Report Rolled 9 (1d9) You douse the Orange Potion all over Kammy while she's looking the other way.
She recoils!
Then supples!
She looks rejuvenated! It healed 10HP and 10FP!! Surprisingly, it did taste like Fanta! The grape flavor, though.
Full of vim and vigor, yipping "Lemme at 'em! Lemme at 'em!" like some kind of scrappy dog, Kammy takes you down the next trail of her choosing.
>>5213822 What lies on the other side? An ambush? A boss? A boatload of treasure?
Anonymous
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>>5213899 >9. You happen upon Cortez's treasure trove! +100 Coins, +Rolled Badge, +Rolled Item! Nice
Anonymous
>>5213899 >"Lemme at 'em! Lemme at 'em!" like some kind of scrappy dog I understood that reference
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 17:24:28 No. 5213914 Report Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d6) The cave looks like it slopes down, so you ease down the steep slope... >+100 Coins! (Total: 478), +1 Rolled Badge, +1 Rolled Item (first roll is badge, second is item, both below) >You're such a good narrator, have all my Coins!! We can gather more in no time. >Yes, donate 150 Coins to Fae Smelter to help pay off his QM loans. >You're such a good narrator, have all my Coins!! We can gather more in no time. >Yes, donate 150 Coins to Fae Smelter to help pay off his QM loans. >Here's 2 Coins. Don't spend it all in one place, jerk! Gwa ha! >You're such a good narrator, have all my Coins!! We can gather more in no time. >Yes, donate 150 Coins to Fae Smelter to help pay off his QM loans. >No, screw you dude! My Coins! >You're such a good narrator, have all my Coins!! We can gather more in no time. >Yes, donate 150 Coins to Fae Smelter to help pay off his QM loans. >You're such a good narrator, have all my Coins!! We can gather more in no time. >Yes, donate 150 Coins to Fae Smelter to help pay off his QM loans. >You're such a good narrator, have all my Coins!! We can gather more in no time. >Yes, donate 150 Coins to Fae Smelter to help pay off his QM loans.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 17:34:54 No. 5213921 Report >>5213907 I watched that show all the time when I was a youngster with my great grandma in her nursing home. Good memories. That and Tom and Jerry. All time GOAT cartoons You gain an Ultra Shroom and the coveted...
>P-Up, D-Down Badge (Equip: 3BP) Bowser Only. Increases the PWR of all your non-Universal attacks with a +1 mod. But it decreases your DEF by 1!!
You may choose to equip the Badge now, but you'll have to remove other Badges in order to free up 3BP
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2BP), Star Prayer (1BP), Pretty Lucky (3BP), Partner Helper Plus (2BP), Mega Rush (1BP)
>Leave P-Up, D-Down alone. >Equip it. (Which Badges do you remove?) Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 17:38:34 No. 5213924 Report Quoted By:
(Choose Badge + Donation options before continuing)
Anonymous
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>>5213914 >Yes, donate 150 Coins to Fae Smelter to help pay off his QM loans. >>5213921 >Leave P-Up, D-Down alone. Anonymous
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>>5213914 >Yes, donate 150 Coins to Fae Smelter to help pay off his QM loans. Can we loot cannons off the ghost ship?
>>5213921 >Leave P-Up, D-Down alone. Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 20:07:11 No. 5214045 Report Rolled 3 (1d8) HAHAHAHAHA, YOU FOOLS! YOU'D ACTUALLY... You'd... You'd actually give me these Coins to help me out? I... I don't know what to say... I don't really have any QM loans to pay off, I just wanted these Coins so I could drop Ultra Shrooms with my narrator-school-dropout friends... I... I didn't realize I'd feel so guilty about this, and I know I've broken our bond of trust we've built together, and... I... I... I think I'll keep these Coins, suckers! Nyeh heh heh!! I'm dropping Shroooooms tonight, baybay!!! >-150 Coins!
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 20:20:23 No. 5214061 Report Rolled 2 (1d5) Mt. Lavalava Ambush dice!
Anonymous
>>5214061 I will fight you! Gimme my coins back! 1v1 me cunt you wont no balls!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 20:40:34 No. 5214074 Report Open my chest and find out, m8 picrel, you can't because you don't have the key, poor boi
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 20:42:35 No. 5214076 Report Quoted By:
They can't sneak up on you that easy, even if they are the undead souls of those who refused to pass, and can disappear and reappear at will meters away.
Lava Ghosts are specifically nasty souls, with abilities and forms even more advanced than their Ember or Lava Bubble cousins.
Let's take 'em down! Watch out for fire! Grubba's Club is only going to end up damaging himself, and so will moves like your Jump! Use your Bowser Breath and it will only heal them! Find something else to do!
>It's a battle! Let's-a-go! Get crafty! Movesets:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: Life Shroom, x2 Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, TURBO Slugger, Thunder Bolt, Sleepy Sheep, Coconut
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush
King Bowser (25HP)(16/20FP)(0/9BP)(1SSP) DEF2
Grubba (16/18HP)(7FP)
Kammy Koopa(+) (9HP)(11FP) Flying
Lava Ghost A (20HP)(12FP) DEF1, Fiery
Lava Ghost B (20HP)(12FP) DEF1, Fiery
Ember A (12HP)(9FP) Fiery, Flying
Ember B (12HP)(9FP) Fiery, Flying
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 20:44:11 No. 5214079 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>5214074 Use Jump on the crate!
Bowser: shell strike
Grubba: piss on one of them to put out the fire
Kammy: magic roulette
Anonymous
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d5 + 3) >>5214086 The crate has Full-Spiky, and you take 1 damage to your feelings.
~
Bowser throws his Shell at the two Ghosts, the Embers fly out of the way!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 20:58:15 No. 5214094 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d6) Each Lava Ghost recoils, losing 7HP a piece!
Anonymous
>>5214089 Okay up Shell Strike the crate then.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 21:21:46 No. 5214109 Report >>5214101 in due time ~
Bowser is fucking Invisible again! He's also fucking Huge again! What luck with the Wheel! Double PWR, and invincibility for 2 turns!! You feel like you ate a Smash Ball from Super Smash Br-Oh nevermind! You're unstoppable now!!
"Woah... this power... This tremendous feeling... It's just like when the Stank Hag took down the Rawk Hawk in Glitz Pit," Grubba says in awe.
Kammy: *whisperwhisperwhisper*
"BOWSER? INVISIBLE? HUGE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WASN'T YOU, KAMMY?! YOU'RE A FRAUD?! I THOUGHT I WAS SLEEPING WITH A CHAMPIO-Oh. Uh. Nevermind. Back to the fight." He stops when he sees the enemies all blushing in embarrassment.
Lava Ghost A plunges in the lava and resurfaces with a grin. A Pillar of Lava launches out of the liquid mass, and goes right through Bowser! Talk about luck!
The second resurfacing grin comes with another Pillar of Lava, this time Lava Ghost B lancing Kammy straight off her Witch Broom! She avoids becoming Burned, but loses -8HP and "Flying" nonetheless.
Ember A spits a Fireball Barrage at the team, going through you and taking 3HP from your partners. Kammy is out like a light! She's fried! K.O.!
"Kammy!!!!! Noooooooooo!!!!!!" -Grubba
"Simp ass mf on god cuh fr fr. Skkrrrrrrttttt!!" Ember B comes up, insults, and smacks Grubba for 4HP with a Flame Hop!
Grubba miraculously escapes without a Burn thanks to your Partner Helper Plus Badge.
You facepalm, knowing you've been cucked by Grubba. B-b-but you never really even liked K-Kammy l-like th-that anyway, baka!
>Choose an Action for Invincible Giga-Bowser, then one for Grubba. King Bowser (25HP)(14/20FP)(0/9BP)(1SSP) DEF2, Huge (2), Invis (2)
Grubba (9/18HP)(6/7FP)
Kammy Koopa(+) K.O.!
Lava Ghost A (13/20HP)(8/12FP) DEF1, Fiery
Lava Ghost B (13/20HP)(8/12FP) DEF1, Fiery
Ember A (12HP)(6/9FP) Fiery, Flying
Ember B (7/12HP)(9FP) Fiery, Flying
Anonymous
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>>5214109 Bowser: shell strike again!
Grubba: throw your sweaty pants at the same dude again.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 22:24:24 No. 5214158 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d10 + 3) Bowser hits another Shell Strike! This time, he's Huge!! He's got double potential on the dice roll!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 22:29:06 No. 5214162 Report The Lava Ghosts fall back into the ocean of magma, never to be seen again. >Finish off this flaming fa- uh, foe!!
Anonymous
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>>5214162 Bowser: bite the fire. It should be a given that your mouth is fire proof since you can breath fire
Grubba: loot your surroundings.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 22:49:48 No. 5214186 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d2) Dizzy Check!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 31 Mar 2022 22:54:59 No. 5214192 Report You go in for a bite, but miss from dizziness! >+Meteor Meal - Heals 7HP immediately, and gives Regen +2HP/+2FP (3 turns.) >Finish off the Ember! (use stats from last time)
Anonymous
>>5214192 Bowser: Taunt the Ember for fighting someone as weak as Grubba. Brace.
Grubba: turbo nap time
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 01 Apr 2022 00:45:56 No. 5214310 Report Rolled 5, 2 + 2 = 9 (2d5 + 2) You taunt the Ember. "Your boy just got handled after talking all that trash! You don't stand a stinkin' chance! And by a guy who doesn't even know how to fight, just throws his nasty, sweaty clothes at them!!"
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 01 Apr 2022 01:02:36 No. 5214322 Report Grubba is deep in his sleep. His dreams or nightmares haunt him. He gains all FP back and 4 HP.>Choose one action
Anonymous
>>5214310 Bowser: continue taunting and Bracing. I want to know if we cant taunt it hard enough that it suffers psychic damage.
>you are a pathetic waste of space. No one loves you and you're a disappointment to anyone that's known of you. Anonymous
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>>5214322 >>5214369 Why not, should be fun if we succeed Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 01 Apr 2022 06:28:11 No. 5214540 Report Bowser, still with full HP, stomps up to Ember A and squints. >Coins gained: 22 (350 total) >SP gained: 30 (Currently Lvl. 9, 74 SP) >There's a good chance you'll level up next battle, but it may be a difficult one. Would you like to use any Items now?
Anonymous
>>5214540 Use meteor meal on Kammy
Anonymous
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>>5214540 Holy fucking shit Bowser that was brutal.
>>5214547 This. It's full of. I dont know healing magic rock bullshit. Drink some prunes to help it pass through later.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 01 Apr 2022 14:21:39 No. 5214764 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 (1d6) Kammy snacks on the Meteor Meal before continuing. She feels outta this world. <span class="xae" data-xae="alien">👽</span>
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 01 Apr 2022 14:52:00 No. 5214794 Report A group of Embers and Flame Bubbles heard what you did to their homies Ember A and B. That you killed one with sweat, like a disgusting chucklefuck. They tell you that convincing Ember A to kill himself will only bring him back as a Flame Bubble and he'll have to work his way back up to Ember-hood over the next million years. Again. And he was so close to achieving Lava Ghost-hood, only 207 years away. A lot of people looked up to that coward!
Now they want blood! <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="
https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/4d00227b_yaranaika2.png"> ;
But you smell pussy. It looks like the reincarnated Ember A has joined them, this time as the demoted Flame Bubble E, way in the back. He won't look you in the eye.
In similar fashion to last fight, and like your formation, the enemy positions themselves strongest to weakest. The embers float freely in front, off the ground; and the Lava Bubbles are only able to barely hover above the ground, not really true Flying enemies.
Just beyond these foes you can see more strange technology built into this mountain, near the blinding-bright cave exit. Another star chamber? E. Gadd's secret volcano lair? Something new entirely? What mysteries does Mt. Lavalava house? What do these spirits guard here?
>One way to find out, gotta trounce 'em!! You'll surely get a fat level up and then some SP for the road after this is over. If they find a way to defeat you, remember that you'll be punished! Likely robbed of Coins, Items and potentially Badges if it's a real slaughter. Don't let it happen. Find a way to damage these Fiery foes! You're not so sure you can get 10 immortal souls to commit sudoku all at the same time! Think! You've got full HP, half FP and your goons have full FP. You've got a boatload of Items that could help you defeat them. Make this first turn hurt! Before they take the same opportunity! Usable Items: Life Shroom, x2 Ultra Shroom, Dry Shroom, TURBO Slugger, Thunder Bolt, Sleepy Sheep, x2 Coconut
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush
Field:
King Bowser (25HP)(10/20FP)(0/9BP)(1SSP) DEF2,
Grubba (5/18HP)(7FP) Danger
Kammy Koopa(+) (8/9HP)(11FP) Flying
Ember C (12HP)(9FP) Fiery, Flying
Ember D (12HP)(9FP) Fiery, Flying
Ember E (12HP)(9FP) Fiery, Flying
Ember F (12HP)(9FP) Fiery, Flying
Ember G (12HP)(9FP) Fiery, Flying
Lava Bubble A (6HP)(6FP) Fiery
Lava Bubble B (6HP)(6FP) Fiery
Lava Bubble C (6HP)(6FP) Fiery
Lava Bubble D (6HP)(6FP) Fiery
Lava Bubble E (6HP)(6FP) Fiery
Estimated SP gain: 35 (5 per Ember, 2 per Lava Bubble)
Estimated Coin gain: 30
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 01 Apr 2022 14:53:29 No. 5214797 Report Quoted By:
Forgot pic <img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="
https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c7375c9d_ChadYes.png"> ;
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>>5214794 Bowser: Shell strike
Grubba: Sleepy sheep
Kammy: Shape Beam Lava Bubble E
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>>5214794 Bowser: Shell Strike. If the Embers are so mad maybe they should try fighting Bowser, the sissies.
Grubba: equip the P-Down, D-Up Badge! On Bowser? Does he even have enough BP? If not then Freak Out.
Kammy: Conjure obsticle Attacking Block deals. It's made of rock and rock things are immune to fire. Have it attack Ember C.
Anonymous
>>5214794 You forgot to give Grubba 4 HP from the last time he took a snooze break.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 01 Apr 2022 20:56:35 No. 5215267 Report Rolled 3 + 3 (1d5 + 3) >>5215010 He was hit with another Flame Hop after looting (Was lazy and phoneposting so I didn't update stats with him at 1HP, my fault)
>>5214192 >>5214226 ~
Bowser sweeps the tunnel floors! In this incredibly confined space, (which actually makes your Beefiness claustrophobic, come to think about it...) if you Crit (Roll 5), you'll hit any Flying or Ceiling enemies as well!
"Excellent choice, your Kingliness!" Kammy coos on, as Grubba gets a little jealous... then a lotta jealous... He's having a Freak Out!! He's Fast now! He'll be able to act twice per turn! His Actions may be limited because of his FP reserve, but he can do things like use 2 Items in one turn, like a Double Dip for 0FP! Or Club and then Defend! Well, don't Club right now...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 01 Apr 2022 21:07:43 No. 5215277 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d2) Actually, negate the Freak Out until I resolve it with a roll. I was going to pick it over Sleepy Sheep because you'd be able to hit it and another item next turn, but then I remembered there were a lot of enemies on the field, so a Sleepy Sheep would be rather effective.
Annoying, I know. Mea culpa. <img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="25" src="
https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/25086889_FeelsSpecialMan.png"> ;
1st roll Grubba
1 Sheep
2 Freak
2nd roll Kammy
1 Attacking Block
2 Shape Beam
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 01 Apr 2022 21:14:06 No. 5215285 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6, 1, 4, 7, 6 = 24 (5d10) You dust off the Lava Bubbles like they were worthless pawns; the nothing you said they were.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 01 Apr 2022 21:15:19 No. 5215287 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1, 2 + 1 = 5 (3d3 + 1) The flock of sheep put every single Ember to a peaceful sleep.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 01 Apr 2022 21:29:56 No. 5215308 Report It's not effective as you'd hope, but nearly halves his HP! He wakes up and surveys the battlefield, says a quick prayer for his homie Lava Bubble E, and blows a nasty Fireball Barrage! You all take damage! 3, to be precise! Your Advanced Shell doesn't protect against fire! You become Burned!! Your partners deflect any lingering flames, thanks to your dapper and acute Badge usage. Dapper and acute, myezzzzz...>Let's make another move on these charred-soul chumps! Your mother will die in her sleep tonight Badge 75 Coins Life Shroom. Also 1 is actually the Ice Power Badge
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 01 Apr 2022 21:32:08 No. 5215313 Report Quoted By:
21HP not 22* <img class="xae" data-xae width="35" height="32" src="
https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/f0dcbf8a_jannydog.png"> ;
just to be anal, probably won't matter since most of your enemies are asleep and ripe for the picking
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 01 Apr 2022 21:33:49 No. 5215315 Report Quoted By:
>Asleep (2)_
Anonymous
>>5215308 Yeah, No, I'l looking at the moves and I can't see us beating Ember F & G on this turn. In two turns maybe, but not this one. Not unless RNG is very generous and gives us max rolls for damage.
Bowser: throw Grubbas nasty clothes at G
Grubba: turbo sleep
Kammy: throw Grubbas stanky clothes at Ember G to finish it off.
Anonymous
>>5215323 >>5215308 ......wait a second. Grubba clothes deal 5 dank damage, +1 from Poison. OOOOOOOOHHH!
Bowser and Grubba: Throw stank clothes at Ember F to kill it.
Kammy: Pray to RNG and use Shape Beam on Ember G. You got like a 30% chance of success or something.
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>>5215332 Hold on fuck me. I forgot poison and burn damage doesnt stack. It only extends the duration. It would only do a max of 11 damage, then +1 in the next round. Eh, fuck it I'm sticking with the idea.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 02 Apr 2022 05:42:00 No. 5215825 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 3, 2 + 1 = 7 (3d3 + 1) Very crafty!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 02 Apr 2022 05:52:48 No. 5215836 Report Ah shit I forgot about the Cooldown. Oh well, spilt milk. >K.O. them! Or heal! Or buff! Do what you do! Just Bowser and Kammy!
Anonymous
>>5215836 >Shell strike >Magic roulette Anonymous
>>5215836 Bowser: Double Dip Life shroom for Grubba and Ultra Shroom for Kammy
Kammy: summon attack block.
>>5215873 Now hear me out. Instead of doing the magic roulette, we summon an attack block. It's made of stone so that means its pretty much invincible against these dudes, and its effectively like having four party members.
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>>5215903 Change to your pick.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 02 Apr 2022 18:05:07 No. 5216365 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 1, 2 - 1 = 4 (3d4 - 1) You cram your Life Shroom tip down the naked Grubba's slack jaw, and he begins gagging! Hurray!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 02 Apr 2022 18:18:00 No. 5216382 Report (Correction: forgot to subtract 1FP for Interacting with Grubba's clothes)>Get crafty! Fight!
Anonymous
>>5216382 Wait so how do Kammy's blocks work? Do they remain when shes unconscious or disappear? Are the Attack and Defense blocks one use moves, or do they persist until destroyed?
https://youtu.be/kmOFwdbObb4 Do we have any more clothes available? Toilet paper? Does Bowser have any in his shell? The only thing more volatile than sweaty clothes is swamp ass coated clothes.
Anonymous
>>5216382 Would Charged, Improved Charge or Hyper Charge improve the damage done with usable items, or only character attacks?
Anonymous
>>5216382 Bowser: Spit on Ember D
Grubba: Pee on Ember C
Kammy: Shapebeam
Anonymous
>>5216418 >Kammy Koopa(+) - K.O.! Pissing was attempted, but QM interpreted that as throwing sweaty clothes. No pissing in this blue board it seems. Spitting might work, maybe vomiting?
>>5216382 Can Bowser crack open a coconut to drip the juice and eat the fruit?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 02 Apr 2022 21:29:05 No. 5216585 Report >>5216406 >>5216417 >>5216418 >>5216434 >>5216442 The only clothes remaining are Kammy's, and she refuses to take them off in front of horndogs like you and Grubba. Grubba will be able to get his clothes back after the battle. As for the Yellow Blocks, if you choose to defend with it, it acts as a party member in the first position with no actions, until it Is destroyed. If you choose to attack with it, it typically break to pieces on the enemy's skull.
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Fuck, I'm a big shithead. I didn't count the Ultra Shroom on Kammy and she shouldn't be K.O.'d. She'll use her shape beam now, using the last of her FP. Updating soon.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 02 Apr 2022 21:30:25 No. 5216587 Report Quoted By:
>>5216434 Coconuts are unfortunately strictly for damage in combat in their current form. You'll learn to use it in Recipes soon, after you rescue Grandmamar.
Anonymous
>>5216585 >until it Is destroyed Nigga that sounds like something you should had mentioned before or in the pastebin.
Bowser: use the beef up party power
Grubba: freak out
Kammy: magic roulette
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sat 02 Apr 2022 23:23:57 No. 5216691 Report Quoted By:
>>5216631 I tried to differentiate Attacking Block as dealing damage only and Defending Block as a summoned barrier only, sorry if it was unclear. I'll be doing a big pastebin update in the next day or three, that will update Actions, Items, Status Effects, Crowd, and other stuff if I get to it.
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Updating in 20-30 minutes, going to lock in all the votes 15 minutes from THIS POST. Any further actions or swaps may not be seen/processed in time.
Please keep your arms and legs inside at all times. Thank you for riding with the Fae Smelter Pony Express.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 04:00:22 No. 5217188 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d2) >>5216631 2's
>>5216418 1's
(Kammy will use Shape Beam since she's only got 2FP, my fault for saying she was K.O.'d and not displaying that.)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 04:06:10 No. 5217214 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1, 1 + 1 = 4 (3d3 + 1) Bowser hocks a loogie on Ember D! It lands smack dab in his face, dealing a water-type boosted 2 damage!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 04:28:33 No. 5217255 Report ...Gets smattered with a weak stream!>Nooo! Don't let it go down like this! One for Bowser, then one for Kammy. Your resources are dire. If you could take out one or two of 'em this turn, the threat would all but cease... On loss: -25 Coins, -Rolled Item from Inv., 0 SP gain. It was a tough battle, so these are "light" consequences. But you'll win and level up, right? Right?! Continue to Grandmamar next no matter what.
Anonymous
>>5217255 > Bowser: TURBO Slugger on self Dry shroom on Kammy Kammy: Wand whack Ember D
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>>5217482 Eh, I got no better ideas, so +1 this BUT
>>5217255 Call the remaining two fire guys flaming homosexuals. Everyone knows that Embers are super gay, and being gay is gross. (Also need to agro then so they dont KO Kammy)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 13:06:56 No. 5217732 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 (1d5) Bowser smacks down a TURBO Slugger, fully regenerating his HP and FP. It removes his Burn and gives him Hyper Charge for two turns!! Hoo yeah!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 13:35:53 No. 5217758 Report Rolled 1 (1d4) Ember D is gay bashed to death in front of his friends. "The stories from Lava Bubble E were true! These guys are nuts!">It's up to you! You're Hyper Charged, all your attacks have a +6 mod! But what do you do?! They're still Flying and Fiery!
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>>5217758 Try to get the stalactites to fall onto the embers by hitting the walls of the cave with a shell strike
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 15:04:56 No. 5217802 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d5 + 9) You rip up the rock, cratering yourself and grinding up the corpses of your compatriots, until you pop out of the meat blender with a Hyper Shell Strike!
Similar/inverse to
>>5215267 , as long as you don't Crit fail (Roll 1), it'll launch straight through the air into the Embers before slamming the wall. If you do Crit fail, you'll still slam into the wall.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 15:27:19 No. 5217815 Report Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d5) It's a natty Crit! Natty Crit, brah! Natty Crit! 14dmg!>Coin gain: 30! Current: 380 >SP gain: 35! Current: Lvl. 10, 9SP >+5 HP >+5 FP >+3 BP >Your Tantrum Stamp has been upgraded to a King Tantrum Stamp!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 15:29:01 No. 5217816 Report Quoted By:
You pocket a Fire Flower and another Ultra Shroom! You're not sure about the first one, but the latter oughta come in handy for the end of this chapter/act.
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 16:13:20 No. 5217844 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 (1d3) You gain +5FP max!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 16:36:34 No. 5217859 Report An incredibly large Piranha stalk emerges from the a lava pit as nearly everyone else evacuates. Why would they leave behind the Star Spirit??
A Crowd of 20 X-Nauts guard the exits and cheer on their protector, the Radio-Lava Piranha, and his summoned Radio-Lava Buds.
You're outside, surrounded by flat ground for about 50 feet, mono e mono with the Boss of Mt. Lavalava coming out of a lava pit.
The Lava Piranha opens it's mouth and reveals a speaker, it's the same garbled nonsense from the old man earlier, he's controlling this thing through the antennae! He mentions something or other about total annihilation, you think. The Piranha plant seems somewhat sentient still, even under control. But it's eerily... Relaxed... Then it roars a fireball over your heads!!
>Gotta fight this big creep! It's a Boss battle! Save the Star Spirit! Your turn! Grubba should provide Utility since he can't Club these guys! Maybe he'll find a weapon one day! Movesets and more: pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: x2 Ultra Shroom, Thunder Bolt (5 dmg to single), x2 Coconut (3 dmg to single), Fire Flower
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush
Star Menu: Beef Up (1SSP)
King Bowser (25HP)(25FP)(0/9BP)(1SSP) DEF2
Grubba (18HP)(7FP)
Kammy Koopa(+) - (9HP)(11FP) Flying
Radio-Lava Piranha (36HP)(36FP) Fiery, Full-Spiky
Radio-Lava Bud A (8HP)(4FP) Fiery, Full-Spiky
Radio-Lava Bud B (8HP)(4FP) Fiery, Full-Spiky
Estimated gains: 65SP, 60 Coins, ????????? ?????
Anonymous
>>5217859 While the paste bin includes the upgraded Tantrum stamp bowser still has his level 8 stats
Bowser: Improved Shell Strike
Grubba; break off Radio-Lava Bud A's antenna
Kammy: Blocking Block
Anonymous
>>5217815 Wait if we're rolling 2d5, how do we roll a 6 to get a super Nova speck and SP?
>+3 BP >>5217859 Oh too late to vote for a power up.
Bowser: throw a coconut at the antennae. Maybe if we break it they'll fuck off.
Grubba: Freak out. More actions means he can 2xlook for items or weapons to use against this boss.
Kammy: finally use a blocking block so we all dont get a party wipe from fire again.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 17:10:00 No. 5217892 Report >>5217874 Thanks for pointing that out. There's a fairly major update or two or three coming soon so I was holding off on going through everything (aka being lazy)
>>5217877 Kinda blasted through the level up stat boost, sorry. Debated on whether to reopen the vote or not, since I only gave about 20 minutes that time, but I don't want to make a habit of it, and begin rethinking everything.
Continuing in about an hour. Big thanks to everyone for sticking around and making this fun and putting up with my missed steaks!
Anonymous
>>5217892 Cum is stored in the balls
Anonymous
>>5217892 Honestly it might be better to leave important votes like stats distribution open longer so that one single person doesn't decide stuff like that
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 17:18:05 No. 5217904 Report Quoted By:
>>5217894 Not for long
>>5217897 I'm an eager beaver, I couldn't help myself.
Okay, I'll reopen the stat vote this time. Anyone else playing, choose a stat boost along with combat Actions. Currently at 1 vote BP, 1 vote FP. Tiebreaker roll if needed. Continuing in about an hour!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 19:50:15 No. 5218139 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1, 2 = 4 (3d2) >>5217877 2's and BP
>>5217874 1's and FP1st is Bowser, 2nd is Grubba, 3rd is stat boost
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 19:52:16 No. 5218142 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d5 + 3) You wind up for a big fat Shell Strike!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 20:04:20 No. 5218159 Report Quoted By:
Grubba walks up and snaps the spiky antenna on Lava Bud A's head! It costs him 1FP to perform. But the dual counterattack from the fire and the spikes deal him 2 damage! It was a close call, but Grubba manages to snap off the antenna from the roots of the lava bud's skull(?). It dealt 2 damage and removed most of the lava bud's aggression! It's acting on it's own, now.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 20:16:57 No. 5218184 Report The Radio-Lava Piranha moves to the back line and spits a Lava Spew on Grubba. It ruptures him for 5 damage. >Your turn again!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Sun 03 Apr 2022 20:18:23 No. 5218186 Report Quoted By:
Bowser stat fixes
Anonymous
>>5218184 TBF it takes a while to build up SSP, so we need to save it for boss fights like this.
Bowser: grab the antenna of the Lava Piranha
Grubba: Freakout
Kammy: hop off your broom. It's not like flying is doing you any good. On your next turn you can hop back on to recover FP.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 02:12:35 No. 5218589 Report >>5218529 Don't forget you're wearing a Star Prayer Badge that gives you an Action to regenerate 1SSP immediately at the cost of 5FP, if you ever need a quick boost.
Bowser, the only capable one in the party, jumps high and snatches the antenna off the main Piranha! It deals 2 damage to both parties again. The Radio-Lava Piranha seems much more lax, but still dangerous! Bowser avoids getting burned while snatching and snapping the antenna.
Grubba Freaks Out, in anticipation and preparation of a crazy next turn! He's Fast again!
Kammy uses her turn to hop off the Witch Broom to set up for a nice free Mount next turn. While she does this, she notices aloud how calm the non-antennaed Piranhas are behaving. They all seem to be ignoring her and Grubba, except for the Radio-Lava Bud left on the field. Lava Bud A attacks Bowser only because he saw him harm the main Piranha last turn, smacking him for 2 damage and giving him a quick one turn Burn. The de-controlled Lava Piranha retaliates with another Lava Spew, this time on his attacker Bowser, for an unblockable 5 damage. Your burn extends to 4 turns.
Psycho Radio-Lava Bud B spits a Lava Loogie at Kammy for 3 damage and a blocked Burn.
Your turn again.
>This isn't funny anymore, finish em off quick!! (Phoneposting, please calculate stats on your own this turn before choosing Actions. Returning to desktop next post or in a few hours to post the official stats if no one has proceeded by that time. My apologies, and sincere gratitude.)
Anonymous
>>5218589 Bowser: grab one of the suit guys a a shield
Grubba: convince the plants that we're helping them. If they want to attack anyone it should be those scientists that were controlling them. NO GODS, NO MASTERS!
Kammy: hop back on your broom
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 04:26:41 No. 5218697 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 (1d6) >>5218680 (Was just about to delete and update, but post was too old. You're an MVP.)
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You scramble to the Crowd and grab an X-Naut PhD with half HP (6)! He's blubbery and his muscles are made of gelatin!
You hold him up as a shield in Front Position for...
1 No time at all! He wriggles away and escapes!
2 One turn!
3 One turn!
4 One turn!
5 Two turns!
6 Two turns!
Grubba tries to calm and reason with the raging beasts. They seem to listen to him, but it's tenuous.
Kammy Mounts her Witch Broom to regain 4FP. She's ready to fight!!
The Lava Piranha and his non-Radio controlled Bud decide to Wait it out, looking cautious but... Happy?
The radio above Bud B crackles and spits out something you barely understand at all. "...You..... ....Dead.... ... ... ..Star...Pirit.... Veryon..... ...Lavalavalavalavalavalava.... .... ..Justs two? Lavalava? .....Tever you sa.......... Et's get out of he........"
The voice grows distant as Radio-Lava Bud B Lunges forward and...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 04:36:32 No. 5218707 Report Quoted By:
i did it, i pressed esc while writing the update a second time this thread.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 04:57:40 No. 5218720 Report Bud B strikes your hostage for 4 damage, then 1 damage the next turn. He skitters away barely alive. The X-Nauts in the Crowd boo loudly as they nurse their friend.>+Orange Potion! (+10HP and FP) >You manage another round unscathed! Something tells you that you won't be able to befriend your whole way out of this encounter with the(se) natural superpredator(s) in front of you, however. Let's pick up our attack plan!
Anonymous
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>>5218720 Bowser: go after the last antenna
If that doesn't end the fight
Grubba: use orange potion on self and just club Lava bud A
Kammy: Blocking block
Anonymous
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>>5218720 Bowser: break the last antenna
Grubba: steal two things from those nerds!
Kammy: seduce the nerds to make it easier for Grubba to steal things. Use that broom like a stripe pole.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 14:00:37 No. 5218938 Report Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d2) let's-a-go!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 14:03:22 No. 5218942 Report Rolled 7 (1d7) Grubba quickly heals himself to full HP and FP, then unleashes a 1FP Club attack on Lava Bud A's head!
Anonymous
>>5218938 >>5218942 Well shit looks like we have to fight them now.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 14:19:56 No. 5218960 Report It's a K.O.! That Orange Potion sure helped.>What will you do now?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 14:24:05 No. 5218966 Report Quoted By:
>>5218952 Just wait to see what's in store. Trust me, it'll all be worth it, you'll get some extreme loot on top of the Star Spirit.
Anonymous
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>>5218960 Bowser: use Beef Up!
Grubba: club lava bud B
Kammy: Shape beam Lava Bud C
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 14:38:49 No. 5218979 Report Rolled 2, 3, 2 + 2 = 9 (3d3 + 2) Bowser tugs Muskular out of his shell and commands him to Beef Up the squad!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 14:44:57 No. 5218985 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 9, 9, 3, 8, 1, 6, 2, 3, 4, 10, 6, 6, 2, 4, 10, 1, 8, 9 = 101 (18d10) It has enough juice to blow a giant hole in the stalk! Lava Piranha Bud starts raining from the sky in confetti-sized pieces!>Let's send 'em 20,000 leagues under the magma! Wai- what?!?! The Crowd is revolting!! >Crowd event!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 14:50:05 No. 5218991 Report Rolled 9, 3, 1, 10, 1, 1, 8, 10, 10, 8, 3, 3, 9, 1, 4, 8, 8, 8 = 105 (18d10) It has enough juice to blow a giant hole in the stalk! Lava Piranha Bud starts raining from the sky in confetti-sized pieces!>Let's send 'em 20,000 leagues under the magma! Wai- what?!?! The Crowd is revolting!! >Crowd event! For transparency, I realized I had to re-roll as soon as I posted because I had written it when Buds C and B were alive and in slots 5 and 6. Decided to redo with a Miss and Lava Bud D in those slots rather than announce it afterwards and seem like I was influenced by the numbers. No real clean way to do this, but just know that as the QM, I would think it funny if the party got wiped, so long as everyone had a good time in the process. Not trying to fudge the rolls or anything like that. Phew, I sure am a long-winded fucking bastard. Continuing.
Anonymous
>>5218979 >Estimated gains: 65SP, >gets more SP for every additional enemy that enters >Current: Lvl. 10, 9SP >just need to drain it of FP so it keeps summoning buds and we'll hit level 11 in no time. That or kill it before then. >>5218991 Hey so theoretically, if we used tantrum stamp right now, and do 4d6-1 damage against the X-naughts, will this cause a cave in or imminently flood the area with lava?
>dozens of meters from the Field Nevermind it looks like they're too far away
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 15:03:40 No. 5219004 Report Lava Piranha gets 5 rocks slugged at its head.
Your handy dandy Blocking Block soaks up 4 unblockable damage, leaving it up to take one more attack.
Grubba gets 3 lumps on his noggin, Kammy gets 1.
5 rocks pelt the ground.
You and Bud D uncover your eyes and thank your lucky Stars, you're both unharmed.
Good job, blocking block!!
The Crowd is empty, hundreds of feet away, clawing for an escape. Pfft, cowards.
Your Burn runs its course as your Regen comes in and soothes you. You're feeling Beefy as ever.
>Forget those X-Dorks! Get the Lava Piranha!! Usable Items: x2 Ultra Shroom, Thunder Bolt (5 dmg to single), x2 Coconut (3 dmg to single), Fire Flower
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush
Star Menu: Beef Up (1SSP)
BLOCKING BLOCK (1/5HP) DEF1
King Bowser (12/25HP)(17/20FP)(3/12BP)(0/1SSP) DEF2, Beef Up (2), Regen +2/+2 (2)
Grubba (12/18HP)(5/7FP) Beef Up (1)
Kammy Koopa(+) - (5/9HP)(3/11FP) Flying, Beef Up (1) [SHAPE BEAM ON COOLDOWN]
Lava Bud D (8HP)(4FP)
Lava Piranha (25/36HP)(14/36FP) Front-Spiky
>>5218994 *Furious QM calculations* No need to worry about flooding.
Only enough FP for 1 more Bud! And at 5SP a piece (Main stalk is 55), it would put you at 80SP. But who knows. Who knows... We shall see if you ascend to level 11 after this fight. Anything can happen!
Anonymous
>>5219004 Bowser: Kingly Tantrum Stamp
Grubba: club Lava Bud D if not dead, else Club Lava Piranha
Kammy: do as Grubba- wait hold on.
>Top-Spiky, Front-Spiky and Full-Spiky - Counters melee/physical attacks and deals 1 damage with Pierce 5. Top-Spiky counters Jump-Type attacks. Front-Spiky counters frontal attacks like Bite or Wand Smack. Full-Spiky counters almost all melee attacks. Usually permanent. How was grubbs able to clubba here
>>5218942 Anonymous
>>5219004 Okay so if Lava Bud D doesnt have front spike then do this
>>5219008 but if it dies on Bowser's turn, I'm voting Grubba and Kammy should look around for useful items or dropped potions. Maybe even coins. If Grubba and Kammy can't melee, just have them loot things.
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 16:25:46 No. 5219070 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5, 1, 1, 3 - 2 = 8 (4d6 - 2) >>5219008 >>5219027 I realized I didn't entirely make it clear enough how Club operates in its description as I was reading/writing everything. It's updated on pastebin right now and will henceforth operate with this clause, "Attacks the front line from the front, like Bowser's Bite." This is a weakness that could be overcome by upgrading Grubba. We'll continue with no jump-style Club attacks.
Still on the fence about Broom Bash being affected by Spiky/Fiery, since she attacks with the broom, not her body, and has a good foot or so from the contact point (front/back of broom). Let me know what you guys think. Continuing.
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Bowser drives his foot into Mt. Lavalava so hard, the roots of the Lava Piranha start getting jumbled and painfully entangled within it's nest. It's a King Tantrum Stamp!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 16:29:57 No. 5219077 Report Rolled 7 - 1 (1d9 - 1) It deals 4 damage to both enemies. They look downright mean again!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 16:44:17 No. 5219090 Report It's a K.O.! >Go for it!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 16:45:38 No. 5219091 Report Quoted By:
>>5219090 Kammy does 7* not 8 damage.
Lava Piranha then has 10* not 9 HP.
Anonymous
>>5219077 >>5219090 >A roll of 7, 8 or 9 also spins the foe around, causing them to become Dizzy for 2 turns. Was the boss immune to dizzy?
Bowser: Shell Strike
Grubba: club it to death
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 18:09:36 No. 5219126 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d5 + 4) >>5219099 Yes, most bosses are immune to the trifling effects of Dizzy, especially larger ones. No wonder the Elder QM's eventually created video games to process this stuff automatically, I'm getting Dizzy myself trying to keep up!
~
You withdraw into your shell and spin, spin, spin... You rocket towards Lava Piranha!!
It hangs on!!
Clubba walks up to club it, and loses 2HP from Fiery and Front-Spiky in a counterattack! It's too wild to approach!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 18:14:03 No. 5219128 Report Until it... Waits again... It is puts out its flames to put it at 10FP again! It wants to summon another Lava Bud next turn! He'll really be out of FP then, but his little Bud E could prove deadly!>Don't let it rise from the pit! Slay it with maximum style points!!
Anonymous
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>>5219128 >Don't let it rise from the pit! Slay it with maximum style points!! I refuse
Boswer throw a coconut at it.
Grubba piss on it regardless if it lives or dies.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 19:37:16 No. 5219164 Report You palm a hairy Coconut and lob it at Mt. Lavalava's crazed guardian. >Charge P Badge! (Equip: 2 BP)(Activate: 1 FP.) >Supernova Token! >+1SSP! (Total: 0.5/2SSP) >Carousel (1SSP) All enemies ride on Grandmamar's Carousel, receiving Debuffs for 2 turns or instant unblockable damage. (Xd5: 2 dmg, dizzy, blind, confused, sleep) >Love Arrow (2SSP) Shoots an infatuating arrow at a single enemy and tries to convince them to fight for your party for 3 turns. Bosses and immune creatures receive 7 damage instead. >Resurrect (3SSP) Revives a party member with 10HP and half max FP. (You only have 2SSP so you'll have to wait to rescue another star before using this.)
Anonymous
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>>5219164 >Carousel (1SSP) All enemies ride on Grandmamar's Carousel, receiving Debuffs for 2 turns or instant unblockable damage. (Xd5: 2 dmg, dizzy, blind, confused, sleep) >eats a dead grandma's dust Jesus Bowser
Anonymous
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>>5219164 >Love Arrow (2SSP) Shoots an infatuating arrow at a single enemy and tries to convince them to fight for your party for 3 turns. Bosses and immune creatures receive 7 damage instead. Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Mon 04 Apr 2022 21:24:07 No. 5219278 Report Since a star's power is kind of a big deal, I'll leave voting open on it during the next update as well, if anyone would still like to vote on it. Writing the next part soon. We'll rescue another star, then I'll archive and start a new thread, just so everything is nicely and neatly parsed.
Anonymous
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>>5219278 Thanks for the quest man, it's a blast being here.
Anonymous
>>5219164 >Love Arrow (2SSP) Shoots an infatuating arrow at a single enemy and tries to convince them to fight for your party for 3 turns. Bosses and immune creatures receive 7 damage instead. Also equip the Charge P badge
Anonymous
Anonymous
>+Love Arrow! (2SSP) >Buy Storage Unit (-50 Coins) >Don't buy Storage Unit >Buy or Sell anything at the Island Gift Shop? >Eat all TURBO Sluggers now and instantly gain +20 SP >Do not convert sausage to Star Points. Save the Sluggers, man.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 05 Apr 2022 17:51:38 No. 5220113 Report >Buy/Sell anything? >Sell Badge(s), +20 Coins each [Which Badge(s)?] >Buy another Charge P Badge (75 Coins) (Charge becomes Improved Charge. Costs 2 more BP to equip, but still costs 1FP to use.) >Buy the legendary Triple Dip Badge (200 Coins) (Use 3 Items in one turn for 3 FP. Costs 3BP to equip. Bowser Only still.) >Buy the Double Dip P Badge (100 Coins) (BP: 2, FP: 2. Let's partners use the Double Dip command.)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 05 Apr 2022 17:52:42 No. 5220115 Report After perusing/selling/buying, you muse... "Hrmmm... Kind of a limited selection today, Rowf." You say.>Would you like to commission a custom Badge? Write-in only. (Coin cost unknown. BP cost unknown. FP cost unknown, if applicable. No commitment or down payment needed, you don't have to buy it if it's too expensive or it's not what you thought it would be.) >Yes, specify >Nope! My Badges are fine! >First: (Bowser, Grubba, Troopa Jr., Kammy) >Middle: (Bowser, Grubba, Troopa Jr., Kammy) >Last: (Bowser, Grubba, Troopa Jr., Kammy) >Reserve: (Bowser, Grubba, Troopa Jr., Kammy)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 05 Apr 2022 17:57:07 No. 5220119 Report Quoted By:
Hoo wee, just noticed there are quite a few prompts in this one. Uh, sorry pals. Or you're welcome, if you enjoy that type of thing.
Anonymous
>>5220111 Island Gift Shop
Buy Coconut and meteor meal.
Do not convert sausage to Star Points. Save the Sluggers, man.
Badges
Sell P-Down, D-Up Badge, P-Down, D-Up Partner Badge
>Buy another Charge P Badge >Buy the Double Dip P Badge Change Badges:
>Nope! My Badges are fine! First, Middle and Last positions for the Active Party
First: Troopa jr
Middle: Bowser
Last: Kammy
Reserve Grubba
Anonymous
>>5220111 >island gift shop Buy 2 coconuts, 2 Dried Bouquet/shrooms, and 2 cake mix.
>Buy Storage Unit (-50 Coins) >sell both ultra shrooms >Do not convert sausage to Star Points. Save the Sluggers, man. >>5220113 Buy 2 cake mix if they didnt have those at the gift shop.
>so he can only offer 25 Coins per used Badge What if we let him demo or attack us with some of the badges we want to sell?
>sell the Sound FX [D] Badge! For 25 coins or more? >Buy another Charge P Badge >>5220115 >custom badge: one that increases DEF, and another that generates more coins per fight. >Yes, specify Can we fit both charge badges on?
First: Bowser
Second: Grubba
Last: Kammy
Anonymous
>>5220131 Hey anon. We cant equip that new Charge P and Double Dip P badges. Last we checked Bowser only had 3 BP to spare, and equipped his first >Charge P Badge! That means he only has 1 BP left, so he wont even have enough to equip those two badges you're suggesting we buy. Why not drop the Double Dip P Badge purchase since we already have the Double Dip badge?
What's your opinion on baking?
>>5220192 Scratch that, only buy 1 coconut.
>>5220115 Also commission a DEF partner boosting badge of +2 DEF. We're dropping like flies.
Anonymous
>>5220209 I know we can't equip them. I'm buying them for later in case someone else cleans out the badge shop again before we visit
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 05 Apr 2022 21:18:14 No. 5220293 Report Rolled 1 (1d2) Formation:
1 New
2 Old / Same
(meshing votes as best I can)
Rowf detests the idea of testing your classic P/D Up/Down Badge series in public. "These are only worth about 25 Coins a piece real or not anyway, Your Badgedliness. Sheesh, I probably shouldn't make a trade like this... "
Upon further inspection, your Sound FX Badge is obviously real to him, having heard you make the sound all the way through town. It kind of became like the sound of wind or birds, you just get used to it. Anyway, it was apparently rare, or whatever, and worth a whopping 45 Coins. Maybe now Crowds and enemies will take you a little more seriously.
Finally, as for a Badge commission, Rowf laughs, "Heh, you think if I had a Badge that made me rich by fighting, I'd be selling Badges? I've got a mean left hook, man!" He punches a wooden stake holding his banner up and nearly breaks his hand. His son runs by and laughs. He cradles his arm and says "A pure DEF increase, huh? Heh. Yep. I can do something like that. Shouldn't be too expensive (for a Badge, he means) in Coin, just hope you'll have the BP for a monster passive ability like that.
>>5220233 >>5220209 Could always unequip Mega Rush or Star Prayer to make room for it. These Badges are indeed rare and far between, so we'll take this Double Dip P Badge on our journey. (Next visit, Rowf'll have nothing but Double Dip P Badges)(jk)
Sold Items:
+70 Coins - x2 Ultra Shrooms
+120 Coins - Sound Effect Badge, all P/D Up/Down Badges (Rowf will save these for 1 more chapter)
Acquired Items:
50 Coins - +100 Item Storage Unit
100 - +Double Dip P Badge
75 - +Charge P Badge
free - x3 TURBO Sluggers
4 - x2 Cake Mix
1FP Kammy's trash stash - x1 Dried Shroom
1FP TJ's dumpster dive - x1 Dried Bouquet
5 - x1 Coconut (Total: 2)
15 - x1 Meteor Meal (Total: 2)
Net change: -2FP, -54 Coins (New Total: 396)
~
Tayce T. loots through your shell and accidentally fondles Muskular while gleaning your cooking supplies.
"Yip!"
The cook recoils; "What was that? Oh, nevermind. You stay here and I'll cook everything right up!"
She nabs everything from your Inventory and sets up on her counter, then invites you over after she has a roiling boil on the stove, a wavy hot oven, and all sorts of gadgets dirtied up. Woah... Some of this may not be do-able while on-the-go.
You learn several Recipes, and receive their products!
...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 05 Apr 2022 22:02:56 No. 5220334 Report Rolled 6 (1d6) Tayce T flips off her stove burner and gives the pot a swirl, and rises from her oven with a tray of sweets.>Fried Shroom! (+6HP, +2FP) >Fire Pop! (-1HP, +20FP) >Coco Pop! (+3HP, +15FP) >Volt Shroom! (Electrifies for 3 turns) >Field Recipes: >Yes, specify >No, continue >Upgrade Troopa Jr. >Upgrade Grubba >Give Kammy her final Supernova Token Upgrade >Hold on to it for now. Just kidding! You can't pick this! QM's choice.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 05 Apr 2022 22:04:50 No. 5220338 Report Quoted By:
CURRENT STATS!!!!>Moveset: >Grubba - (18HP)(7FP) >Moveset:
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 05 Apr 2022 22:07:26 No. 5220342 Report ~~~~~~~IMPORTANT!~~~~~~~~>Moveset: >Grubba - (22HP)(11FP)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Tue 05 Apr 2022 22:08:29 No. 5220344 Report Partner: Kammy Koopa (++) (13HP / 16FP)>Moveset:
Anonymous
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>>5220334 >You hug Tayce T. Finally something wholesome.
>Yes, specify x1 TURBO Sluggers
x2 Meteor Meal (+7HP, +2/+2 Regen for 2 turns)
Coco Pop(+3HP, +15FP)
If we get an inventory increase badge, could we carry a portable kitchen with us?
>>5220344 If we give it to Grubba, will we get even more coins? If not give it to TJ.
Anonymous
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>>5220293 Muskular's mom or grandma was the one that died or something right? If we promise Muskular to use our wish to revive her, can he help us get another wish from somewhere, with the bonus of extra SSP now or soon?
Anonymous
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>>5220334 Yes
1 turbo slugger
1 meteor meal
>>5220344 Give it to Troopa Jr.
Anonymous
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>>5220342 >Grubba Okay TJ, hear me out. If we let Grubba sell out, and we make lots of money, we'll upgrade TJ twice.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 06 Apr 2022 15:25:06 No. 5221072 Report Quoted By:
Looks like a slight lean to Troopa Jr. over Grubba.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 06 Apr 2022 16:58:39 No. 5221136 Report "She mostly just taught us Fire Flower and Ice Potato Recipes..." you mumble out loud while you lock up some of your Items in...>Storage: x2 Meteor Meals, TURBO Slugger, Coco Pop >Agree (-162 Coins) >Respectfully Decline >Disrespectfully Decline
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>>5221136 >Agree (-162 Coins) Anonymous
>>5221136 >Agree (-162 Coins) Was it Mario? I fucking hate that guy. No good vandalizing home wrecker.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 06 Apr 2022 18:08:09 No. 5221185 Report Rolled 3 (1d10) >>5221164 They... Prefer not to say...
>-162 Coins >Current: 234 Coins >Sick Sick Sewers secured! Grumbling at first, you remember why you paid these guys in the first place. They'll patrol the Sick Sick Sewers and make sure no surprise troublemakers or prospective Star-hunting tourists pursue you to Shiver Snowfield.
Additionally, you'll have Coin Blocks and Mystery Blocks to crack open once you come back from Shiver Snowfield with...
Skolar, The Star Spirit! You gotta get going if you wanna nab him before anyone else. What if someone else already rescued or captured him? They'll probably be difficult to best.
After dealing with the Goombas, you are ready to hop in the blue pipe. That's when you see it, hiding behind the pipe... A shiny Coin! Har har! It's your lucky day! Make that 235 Coins!
You bend over to pick it up and notice it has a familiar luminescent rainbow hue... Buh! No way! Another Supernova Token! This is way better than running into any of those other jerks you avoided and ducked in Toad Town.
But what do you do with it?
>Finish upgrading Kammy >Finish upgrading Troopa Jr. (upgrade not written yet, but moves and stats are improved further and he learns an additional 2 Actions) >Upgrade Grubba >Hold on to this one, Merluvlee said you'd get a new partner soon, you'll decide then. After deciding and acting on the new Token, you take the pipe to your newest destination in pursuit of unlimited wishes.
You start your snowy journey by...
1 Receiving the Journey Kit from the SSSSS! (Shiver Snowfield Star Spirit Society)
2 Fighting Monstar, an evil star-ghost obsessed with Star Spirits.
3 Facing off with 2 Gulpits and 3 Ice Puffs!
4 Running into a lone White Clubba without his club. Maybe Grubba can speak with him?
5 Destroying or getting destroyed by a rowdy mixed group of Gulpits and White Clubbas.
6 Crossing paths with the powerful wizard, Merle.
7 Meeting a group of Ninji. Rather, they accost you from the shadows.
8 Ravaging a group of Toads after the Star Spirit who thought they could get in your way.
9 Rumbling with 4 Ice Puffs and 4 Frost Piranhas!
10 Falling into a Piranha Patch! Get ready for 3 waves of Frost Piranhas!
Items: x2 TURBO Sluggers, Volt Shroom, Fried Shroom, Fire Pop
(Continuing after Token choice)
Anonymous
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>>5221185 >Upgrade Grubba Grubba can get us more money, which means more money to buy more super Nova tokens.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 06 Apr 2022 18:44:45 No. 5221235 Report Quoted By:
Locking Token vote(s) in 45 minutes then into battle!!!
Anonymous
>>5221185 If it's possible to at some point buy tokens I'll support upgrading Grubba otherwise
>Hold on to this one, Merluvlee said you'd get a new partner soon, you'll decide then. Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 06 Apr 2022 19:20:14 No. 5221273 Report >>5221238 We've been taking a few detours Coin-wise, (thanks for the "tuition", suckers,) but we'll be on the path to 1k Coins in no time, which we can exchange for a juicy Supernova Token in Toad Town and some other shops. Or if you somehow come across 10 Supernova Specks in the field, you can combine them to make a Token anywhere.
Upgrading Grubba won't increase his coin gain ability, but his Sell Out Action may gather untold riches. Shiver Snowfield isn't as desolate as Lavalava Island was.
We'll give the Supernova Token to Grubba.
All of your current team members are upgraded!
Anonymous
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>>5221238 It was mentioned before that supernova tokens are rare, and the ones you can find people will typically sell to you for 1,000 coins, hence why upgrading Grubba so he can use "Sell Out" would give us the most bang for our buck if theres a crowd watching us fight. Alternatively we can still use his passive during combat to collect coins, in addition to using interact actions to steal shit.
>>5221185 Is it not too late to change party dynamic to Bowser, then Grubba, then Kammy? He only needs to be a part of the fight for us to earn coins, so if we KO's we'll just swap him out for TJ.
Anonymous
>>5221273 Oh that's news. I'll make a note of not selling anymore Supernova specks we come across so we can combine them. Dont we currently have one or two right now? I know we sold one a while back.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 06 Apr 2022 19:49:33 No. 5221290 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d3) >>5221277 Skimming the thread with ctrl+f, it looks like you got 1 Speck before reaching Muskular, and exchanged it in Glitzville to bet on yourself. Seems like that was the only one the QM has meagerly given you. *cough*
As for the party formation, since you asked nicely, yes, we can do change it to that configuration. If we want to change it again after this battle, that's doable.
~
As soon as you pop out of the pipe, you bump into giant guards and their snickering little buddies. Was it an ambush, or did you get the drop on them?!!?
1 - Ambush
2 - Ambush, haha
3 - You got the drop on them!
The Gulpits carry rocks with them, both carry a single large rock. Additionally, Gulpit A has 3 small rocks and Gulpit B has 1 small rock. The Ice Puffs bounce in the sky, Flying behind the Gulpits.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 06 Apr 2022 20:17:56 No. 5221324 Report Oh no! They were prepared for people to come out of the pipe!
People must be, like, upsetting the natural balance of the environment, man! Bummer!
A Crowd of Toads in winter gear laugh at you and throw Popcorn at the feet of the Gulpits as they advance.
Gulpit A launches a Small Stone at Grubba's head with 5PWR, dealing 5 damage!
Gulpit B launches a Large Stone at Bowser's head with 7PWR, dealing 5 damage, due to Bowser's DEF2!
Ice Puff A swoops in with a Slam, breaking through Bowser's sturdy Advanced Shell for 2 damage!
Ice Puff B lays low to the ground, still floating but not quite flying. He begins pulsing with blue, frosty energy.
Ice Puff C follows suit with B and performs another Ice Rush!
One of the onlooking Shy Guys in the Crowd throws a snowball at Kammy, dealing 1 ice damage and knocking her off her Witch Broom. She's grounded!
>These enemies are on another level! Don't let them get to you, (+) Squad! Fight back!! (
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Movesets are updated, or just scroll up a bit. Slowly catching up on other stuff, too.)
Items: x2 TURBO Sluggers, Volt Shroom, Fried Shroom, Fire Pop
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush, Charge P (1FP)
Field:
Bowser (18/25 HP)(20 FP)(1/12 BP)(0.5/2 SSP) DEF 2
Grubba (17/22 HP)(11 FP)
Kammy (12/13 HP)(16 FP)
Gulpit A (18 HP)(8/10 FP) DEF1
Gulpit B (18 HP)(7/10 FP) DEF1
Ice Puff A (13 HP)(8 FP) Flying
Ice Puff B (13 HP)(4/8 FP) Ice Rush (1)
Ice Puff C (13 HP)(4/8 FP) Ice Rush (1)
Anonymous
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>>5221324 Bowser: Bowser breath them all. Ice is like, weak against fire or something right?
Grubba: sell out. Go out there and make us some money!
Kammy: wand smack the motherfucker in the crowd that threw that snowball and steal from him.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 06 Apr 2022 20:40:27 No. 5221348 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 3, 2, 2 - 2 = 7 (4d3 - 2) In the cold, cold, white, white, wasteland, you breathe light in the perpetual snowstorm with a burly burst of Bowser Breath!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 06 Apr 2022 20:54:54 No. 5221360 Report All Ice Puffs get fried to a crisp in a marvelously powerful Bowser Breath, and the Crowd drops its popcorn and its jaws in unison!>+Shy Guy Mask! >It's just you, this turn, Your Kingliness, as Grubba Sells Out and Kammy catches up.
Anonymous
>>5221360 Bowser: eat a fried shroom
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:21:56 No. 5221395 Report >>5221368 (Forgot to subtract FP from breath)
Bowser munches down on Tayce T.'s incredible Fried Shroom, juices ooze.
Gulpit A fires his second to last Small Stone for 3 damage.
Gulpit B runs up and Licks you, but can't pierce the bulwark of your shell!!
Kammy huffs and puffs, and finally makes it back to the battlefield. She gets a free Mount Action!
Grubba is still yucking it up with the Crowd, and gets a Super Shroom (+10HP) out of them! "Great, we can get this fried up and feed the fat bastard more of his favorite meal. I mean did you see him suck off his fingers after that last Fried Shroom?" The Crowd is laughing so hard, one falls off the wood fence they were sitting on. Grubba's got them in his pocket.
>Let's show these suckers who's KING!! Bowser (13/25 HP)(18/20 FP)
Kammy (12/13 HP)(16 FP)
Gulpit A (11/18 HP)(3/10 FP) DEF1
Gulpit B (11/18 HP)(5/10 FP) DEF1
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:23:51 No. 5221397 Report Quoted By:
Kammy is Flying again, as well
Anonymous
>>5221395 Bowser: shell strike
Kammy: defense obstacle
Can we eat these guys?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 00:42:03 No. 5221569 Report Rolled 1 + 3 (1d5 + 3) >>5221411 >Can we eat these guys? They have no natural predators, no one has ever cooked one before. So I don't know. We can try, though!
For now, it's a Shell Strike on these goons!
Kammy anticipates their survival, and erects a Blocking Block!
Gulpit A throws a Small Stone and Gulpit B Licks the Block in half! You've successfully warded off their attacks this turn.
>They're below half HP, finish 'em! Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 00:50:16 No. 5221574 Report Rolled 10 (1d10) >>5221569 Items: x2 TURBO Sluggers, Volt Shroom, Fried Shroom, Fire Pop
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush, Charge P (1FP)
Field:
Bowser (13/25 HP)(16/20 FP) DEF2
Grubba (17/22 HP)(8/11 FP)
Kammy (12/13 HP)(11/16 FP) Flying
Gulpit A (7/18 HP)(1/10 FP) DEF1
Gulpit B (7/18 HP)(5/10 FP) DEF1
It's also worth mentioning Grubba is back from selling out! He managed to squeeze a final prize from the Crowd of onlooking Toad provokers. It was:
1 - 10 Coins, c'mon you grubbing grubber!
2-8 - 30 Coins
9 - Iced Potato
10 - Charge Badge (*not the P version)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 00:54:53 No. 5221583 Report Quoted By:
Well, well, well, what a nice bunch of blokes. You got the...>Charge Badge! (2 BP)(Activate 1 FP)
Anonymous
>>5221574 Bowser: bite Gulpit B
Grubba: keep selling out!
Kammy: steal the last rock fromGulput A, make it cry.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 03:02:32 No. 5221683 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 18 - 6 (1d18 - 6) >>5221648 It's a big, king-sized Poison Bite! The Gulpit's hide isn't enough to turn away the Poison!
Unfortunately, due to the nature of the Action, it can only be performed on Gulpit A, in the Front Position.
Grubba goes back to a new Crowd of passers-by to Sell Out. These travelers seem to be a famous troupe of Toad musicians. They ignore him completely this turn! He runs them down, trying to catch up to them. "Wanna play in Glitzville? You'll be stars! What's that? ...You're already stars? Okay, well... Ever have a TURBO Slugger? What's that? You think they're disgusting and demand to know what the meat is made out of?"
Kammy steals the last Small Stone on the battlefield and chucks it at Gulpit B with all of her elderly Koopa might! Gulpit B loses 1HP.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 03:14:31 No. 5221690 Report Crit! Bowser Bites a chunk out of the Gulpit's stomach, killing it and allowing Bowser to learn the effects of eating greasy, raw, cold Gulpit Fat - He instantly gains back 5HP, but loses 5FP! It's so slimy! Why!>Nail this punk!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 03:16:26 No. 5221691 Report Quoted By:
>>5221690 Bowser's ACTUAL Stats after eating the Gulpit Fat
18HP, 10FP
Won't matter too much, looks like you're about to sweep the board and level up!!
Anonymous
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>>5221690 Bowser: attempt to tame the Gulpit as a pet.
Kammy: fug dis shit take a smoke break, maybe get the crowd to cheer for Bowser.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 03:37:35 No. 5221705 Report Bowser tries in vain to tame the Gulpit. >Go at it!
Anonymous
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>>5221705 >They throw a can at his head >and call him a dork THROW THE GULPIT AT THE BAND!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 03:51:45 No. 5221712 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 (1d10) Bowser attempts to lift the massive Gulpit and throw it at the band! It's quite large, he needs a 7 or higher to succeed! If it's lower, the Gulpit will finally come to its senses and flee! You'll be rewarded for the battle but not Gulpit B if this happens!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 04:12:02 No. 5221720 Report Rolled 6 (1d6) The slimy bugger gets away before you could harvest his fat.
The battle is over, and the boy band is visibly thoroughly hampered by your antics, and leave the scene posthaste.
>SP gain: 34, new Total: Lvl. 11, 18SP! Gulpit = 1 x 10SP
Ice Puff = 3 x 8SP
>Other gains: 35 Coins from Sell Out + 33 from battle. Total: 302
Charge Badge
Super Shroom
Bowser is on the precipice of learning a new maneuver, you can feel it.
But for now... Choose your stat boost!
>+5 FP >+3 BP >+5 HP The team is also fully healed!
And there's a lovely new surprise for level eleveners like yourself!
It's the Super Mushroom Mystery Wheel! Say it with me folks, Let's
SPIN!
THAT!
WHEEL!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 04:17:36 No. 5221726 Report Rolled 2 (1d10) Wow-wee, would you look at that, a Supernova Speck worth 1/10th of a Token or 100 Coins, and +25 bonus SP to boot! Things are looking up. (New total: Lvl. 11, 43SP)>Do you alter your Formation before the next fight?
Anonymous
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>>5221720 >+3 BP Oh more SP and a speck. Nice.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5221726 BTW how are we doing on SSP?
Anonymous
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>>5221726 +3BP
>>5221791 >(1.1 SSP) We got enough for a Beef Up! use.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 11:43:03 No. 5221902 Report You now have 4/15 available BP. Would you like to equip any of the following Badges before the fight?>(2) Charge P (Becomes Improved Charge P) >(2) Charge >(2) Double Dip P Badge >(3) Spike Shield >Fight back against this ghastly creep! You can't run! Give him all you got, he's got a ton of HP and FP!!
Anonymous
>>5221902 >(2) Charge P (Becomes Improved Charge P) >(2) Charge Kammy: Swap out with TJ
Grubba: if there's no crowd around, Body Crush. If there is a Crowd, Sell Out.
Bowser: move to the front and tell him bugger off.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 14:06:55 No. 5221974 Report Rolled 7, 5, 3 - 3 = 12 (3d8 - 3) >>5221952 Kammy flies off to nurse her wounds the best she can, and brings Troopa Jr. out to fight! His new form is magnificent. Wings of purple, spike of white, and a sturdy alabaster shell housing his scruffy yellow body. Magical energy crackles from his fingertips.
Grubba, not seeing a single soul in the Crowd to entertain, launches his new Body Slam maneuver! He catapults himself right at Monstar!! (Note that the -3 mod affects the total score, not each individual dice, but Body Slam maxes at 15 damage, so any roll over 18(-3) still deals 15 damage.)
Bowser swaps positions in the Formation with Troopa Jr., putting himself at the front and TJ flying in the back, leaving Grubba to return to the middle after his assault.
You plead with Monstar to give you Skolar or buzz off.
"Sssssssskolar? Nooooo......." It speaks chillingly without opening its mouth. Monstar seems otherwise unfazed by your gambit. "Give me your Sssstar Sssssspiritssss..."
Monstar hits Bowser with the Star Destroyer for 8 damage. He doesn't look tired at all. Probably because he's a ghost... He could do that move all day, provided he has the FP for it!
There is no Crowd to speak of. You were following a tiny path in the forest's belly, engulfed by the snow-whitened trees. Night-time draws near. Monstar begins to sparkle with celestial energy.
Who knows how long Monstar has been hunting you, or rather the Star Spirit Power in your command. It probably came here to find Skolar or has him already, maybe it can explain to you after you defeat it in this duel!
>Defeat it in this duel! Captcha: Items: x2 TURBO Sluggers, Volt Shroom, Fried Shroom, Fire Pop, Super Shroom
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush, Charge P (1FP)
Field:
Bowser (17/25 HP)(20 FP)(?/15 BP)(1.1/2 SSP) DEF2
Grubba (22 HP)(5/11 FP)
Troopa Jr. (18 HP)(9 FP) Top-Spiky, Flying, DEF1
Bench/Reserve:
Kammy (3/13 HP)(16 FP)
Note that you cannot use Items on a benched party member during battle, they must be active.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 14:08:08 No. 5221976 Report Quoted By:
Monstar (68/80 HP)(40/50 FP)
Anonymous
>>5221974 Hmmm. Hes a ghost so I dont know if Royal Tantrum Stamp will work.
Bowser: Bite
Grubba: super club
TJ: shell Bonk
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 15:10:10 No. 5222013 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 9 - 6 (1d18 - 6) >>5221985 >>5221987 (Societal-Elite Paroxysm Foot-Movements would work on Monstar, as he's floating and not technically flying. Ghosts are known to become Invisible, though, so watch out for that!)
You crankily stomp up and take a Poison Bite out of crime! Burp! It's filling, but tasty!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 15:11:50 No. 5222015 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d8 + 1) Hey, what kind of ghost becomes Poisoned??
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 15:20:36 No. 5222022 Report Rolled 1 + 2 (1d4 + 2) Not done yet, TJ rounds out the party's turn by smelting into Monstar with a Shellbonk! Taste the pain, miniboss!>
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 15:23:55 No. 5222025 Report Badges which are also equipped, lols: Charge P (again), Charge (Activate - 1FP)
Anonymous
>>5222025 Bowser: bowser breath. It could be weak against fire.
Grubba: go look for something useful
TJ: call Monstar an ugly marshmallow and Brace for talking shit.
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 19:50:04 No. 5222209 Report Rolled 1, 3, 2, 3 - 2 = 7 (4d3 - 2) It's a Bowser Breath! Orange flames mix funkily with the dark green trees, visceral purples and shifting white. It deals normal damage. >Quit playing with your food, he's not getting any softer!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 19:52:18 No. 5222212 Report Quoted By:
Bowser (2/25 HP)(15/20 FP)(0/15 BP)(1.3/2 SSP) DEF2, Danger
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5222209 Bowser: bite
Grubba: Super Club the ghost
Troopa: feed bowser a TURBO Slugger
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 20:29:27 No. 5222235 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5 - 6 (1d18 - 6) Bowser does another Poison Bite on his aggressor!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 20:31:26 No. 5222237 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 8 + 1 (1d8 + 1) Monstar phases out, having predicted another bite! It's a big miss!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 20:39:49 No. 5222243 Report Crit! 0.1 SSP boost!>Keep prepping for a big attack next turn!
Anonymous
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>>5222243 >Bowser - ask Monstar if he's ever seen Lady Bow in the buff, and that you can hook him up >Grubba - charge >TJ - rest Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5222243 Bowser: charge
Grubba: charge
Troopa Jr.: charge
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 23:10:50 No. 5222375 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d2) finner roll a tiebreaker for these equally good votes
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Thu 07 Apr 2022 23:37:31 No. 5222395 Report The whole team Charges up!>Let's beat up this punk-ass Monstar! Get him while he's weak and you're strong!!
Anonymous
>>5222395 Time to finish it!
Bowser: poison bite!
Grubba: super club!
TJ: shellbonk!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:17:00 No. 5222513 Report Rolled 16 + 1 (1d18 + 1) It's an all star finale of only the most brutal, bone-crushing maneuvers your team knows! Bowser's Hyper Charge and Monstar's Off-Guard guarantees 3 turns of Poison and a damage range of 2-19 this turn for this Poison Bite!
Anonymous
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>>5222413 >Bowser - poison bite >Grubba - Club >TJ - shellbonk Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:21:48 No. 5222517 Report Rolled 3 + 6 (1d8 + 6) >>5222513 It's a sickening blow! This is as good as over!
Grubba follows up with his Super Club, (starts with a +1 mod, gets another +1 from Off-Guard/DEF -1 on Monstar, and a +4 from the Improved Charge)
It's a celestial slobber-knocker!
Troopa Jr. leaps high with an Improved Charge Shellbonk!
...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:26:01 No. 5222519 Report Rolled 4 + 6 (1d4 + 6) Troopa Jr. reeeeeees as loud as he can mid-flight...
Anonymous
>>5222519 >>5222517 >>5222513 >39-17-9-10 >3 - 3 poison damage Holy shit
Anonymous
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>>5222520 I cant believe Monstar is fuckin ded
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:45:56 No. 5222526 Report Rolled 3, 6, 3, 2, 6, 1, 2, 3, 5, 2, 2, 4, 1, 5, 6, 1, 1, 5, 6, 2, 3, 2, 2, 3, 6 = 82 (25d6) Monstar suffers one more damage from Poison and unleashes what may be his final attack, the Monstar Mash! He assaults every party member insanely quick!
Anonymous
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>>5222526 Get rotated idiot.
Anonymous
>>5222526 Reminds me of this
Anonymous
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>>5222526 Bowser is dented, Grubba is critical, and TJ is dried shroom.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 08 Apr 2022 04:06:19 No. 5222560 Report Quoted By:
>>5222531 funny because >>5222520 reminds me of ffx battle cutscreens
~
Bowser: -4HP
Grubba: -5HP
TJ: -3HP
Despite your partners being in dangerous, everyone survives!
>Simulating rest of battle as Monstar has 2 HP >You trounce him! >SP gain: 40 (New Total: 83SP) >Other gains: 56 Coins, Fire Flower You walk up to and stand over the defeated Monstar...
(Continuing soon)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 08 Apr 2022 06:19:19 No. 5222654 Report Quoted By:
You rip into Monstar with all you've got, and finish him off with a good ol' Jump!>Quick Change Badge! (Equip: 7BP)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 08 Apr 2022 06:22:19 No. 5222656 Report The trees thin out as you wind up Shiver Mountain to what must be the mysterious Palace of Iridescence. Yes, Skolar must be inside there!!>This is your opportunity to swap Badges, use Items, and change your Formation. Write all that in now and it will have taken effect before your next encounter. After this encounter, we enter... The Palace... (Of Iridescence).
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:j4G1tHPG Fri 08 Apr 2022 06:29:09 No. 5222660 Report Quoted By:
Also unequipped: (2BP) Double Dip P
Anonymous
Rolled 2 (1d4) >>5222656 Can we use a rest action to recover HP and FP?
Equip the shy guy mask to Kammy.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 08 Apr 2022 14:08:44 No. 5222866 Report >>5222666 Can't Rest! Gotta make it to Skolar!!!
Feel free to use Items though.
Rolling/continuing soon
Anonymous
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>>5222866 Eh, use the super shroom on Kammy, but keep her in reserves for now.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 08 Apr 2022 17:41:03 No. 5223039 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 (1d4) Kammy heals to full HP with a Super Shrooom, and attempts to equip the Shy Guy Mask...
It's a perfect fit! She still needs the Shy Guy Robes to successfully infiltrate their ranks (should you want to do that, which, let's face it, you do). She does look really spooky now, though! Other than Troopa Jr.'s inherent cuteness, you look like a pretty bad gang right now!! Hrah hah!
>Feel free to give your party a name. Grubba suggests Stank Fools, as was your moniker in the Glitz Pit. The quadfecta marches onwards to the gigantic palacial doors, until they wind up randomly... (1d4 rolling for
>>5222656 )
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 08 Apr 2022 17:47:46 No. 5223042 Report Rolled 8, 10 = 18 (2d10) You walk a path right to the doors, not understanding there is a pitfall trap hidden under the snow!>Let's fight our way inside the mythical Palace of Iridescence!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 08 Apr 2022 17:56:17 No. 5223050 Report Drats!! One of the Frost Piranhas' Icy Snips left you Frozen to the core for 1 turn!!>Choose an Action for Grubba (who is all out of FP!), then TJ (who is in Peril!)!! Beat these creeps and reach your next level up!!
Anonymous
>>5223042 >4 Falling into a Piranha Patch! Get ready for 3 waves of Frost Piranhas! It's an Ambush! >3 waves Uh oh
Bowser: chill out
Grubba: Super Snooze
Troopa Jr.: force feed Bowser the volt shroom. Tell all the Frost Piranhas that Bowser really doesnt like them, and that he loves to Shell Strike baby piranha plants for fun.
Anonymous
>>5223050 Oh, right, he has no FP, and you need at least 1 FP to use Super Snooze
Bowser: chill out
Grubba: look around for something useful
Troopa Jr.: force feed Bowser the volt shroom. Tell all the Frost Piranhas that Bowser really doesnt like them, and that he loves to Shell Strike baby piranha plants for fun.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 08 Apr 2022 18:08:45 No. 5223059 Report >>5223054 >>5223051 Something like "look around for something useful" would fall into the "Interact" Action, which also costs 1FP, unfortunately. It looks like his best bet is to use a normal Rest or use an Item or even Defend or Swap. He's limited, since he's an expert at promoting and profiting off of fights, but a near novice in doing the actual dirty work. He's not entirely useless, and definitely not weak, though! Especially when he's got a juicy flow of FP, which he of course is lacking right now. Big boys need a little more energy to get bigger things done, that's all.
Continuing in ~1hr.
Bowser is chilling out.
Anonymous
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>>5223059 That's a good point. Maybe it's for the best that we swap him out for Kammy.
Anonymous
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>>5223050 Swab Grubba for Kammy, have Jr use Flame Blast
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 08 Apr 2022 23:03:01 No. 5223261 Report Rolled 1 (1d2) (QM took the Coins you gave him for loan payments, and bought a full Usable Items Inventory of Booze, used them all with the unheard-of Deca-Dip Badge, and got hit with the Sleep status effect for 4 turns. But now I have full FP. Let's-a-go!)
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 08 Apr 2022 23:16:08 No. 5223271 Report Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d10) You ice block shatters as Frozen ends, giving you 1 damage as you fall to the ground shaking and shivering.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 08 Apr 2022 23:22:24 No. 5223278 Report >>5223266 No, fuck off, it's mine!
>>5223271 The team avoids being Frozen... Except the frostbitten Troopa Jr.
It's down to three and you have no revive option(s). And it's just the first wave of Frost Piranhas.
There's no way to Flee a situation like this, it's a 10% chance, and they'll definitely nip some Coins or maybe even a Badge off of you while you run.
>But you don't want to flee, you want to fight, fight, fight! Usable: TURBO Slugger, Fire Pop, Fire Flower
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush, Improved Charge P (1FP), Charge (1FP)
Field:
Bowser (5/25 HP)(18/20 FP)(0/15 BP)(1.9/2 SSP) DEF2, Danger, Electrified (2)
Grubba (3/22 HP)(0/11 FP) Danger
Kammy (13 HP)(16 FP) Flying
Frost Piranha A (16/17HP)(6FP) Top-Spiky
Frost Piranha B (16/17HP)(6FP) Top-Spiky
Frost Piranha C (17HP)(3/6FP) Top-Spiky
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:hFRpizLK Fri 08 Apr 2022 23:40:28 No. 5223292 Report Quoted By:
Bowser's HP is 4, I calculated the Slurry Flurry but not the Frozen damage.
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>>5223278 Bowser: bowser breath
Grubba: feed bowsee a slugger
Kammy: magic roulette
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:vpb1NFmH Sat 09 Apr 2022 01:13:48 No. 5223356 Report Rolled 3, 1, 1, 2 - 2 = 5 (4d3 - 2) You've got a quick fix for these frosty freaks. Double damage in the form of a fiery Bowser Breath!! Suck on this, Piranha patch!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:XsYk7dKv Sat 09 Apr 2022 01:35:03 No. 5223376 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d6) >>5223356 It's hard to manage your breathing in this environment, but you still take 10 HP out of 6 Piranhas! They're in trouble, now!
Grubba takes his hometown favorite nosh, the TURBO Slugger, and pre-chews it before sliming it down your throat, like a baby bird! You're fully healed and Hyper Charged!!!!! Oh yeah!!!! Thanks, buddy!
Kammy tops it off by boosting the Electrified, Hyper Charged Koopa King even further with a Magic Roulette!!! Taste the pain!!!
(Continuing slowly as I eat deener)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 09 Apr 2022 03:21:23 No. 5223448 Report Current status effects on Bowser: Hyper, Regen, Invis and Electrified, all for 2 turns.>BLAST THESE BOZOS!!! You've gotta stay undefeated!!! Don't let them comb over your Coins, Items, and Badges!!! Don't forget, there's a 3rd and final wave coming, too!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 09 Apr 2022 03:24:25 No. 5223452 Report Quoted By:
Ignore the "all for 2 turns" clause, that was shorthand to help me remember which effects were active. I'm phoneposting like an absolute degenerate right now. I believe last post was processed properly and is accurate.
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>>5223448 >Bowser - tantrum stamp >Kammy - summon obstacle What's inside this trapdoor anyway? Icicles on the roof or anything?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 09 Apr 2022 04:15:22 No. 5223485 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 3, 3, 7 = 16 (4d10) The trapdoor led to the Piranha Patch.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 09 Apr 2022 04:54:37 No. 5223508 Report Rolled 6, 2, 5, 4 + 4 = 21 (4d6 + 4) Kammy resists being Frozen!>Defeat the final wave!! Earn that level up! You're no longer untouchable; but you're at full HP, FP and SSP; and this next hit is still Hyper Charged! Bowser Breath is on Cooldown for 1 more turn!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 09 Apr 2022 04:55:56 No. 5223510 Report (Every Frost Piranha loses 33 HP)
Anonymous
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>>5223508 Lol
Fuck the coins, we've got our sewer security running shakedown. Half our team is dead, and Kammy is fried shroom.
>Bowser - tantrum stamp >Kammy - rest Anonymous
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>>5223510 >(Every Frost Piranha loses 33 HP) Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 09 Apr 2022 05:38:09 No. 5223540 Report Quoted By:
Drunk post, 50/50 chance to revoke this: fuck it, TURBO Sluggers are TURBO Sluggers. Hyper Charge is Hyper Charge for a reason. Just... Fuck it, man, leave the stats alone.
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>>5223508 Bowser: fuck the QM, Tantrum Stamp
Kammy: mummify
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 09 Apr 2022 15:29:29 No. 5223847 Report Rolled 2, 4, 6, 2 + 4 = 18 (4d6 + 4) It's another massive Tantrum Stamp!! >+54SP! (Current: Lvl. 12, 37 SP) >+34 Coins! (Current: 392 Coins) LET'S! SPIN! THAT! WHEEL! >25 --> 30 HP >20 --> 25 FP >15 --> 18 BP >Sky Piledriver Bomb (7FP) >Literally knock down the doors of the palace. >Try to scale the walls somehow or look for a window. >Follow the secret passageway you noticed in the subterranean Piranha patch. >Write in - ??? >Change Formation? Change Badges? (No use in using Items now.)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 09 Apr 2022 15:31:47 No. 5223848 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5 (1d6) (Frost Piranhas G, H and I take 30 damage each har har har)
Spinning the Super Mushroom Mystery Wheel... Now! (
>>5217815 )
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 09 Apr 2022 15:33:34 No. 5223849 Report Quoted By:
What luck! A Life Shroom!!
Anonymous
>>5223847 >BP >Follow the secret passageway you noticed in the subterranean Piranha patch. >keep formation as is Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 09 Apr 2022 20:41:34 No. 5224203 Report It's a BP boost! Badge Points have increased by 3! We'll go ahead and equip the Double Dip P Badge while you have the available points. Feel free to take it off or switch it out whenever, but for now, enjoy party wide Double Dipping. Just don't swap too much spit! That's how you get herpes.>Call out the entirety of this wicked cabal and trounce them now! >Stand by and listen, wait to see where the leaders go after they speak. >Make a diversion (???) >Barge in and ask them why they didn't invite you to do evil stuff together! >Go back the way you came. There's too many to handle, you'll choose another way to get in (what?) >Write in - ???
Anonymous
>>5224203 .....how much SP would we get if we Royal Tantrum Stamped all of them in an ambush?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 09 Apr 2022 21:42:04 No. 5224273 Report >>5224256 Since you've got over a third of a level already, a momentous showdown like this would certainly take you straight to the next level up, and who knows what kind of wacky Items or Badges they might cough up if you trounce them hard enough! Not to mention the heft of the Coin purses these guys must have...
That being said, such a foolhardy attempt may end up handing you your first loss, and who knows what they may rummage from you if all 4 of you get K.O.'d?
What will Young Bowser, Lord of Koopas, Kidnapper of Princesses, do in this situation?
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>>5224273 >what do Cheat. Preempt Charge action + Kammy's magic Roulette.
Spam it til you make it baby.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 09 Apr 2022 22:03:22 No. 5224298 Report Rolled 3 (1d8) You take the bold and brave route: Cheating.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 09 Apr 2022 22:07:42 No. 5224305 Report Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d6) (assuming team structure since Kammy was on bench, so we'll say that Grubba is Active now in the middle position and TJ is Benched.
Anonymous
>>5224298 >>5224305 >huge= double D's >+1 DEF and ATK Bowser: T-t-t-tantrum Stamp!
Grubba: Super Club anyone alive, if anyone is still alive
Kammy: Magic Roulette again for the lolz. Damn your job is easy.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 09 Apr 2022 22:36:49 No. 5224340 Report They rightly fear you, as you are now Huge!! Good thing you jumped through the doorframe into this vault, because you would've have been able to squeeze through it now!>What were those Actions, again??
Anonymous
>>5224331 This
>>5224340 But changing vote a bit
Jerry is a a bigger bomb boi right? Can Grubba instead of clubbaing, can he pick up Jerry and throw him at Lord Crump?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:/ytmOobK Sat 09 Apr 2022 22:53:07 No. 5224356 Report Quoted By:
>>5224352 It's doable, but an explosion is not guaranteed! With his Improved Charge, it'll be a formidable attack nonetheless.
Continuing in several hours or perhaps tomorrow, take your time.
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>>5224352 Following yours
Let's keep the pace up until we can get Bowser using the Sky Piledriver on Sir Chodus
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:01:06 No. 5224880 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 + 6 (1d16 + 6) It's a mofo Kingly Tantrum Stamp! And it deals (1d16+6)x2 damage! All the player-haters better watch tf out! Especially weak old men like E. Gadd!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:17:27 No. 5224903 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5 (1d5) You stomp so fuckin weakly, it's an embarrassment. Your ankle is surely sprained now! Just play it off tough, Bowser, like you always do... It's not your fault, though! Your Huge weight threw you off and made it difficult to maneuver! You still smack a nasty 14 damage on everyone like it was an accident, however. Disgusting power. The all-star cast of enemy Bosses endure the attack anyway.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:22:22 No. 5224915 Report Rolled 7 + 4 (1d10 + 4) Although Bob-ombs are immune to - and even enjoy - their own confusion, it still inflicts damage on anybody to close to the blast...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:24:13 No. 5224916 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d6) Magic Roulette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:38:33 No. 5224923 Report Quoted By:
>>5224915 confusion* = *explosion
that's what I get for phoneposting
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:47:38 No. 5224929 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 2, 6 = 10 (3d6) You become Electrified for 2 turns and extend your Huge status for 1 more turn!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:51:08 No. 5224933 Report Rolled 8 + 1 (1d8 + 1) After Jerry uses Explode on you; for 0 FP, Luigi comes up with a big Improved Jump!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sun 10 Apr 2022 04:52:41 No. 5224934 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 (1d6) Luigi manages to crit on you with a Jump, even though you are Huge!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sun 10 Apr 2022 05:03:58 No. 5224944 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 7 (1d10) Lord Crump pretends like he did a really good job, but you barely felt his attack, only losing 1 HP!! You're hanging in there!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sun 10 Apr 2022 05:13:06 No. 5224949 Report For a third time this thread, I lose my update, "surely I won't click Esc in any way this time"
Anonymous
>>5224949 Well we've got 3 X-naut PhDs on top of Team Faggot Force
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sun 10 Apr 2022 05:45:24 No. 5224971 Report >>5224954 Indeed. A most astute observation. Don't allow the Stank Fools to be bested by Team Faggot Force!!
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sincerely forgot a few of the flavor-text-type stuff, sorry. You can't Flee, and you refuse to K.O. here! Don't let them take you, destroy them!! For glory!!! For plunder!!
>It's time to fight with all you've got! Pure brawn!! Or pure brain?? Or the perfect balance of both?! Usable: Fire Pop (-1HP, +20FP to one character), Fire Flower (Deals 3 fire damage to all enemies), Life Shroom (Revives a partner, with 10HP)
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Double Dip P (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush, Improved Charge P (1FP), Charge (1FP)
Field:
Bowser (8/25 HP)(14/20 FP)(1/18 BP)(2 SSP) DEF2, DEF & PWR +1 (1), Huge (2), Electrified (2)
Grubba (22 HP)(9/11 FP)
Kammy (13 HP)(10/16 FP) Flying
Reserve: Full stat Troopa Jr.
Jerry (21/30HP)(15/20FP)
Luigi (31/40HP)(30FP)
Lord Crump (36/50HP)(30FP) DEF1
E. Gadd (6/15HP)(42/50FP)
Sir Grodus (80/100HP)(90/100FP) DEF 5, Deathproof
Anonymous
>>5224971 >Bowser - skypile drive on Luigi Fuck that guy
>Grubba - charge >Kammy - summon defense block Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5224981 >>5224978 >>5224971 While we're piledriving Luigi, talk shit to him about how much better Mario is at everything. PhD, has the girlfriend who acknowledges him, takes the lead in all his games. Even Wario has his own thing. Luigi gets sent to a creepy mansion to get molested by his uncle. Also we banged Daisy.
Anonymous
>>5224933 >Electrified - Counters melee/physical attacks and deals 1 electrical damage. Isn't Luigi's jump countered in addition to him taking damage? First you take my money, not you think you're slick? I'm on to you. Same goes for everyone else trying to jump on Bowser.
>>5224971 Bowser: tantrum stamp
Grubba: life shroom bowser, and use a fire flower
Kammy: defending block
Since Jerry is the exploding guy, hes arguably the most dangerous since her can bypass defende with his explosions. Summoning a wall should deal with his first attack.
>>5224978 >>5224981 Why not tantrum stamp so we can damage all of them?
Anonymous
>>5225020 We Crit failed? If our ankle isn't twisted then yeah let's stamp. QM is there a penalty for the Nat 1?
Anonymous
>>5225023 >You stomp so fuckin weakly, it's an embarrassment. Your ankle is surely sprained now! Just play it off tough, Bowser, like you always do... It's not your fault, though! Your Huge weight threw you off and made it difficult to maneuver! You still smack a nasty 14 damage on everyone like it was an accident, however. Disgusting power. The all-star cast of enemy Bosses endure the attack anyway. We did not crit failed. Crit failing implies there was a consequence to rolling low, to which there was none. We thematically sprained our ankle, but otherwise we're fine. We just lucked out and rolled low is all.
Still not sure what to do with Grubba. Maybe we can have him steal an orange potion from one of those weak scientist dudes?
Anonymous
>>5225023 >>5224981 Oh shit hey you guys remember that love arrow power we picked up?
>X-Naut PhD (12/12HP)(12/12FP) Next turn or the turns after when Bowser's hugeness wears off, and hes not down, what say we use a Love Arrow on a X-Naut PhD? Free potions amerite? Assume Bowser doesnt kill the three of them with his stompies. Hes got I think around a 60-70% of insta killing the dudes, but it's not a guarantee.
Anonymous
>>5225024 That's a good plan. Might as well do that and stamp while we still have size. We're going to need more items to heal big Bowz. I want Grubba to charge, but we could make him focus on Luigi's uncle. A club or a steal.
Anonymous
>>5225026 Wait until the X-nauts get here before using love arrow
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>>5225027 Yeah, Stealing from E. Gadd should net us some loot, plus it would be more effective to club twice instead of charging and then clubbing on the next round. Clubbing twice is (1d8)+1 x 2 and Pierce 5 for 2FP, while charging then clubbing is (1d8)+5, Pierce 5. It's just better that way until we get one more Charge P badge.
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>>5225030 >(Takes 1 turn to arrive) Yup you right. They're not here yet. Thank GOD for that. Maybe after this turn, Grubba can use a potion to heal Bowser, then possibly use the fire flower. Hes got the FP to do it.
Anonymous
>>5225020 >Electrified Luigi has the Electro-Stomp Badge, and Lord Crump is wearing Rubber Boots, so they both ignore...
ahh fuck, re-writing
>>5225023 Just the low damage. Might wanna take it easy on that ankle, though, champ.
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I'm taking a break as you can tell. There may or may not be a post tonight.
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>>5225602 No worries. Thanks for running QM
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Tue 12 Apr 2022 23:47:50 No. 5227796 Report Quoted By:
For the sake of both brevity and transparency, here are the corrections I made, please let me know if you take issue:
-Restored the 7 damage done to Bowser by Luigi (9-3=6) and Crump (4-3=1).
-Dealt 1 damage to Luigi and Crump for daring to Jump on you while Electrified
-Realized I made another mistake on Tantrum Stamp, but since I'm a fuckhead, I'll just not correct the mistake this time, but also pledge not to make the mistake again going forward. I'm not known for making mistakes, just look at my stellar track record in this thread.
>>5224993 big laffs and now officially TURBO canon
Processing turn now...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Wed 13 Apr 2022 00:03:59 No. 5227809 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d32 + 5) You scoff at Luigi's useless attempt to Jump on you. You're huge, and that puny cuckold uncle-fucker thinks he can best you since he teamed up with a bunch of masked losers? You tell him all about how you ran a train on Daisy back in '08 during the Olympics with Shadow the Hedgehog and Myles Prower.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Wed 13 Apr 2022 00:11:42 No. 5227820 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d6) Jerry gets blasted straight into the ground, a smoldering crater left in the wake of your Sky Piledriver Bomb.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Wed 13 Apr 2022 00:17:48 No. 5227829 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5 (1d8) The X-Naut goons in the Crowd are joined by the Palace's natural host of Boos, and all of them laugh at Grubba's inability to thieve! An edgy boo throws a rock at him, but misses.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Wed 13 Apr 2022 00:21:07 No. 5227835 Report Shit, small intermission while I make dinner
Anonymous
>>5227835 Busty
Bowser
Bussy
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Wed 13 Apr 2022 02:24:52 No. 5228022 Report Quoted By:
>>5227908 No, I had homemade french bread pizza and a fresh side salad, it was very nutritious.
(Continuing within an hour or two)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Wed 13 Apr 2022 05:02:59 No. 5228186 Report Quoted By:
hooooly fuuuuck i'm a bad QM. mostly because of the nature of this not being an in-person session. sorry fellas, check in tomorrow morning for the next update
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:24:06 No. 5228550 Report Rolled 4 (1d7) Sir Grodus laughs and raises his golden techno-staff!! Who knows what arcane powers he commands?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:28:14 No. 5228555 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d3) Time warps and slows in an orb around...aw shit I skipped E. Gadd
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Wed 13 Apr 2022 16:40:46 No. 5228573 Report Quoted By:
E. Gadd really makes you regret poking the bear and facing all five of these foes at once!>Pick an Action for Shrunken Grubba and the Stank Hag Kammy! You can still turn this around somehow!!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Wed 13 Apr 2022 17:05:10 No. 5228599 Report (Realized Jerry couldn't possibly have Hyper Charged himself, because you Paralyzed him for 1 turn with that S.P.B.! He's no longer Paralyzed, though. He is, however, in Danger!)
Anonymous
>>5228599 >(E)~~~~>Pretty Lucky Badge! (Equip: 3 BP) >Enemies occasionally miss Bowser for no reason at all! The longer a battle goes on, the more likely this effect becomes. Works you stupid badge!
Grubba, pick up Jerry and throw him at the new X-Naut PhD's.
Kammy: Conjure Obstacle
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 00:29:23 No. 5229024 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d8) >>5228640 >The longer a battle goes on It's only been two turns!
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Grubba hefts up Jerry the Cherry Bob-Omb and launches him at the PhD's!!
They scramble around but gently bonk heads and knock each other over like 3 X-Stooges!
The cherry-red ordnance whistles as it falls...
roll 1: power
1 Jerry fights back, and he slips right out of Grubba's grubby hands! Drats, it's a Miss!
2 1
3 2
4 3
5 4
6 5
7 6
8 Jerry explodes and dies, and damages all PhD's and Sir Grodus for 5!
roll 2: target
1 Jerry flings his feet around mid-flight, throwing off your trajectory and landing a perfect mount! Drats, it's a Miss!
2 PhD A
3 PhD B
4 PhD C
5 PhD A
6 PhD B
7 PhD C
8 Jerry explodes and dies, and damages all PhD's and Sir Grodus for 5!
Kammy uses the last of her FP to Conjure Obstacle (unspecified, assuming Blocking Block)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 00:36:11 No. 5229026 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 7 (1d8) Grubba gives a little pussy toss to PhD A in the middle of the group. Jerry lightly bonks into him, tickling both combatants for -1HP.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 00:50:45 No. 5229034 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d10) The fireball roasts the weak material of the Yellow Block and causes the blinking obstacle to crumble to ash and screws.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 00:53:02 No. 5229035 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d7) Two X-Novices hut-tut in front of Jerry, ready to fight! More realistically, ready to be turned to fodder!!
Sir Grodus, content with the work of his minions, continues to help them keep trouncing you!! He hit you with the powers of the Grody Staff again!
>>5228550 Who knows what may come?!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:00:35 No. 5229044 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 (1d6) Grodus's staff spews flames on your party, Burning you all for 1 damage!! >Our only hope is to fight! >Calculating...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 01:12:28 No. 5229059 Report Oh man, maybe if you could just pick them off one by one, you could work on the bigger baddies! Right now you've got your hands just about full! >Do something! Grubba, then Kammy. Bowser is still stuck in time until next turn.
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>>5229059 Grubba: SPEED!
Kammy: Steal Sir Grodus magic ass stick and use it.
Anonymous
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>>5229059 Grubba: fire pop on Kammy
Kammy: Self preservation
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 15:00:35 No. 5229552 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d8 + 1) While it's tempting to have Grubba perform a Freak Out, Kammy will be left with no FP to perform... Pretty much anything!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 15:10:48 No. 5229558 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 3, 3, 1, 3, 3, 2, 1, 1 + 1 = 19 (9d3 + 1) Your shell couldn't help you at all for explosion damage, but it will help you against Luigi's...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 15:12:49 No. 5229560 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5 (1d6) Crump looks to prove himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 15:21:05 No. 5229569 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1) He startles you with a sturdy 3 damage! Ow!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 15:47:01 No. 5229591 Report Quoted By:
That old man knows how to make a suitable case for his strength with a suitcase!! It deals you 2 damage!! >Your eyes are weary. Your enemies outnumber you 3 to 1 right now. But their leader has arrogantly left you to the devices of his minions... You can't give up now!! Shred these guys!! You are King Koopa, make them hear your roar!! Loose your brutality!! Bowser, then Grubba, then Kammy!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 16:01:53 No. 5229600 Report >>5229059 Grubba is no longer suffering from being Shrunk! Just you, Your Shrunkenness.
You've got some fodder weaker than a Yellow Block in front of you, but there's two of them. Those X-Novices intend to protect their superiors, but they don't stand a chance against a King's multi-target attack. Do they? You're in a strange limbo between a power boost and a power cut! Make the best of the situation, before the group K.O.'s you!!
Afraid of Luigi's Poltergust, many of the Boos in the audience have ran away. Many X-Nauts also leave or flat-out fall asleep in their chairs in the Crowd since Grodus left. There are still plenty of reinforcements Crump or even other X-Nauts to call on, though. Be wary, and...
>Trounce 'em all! Bowser (1/25 HP)(7/20 FP)(2 SSP) DEF2, Peril + Mega Rush (+5PWR), Shrunk - Half PWR (2)
Grubba (6/22 HP)(7/11 FP)
Kammy (8/13 HP)(12/16 FP) Flying
Reserve: Full stat Troopa Jr.
X-Novice A (4HP)(2FP)
X-Novice B (4HP)(2FP)
Jerry (17/30HP)(20FP)
Luigi (35/40HP)(16/30FP)
Lord Crump (50HP)(25/30FP) DEF1
E. Gadd (11/15HP)(22/50FP)
X-Naut PhD A (12HP)(6/12FP)
X-Naut PhD B (12HP)(6/12FP)
X-Naut PhD C (12HP)(6/12FP)
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>>5229600 Bowser Tiny King Tantrum Stamp
Grubba Body Crush Luigi
Kammy Magic roulette
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 22:34:48 No. 5230056 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 2, 3, 4 + 5 = 15 (4d4 + 5) Let's see them stop the infantile rage of a wittle bitty king tantwum stawmp!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 22:38:51 No. 5230062 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 1, 1 - 3 = 1 (3d8 - 3) Your stamps grow stronger with each loosening of your leg as your Shrunken status begins to loosen up...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 22:43:40 No. 5230067 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d6) It's... Aw, Spirits, man, it's fucking pathetic. What the hell, Grubba?!?!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 22:52:40 No. 5230074 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6 (1d6) Kammy manages to give Bowser Regen, which is pretty cool, but the Huge effect counter-acts the Shrink and returns him to normal size and PWR!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 23:11:36 No. 5230090 Report Quoted By:
Lord Crump makes himself undeniably useful and K.O.'s the party leader!!
The Crowd lets out a cheer, waking some of the sleeping X-Novices and bringing back in some of the Elites and PhDs to watch again.
One brave X-Novice skedaddles up to the stage and throws a bucket of water on Kammy, reducing her FP by 1!!
Troopa Jr. jumps up from the bench, ready to take and dish out some punishment!!
It starts with PhD A's Yellow Potion, hitting the whole squad for 4 unblockable damage!!!
The remaining PhD's attempt to burn down Troopa, but he endures the 6 damage without becoming Burned!
>It's your turn again. King down. You eye your inventory and the field, which TJ leads in Bowser's stead. How do you proceed?? Mind your FP. Movesets:
https://pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: Fire Flower, Life Shroom
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Double Dip P (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush, Improved Charge P (1FP), Charge (1FP)
Field:
Troopa Jr. (8/18HP)(9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky
Grubba (6/22 HP)(1/11 FP)
Kammy (8/13 HP)(9/16 FP) Flying
Bench: Bowser (K.O.)
Jerry (15/30HP)(20FP)
Luigi (32/40HP)(11/30FP)
Lord Crump (48/50HP)(25/30FP) DEF1
E. Gadd (9/15HP)(14/50FP)
X-Naut PhD A (10/12HP)(3/12FP)
X-Naut PhD B (10/12HP)(3/12FP)
X-Naut PhD C (10/12HP)(3/12FP)
There's no shame in losing to such overwhelming force. The shame comes when they loot your unconscious body, and, of course, when the self-doubt and the doubt of your loved ones set in.
Don't worry, though, that other witch lady back in Toad Town said you'd be finding another buddy soon. You bet if you had just one more partner, there'd be no question who wins this fight!
But as for now, you've got a challenge on your hands... Do your best! You might still come out on top!
Valor is rewarded, and cowardice encouraged only by your enemies!
Take as many as you can with you!! Unleash Troopa Jr.'s rage!!
Show 'em whatcha got and trounce who you can!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Thu 14 Apr 2022 23:13:53 No. 5230093 Report Lord Crump makes himself undeniably useful and K.O.'s the party leader!!
The Crowd lets out a cheer, waking some of the sleeping X-Novices and bringing back in some of the Elites and PhDs to watch again.
One brave X-Novice skedaddles up to the stage and throws a bucket of water on Kammy, reducing her FP by 1!!
Troopa Jr. jumps up from the bench, ready to take and dish out some punishment!!
It starts with PhD A's Yellow Potion, hitting the whole squad for 4 unblockable damage!!!
The remaining PhD's attempt to burn down Troopa, but he endures the 6 damage without becoming Burned!
>It's your turn again. King down. You eye your inventory and the field, which TJ leads in Bowser's stead. How do you proceed?? Mind your FP. Movesets:
https://pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: Fire Flower, Life Shroom
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Double Dip P (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush, Improved Charge P (1FP), Charge (1FP)
Field:
Troopa Jr. (8/18HP)(9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky
Grubba (2/22 HP)(1/11 FP) Danger
Kammy (4/13 HP)(8/16 FP) Flying, Danger
Bench: Bowser (K.O.)
Jerry (15/30HP)(20FP)
Luigi (32/40HP)(11/30FP)
Lord Crump (48/50HP)(25/30FP) DEF1
E. Gadd (9/15HP)(14/50FP)
X-Naut PhD A (10/12HP)(3/12FP)
X-Naut PhD B (10/12HP)(3/12FP)
X-Naut PhD C (10/12HP)(3/12FP)
There's no shame in losing to such overwhelming force. The shame comes when they loot your unconscious body, and, of course, when the self-doubt and the doubt of your loved ones set in.
Don't worry, though, that other witch lady back in Toad Town said you'd be finding another buddy soon. You bet if you had just one more partner, there'd be no question who wins this fight!
But as for now, you've got a challenge on your hands... Do your best! You might still come out on top!
Valor is rewarded, and cowardice encouraged only by your enemies!
Take as many as you can with you!! Unleash Troopa Jr.'s rage!!
Show 'em whatcha got and trounce who you can!
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>>5230093 TJ Lightning Blast
Grubba Just club something
Kammy Blocking Block
Assuming you can't just run away of course if you can, try that
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>>5230093 Troopa: lightning blast jerry. That explosion is a bitch to deal with.
Grubba: turbo nap
Kammy: blocking block. I hope on the next turn we can steal something from the other team.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 10:53:54 No. 5230567 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d2) 1 Super Club
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 10:56:48 No. 5230569 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6, 5, 5, 6, 2, 5, 1, 2 - 2 = 30 (8d6 - 2) Troopa Jr. channels electricity and performs a Lightning Blast over the entire enemy squad!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:03:20 No. 5230572 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5, 3 + 2 = 10 (2d7 + 2) Jerry the Cherry Bob-omb! He's paralyzed and can't move for a turn!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:06:18 No. 5230574 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 3, 3, 2, 1, 3, 3, 1, 3 - 1 = 19 (9d3 - 1) Luigi's vacuuming instantly wakes the sleeping Grubba, who already recovered some of his stats.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:10:09 No. 5230575 Report Quoted By:
I forgot to include the Yellow Block. Rather than just adding another set of rolls, I'm going to reroll everything. Ignore last roll. Sorry. First 3 are block, then TJ, then Grubba, last 3 are for Kammy.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:11:28 No. 5230576 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 2, 1, 3, 3, 3 - 1 = 23 (12d3 - 1) Hahahaha, let's just pretend I know how to roll dice correctly
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:24:54 No. 5230580 Report Quoted By:
Grubba laughs off his 3 damage while the Blocking Block and TJ were completely immune to the Poltergust's effects. Kammy... Let's just say she didn't make it. Dang vacuum must've mistaken her blackened soul for that of a ghost's. > 40 Coins >Your Fire Flower >And Kammy
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:43:15 No. 5230589 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 8, 4, 6 = 18 (3d8) Though you will find a mysterious new partner in this Palace, you're unsure of who or where they are. Or where Kammy is. That dumb gypsy better not have lied to you or used some kind of a trick like "you will remeet Kammy as a new partner". Meeting Kammy the first time was awful enough, as she was your egg-nurse.>Exploration Rolls (3d8, performed in order, back to back)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:46:31 No. 5230593 Report Quoted By:
Ambush, then Kammy get, then a return to trounce Crump. Interesting.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:54:24 No. 5230596 Report Quoted By:
Oh yeah, if you want the Formation changed before you get Ambushed by 8 X-Naut PhD's, do that soon!! Like within an hour or two, that's when I predict I'll update next!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 14:04:34 No. 5230645 Report Quoted By:
Discouraged from using the underground entrance again, but still looking for alternate passages, you walk around the back of the Palace and find an unassuming large shed, it's mirror-coat barely with any sheen.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 14:07:43 No. 5230646 Report You're all puny and injured now!!
Shrunk (4), -4HP to TJ
Shrunk (2), -2HP to Bowser
Shrunk (4), -6HP to Grubba
X-Naut PhD G switches strategies, and douses you all in a Yellow Potion! That's 4 unblockable damage!!
X-Naut PhD H isn't satisfied until he's thrown his Red Potion in your face, Burning you for 3 turns!! You also lose 2HP after your DEF2 blocks half of the Red Potion's blockable damage.
What the hell are they working on in this shed?
>You'll soon find out... After you trounce 'em!!! Movesets:
https://pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: Life Shroom
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Double Dip P (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush, Improved Charge P (1FP), Charge (1FP)
Field:
Troopa Jr. (8/18HP)(9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky, Shrunk (4)
Bowser (14/25 HP)(20 FP)(2 SSP) DEF2, Shrunk (2), Burn (2)
Grubba (12/22 HP)(11 FP) Shrunk (4)
X-Naut PhD A (12HP)(9/12FP)
X-Naut PhD B (12HP)(9/12FP)
X-Naut PhD C (12HP)(9/12FP)
X-Naut PhD D (12HP)(9/12FP)
X-Naut PhD E (12HP)(9/12FP)
X-Naut PhD F (12HP)(9/12FP)
X-Naut PhD G (12HP)(9/12FP)
X-Naut PhD H (12HP)(9/12FP)
Keep in mind you won't earn as much SP off these guys as you did when you were Level 8! They used to be worth 15SP a piece, but now at Level 12 are only worth 4SP a piece!! No matter, they're hardly a thorn in your side with your upgraded partners and abilities!
>Estimated SP gain: 32 >Estimated Coin gain: 48 Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 14:11:16 No. 5230647 Report Quoted By:
Miscalculated, Bowser should have 17HP and TJ should have 10HP
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>>5230646 Junior: Lightning Blast
Bowser: time to see what Star Power can do, let's Beef Up the team
Grubba: Swift Club
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>>5230646 Troop in front, Grubba in middle, Bowser in back.
Troopa: lightning blast
Grubba: steal!
Bowser: love arrow X-Naut PhD A. We could use some healing, or better yet some anti shrink potions.
>>5230682 But consider this. Maybe the X-nagt might have an anti shrink potion.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 18:52:52 No. 5230898 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5, 3, 2, 3, 6, 6, 2, 1 - 2 = 26 (8d6 - 2) (We'll continue with the first set of choices for synergy and because I already cut off the deadline for the formation swap, sorry! Normally not a big deal, but in this case, this is the direction I'm taking)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 19:05:25 No. 5230908 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5, 3, 4 - 2 = 10 (3d5 - 2) X-Naut PhD's A, B, C, D, E, F, G and H receive 2, 1, 0, 1, 2, 2, 0, and 0 damage, respectively!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 19:31:03 No. 5230933 Report Quoted By:
The tiny blows leave tiny impact marks on the paralyzed X-Naut PhD A, now teetering with only 7HP left!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 19:34:10 No. 5230935 Report ]*
If you lose, who knows what these ruffians may take from you! I don't know! Probably... Exactly 67 Coins! These are some rough busters, but at least they won't comb you over for your Badges or Items. But, heh, you're not gonna let them squad wipe you, are you?
>Are you? [BATTLECRY!] or [FLEE!] Movesets:
https://pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: Life Shroom
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Double Dip P (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush, Improved Charge P (1FP), Charge (1FP)
Field:
Troopa Jr. (4/18HP)(9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky, Shrunk (3), Beef Up! (2), Danger
Bowser (7/25 HP)(20 FP)(2 SSP) DEF2, Shrunk (1), Burn (5), Beef Up! (2)
Grubba (6/22 HP)(11 FP) Shrunk (5) Beef Up! (1)
X-Naut PhD A (12HP)(12/12FP)
X-Naut PhD B (11/12HP)(6/12FP)
X-Naut PhD C (12HP)(6/12FP)
X-Naut PhD D (11/12HP)(6/12FP)
X-Naut PhD E (10/12HP)(6/12FP)
X-Naut PhD F (10/12HP)(6/12FP)
X-Naut PhD G (12HP)(6/12FP)
X-Naut PhD H (12HP)(6/12FP)
Bonus: Just win! Or Flee, even! Just don't get Party K.O.'d!
TURBO Bonus: Win without using the Life Shroom!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Fri 15 Apr 2022 19:37:33 No. 5230936 Report Quoted By:
Bowser is actually at 9HP, forgot to Refresh him
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>>5230935 Junior: Rest
Bowser: Love Arrow X-Naut PhD A
Grubba: Sell out
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 11:32:58 No. 5231601 Report Quoted By:
Junior Rests! As always, first die is FP, second is HP.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 11:34:37 No. 5231603 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 4 - 2 = 3 (2d7 - 2)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 12:02:23 No. 5231617 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d3) (fuck, I forgot to track the SSP gauge, oh well)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 12:10:35 No. 5231620 Report Quoted By:
TJ vrooms with vim and vinegar! He's near full HP again, but here come those Nauty X-Nauts!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 13:14:45 No. 5231651 Report Quoted By:
X-Naut PhD's B and C smash Red Potions on TJ, dealing him 2 damage each, but unable to Burn him!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 13:19:08 No. 5231659 Report (legitimately almost lost this part of the update while I was doing that dumb shit. Dotdotdot...) >Looks like you've got a foothold!! Keep digging in and take this battlefield, inch by inch! The Secret of the Crystal Shed shall be yours! Iiiiiiiiit's TROUNCING TIME!!! (No Action for Grubba while he Sells Out, and QM rolls for Dr. Jeff's move. Choose for TJ, then Bowser) Movesets:
https://pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: Life Shroom
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Double Dip P (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush, Improved Charge P (1FP), Charge (1FP)
Field:
Troopa Jr. (8/18HP)(9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky, Shrunk (2),
Bowser (2/25 HP)(20 FP)(2 SSP) DEF2, Burn (4), Danger
*Grubba (6/22 HP)(5/11 FP) Shrunk (4) UNAVAILABLE - SELLING OUT (2)
Dr. Jeff, PhD (1/12HP)(12/12FP) Shrunk (2), Peril
X-Naut PhD B (11/12HP)(3/12FP)
X-Naut PhD C (12HP)(3/12FP)
X-Naut PhD D (11/12HP)(3/12FP)
X-Naut PhD E (10/12HP)(3/12FP)
X-Naut PhD F (10/12HP)(3/12FP) Dodgy (3)
X-Naut PhD G (12HP)(2/12FP)
X-Naut PhD H (12HP)(3/12FP) Dodgy (3)
Teaser of Dr. Jeff/PhD A's Action Die next turn:
1 Red Potion on the healthiest X-Naut PhD!
2 Blue Potion on Bowser!!
3 Yellow Potion on the enemy team!!!
Don't forget about the Bonus and TURBO Bonus conditions!
TURBOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Anonymous
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>>5231659 Troopa Jr.Lightning Blast
Bowser Bowser Breath
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 17:12:54 No. 5231910 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 5, 3, 4, 1, 3, 4 - 2 = 22 (7d6 - 2) BBZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRPT!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 18:30:07 No. 5232002 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d3) PhD C takes 2 damage, every other PhD takes 1 damage!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 18:33:26 No. 5232008 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 2, 2 = 6 (3d2) Ignore those last dice. Ahem.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 18:36:00 No. 5232012 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 1, 2, 1 - 2 = 5 (4d3 - 2) These mofos ain't dodging shit!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 18:38:12 No. 5232015 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d3) Dr. Jeff, help us out with a Potion throw!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 18:48:59 No. 5232029 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1 = 21 (14d2) No, not that Potion, you dummy!! Grarrrr...
Anonymous
Man, we are low on items. I think we should try beating up a few of them so they cant recover, then steal from all of them. Big Bowser can easily overwhelm any of these noodle armed nerds.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 19:11:20 No. 5232056 Report Well, well, well!! Every single X-Naut was hit, except that Dodgy cunt in the back. >Earn that TURBO Bonus!! Quash these guys! Yeah, befuddle them!! Har har!! >Simulating... Bowser uses Mega Rush Tantrum Stamp! ...It's over! >Calculating...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 19:13:48 No. 5232061 Report Quoted By:
>>5232054 Due to securing the Bonus, the TURBO Bonus, and
the SECRET TURBO BONUS by befriending Dr. Jeff , you'll receive enough reward to be alright for the next few encounters, hopefully.
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>>5232056 Troopa Jr.: steal a potion!
Bowser: tantrum stamp. We'll loot the survivors. Also ask Dr. Jeff for a healing potion please.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 20:16:36 No. 5232180 Report Quoted By:
You've won the battle!>SP gain: 28 (Current: Lvl. 12, 65 SP) >Coin gain: 40 (Current: 392) >Bonus: You loot 3 Orange Potions from the trampled dorks in the room! >TURBONUS: You look inside the cauldron the PhD's were all working on and find The... >Power Rush Badge! (Equip: 1BP) >shhhhhhh, s e c r e t TUR-Bobonus: >Bowser's Jump >TJ's Brace >Grubba's Body Crush >Kammy's Shape Beam
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 20:18:51 No. 5232184 Report "YUCK!!!"
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Not finding the secret passage you "knew" was in that crummy shed, you defeatedly walk back to the front doors of the Palace of Iridescence and give one a sturdy knock. It... collapses.
Just inside, not more than 20 feet, in the middle of the parlor, is Kammy's ashy, ghost-gooey body!
You run to her and shake her awake. She's only got 1HP and 1FP left. You have her rejoin the party on the Bench for now, even though the whole party is feeling pretty rough.
In the next room, you can hear Lord Crump's thigh slaps. You bet if you could get on the top of the room he's in, you could bust in and Ambush him and his posse. You're way too butthurt to let him go now. Hopefully you don't fumble up the entrance and get Ambushed yourself... (Roll incoming)
>>5232054 (I lied, the party is trounced)
You rest enough for everyone to naturally regain 3HP and 3FP. Your stats currently look like this:
Troopa Jr. (5/18HP)(7/9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky, Danger
Bowser (4/25 HP)(14/20 FP)(0.7/2 SSP) DEF2, Danger + Power Rush!!!
Grubba (9/22 HP)(8/11 FP)
BENCH: Kammy (4/13HP)(4/16FP) Flying, Danger
It's not much, but you've also got a small window to
>use any Items? You should probably distribute at least one of the Orange Potions now. and
>swap Formation? and this time, since you feel a big fight coming on, you have the unique chance to use up to one Action per party member outside of Battle, like Kammy's Mummify, or Grubba's Macho.
>Do you do anything like that? and...
Then it's time for another (not-so-)(mini-)Boss fight!
You may be injured, but you won't run and you won't rest until you rub that worm's face in the dirt it belongs in.
Besides, you've scoped out a lot of the Palace and it seems like it's mostly empty now, no sign of Green Mario, his creep uncle or that cherry bomb; and Grodus left a long time ago, taking most of the elite goons.
You have no gauge of how long you were knocked out because of this never-ending blizzard on Shiver Mountain and Shiver Snowfield, but you just know there's unfinished business inside the Palace of Iridescence.
~
Making your way to the ceiling above the ballroom that Lord Crump is in now, you position yourselves to quite literally get the drop on these guys.
Crump makes a thigh-slap, then a chest-slap. Everyone knows that means "All right, good work men, let's get out of this spooky, snowy, abandoned, ghost mansion."
...And that's precisely when you surprise them! (QM rolls for this next turn after you make your other choices above)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 21:46:06 No. 5232315 Report Rolled 7 (1d10) (Actually, I don't see why I shouldn't continue now, so let's continue to the start of the battle. Default Formation and current stats are found here
>>5232184 , and that's the way the battle will start if you choose not to change Formation or use Items.)
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...And that's when you surprise them!
Glass shatters!
1 Botched Entry... Yikes! The chandelier impales you on your way down and Bowser loses 3HP. Then you get Ambushed!! Nooo!!!
2 Poor Entry... You crash to the floor with minimal grace and get your group Ambushed!!
3 Poor Entry... You crash to the floor with minimal grace and get your group Ambushed!!
4 Okay Entry. You land with a small stumble, but right yourself in time to get the first attacks in!! Your turn!
5 Okay Entry. You land with a small stumble, but right yourself in time to get the first attacks in!! Your turn!
6 Okay Entry. You land with a small stumble, but right yourself in time to get the first attacks in!! Your turn!
7 Good Entry! You just barely mount your landing. Now Ambush 'em!
8 Good Entry! You just barely mount your landing. Now Ambush 'em!
9 Great Entry!! You jump through the ceiling, chandelier crashing onto Crump for 4 unblockable damage!! Now Ambush 'em!!
10 Critical Entry!!! You bash through the ceiling, and the rubble and chandelier crash down on the enemy team, dealing them all 5 damage each and rendering them all Dizzy on their first turn!! Now Ambush 'em!!
30% to get ambushed, 30% for a normal fight, 40% to ambush the enemy, not bad.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:LClt2PGf Sat 16 Apr 2022 21:55:47 No. 5232340 Report Nice! You caught them with their backs turned!>It's an Ambush! Choose one turn's worth of Actions, I'll process them, then you'll get to choose another turn of Actions!! Crump won't know what hit him! >???
Anonymous
>>5232315 Troopa first
Grubba second
Bowser back
>TJ's Brace TJ: loot a nerd
Grubba: loot a nerd
Bowser: tantrum stamp
Next turn
TJ: lightning blast for a chance to stun
Grubba: orange potion TJ and Bowser
Bowser: bite
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>>5232537 >>5232340 Oh shit right out of combat actions. Bowser, Grubba, and TJ use an action to CHARGE! Kammy shoot Bowser with a magic roulette.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:TxDhz6ql Sun 17 Apr 2022 02:32:57 No. 5232737 Report >>5232551 >>5232537 Very nice, continuing with this in 1-2 hours, voting over. Probably my last post for the night unless y'all are active real late.
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>>5232737 Thanks for running QM
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:uwKydQYa Sun 17 Apr 2022 03:12:09 No. 5232830 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d6) >Brace becomes Clean Brace!>Old: >Current:
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:uwKydQYa Sun 17 Apr 2022 03:25:39 No. 5232859 Report Rolled 5, 7 = 12 (2d7) >>5232822 ~
Thanks, pal.
I know this is a little bit of a tangent, but an hour or two ago, I was thinking on my own /qst/ing experiences, and I know being told "no" by the QM, or overrided by other players or seemingly unseen, arcane rules can sometimes dampen the excitement. So I want to mention that I try to limit such experiences, and I sincerely value each player's creative input and patience when dealing with my quest(s) and mistakes(es)(es).
This is fun, and I can't do it without a Crowd. Thanks to each one of you.
(Continuing)
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Yup, Bowser is Invisible for 3 turns!! Just try and stop King Koopa now, you blowhards!!! This scuffle is over already! Hurrah!
~
Dynamically entering the scene of the ballroom, Troopa and Grubba both attempt to loot the X-Nerds!!
They X-Novices are pitiful and can barely try to stop your teammates from having their way!!
Unfortunately, X-Novices aren't trusted with throwing Potions, as they did not spend 85,000 Coins and 12 years at X-University to learn how to do such a thing. Sad, many such cases.
TJ and Grubba are still able to steal...(x2)
1 Nothing at all!!! Hah hah!
2 Dried Shroom. +1HP.
3 Dried Shroom. +1HP.
4 Mushroom. +5HP.
5 Mushroom. +5HP.
6 Honey Super! The 'shroom equivalent of an Orange Potion. +10HP, +10FP.
7 A MF'ing Life Shroom?!?! You didn't expect them to be entrusted with this!! Score!!!!!!!!!
Good thieving, lads! ...Probably!!
...
Bowser comes in with a Charged Kingly Tantrum Stamp...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:uwKydQYa Sun 17 Apr 2022 03:33:07 No. 5232879 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 2 + 2 = 9 (4d4 + 2) They can't even see you as you shake the earth with violent tectonic shifts!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:uwKydQYa Sun 17 Apr 2022 03:42:51 No. 5232901 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d6 + 2) Lord Crump, being Ambushed and now all alone, faces a second round of your punishment!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:uwKydQYa Sun 17 Apr 2022 03:45:01 No. 5232906 Report Rolled 12 - 6 (1d18 - 6) >p o i s o n b i t e!.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:uwKydQYa Sun 17 Apr 2022 03:57:46 No. 5232926 Report Quoted By:
(Smoke/drink/calculation break. Kinda wish I had some Mushrooms myself right about now)
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>>5232859 Nah no worries. This is a fun quest. The beauty to the whole paper Mario schtick is that it's basically slapstick mixed with RPG Mario. I like the system as well. Doesn't gimp the team. You were worried about how overpowered a move could be, but we bit off more we could chew with the Faggot Force. Fun pacing. And we don't get mad at each other. We just have write-ins where we insult the character who rolled low.
>>5232906 Lol
Anonymous
One thing led to another, and I ended up getting annihilated and forgetting to update.
Anonymous
>>5233289 >Kammy got ghost gooed Wait so like, when they captured her, they pretty much had an orgy? Ew, they're golf chasers.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:uwKydQYa Sun 17 Apr 2022 15:10:33 No. 5233400 Report Quoted By:
>>5233377 What happens inside the Poltergust 3000's chamber, stays inside the chamber. Well, except all those goo loads that spurted out all over Kammy as if she was some cheap bukkake floozie who needs Pocky money. She has the tinge of a smile underneath her combination of 1000 yard gaze and intense blushing.
"Woah, cool, I wanna get slimed by ghosts, too!" -TJ
Grubba just puts his hand on TJ's shoulder and shakes his head at young master Troopa. "... Trust me kid, no ya don't..."
You and Grubba can't stop TJ from picking up a snotwad of the sticky ectoplasm off of Kammy's slowly-puttering, slowly-dripping Witch Broom, and playing with it between his fingers until the juices separate and it dries out into a solid.
"What're you..."
He flicks the plasma cumbooger into the Crowd of panicking X-Novices. A few Boos materialize to check out this pseudo body fluid-flinging fight.
"Hrah hah hah hah!! Good one TJ!"
He goes for a fist bump with you, but you cringe and turn away at the sight of his green, gooey knuckles.
"Uh. Good job, kid. Back to the battle! And uhh... Wash yer dang hands afterwards... Eughck."
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:uwKydQYa Sun 17 Apr 2022 16:53:46 No. 5233508 Report Lord Crump is disgusted with your antics, but surprised by your infiltration and assault. He desperately performs his most perplexing slap-dance yet in response.
Amidst the slapping noises, you have a feeling this battle has only just begun...
He slaps his knees with both hands, then each knee one at a time, then he slaps his elbows, then back to a rally of slaps on his knees, then finishing off with three tut-tuts to his chest with his gloved hands!
Grubba knows some X-Naut language from seeing a few derelict X-goons try their hands at the Glitz Pit, but he fails to translate whatever Lord Crump just said. Something about "Magnus Von Grapple". Hmm, neat, what could that be?
Ominous but exciting, wacky music plays from the overhead speakers in the ballroom.
youtube.com/watch?v=2hhczgsrV9U The Crowd cheers on Crump as if they already know what comes next. One Elite X-Naut left in the Crowd throws a Rock right at Grubba's fat head for 1 damage!
Ow! Heyyy!!! Can we get a little support here, Boos?!?!
2 X-Novices and 2 X-Naut PhDs wheel in a massive robotic suit and attach it to Lord Crump. He has become more than X-Naut. He is now an X-Robaut. Nah, that sounds lame, never mind.
His lackeys remain on stage to replace the fallen ones and take up the fight against you!
The impressive Magnus Von Grapple stands tall over the party in the middle of his goons. He gains +2 DEF and his current and max HP and FP have been boosted by 20 each, nearly refreshing him entirely!
Before, you weren't so sure Crump and the Novices would even provide enough SP for a level-up, but now there's no doubt!!
>Estimated SP gain: 48 X-Novices 5 x 1SP
X-Naut PhD's 2 x 4SP
Magnus Von Grapple 1 x 35SP
>Other estimated gains: Supernova Speck, rolled Badge, rolled Item >0.9SSP... You lick your lips. Now it's a battle!
>Take him down before he fires a Missile Volley at the party or charges up his X-Laser!! And watch out for his Hydraulic Hands! And don't let those PhD's get funny with you! Movesets:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Current Items: Orange Potion, Mushroom, x2 Life Shroom
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Double Dip P (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush, Power Rush, Improved Charge P (1FP), Charge (1FP)
Field:
Troopa Jr. (15/18HP)(9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky
Grubba (8/22 HP)(5/11 FP)
Bowser (14/25 HP)(17/20 FP)(0.9/2 SSP) DEF2, Invis (2)
BENCH: Kammy (4/13HP)(1/16FP) Flying, Danger, Depleted*
X-Novice Z (4HP)(2FP)
X-Naut PhD Z (12HP)(12FP)
Lord Crump A.K.A. Magnus Von Grapple 1.0 (48/70HP)(30/50FP) DEF1, Poison (2)
X-Naut PhD Y (12HP)(12FP)
X-Novice Y (4HP)(2FP)
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* = Henceforth, Partners having 0, 1 or 2 FP will have a status effect known as Depleted. This is to help remind players and QM's when characters are running low and might be unable to perform certain Actions. In your journey you may come across the Flower Rush or Flower Rush P Badges, which increases PWR for you or your partners when FP is in the Depleted range!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:uwKydQYa Sun 17 Apr 2022 16:58:34 No. 5233513 Report Quoted By:
*Magnus Von Grapple's DEF is at 3, not 1.
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>>5233508 Troopa Candy beam X-naut PHD
Grubba Throw your jacket on Magnus van Grapple's dome to try and blind Crump
Bowser Shell strike
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>>5233508 Troopa: candy beam
Grubba: sell out. Ghost helping time!
Bowser: Tantrum Stamp. As much as I want to bite him so he suffers poison damage, i want to take out the weaker guys first.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:uwKydQYa Sun 17 Apr 2022 21:53:21 No. 5233819 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 10 (1d10) Candy Beam goes on Cooldown for the rest of battle! If TJ were upgraded with another Supernova Token, you assume it'll have a more reasonable Cooldown of only 2 turns on a miss or 4 turns on a success, and maybe throw in a new candy option or two. >Electro Pop!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:uwKydQYa Sun 17 Apr 2022 22:17:11 No. 5233837 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d5 + 3) Perhaps you taunted the dice a bit too much there... Your fault!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:uwKydQYa Sun 17 Apr 2022 22:39:28 No. 5233854 Report Quoted By:
X-Naut PhD Z senses the danger he was just in after nearly being turned into a fucking electric lollipop! He flips your party the bird, then slaps his ass twice, and gulps down a Blue Potion. He's Dodgy now! Sonofabitch! >Deal with them! There's nothing you can do to stop the laser, and the front position is Dodging attacks with a 50% precision rate! It's just the FP Depleted TJ and you! Does TJ use an Item, or Shellbonk someone, or what? King Bowser is free to act as he pleases.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:uwKydQYa Sun 17 Apr 2022 22:53:02 No. 5233866 Report As Bowser is Invisible and Grubba is selling out in the stands, they both avoid the Yellow Potion! Heh heh heh. They'll be avoiding whatever the X-Laser is capable of as well! Suck it, Von Grapple! TJ... You might wanna Rest or use that Orange Potion so you can Brace next turn. Up to you, lil' guy. Who knows if it'll even matter. The sound of dice shaking from within the robot suit becomes near deafening.
>Go! Movesets:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Current Items: Orange Potion, Mushroom, x2 Life Shroom
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Double Dip P (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush, Power Rush, Improved Charge P (1FP), Charge (1FP)
Field:
Troopa Jr. (11/18HP)(0/9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky
Grubba (7/22 HP)(2/11 FP) SELLING OUT FOR 2 TURNS.
Bowser (14/25 HP)(15/20 FP)(1.1/2 SSP) DEF2, Invis (1)
BENCH: Kammy (4/13HP)(1/16FP) Flying, Danger, Depleted*
X-Naut PhD Z (7/12HP)(9/12FP) Dodgy (3)
Lord Crump A.K.A. Magnus Von Grapple 1.0 (45/70HP)(24/50FP) DEF3, Poison (1)
X-Naut PhD Y (7/12HP)(9/12FP)
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>>5233866 >Bowser - Bowser Breath >TJ - rest >Grubba - while selling out, try and convince the Boos to use a Big Scare on Von Grapple before he uses his laser, we'll even let them do a ghost gangbang on Kammy if they do it (for a limited fee of course) I don't like doing this to Kammy, but we aren't exactly heroes, and one routed butt is better than 4 routed butts.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:uwKydQYa Mon 18 Apr 2022 05:04:02 No. 5234202 Report >>5234154 Don't lie, you've been trying to trick and treat Kammy out like it was Halloween ever since you laid eyes on her robust beak! N-not that her libido can't keep up with that, silly baka!
(Continuing in the morning, heading to bed for now, voting is still open. Sweet dreams, miscreants and cretins. If you have to wonder which one you are, you're probably the latter, or both. But I love you long time no matter what. Mwah.)
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>>5234202 +1 banging Kammy through the earth until we reach China.
Anonymous
>>5234202 >>5234389 Pimp Bowser is the true path to victory
As long as there is lust in the Mushroom Kingdom, we will thrive
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Mon 18 Apr 2022 19:24:45 No. 5234762 Report Quoted By:
Update was nearly completely ready hours ago, but I've been pulled away to do other things today, unfortunately. Should still be able to get some questing in, though. Update hopefully coming in the next hour or three.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Mon 18 Apr 2022 23:37:12 No. 5235007 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 7 - 2 = 7 (2d7 - 2) >>5234154 >>5234289 >>5234389 >>5234473 Troopa Jr... Takes a turn to rest!! He restores 0-5 FP then 0-5 HP as usual.
Meanwhile, Grubba is riling up the already-wily Boos to turn on the X-Naut interlopers in their Palace!
A Boo representative mentions that Boos like the presence of the X-Nauts in the Palace of Iridescence because it gives them a never-ending cast of dunces to prank and haze as a break from their humdrum, eternal lives. That explains the co-habitation at least. But don't they care about whatever evil plans the X-Nauts are up to? You guess not, since they were usually pretty chill and even helpful at times with your previous evil plots. They're just bad dudes all around. Fair enough, you respect that. Maybe they'll help you out if you rekt these cunts m80.
Grubba needs a distraction. But what could convince a Crowd distracted by humor to join your side? Nearly anything you offer them will be unable to match up to the power of laughter. And these Boos have no fear of busting a gut from laughing too long, they can't die! They're just plain fearless!
Think, Grubba, think!!
He looks at the field. TJ picks his nose as he rests... His King is inhaling a mighty Bowser Breath... Lord Crump looks fat even in a mechsuit... Hmmm...
It's hard to think with Kammy's disgusting panting and wheezing! It's so loud Grubba can't even think at all!!!
Wait! That's it!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Mon 18 Apr 2022 23:39:18 No. 5235008 Report Rolled 2, 6, 5, 7, 6 = 26 (5d7) Grubba runs back on stage to the Bench, and rip-spins endangered Kammy right out of her purple robes!!! She's wearing matching granny panties and corset! Boo eyes bulge, and tongues enlarge and wag in real time as wolf whistles sound.;) to capitalize on Selling Out!
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>>5235008 YEAH! Throw in a stripe pole and play some music. let it rain some bills!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 01:13:01 No. 5235087 Report Quoted By:
During his rest, TJ is unable to regain any FP, only a sturdy 5HP.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 01:19:26 No. 5235094 Report Rolled 3, 1, 3, 1 - 2 = 6 (4d3 - 2) PhD Z on the stage (George) immediately signs on, "well, shit, what the fuck? No one told me!!! For Crump!!! Ahhhhhhh!!! I know I'm gonna die but tell Grodus to revive meeeeee-" >Peek >Don't Peek >Ignore Secret Option. Fuck you Feet Smeller, you sick FUCK! This is a Mario character you're talking about here. Get your fucking mind out of the gutter and get a grip, this is supposed to be a blue board!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 01:32:21 No. 5235108 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 37 - 8 (1d40 - 8) The death engine known as the X-Laser mounted on Magnus Von Grapple's back is gunged with butter and garlic seasoning. The controls whirr and grind loudly. Red lights beep in emergency... He's not stopping the laser fer nothin'!!!
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>>5235008 https://youtu.be/FmBxsPhfo7c It's not Ballroom blitz, but it captures same elements
I honestly don't know what the options do aside from making an invisibility potion. Is there going to be a ruckus where the 3 potions mix when they break on the dance floor?
If so, refer to the song in the link
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 01:51:16 No. 5235133 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d2) >>5235124 >song I'm vibing with it
>Is there going to be a ruckus where the 3 potions mix when they break on the dance floor? Actually had something like that planned for Grandmamar but it got lost in the notes. We'll see, I don't wanna keep bringing back the same X-Nauts, especially since the PhD's aren't netting you much SP at this point.
Speaking of Invisibility, the Laser would be pointed at TJ's head, not the InvisiBowser.
(writing changeup)
(also while I'm at it, PhD Z/George was Dodgy. Let's see if he actually got hit with that Potion before his dramatic response to the thrower. 1 yes, 2 no. second roll is to see if the bowser breath hit him)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 02:02:33 No. 5235141 Report That Dodgy sonofabitch...>K.O.!!
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>>5235141 >Speaking of Invisibility, the Laser would be pointed at TJ's head, not the InvisiBowser Hmmmmmmm
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 02:09:26 No. 5235146 Report (Shit, forgot to add PhD's move, but also just realized it doesn't really matter.)
George throws a vial of Red Potion on TJ before he dies, because Bowser was Invis and Grubba was Selling Out. TJ still gets fucking evaporated by the laser.
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Meanwhile, we gotta take it to Crump/Magnus! Can't let our King get embarrassed TWICE by this drooling buffoon!
Grubba is conducting the Crowd like an orchestra. He's working really hard on... Something... A Magnus Von Opus, perhaps? Get it? Get it?!
When Grubba comes back to the stage next turn, he'll be front and center. But right now in the front position is Bowser, who just became visible again!! Watch out for those Hydraulic Hands!!
You also assume Crump isn't the type to fight on his own. Maybe Magnus is though? Either way, be prepared for reinforcements just in case!
The Crowd is fury incarnate. Reason and understanding have gone out the shimmering rainbow window. A cyclone of violence is approaching the stage...
>Can't get distracted! Finish the fight!! Choose Bowser's move, then Kammy's!!! Remember Kammy is low on both stats. If TJ is revived with a Life Shroom, he'll still be on the Bench. Grubba is busy Selling Out. Movesets:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Current Items: Orange Potion (+10HP, +10FP), Mushroom (+5HP), x2 Life Shroom (Revive K.O.'d member with +10HP)
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Double Dip P (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush, Power Rush, Improved Charge P (1FP), Charge (1FP)
Field:
Grubba (7/22 HP)(2/11 FP) SELLING OUT FOR 1 MORE TURN.
Bowser (14/25 HP)(11/20 FP)(1.5/2 SSP) DEF2
Kammy (4/13HP)(1/16FP) Flying, Danger, Depleted*
BENCH: Troopa Jr. (0/18HP)(0/9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky -K.O.!!!!!!!!!!!
X-Naut PhD Z (1/12HP)(6/12FP) Dodgy (2), Peril
Lord Crump A.K.A. Magnus Von Grapple 1.0 (33/70HP)(18/50FP) DEF3
He's below half HP! Don't relent! He has other tricks up his sleeve we don't wanna stick around for! Not to mention the ol' "zap your friend dead in one move" parlor trick he just charged up and demonstrated! Trounce this fucking fucker!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 02:17:14 No. 5235152 Report Quoted By:
Man, I was ready to write all that 12 hours ago but just got pulled off to task after task. It feels like I just took a huge literary shit I was holding in all day. Oh well. Hope everyone had a nice day. I missed you sexy beasts.
Anonymous
>>5235146 >Bowser - Sky like drive on Crump >Kammy - Magic Roulette >Grubba - SELL OUT - whatever you have planned QM Anonymous
>>5235146 >He's working really hard on... Q >Something... A Magnus Von Opus, perhaps? >Get it? Get it?! Boss I don't get it. But a Koppa Orchestra shouldn't be interrupted
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 04:14:53 No. 5235276 Report Quoted By:
Actually got really tired and intertwined in other affairs. Continuing tomorrow, sorry for being a tease but I mucho grande appreciado the quick as a whip response. You whippersnapper, you.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 04:16:38 No. 5235279 Report Quoted By:
And last but not least...
Anonymous
>>5235094 >Don't Peek >>5235169 >>5235180 Kammy has only one FP magic roulette takes 3 according to the google doc so here are my suggestions.
>Bowser Sky Piledriver Bomb on Crump >Kammy: Rest >Grubba - SELL OUT - whatever you have planned QM Anonymous
>>5235169 >>5235386 >Sky Piledriver Bomb (7FP) Grab hold of any Flying enemy OR the first available (closest) Grounded enemy. You then jump into the sky with them. Then you come spinning down directly on their head. Deals 1d16+4 (5-20) damage, and causes you to lose 3 HP. Cooldown: 2 turns.
You take 2 extra damage on a crit fail (roll 1).
A surviving enemy becomes Dizzy for 1 turn at rolls 2-6
Confused for 1 turn at rolls 7-11,
Paralyzed for 1 turn at rolls 12-16.
Crits (16's) also shake the ground, dislodging ceiling enemies and dealing 1 unblockable damage to all non-Flying enemies.
PhD Z would be the closest, so we wont be able to target Krump until Z is gone.
>>5235146 >peek at Kammy >feel immense shame Bruh she was Bowser's nanny? Feels kind of weird now. Shes more or less Bowser's step mom.
Bowser: poor the orange potion aaaaall over Kammy
Kammy: start erotically rubbing yourself with the potion, then cast Magic Roulette on Bowser. With some luck, the lewd display will help Grubba's efforts.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 16:52:46 No. 5235757 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6) Peek: 1 vote
Don't Peek: 1 vote
I'm a sick fuck: 1 vote
>>5235386 This anon is right about Magic Roulette
>>5235399 This anon is right about A Skylit Drive
(Good catches, thanks, I'm a bad computer)
With the totality of the circumstances, we'll follow the last post's actions, and make it rain Orange Potion on this hoochie mama!!
Yeah, shake it baby, shake it, granny! She likes it!! She's rubbing it all over!!
Bowser covers his eyes and looks away while the Boos and X-Nauts alike stop fighting to enjoy the wet t-shirt contest action.
Even Crump, Grubba and TJ are awestruck!
Suddenly, the only female X-Naut in the world to ever exist bursts through the ballroom doors. She's got an insanely powerful aura, even more so than Grodus. She announces "I got the emergency radio transmission! Luigi, Gadd and Jerry couldn't make it, but everything'll be okay, I'm here now! What do you need help wi-"
She sees what's going on for one second, and turns around immediately, leaving Crump to his strip show, probable trouncing and loss of his base in the Palace of Iridescence. Men are such pigs.
Kammy licks the tip of her wand and starts erotically summoning the Magic Roulette!
Here comes some power boosts, Bowser!!
Meanwhile, Grubba is pulling in Coins hand over fist from these randy chumps! They've never seen such a great show!
~
Captcha: MYSP8
lol
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 17:11:22 No. 5235777 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 5, 4, 6, 3, 4, 1, 3, 6, 1 = 36 (10d6) Bowser steals the show, becoming Huge and Fast!!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 17:33:25 No. 5235792 Report The angry Boos cause Magnus Von Grapple to lose 10HP!!
What a Sell Out! Grubba's vulnerable to damage once again.
PhD Z, "George", little fickle shit that he is, tried to throw a Purple Potion to fuck up your Huge status by Shrinking you! He somehow missed your massive body!! Wow, you're Pretty Lucky!!!
A Boo flying by gets hit by it and turns into a tiny little ghost. How cute, you wish you had him on your keychain, or dangling from your rearview mirror in your Koopa Klown Kopter.
Magnus Von Grapple hits Grubba with a simple set of Hydraulic Hands for 4 x 2 melee damage. It sends him night-night!
>K.O.!! TJ would come out to replace him... If he weren't already K.O.'d himself!
You eye the pair of Life Shrooms in your Usable Items Inventory. Even if you bring the boy(s) back, they've got low FP that Life Shrooms won't help...
On the other hand, Crump's already pretty well taken care of...
Choices, choices.
>Choose! It's your turn!! Choose TWO Actions for the Fast Bowser, then one for slowpoke Kammy! Movesets:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Current Items: Mushroom (+5HP), x2 Life Shroom (Revive K.O.'d member with +10HP)
Equipped Badges: Double Dip (2FP), Double Dip P (2FP), Star Prayer (5FP), Pretty Lucky, Partner Helper Plus, Mega Rush, Power Rush, Improved Charge P (1FP), Charge (1FP)
Field:
Bowser (14/25 HP)(11/20 FP)(1.6/2 SSP) DEF2, Huge (Roll ranges doubled)(2), Fast (Two Actions per turn)(2)
Kammy (13HP)(8/16FP) Flying
BENCH:
Troopa Jr. (0/18HP)(0/9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky -K.O.!!
Grubba (0/22 HP)(2/11 FP) K.O.!!
X-Naut PhD Z (1/12HP)(3/12FP) Dodgy (1)
Lord Crump A.K.A. Magnus Von Grapple 1.0 (23/70HP)(16/50FP) DEF3
Anonymous
>>5235792 Bowser: King Tantrum Stamp
Kammy :Shape beam on Crump
Anonymous
>>5235792 Just realized Bower's two actions so King Tantrum Stamp and Poison bite on Crump
Anonymous
>>5235827 >>5235828 +1
>>5235792 But like inform PhD Z or "George" that his boss is fucking lying to him. You can't wish for infinite wishes, only one more wish with the exact same rules as the first wish. He can verify by asking out Star buddy. Hes a smart guy, he should work for us instead, not for the fat fuck Grodus. We're cooler.
Anonymous
>>5235792 Also uh he did just mention his plans to overthrow his boss in front of Crump, who is like his second in command, so he should either help kill Crump, or sit this fight out.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 19:32:44 No. 5235864 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 7, 2, 4, 2 = 15 (4d8) >>5235827 >>5235828 >>5235842 You begin to explain the rules of wishing and the possibility of wishing for one more wish with an addendum that every 1 in 100 times you get a bagel that grants you another wish when you bite into it.
It doesn't make much sense as it comes out of your mouth, and he doesn't seem to be able to hear your incredibly bassy, deep voice. Whatever. Let's wreck 'em!!
It's unblockable!!! There's no way Geroge's Dodgy would block all 4 individual earth-quaking Stamps!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 19:34:45 No. 5235868 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 2, 2, 1 = 7 (4d2) Let's give George a fair shake, though. If he rolls all 2's, he survives the Stamp!
>>5235855 You just don't understand his endgame, he wasn't ready yet.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 19:39:54 No. 5235872 Report Rolled 22 - 6 (1d36 - 6) Hah, nice try, traitorous goon. Maybe that PhD Q was right to throw a Potion at you. Enjoy K.O.dom.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5235872 Pretty sure the robot is super kill now, what with the double damage.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 19:58:17 No. 5235892 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 1, 3 + 1 = 7 (3d3 + 1) With 2 HP left, there's no way to stop Kammy's Shape Beam (3d3+1, Pierce 1) from completely destroying the robot, toppling it over on the now screaming and fleeing audience.
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 21:31:18 No. 5235991 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 3, 6 = 13 (3d6) >>5235950 LMAO. I think that sums up this entire thread pretty well ~
>Coin gain from Sell Out: 95 Total: 487
>SP Gain: 48 >Level up! You are now Level 13, with 13SP!
Other Gains from this fight:
>+Supernova Speck! (Total: 2. With your new Coin Total, you've got about 69% of a Supernova Token. Groovy.) >First Roll: It's a Badge! 1 Triple Dip Badge
2 TURBO Rest Badge
3 TURBO Rest Badge
4 Auto L Shroom Badge
5 Auto L Shroom Badge
6 Auto L Shroom Badge
>Second Roll: It's an Item! 1 Cake Mix
2 Mr. Softener
3 Honey Super (made an error before and said this heals 10HP and 10FP, it's supposed to be 10HP and 5FP.)
4 Ultra Shroom (+50HP)
5 Boo's Sheet (Makes one party member Invis for 2 turns!)
6 Power Punch (Makes one party member Huge and Charged for 3 turns!!!)
Kammy also kept a gift from one of the Boo voyeurs, a:
>Dried Bouquet! (+1FP, used in Recipes.) Luckily, Grubba grabbed the Boo's Coins before the VIP room "transaction" went down. Let's just hope we don't run in to him before we leave!
Now... Ah, shit, where's my mic? Hello?
Hellooooooo???
...
There's another part of your level up but I, uh, misplaced my fuckin' mic, sorry. LEt'ssoop in the...
Nah, see I can't even really do it, I don't feel comfortable. eASPIN A WHEEmush...
Yeah, I really need my microphone for this. I'm not going to announce what the third roll is, don't shout it out or anything, just take whatever the third roll is as a gift that you always get during level ups from level 11-20.
1 Mushroom
2 Fright Jar
3 Earth Quake
4 Jammin' Jelly (+50FP)
5 Life Shroom
6 Supernova Speck and +25SP
Wow, neat stuff! I'll have to explain that Badge to you later.
For now...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 21:36:01 No. 5235993 Report Quoted By:
It's time!! That special time. Pick one:>+25 --> 30 HP >+20 --> 25 FP >+18 --> 21 BP
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 21:37:39 No. 5235995 Report Quoted By:
Walking to the natural end of this hallway, a little shorter than the last, you come upon two mirror doors, hidden in relief from the hall. Each door is distinct and mysterious in its own way.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 21:38:52 No. 5235997 Report You chose...>The Purple Door with Doopliss >The Yellow Door with Chuck Quizmo
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 19 Apr 2022 21:40:16 No. 5235998 Report Chuck Quizmo (12 HP)(14 FP)
Anonymous
>>5235997 HP boost because we severely lack in the HP department.
Doopliss. Imagine if we had TWO Kammy's that could do Magic Roulette. The madness.
Anonymous
>>5236068 No
Wait
TWO Bowsers! Bowser has a few FP hungry moves, so the Mimic power is equal to one move, and cheaper than the sky dive.
Anonymous
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>>5236068 Doopliss
Chuck seems cool, and having items spring up on random is good, but having double Bowser or double Kammy is too useful.
>>5236071 Lol Bows and Doop double tantrum stamp will wreck the stage. All our coins will go towards repairs
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5236131 Lol I can already tell this is gonna be great.
Think we can recruit George too if we can dig up his body and give him a life shroom?
Anonymous
>>5235998 In theory, could we have a Doopliss copycated Kammy and regular Kammy do more stripe dances, could we get even more money if Grubba Sells out again?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5236235 Or have Doop copy TJ and then the enemies will simply focus on mogging them.
>Personally I was holding out on this guy joining the Kingly Loops Klan Anonymous
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>>5236258 >Kingly Koopa Klan I knew there was something to this guy
Anonymous
>>5236235 >In theory, could we have a Doopliss copycated Kammy and regular Kammy do more stripe dances, could we get even more money if Grubba Sells out again? It seems more likely we got lucky with the Boos. Besides, Kammy getting some STIs seems like it would be some kind of stat hindrance.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 02:26:41 No. 5236328 Report Quoted By:
>>5236235 >>5236299 You'd have to open a strip club first. If you go hooking and stripping and dancing naked in the streets, you're going to get bagged by the jakes!
>>5236250 T H I C C
>>5236153 You don't wanna waste a Life Shroom on a no-good piece of garbage like George, that scrub.
Updating soon...
>+New Party Member: Doopliss, the duplicating spirit! Er, you think he's a spirit, you're not actually sure what's under the sheets. He could be a Goomba or a Koopa for all you know, but out of respect, you won't ask what's under the sheet just yet. >+5HP to Bowser! >+Improvement to Shell Strike! (Explained next post) (Auto L Shroom will be explained next post as well.) We gotta get out of the Palace of Iridescence and backtrack to Shiver Snowfield, stat! Hopefully not too many baddies or tourists have flocked to the scene of the Star Spirit yet.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 05:16:26 No. 5236498 Report Quoted By:
You creak open the Purple Door and you see an empty, dark room. Just another mirror image of the party. Light flickers and you see that they aren't reflections, but Shadow versions of all of you...>>>Improved Shell Strike (2FP) Strike all grounded enemies for 1d5+3. This move has no Cooldown, but you will become Dizzy for 2 Turns if used back-to-back. (4-8 dmg) >>>Shell Sweep (3FP) Strike all grounded enemies back and forth for 2d4+3. This move has no Cooldown, but you will become Dizzy for 2 Turns if used back-to-back. Crit Fails (Double 1's) return your 3 FP to you and still deals damage!! Crits (Double 4's) make all struck enemies Dizzy for 2 turns!! (5-11 dmg)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 05:19:57 No. 5236503 Report And Here's your handy-dandy new Badge:
>Auto L Shroom Badge (Equip: 3BP) Whenever a party member falls, if you have a Life Shroom in your Inventory, it is automatically used to revive that member at the start of your turn, rather than an available party member popping out.
Don't forget about your other unequipped Badges in your Badge Case!
Spike Shield! (**Equip: 3 -----> 2 BP)
For Bowser only. Attacks -Spiky type enemies normally without penalty, negating their counterattack.
Quick Change Badge! (Equip: 7BP)(Activate: 0 BP)
Affects all party members. The Swap Ability becomes the Quick Change Ability! Whenever an Active Party Member Quick Changes to a Reserve/Benched Member, the new Active Member may act immediately! Simply announce both commands. I.E.:
-Dr. Mario uses 1FP to quick change/swap out for Wario, who uses Fart Gas for 6FP!
-Birdo casts Shoot Egg on Sonic The Hedgehog!
-Toad, Swap(Quick Change) with Daisy and have her use Mushroom on Birdo!
Check the pastebin (
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 ) for BP costs and descriptions of currently Equipped Badges. For sell price on currently Equipped Badges, just inquire.
Here are the sell prices for your Unequipped Badges once you get back to Rowf in Toad Town or another Badge outlet, if you're interested in selling them. Don't be afraid to hang on to them if you like their effects, though.
Quick Change - 120 Coins
Spike Shield - 35 Coins
Auto L Shroom - 90 Coins
(Can't sell 'em just yet, but feel free to discuss or plan.)
Anddd uhhhhh.....
Now that you've got multiple party members on the Bench, you need to choose who is in "First Position" on the Bench! In fact, re-structure your whole Formation right now!! That's an order, soldier!
>First Position: (Bowser, Kammy, Troopa Jr., Grubba, Doopliss)
>Middle Position: (Bowser, Kammy, Troopa Jr., Grubba, Doopliss)
>Back Position: (Bowser, Kammy, Troopa Jr., Grubba, Doopliss)
>First Bench: (Bowser, Kammy, Troopa Jr., Grubba, Doopliss)
>Second Bench: (Bowser, Kammy, Troopa Jr., Grubba, Doopliss)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 05:21:03 No. 5236504 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 2, 4, 6 = 13 (4d6) Now, let's navigate our way outta this place!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 05:33:27 No. 5236511 Report Rolled 2 (1d4) Hmm, seems like that neckbeard Boo is actually rather reasonable. He's willing to negotiate:
>Have Kammy fuck him! >Return his 50 Coins to him! >Naw, fuck that, trounce him! ~
And...
>>5236503 >Don't forget to set up your Formation for battle, including your new 1st/2nd Bench positions!! >>5236503 ~
And... I just decided I don't want to do another Gulpit/Ice Puff/Frost Piranha battle. I figure some of you may feel the same way, so I'm going to reroll that one. Sorry not sorry.
Comes after the Boo Encounter and before the Koopa Krowd:
1 You take a shortcut through a frozen cavern and get Back Attacked by Frigid Swipulas!!
2 You gotta thrash a group of Toad tourists skiing on the mountain, it's irresistible... They just look so dorky!! Not to mention, you can hear their Coins jingle-jangling from up the mountain. You can Ambush them all with a single 3FP Shell Sweep, but they'll counter-ambush you and take Actions as soon as you do that!! You can take these nerds, though.
3 You come upon a hot spring in an icy alcove, fully recovering all HP, FP and SSP! Ahhhhh... How relaxing.
4 A Boo from the Palace tracked you down to give you a tip for Kammy's performance: A Usable Item, the Raccoon Tail! (Grants permanent Flying status to one party member for ONE entire battle. Cannot be removed by enemies, Jumps or anything.)
(Continuing in the morning, get your Formations and Boo Encounter votes in.)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 05:39:38 No. 5236516 Report >>5236511 To extrapolate, choosing to trounce the Boos means another fight. Takes one battle longer to get to the Star Spirit, but rewards you the spoils of war if you win. They can't be stronger than Crump, right?
And 50 Coins is 50 Coins, even if they aren't rightfully yours. You don't really wanna part with them, but you could, to avoid a fight or...
Having Kammy sell her body... You decide for yourself what those repercussions and implications are.
(1st quest of mine to pass 1000 posts in one thread, woohoo! Thanks, everyone!)
Anonymous
>>5236503 First Position Dooplis
Second position Bowser
Third Position Kammy
First Becn Junior
Second Bench Grubba
>>5236511 Naw, fuck that, trounce him!
Anonymous
>>5236550 +1
>>5236511 Go fuck yourself you basement neet! You're not fucking my sorta mom!
Fuck now I feel weird about being horny for Kammy now that I know she raised Bowser.
Anonymous
>>5236516 First: Grubba
Second: Bowser
Last: Kammy
We need Grubba to be somewhere in there so we can at least earn coins. He needs to be in the fight for just 1 turn.
Anonymous
>>5236563 >>5236550 >>5236516 >Artistic description of the fat boo Anonymous
>>5236563 Tbh anon Bowser had to be born somehow. Honestly who laid the egg that became Bowser?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 16:25:58 No. 5236854 Report >>5236622 Momma Koopa >>5236570 Quick Change Badge may be worth trying to equip, you could have Grubba lead the party and tank hits from an Ambush, then Quick Change him to anyone on the Bench for a same-turn Action from the other party member. Costs 7BP, though. And don't worry, you're pretty good on Coins now, and rewards will go up as the battles continue. And the coming enemies are no pushovers, you may have no choice but to throw Grubba in the Active Party!!
~
Exiting the Purple Door you entered, you find yourself inside the Crystal Shed you fought those 8 PhD's in. You knew there was a secret passage in here! Dangit! Oh well, let's just get outta here and on the path to rescue/capture Skolar.
The party gingerly walks around the pit that lead to the Frost Piranha Patch and starts heading down the hill.
"Going somewhere, fellers?"
You look back to the shimmering Palace doors to see who's speaking.
You've never seen him, but Grubba and Kammy both blush, rub their necks and look away.
Returning his question, "Uh, yeah. We're leaving. Peace out, dawg."
"Not before I give the Stank Hag a "Pearl Necklace"
(Hint: this is not a Key or Usable Item) or get my money back from Fatso or whatever his name is!!"
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 16:33:26 No. 5236860 Report Quoted By:
>>5236854 You double take back and forth between Kammy and Grubba. You don't understand what he's talking about. You look at the Stank Hag.
"Well? He wants to give you a Pearl Necklace, Kammy! That sounds great! I hope it's a really big one! Har har! Go over and take it from him, then come back and give it to me! I'll keep it safe in my pocket."
The Crowd of Boos coming to confront you are laughing their asses off at this point.
"Hey, SHUT UP!" The fat Boo issues a command to his cronies and you, then asks your party as he points to your new Partner, "and what are you doing with that pervert? We caught him Copycatting a Lady Boo and trying to make out with the dudes!! We locked him up for a reason, you know!"
You look at Doopliss and he (she? it?) just shrugs.
"Y'know what? I don't even want your jewels anymore, just leave us alone, we're busy!" You tell them.
Your party turns around to head down the Mountain, but the Boos phase out and phase back, right in front of you! They're not leaving, and you're not leaving! Not without a fight!
Watch out for these guys, once they know they're in Danger on their turn, they will automatically turn Invisible for 1 turn, and still use an Action like normal! They're also permanently Dodgy!!!
We're freshly healed, but we've got a long way to Skolar. Let's conserve our stats as best as possible, while still handily defeating our foes!!
>Why don't we show 'em who's boss! >>>Movesets + EQUIPPED BADGES + More: pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 (Includes Doopliss) Current Items: Mushroom (+5HP), x2 Life Shroom (Revive K.O.'d member with +10HP), Dried Bouquet (+1FP/Recipe ingredient), Honey Super (+10HP, +5FP)
Field:
Doopliss (13 HP)(11 FP) DEF1
Bowser (30 HP)(20 FP)(1.9/2 SSP) DEF2
Kammy (13HP)(16FP) Flying
1st Bench: Troopa Jr. (18HP)(9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky
2nd Bench: Grubba (22 HP)(11 FP)
Boo W (13HP)(6FP) Dodgy
Boo X (13HP)(6FP) Dodgy
Boobeard the Scoundrel (23HP)(17FP) DEF2, Dodgy
Boo Y (13HP)(6FP) Dodgy
Boo Z (13HP)(6FP) Dodgy
>Estimated SP gain: 23 Boo - 4 x 3SP
BooBeard - 1 x 11SP
>Estimated Coin gain: 14 (21 with Grubba's passive Promoter skill.) (They're rather low on funds because you already robbed these suckers blind with your wet strip show! Drats!) >Estimated other gains: Rolled low-to-mid quality Item >>5236617 Where is the "unsee" button?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 17:02:44 No. 5236895 Report Oh yeah, to clarify, Doopliss first, Bowser second, Kammy third. I'll delineate the bench better next time.
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>>5236854 KOOMAMA
>Key Item: Venereal Disease (Cannot be thrown away) >>5236895 >Bowser - shell sweep These guys are slippery. We spin back and forth right?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 17:50:37 No. 5236938 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 3, 1 - 1 = 4 (3d3 - 1) Doopliss looks to prove his worth with a big ol' Doopliss Dash on the enemy's Front Position!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 17:51:39 No. 5236940 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d2) Only 2 damage? C'mon, Doopliss!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 18:00:52 No. 5236943 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 1 + 3 = 8 (2d4 + 3) Solid hit, Doopliss! He's crying now!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 18:04:19 No. 5236946 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1 = 15 (10d2) Dodge rolls!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 18:08:33 No. 5236948 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5, 5 = 10 (2d6) Every common Boo gets smacked for a gnarly 7 damage!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 18:12:54 No. 5236950 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d6) You're Huge for 3 turns!! That's probably the rest of the battle! The extra damage is nice, but hopefully you can hit these Dodgy bastards with it!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 18:18:57 No. 5236954 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 3 + 4 = 11 (2d6 + 4) He yells at his goons for being so impotent!! Only 1 damage on Doopliss? Punish that sick freak!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 18:33:55 No. 5236965 Report The pair deals 13 damage exactly!! Doopliss can't handle the pressure, and faints!
>K.O.! Darn! Can't copycat Huge Bowser or Dodgy Boobeard when you're passed out!!
Don't worry, Doopliss, you can prove yourself next time. We'll Life Shroom you back. Probably... Eh... Next level up isn't too far away... We'll see, pal.
TJ, get out here and help us handle these pervy jerks, it's our turn now!!
The normal Boos didn't even use any FP when they trounced Doopliss...
Boo W is Invisible, but you can still assault the Front Position, which is, in effect, Boo X for this turn!
>Choose an Action for TJ, then Huge Bowser, then Kammy!! Movesets + EQUIPPED BADGES + More:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 (Includes Doopliss)
Current Items: Mushroom (+5HP), x2 Life Shroom (Revive K.O.'d member with +10HP), Dried Bouquet (+1FP/Recipe ingredient), Honey Super (+10HP, +5FP)
Field:
Troopa Jr. (18HP)(9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky
Bowser (30 HP)(17/20 FP)(2 SSP) DEF2, Huge (3)
Kammy (13HP)(13/16FP) Flying
1st Bench: Grubba (22 HP)(11 FP)
2nd Bench: Doopliss (0 HP)(11 FP) DEF1 - K.O.'d!!!
Boo W (4/13HP)(6FP) Dodgy, Invis (1)
Boo X (6/13HP)(6FP) Dodgy
Boobeard the Scoundrel (19/23HP)(13/17FP) DEF2, Dodgy
Boo Y (6/13HP)(6FP) Dodgy
Boo Z (6/13HP)(6FP) Dodgy
Bonus: Route the enemy team in just 2 more turns to upgrade the Item roll from low-to-mid, to mid-to-high quality!
TURBO Bonus: Finish in just 1 more turn for a sweet Badge!! Don't even try it! There's no way you can do it with all this Dodging!! Sorry for even mentioning it! But if you can pull it off, I'll lay down a killer reward, promise!! Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 18:35:12 No. 5236969 Report Quoted By:
(Forgot to tack on the Improved Charges to Boos W and X. Beware their next strikes!)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 18:37:11 No. 5236971 Report Quoted By:
Boobeard Boob-eared
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>>5236965 Junior: Lightning Blast
Bowser: Bowser breath
Kammy: Broom Bash Boo Beard
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 21:13:26 No. 5237131 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5, 3, 4, 5, 3 - 2 = 18 (5d6 - 2) (I'm a dummy. Since Boo W is Invisible it's basically impossible to win this turn. I'll push the Bonuses back one more turn each to amend that. Have at it! It'll be difficult or impossible to get the TURBO bonus if any Boo goes Invisible, beware!)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 21:17:08 No. 5237139 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 2 = 7 (4d2) Electricity crackles in the air. It's a big storm! Does it land? (Accidentally rolled for the InvisiBoo. We'll take out the first roll from the last set.)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 21:20:45 No. 5237145 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 1, 2, 2 - 2 = 5 (4d3 - 2) Boo X is Paralyzed and hit for 1 damage!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 21:27:44 No. 5237152 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5, 2 - 1 = 6 (2d9 - 1) Aww, shucks, you were so close!! You roasted X and Z, but Y is left in Peril and will turn Invis next turn! Darn! We can still win the bonus Item though!
Boo W loses his Invis as Kammy goes in to Broom Bash the bloated Boobeard!
Thanks for reminding me to update
>>5220344 It's a Broom Bash! Don't roll a 1!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 21:29:43 No. 5237153 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d2) Unfortunately, Kammy's second pass has no chance of inflicting damage against Boobeard's DEF2. Did he dodge the first hit for 3HP?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 21:36:02 No. 5237164 Report Rolled 1, 2, 11 = 14 (3d12) Kammy flies pointlessly through the air for 1FP.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 21:39:14 No. 5237168 Report Rolled 2 (1d6) >>5237164 You all narrowly avoid his goo, except for Bowser who takes it to the face for 2 damage!
You're livid!
The InvisiBoo Z follows up with a Boo Bash on TJ in the front row!
Back to your turn!
>(Calculating...) Anonymous
>>5237164 >>5237168 >I guess he got the pearl necklace after all Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 20 Apr 2022 22:54:37 No. 5237236 Report >>5237225 kek
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Sigh... Of course I immediately forget Bowser is Huge.
Fixes (wtf there are so many):
I accidentally called Boo Y, Boo "Z" last post... I know this is a little confusing.
Instead of rerolling, I'll just double the Breath dice roll, so 10.
Boos Y + Z are dead, so never went Invis...
Boo W changes his strategy, and assumes Boo Y's Boo Bash on TJ rather than Going Ghost.
I got the Bowser Breath roll mixed up with the Dodge rolls for it... Kill meeeeeeee... Not gonna roll the Dodges. They Dodge too much. Kill me nowwwwww....
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Your party stands battered but unswayed. You're not giving this guy his money back!!
And now that he's spurted his ectoplasmic goo in your face... It would've been one thing if the goo were endoplasmic or ectothermic, but exoplasm is a step too far. Squash 'em! Dodge THIS!! (Please don't!)
>Choose an Action for TJ, then Huge Bowser, then Kammy!! Finish 'em now to earn the premium Item roll! Movesets + EQUIPPED BADGES + More:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 (Includes Doopliss)
Current Items: Mushroom (+5HP), x2 Life Shroom (Revive K.O.'d member with +10HP), Dried Bouquet (+1FP/Recipe ingredient), Honey Super (+10HP, +5FP)
Field:
Troopa Jr. (17/18HP)(4/9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky
Bowser (28/30 HP)(13/20 FP)(2 SSP) DEF2, Huge (2)
Kammy (13HP)(12/16FP) Flying
-1ST BENCH: Grubba (22 HP)(11 FP)
-2ND BENCH: Doopliss (0/13 HP)(11 FP) DEF1 - K.O.'d!!!**
Boo W (4/13HP)(6FP) Dodgy
Boobeard the Scoundrel (9/23HP)(7/17FP) DEF2, Dodgy
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For the sake of keeping this train a-rollin'... These are the stats we're going with; unless there is something "major" to address.
(**Another thing I may or may not have fudged previously in the thread: K.O.'d Party Members are supposed to return to 1HP after every battle. So don't worry about having to use a Life Shroom on Doopliss now, but you may consider the Honey Super or standard Mushroom once you're in the next battle - you won't have a chance to stop and rest/use Items before the next encounter, but you will be able to use Items after the next one; before you go fight for Skolar.)
(King of the run-on sentence, years running)
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>>5237236 >Bowser - jump >Kammy - shape beam >TJ - shell bonk I'd try to be more creative, but we just need these guys out of the way.
I was thinking of doing a Tantrum stamp avalanche, and using Kammy mount broom + TJ Airlift+Rest-minus his health Regen
Something sneaky to fuck them up. Even if they dodge they're under a lot of snow. Serves them right to try and skeet on a poor old lady
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 00:53:02 No. 5237398 Report Rolled 2 + 1 (1d7 + 1) Let's tear 'em down one by one!
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>>5237398 We've only seen this move 3> times so far
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 01:04:37 No. 5237416 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d4 + 2) Shit. Disregard last post. TJ goes first. Let's see if his Shellbonk took out the Boo first.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 01:15:52 No. 5237436 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 1, 2 = 5 (3d2) Troopa^, ^U,^ Kam-kam's hit attempts on these dodgy devils
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 01:19:23 No. 5237439 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 2, 3 + 1 = 8 (3d3 + 1) You miss...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 01:24:04 No. 5237445 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6 (1d18) Darn, not quite!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 01:32:28 No. 5237460 Report He smacks you for -4HP... >Use simple moves like Jump, Shellbonk and Wand Smack. >Use flashy moves like Shell Sweep and Conjure Obstacle. >Stop fighting. Extend a hand of friendship, if Boobeard will accept. >Extend your mercy. Just leave them crippled in front of the Palace of Iridescence. >Write in - ???
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>>5237460 Let Kammy show Boobeard the goods, just for a good bye.
Bowser and TJ execute the other Boo Taliban style
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 02:23:17 No. 5237543 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 (1d6) Bowser and TJ stalk the last minor Boo and you put your mighty foot to his skull while Boobeard watches.>SP gain: 23 (Currently 61SP) >Coin gain: 14 (Currently: 501 Coins. With your 3 Supernova Specks, you're at 80% of a Token! Keep saving up!) >Rolled Item: 1d6
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 04:01:11 No. 5237664 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 2 + 3 = 6 (2d4 + 3) You hear the sound of Coin-on-Coin action!!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 04:09:06 No. 5237671 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6 + 6 (1d6 + 6) They are able to brace themselves from your pre-emptive strike pretty well!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 04:12:28 No. 5237679 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 (1d8) Fresh Powder does no damage, but costs the pro Toadarella 0FP.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 04:16:23 No. 5237686 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5, 4 = 9 (2d10) TJ got cleaved in half by that behemoth of a Toad "woman"... He's hanging in there, though.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 04:32:51 No. 5237701 Report Cpt. Toadski has an oddly familiar aura like the ones you found on E. Gadd and Sir Grodus... Could this Deathproof status effect be the byproduct of expensive new tech or Items that Gadd and the X-Force were working on? Must be, because it's all new to you...
They're all wearing Toadlympic Medals, too. Those would look nice in your Key Items Inventory.
You've drawn a mixed Crowd of Toads, Lakitus, Goombas, a few Bob-ombs and Shy Guys, and even a purple Yoshi kid. They stop skiing to watch the fight. They all seem in the mood for spectating combat, except the obviously nervous Toads in the Crowd.
>Nevermind that. Let's rob some Toadlympic Skiers!!! Trounce 'em first so it's easier to loot the medals from their cold, unconscious bodies! Movesets + Equipped Badges + More:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 (Includes Doopliss)
Current Items: Mushroom (+5HP), x2 Life Shroom (Revive K.O.'d member with +10HP), Dried Bouquet (+1FP/Recipe ingredient), Honey Super (+10HP, +5FP), Maple Syrup (+10FP)
Field:
Troopa Jr. (6/18HP)(1/9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky, Depleted
Bowser (21/30 HP)(10/20 FP)(2 SSP) DEF2
Kammy (9/13HP)(12/16FP) Flying
-1ST BENCH: Grubba (22 HP)(11 FP)
-2ND BENCH: Doopliss (1/13 HP)(11 FP) DEF1, Peril
Toadhilda (25/30HP)(0/0FP) DEF1, Hyper Charged
Toadarella (18/24HP)(20FP)
Toadina (13/19HP)(15/17FP)
Cpt. Toadski (11/17HP)(22/24FP) Deathproof
Friendly word of advice: As a general (not absolute) rule, "named" opponents like these typically reject the Love Arrow's mind-controlling effects and instead take 7 damage from it. So if you plan to use the Love Arrow, know it *likely* won't mind-control any of these 4 enemies, but can still damage them.
>Estimated Gains: 25-40SP, 50 Coins minimum, and a mixed Item/Coin/Badge roll. You've got another battle ahead of you without a break in between. Better make sure you're ready for the next battle at the end of this one!! No sleep till Skolar.
Anonymous
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>>5237701 JR: Rest
Bowser: Try and melt the snow near the skiers with Bowser Breath
Kammy: Shape Beam Toadarella
Anonymous
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Aww man, TJ is getting harassed by and pelted in snow! He takes a turn to Rest it off!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 13:02:01 No. 5237931 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6, 6 - 2 = 10 (2d7 - 2) Wtf m8? I think I capitalized the D in the dice box. Woopsies.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:ZQ9w+JKQ Thu 21 Apr 2022 13:14:40 No. 5237934 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 2, 3, 1 - 2 = 7 (4d3 - 2) Hah! Who needs Items when you've spent years of your life perfecting laziness and shirking responsibility! TJ's an expert! +4HP/+4FP
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 13:23:20 No. 5237935 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 1, 3, 1 = 8 (4d3) Slush roll!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 13:32:13 No. 5237940 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 2, 1 + 1 = 6 (3d3 + 1) Ditzy Toadina miraculously avoids falling in the slush, and Toadhilda never had a chance. "She's" built like a brick shithouse reinforced with metal bars.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 13:36:11 No. 5237942 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 + 6 (1d6 + 6) No dice!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 13:40:46 No. 5237944 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 9 - 4 (1d16 - 4) The hulking Toad behemoth of a "woman" just charged up and punched your buddy so hard in the stomach he coughed up an actual lung! Good thing his Magic Shell was there to protect him.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 13:48:01 No. 5237947 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 9 (1d10) She wallops like a trained fencer with her ski stick. You lose 5HP!
Toadina is still obsessed with having a dirty snowball fight! She sends a Blue Snowball Throw right at the tough TJ!
C'mon, crit fail so that our buddy may live!!!
She launches it square at his chest...
It's gaining speed...
It's gaining heat...
It's gaining steam...
It's caught fire!!
youtube.com/watch?v=CI8j3YMBq-4 Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 13:58:11 No. 5237952 Report TJ lies defeated by the snowball.
Grubba quickly steps in to fill the gap.
Cpt. Toadski is up to something in the back row. She's performing a Rev Up on her snowmobile!! Oh, that bitch better not try to run you over with it... Don't forget she's Deathproof and will come back with 1HP immediately after you K.O. her the first time. (She'll then lose the Deathproof status)
Reminder: Bowser Breath is on Cooldown for 2 turns!! Once we get out of this shivery hellhole, we won't need to worry about that anymore!
>Your turn!! They're weak! Well, not Toadhilda... Grubba first! Then Bowser! Lastly, Kammy! Movesets + Equipped Badges + More:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Current Items: Mushroom (+5HP), x2 Life Shroom (Revive K.O.'d member with +10HP), Dried Bouquet (+1FP/Recipe ingredient), Honey Super (+10HP, +5FP), Maple Syrup (+10FP)
Field:
Grubba (22 HP)(11 FP)
Bowser (16/30 HP)(6/20 FP)(2 SSP) DEF2
Kammy (9/13HP)(6/16FP) Flying
-1ST BENCH: Doopliss (1/13 HP)(11 FP) DEF1, Peril
-2ND BENCH: Troopa Jr. (0/18HP)(5/9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky, K.O.'d!!
Toadhilda (18/30HP)(0/0FP) DEF1, Hyper Charged
Toadarella (5/24HP)(9/20FP)
Toadina (6/19HP)(15/17FP)
Cpt. Toadski (4/17HP)(17/24FP) Deathproof
>Est. Coin gain with Grubba in the fight: 66+ Note: Forgot to subtract 3FP from the last Shape Beam. Kammy has 6FP.
Anonymous
>>5237952 >Bowser - tantrum stamp >Kammy - defense block >Grubba - club What's the stage audience look like?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:RNMHQLDV Thu 21 Apr 2022 16:18:29 No. 5238043 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d8 + 1) >>5238001 The Crowd all along the snowy hill... They're cheering! Even some of the Toads look happy that they can go back to skiing now, without these four hogging the mountain. Some of them are actually leaving so they can shred the gnar while there's still gnar to shred. The Yoshi kid looks like he's up to something, though...
Grubba goes up for a Super Club on the brute Toadhilda! She barely flinches!!
That's when you start stamping/stomping up a snowstorm... If you manage to roll 4 twice or more, you'll send them all into the slush lake!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:Nq9jWl5M Thu 21 Apr 2022 16:24:10 No. 5238048 Report Rolled 1, 4, 1, 3 = 9 (4d4) You can't believe Toadhilda just shook off one of Grubba's best hits yet!
Anonymous
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 17:04:01 No. 5238067 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d12 + 6) >>5238059 thank you for sharing, but this is a blue board you can't post pictures of topless females
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(Updated my quest while in line at the DMV like a boss)
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You can put up a Blocking Block, but there's no stopping Cpt. Toadski's Abominable Snowmobile!! It'll at least mitigate the damage.
Toadski's 2-turn move activated at the beginning of the turn, superseding Toadhilda's attack. However, Cpt. Toadski will be unable to act on their turn as they recharge and reset.
The snowmobile crashes through the Conjured Obstacle and hits the whole active party!!!
Deals 1d12+6 damage to the front position (Bye-bye Yellow Block), then it loses 3 PWR each party member it hits. So it effectively deals 1d12+3 to Grubba, 1d12+0 to Bowser, and 1d12-3 to Kammy.
Toadhilda comes in and gives another Hyper Uppercut...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 17:08:55 No. 5238071 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5 + 6 (1d6 + 6) Right on Grubba's jaw!!!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 17:15:55 No. 5238079 Report Toadhilda just hulks and breathes in place like the NPC he/she is. She nearly liquefied Grubba's brains with that last strike...
...What is this monster??
>Just put it down already!! These Toads weren't the easy marks you thought they were!! Movesets + Equipped Badges + More:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Current Items: Mushroom (+5HP), x2 Life Shroom (Revive K.O.'d member with +10HP), Dried Bouquet (+1FP/Recipe ingredient), Honey Super (+10HP, +5FP), Maple Syrup (+10FP)
Field:
Grubba (5/22 HP)(11 FP) Danger
Bowser (15/30 HP)(6/20 FP)(2 SSP) DEF2
Kammy (9/13HP)(6/16FP) Flying
-1ST BENCH: Doopliss (1/13 HP)(11 FP) DEF1, Peril
-2ND BENCH: Troopa Jr. (0/18HP)(5/9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky, K.O.'d!!
Toadhilda (3/30HP)(0/0FP) DEF1, Hyper Charged
Cpt. Toadski (1/17HP)(10/24FP)
Luckily Bowser nearly stopped the snowmobile entirely, only getting pushed back a few feet and taking 1 damage and protecting Kammy entirely. Kammy blushes as Bowser backs his dump truck into her low-flying face. Strange dynamics have been developing in this relationship ever since the Star Spirits have gotten involve... Stranger than usual...
Anonymous
>>5238079 Grubba: rest
Bowser: Bite the captain, the poison should kill her after deathproof kicks in
Kammy: Broom Bash Toadshehulk
Anonymous
>>5238086 Wait replace Grubba's rest with Super Snooze
Anonymous
>>5238086 >>5238087 +1 but replace it with shell strike
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5238103 Actually change that. Have Grubba sell out. They're on their last legs so we might as well earn some additional coins from their expense.
Actually no not even that.
>>5238079 Grubba: sell out
Bowser: grab Cpt. Toadski off her snowmobile to use as a meat shield against Toadhilda
Kammy: steal the snow mobile.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 18:19:24 No. 5238126 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 3 + 2 = 8 (2d7 + 2) >>5238086 >>5238087 No worries, Bowser's 9 damage Tantrum Stamp already took Cpt. Toadski's Deathproof away since she only had 4 HP when she got hit with it. She's at 1HP and nothing can save her now!!
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Grubba takes his revenge... served cold...
>Super Snooze! He's out like a light! Man, it seems like this guy is always squirreling away from a fight! Surely I did not intend to rhyme, ignore this flowery language, it was also a mistake this time.
Grubba will be well prepared to Club whatever is waiting for you in the basin of Shiver Snowfield.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 18:25:51 No. 5238132 Report Rolled 6 - 6 (1d18 - 6) >>5238121 (just saw this lol sorry. and trust me, no one in your party has the is smart enough to operate a snowmobile, womp womp)
Grubba reaches nirvana in his sleep and continues snoozing away, with a +5HP/+5FP boost.
33% of Bowser's brain would really like to use a Shell Sweep, since it's such a BAMF move. Actually, fuck that, let's commit international war crimes and take non-combatant hostages!
But then the other 2/3 of Bowser's brain considers there are juicy brains to go along with the Toads' mushroom tips, may as well slurp 'em while they're alive, what a delicacy!!
You run up on the captain of the squad...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 18:29:57 No. 5238136 Report Rolled 9 - 1 (1d9 - 1) And instead sink your fangs in nothing!!>Broom Bash!
Anonymous
Rolled 5 - 1 (1d9 - 1) >>5238132 Lol can we just steal or sell the snowmobile to someone? I dont know if no one wants it, give it to the yoshi kid since he had the balls to try and help out. BUT ONLY IF HE KNOWS HOW TO USE IT! Wait scratch that he probably doesnt. Sell it then?
>>5238136 You forgot a 1d9.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 19:53:51 No. 5238184 Report Quoted By:
Walked away from computer mid-update, thought I finished for some reason. Sorry.
>>5238152 Ah, thank you.
~
Crit!
Crit Bonus: Crowds are now more familiar with you and more likely to cheer for you at the onset of battles. You may meet fans (or anti-fans!) outside of battle as well.
Kammy slams into Toadhilda so hard, her(?) wig flies off, revealing a stubbly head and knocking a set of dentures out of her(?) mouth!
It's futile, but Cpt. Toadski throws a final snowball at Kammy before you trounce her.
>(Calculating...) captcha: m8id0 (mate I do)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 20:36:03 No. 5238224 Report Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6) >>5238152 Trouncing these nerds earned you...
>+68 Coins! (Current: 569 Coins, 3 Supernova Specks) >+30SP (Current: Lvl. 13, 91SP) >One Mixed Roll!! 1 Fire Flower!
2 10 Coins!
3 Honey Super!
4 50 Coins!
5 Charge P Badge!
6 Charge Badge!
You consider taking the snowmobile down the hill, so you have all 5 of you guys pile on it! Stealing is fun! Ahaha!
Naturally, you break it and cause an avalanche!! You're compacted inside of a giant snowball hurling downhill until it knocks into a hole in the wall of a secret cave!!!
Inside you find an additional Mixed Roll!! (1d6 --> 2d6!)
Unfortunately, everyone on the mountainside saw you bail and eat shit!! Ha ha ha!!! Instant karma for a thief!
You shake off the laughter and ridicule.
There are all sorts of people and species enjoying the mountain and the nearby Frostbite Boutique. You head to the quaint store so you can stock up and maybe heal, since your party is so beat up from all the run ins with all the adversaries in this region...
That's when you drop everything. While you're shopping, a group of Koopa youth start discussing super loud who they think should be King Koopa.
The group pretends not to have noticed you after looking right at you.
Hammer Brother C starts: "So who do you think should be the new leader of the Koopa race? I hope we get Bowsette! I jack off to her every night."
One of the Koopatrols pipes up "Bro, even Kammy would make a better leader than that wet fart of a man!!"
A VERY familiar Dry Bones then says "I jack off to Kammy every night."
The group goes quiet...
The Dry Bones tries to save himself and still seem cool: "Heh, anyone but Bowser! What a goof that guy is!! I used to work for him, cuz, y'know, not many places in Toad Town accepting a Dry Bones mechanic... But yeah, I used to steal from him and use his toilet all the time and not flush!!"
The Crowd around them bursts in laughter and points at you. A naughty Bob-omb throws an Ice Cream that splatters all over your shell for -2FP.
That's the guy who stole your incredibly valuable TURBO Rest Badge!!! He's still wearing it on his Dry Shell! Ooooooh!!! Your blood is boiling!! Let's confront him!! You're going to humble these punk ass kids and take your badge back!!
There's a big Crowd all around you, drinking Hot Cocoa and Koopa Tea and cheering on both sides.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 20:42:20 No. 5238229 Report Gee, what luck! Before your next fight, you'll get to decide if you want to equip those Charge Badges. You're finally able to unlock Hyper Charge for your Partners, and Improved Charge for yourself!! They've got small BP and FP costs, so it's up to you whether you want to implement that into your strategy or not.
Not now though!!
But we've got tinier, lamer, small-pricked fish to fry right now.
Your own former employees who stole from you and badmouth you all the time!!
Let's prove to the Crowd you're a cool, hip employer connected with demands of today's youth AND today's market! The Koopa Kingdom will rise again!!
"Yeet," you eke out to the Crowd. They just look at you very confused. Not a great start. You're teeter tottering!!!
>Humble these snotnose jerks!! Movesets + Equipped Badges + More:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Current Items: Mushroom (+5HP), x2 Life Shroom (Revive K.O.'d member with +10HP), Dried Bouquet (+1FP/Recipe ingredient), Honey Super (+10HP, +5FP), Maple Syrup (+10FP)
Field:
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 20:43:24 No. 5238231 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 7 (1d10) Here's the snowball that hit Kammy before you dusted off Toadski
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 21 Apr 2022 21:04:16 No. 5238261 Report Ouch. 60% of your party is in Peril or Danger and/or low on FP. You're lucky this isn't an Ambush. >Fight! Watch out for Full-Spiky on those Koopatrols!
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>>5238229 Definitely equip the charge badge after battle
>>5238224 >"So who do you think should be the new leader of the Koopa race? Us naturally
>Heh, anyone but Bowser! What a goof that guy is!! I used to work for him, cuz, y'know, not many places in Toad Town accepting a Dry Bones mechanic... But yeah, I used to steal from him and use his toilet all the time and not flush!! Fucking talking about us like we're Luigi. Let's stomp these pricks and turn the Dry Bones' skull into a bedpan at the Old L
Koops Home.
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>>5238261 >Bowser - beef up >Kammy - magic roulette >Grubba - feed Kammy honey super Sorry if there's a recipe you guys want to make
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 00:09:15 No. 5238470 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d6) Grubba porks a Honey Super down Kammy's throat! She gains +10HP/+5FP!!vegetarian option. Don't look at the picture. Don't. Just don't. I'm sorry. If I had to suffer scrolling through it on google images, then all of you must suffer as well.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 00:18:01 No. 5238475 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d6 + 2) Koopatrol B says "If no one's gonna make the first move, then here I come!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 00:33:40 No. 5238489 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 3, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2 = 18 (9d3) Hmm, would you look at that, they all chose the same move, Hammer Hurricane. Normally it's a 3d3 move. With all of them doing it, it's a 9d3 move. I N V I S I B L E!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 00:45:48 No. 5238509 Report Kammy and Grubba eat 4 damage each, and 5 mini hammers fly into the snow where you stand.
Two lumps raise on Grubba's head as he tips over. He's K.O.'d!!
Even in Peril, Doopliss jumps in from the Bench to prove his worth!
>Fight!! Doopliss first, then Bowser, then Bowser AGAIN, then Kammy! Mind your stats, both HP and FP!!! All that's left on the Bench is a 1HP Troopa Jr.! Movesets + Equipped Badges + More:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Current Items: Mushroom (+5HP), x2 Life Shroom (Revive K.O.'d member with +10HP), Dried Bouquet (+1FP/Recipe ingredient), Honey Super (+10HP, +5FP), Maple Syrup (+10FP)
Field:
Doopliss (1/13 HP)(11 FP) DEF1, Peril
Bowser (16/30 HP)(7/20 FP)(1.1/2 SSP) DEF2, Beef Up!! (+1PWR/+1DEF)(2) Invis(2), Fast(2), Regen +2/+2 (1)
Kammy (3/13HP)(8/16FP) Beef Up!! (+1PWR/+1DEF)(1) Danger!
-1ST BENCH: Troopa Jr. (1/18HP)(5/9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky, Peril
-2ND BENCH: Grubba (0/22 HP)(11 FP) K.O.!
Red Bones C (10HP)(8FP) DEF1
Koopatrol A (18HP)(9/12FP) DEF2, Full-Spiky, Hyper Charged (1)
Koopatrol B (18HP)(12FP) DEF2, Full-Spiky
Dry Bones Dickhead (8HP)(3/5FP)
Red Bones A (10HP)(6/8FP) DEF1
Red Bones B (10HP)(0/8FP) DEF1
Hammer Bro A (14HP)(10/14FP) DEF2
Hammer Bro B (14HP)(10/14FP) DEF2
Hammer Bro C (14HP)(10/14FP) DEF2
*Dry Bones Dickhead would have only done 1 damage, not 2, as Bowser is Beefed. But... Invisible, so yeah. 0.
Anonymous
>>5238509 Dooplis: Copycat Bowser
Bowser: Double dip mushrooms for both partners
Kammy: Magic Roulette on Doopliss
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 05:28:33 No. 5238763 Report >>5238753 Gonna go to bed right now, having Doopliss Copycat Bowser is an act of genius. However; you only have one Mushroom, if you want to use Dried Bouquet or Maple Syrup instead/in addition, designate who gets what or I will choose based on who I think needs what most. And last but not least, Magic Roulette is for Bowser only! If you can make the whole team Invisible (which is somehow seriously like a 90% chance with Magic Roulette), then I'd be out of a job! If no response until the morning/next post, we'll just keep buffing up Bowser. Otherwise, feel free to change.
(I fudged up and forgot to remove Honey Super from the Items list. Pretend it's not there.)
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>>5238753 That's a waste of life shrooms since we'll level up after this battle.
>>5238509 Dooplis: feed bowsee the honey
Bowser: double super tantrum stamp. That's like (4d6+1) x2 damage. That ahit ain't no joke.
Kammy: if they're all not dead yet then magic roulette
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>>5238763 >>5238509 >Doopliss - copy Bowser >Bowser - Tantrum Stamp Do the Dry Bones have weakness to fire? If so, then Bowser Breath, if not, then 2nd Stamp
>Kammy - mount broom Anonymous
>>5238753 Just use a mushroom on Doopliss then, don't want him fainting before he and Bowser can double stamp next turn
Anonymous
>>5238943 So you want Dooplis to self medicate, then what will Bowser do?
Anonymous
>>5238955 I meant for Dooplis to copy Bowser so that next turn they can tantrum stamp at the same time and for bowser to use a mushroom on Dooplis but it would be smarter if Kammy uses the mushroom since magic roulette doesn't work on the fake Bowser and for Bowser to attack so here is my current vote instead of
>>5238763 Doopliss Copy Bowser
Bowser: Tantrum Stamp
Kammy mushroom on Doopliss
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>>5238994 >>5238955 >>5238943 If Doopliss copies, he turns invisible as well
Basically gets by on the same stuff as Boswer, if I'm not mistaken
So we have a little time.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 17:03:03 No. 5239205 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 4, 4, 2 + 1 = 15 (4d4 + 1) Doopliss, the sneaky little rattlesnake, uses Copycat!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 17:13:54 No. 5239216 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d2) Hrah hah hah, it's as you expected!!>Appeal!! >Snowman Doll (Usable Item. Deals 4 ice damage to all enemies.)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 17:19:20 No. 5239226 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d6) Kammy still can't really talk to you directly, much less look you in the eyes after her recent debauchery, but she still makes a point to protect her King.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 17:34:09 No. 5239244 Report Rolled 1 + 4 (1d6 + 4) Bowser gains Huge and more Invis!!
Bowser and Doopliss both Regen +2HP/+2FP.
Koopatrol A is Hyper Charged and ready to go!! He runs through the squad with an inaccurate but deadly Squad Sweep!! Normally a Xd6-2 move that targets all enemies individually, all that's left to target is Kammy! If she Mounted her Broom, Koopatrol A would've had a hard time utilizing his Hyper Charge!
Kammy is hit! She's down!!
>K.O.!!! TJ quickly fills her place, even though he's about to be K.O.'d himself.
Koopatrol B notices the palpable Danger he's in, and Whistles for Reinforcements!!
Koopatrol C falls in at the back of the line, full stats. He looks ready to fight!!
The Red Bones and Dry Bones begin to stir, but can't quite reassemble themselves yet...
>Your turn! You're low on FP, but not low on strategy! >Doopliss, your Copycat, is juiced on enough FP to hit two Mimics. Unfortunately Doopliss doesn't have access to Bowser's Action menu, and can't just use two Tantrum Stamps outright, but they'll definitely both be on the d3's if you choose to Mimic. There's a chance you'll do it for less FP too since Mimic is 4FP and Stamp is 5FP. >It's worth a try! >Choose for Doopliss twice, then Bowser twice, then TJ once. Trounce 'em now for a Bonus!! Movesets + Equipped Badges + More:
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Current Items: Mushroom (+5HP), x2 Life Shroom (Revive K.O.'d member with +10HP), Dried Bouquet (+1FP/Recipe ingredient), Honey Super (+10HP, +5FP), Maple Syrup (+10FP), Snowman Doll (4 ice dmg to all enemies)
Field:
Doopliss (3/13 HP)(10/11 FP) Copycat - Bowser, Peril, DEF2, Beef Up!! (+1PWR/+1DEF)(1) Invis(1), Fast(1)
Bowser (18/30 HP)(3/20 FP)(1.1/2 SSP) DEF2, Beef Up!! (+1PWR/+1DEF)(1) Invis(1), Fast(1)
Troopa Jr. (1/18HP)(5/9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky, Peril
-1ST BENCH: Kammy (0/13HP)(5/16FP) K.O.'d!
-2ND BENCH: Grubba (0/22 HP)(11 FP) K.O.!
Koopatrol A (3/18HP)(6/12FP) DEF2, Full-Spiky, Hyper Charged (1)
Koopatrol B (3/18HP)(3/12FP) DEF2, Full-Spiky
Koopatrol C (18HP)(12FP) DEF2, Full-Spiky
>Estimated gains: 29SP, 57+ Coins, TURBO Rest Badge Bonus: Kill them all this turn and gain an extra +25 Coins! You've got 5 Actions and a sticky situation. Can you do it!!? Watch the Full-Spiky!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 17:35:24 No. 5239247 Report Quoted By:
*updates to Bowser's effects: Invis (3), Huge (2)
Anonymous
>>5239244 Dooplis: mimic
Bowser: shell sweep
>Shell Sweep (3FP) Strike all grounded enemies back and forth for 2d4+3. This move has no Cooldown, but you will become Dizzy for 2 Turns if used back-to-back. Crit Fails (Double 1's) return your 3 FP to you and still deals damage!! Crits (Double 4's) make all struck enemies Dizzy for 2 turns!! (5-11 dmg) TJ: shellbonk koopatrol C
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 21:26:19 No. 5239497 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d3) Doopliss unleashes two King size moves! Mimic x2! Normally I'd make these two separate rolls, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Doopliss is choosing only from the creme de la creme of Bowser's Actions for his first Mimics.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 21:29:20 No. 5239499 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 3, 2, 4 + 1 = 14 (4d4 + 1) Good job Doopliss, take it to 'em!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 21:37:10 No. 5239503 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 2, 2, 2 - 2 = 5 (4d3 - 2) 4HP left.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 21:48:15 No. 5239522 Report Quoted By:
It's unnecessary! DoopliBowser is a stud!! You hear a familiar "Gwar har ha!" as Doopliss reverts to his normal form, then you let out a familiar "Gwar har ha!">+31 SP >+84 Coins >TURBO Rest Badge (Equip: 2BP)(Activate: 0FP)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 22:13:35 No. 5239550 Report The mountainside is mostly empty now, but you see a Crowd of people moving further down the Snowfield, closer to where the pipe back home is. Har har, losers must be leaving now that the king of the mountain is here!!
Dusting off the fight with those ne'er-do-wells leaves you feeling bigger and badder than ever. Everyone is fully healed!!
Choose your Level-Up boost:
>30 --> 35 Heart Power >20 --> 25 Flower Power >18 --> 21 Badge Power And since I still can't find my mic I'll just use the one inside of Frostbite Boutique.
LAAAAADIIIIEEESS AND GEEEEENTLEMEEEEEEN!!!
let's...
...SPIN!.......
......THAT!...
.........WHEEL!
>>5217815 (1d6)The kindly Toad woman running the Frostbite Boutique told me to ask you if you wanted to buy anything to help make up for all the business you scared off, and the snow-in you caused around her shop. Here are her wares, she's got x3 of everything, but only x1 Life Shroom.
>BUY 7 - Fire Flower
7 - Koopa Tea (+7FP)
18 - Hot Cocoa (+10HP, Cure Poison)
18 - Ice Cream (+8HP, +4FP, Cure Burn)
18 - Snowman Doll (4 ice dmg to all enemies)
50 - Life Shroom (1 only)
>SELL 3 - Mushroom (+5HP),
35 - x2 Life Shroom (Revive K.O.'d member with +10HP),
1 - Dried Bouquet (+1FP/Recipe ingredient)
7 - Maple Syrup (+10FP),
7 - Snowman Doll
Coins:
Supernova Specks: 3 (worth 300 Gold)
You can't find a Badge outlet, but you're sure Rowf will be glad to serve you back in Toad Town, probably ready with that custom-made Badge you commissioned.
You'll also be able to find someone to exchange your Coins into Supernova Specks for, and then you can assemble a Supernova Token with 10 Specks!
Let's hurry up and rescue Skolar!!
But first, should we try cooking any Recipes with our current Items?
>Attempt cooking a single Item (what?) >Attempt mixing two Items (which? >Skip. No attempts made to cook. (Writing now will post next part, after we make our level-up stat boost choice and sell/buy what we need to sell/buy and if you want to try cooking anything. Remember you've only got 10 spots to hold Items, and 6 are filled already. If you're not selling anything, you can't buy more Items. You may win another Item or two in the upcoming, big battle for Skolar, but after that, we're going back to Toad Town. Shop efficiently!!)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 22:15:40 No. 5239553 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d6) (Super Mushroom Mystery Wheel spin)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 22:16:49 No. 5239555 Report Quoted By:
(The worst possible spin. Yay! You now have x2 Mushrooms and 3 available inventory slots)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 22:27:00 No. 5239570 Report Quoted By:
Oh yeah,
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Fri 22 Apr 2022 22:30:57 No. 5239572 Report Quoted By:
Reminder you need to find someone to exchange Coins for Specks, so you'll likely have to wait until we're back in Toad Town until you get that Token! And keep your eyes peeled for more while you adventure, there's no telling where all the Tokens and Specks have wound up over time.
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>>5239550 Sell all mushrooms. Buy 2 cake mix and 2 fire flowers. Make 2 fire pops.
Buy a thunderbolt and combine it with the Dried Bouquet to make a voltshroom.
Buy a novelty snowglobe and mug for that nice old lady that taught us recipes
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sat 23 Apr 2022 00:09:48 No. 5239643 Report (Writing - shopping and recipe time is closed. Continue voting on level up stat boost and...)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sat 23 Apr 2022 00:20:58 No. 5239651 Report Quoted By:
Awwwwwww fuck I gotta go. Be back to update in a few hours. Sorry fellas.
Anonymous
>>5239643 >FP boost If anyone has better calculations for badge points, I'm ears
Anonymous
>>5239643 >18 --> 21 Badge Power NEED MORE POINTS!
>>5239652 We can unequal the double dip badge and the charge badge, then see if we can equip the 7bp party swapping badge.
more FP is the last thing we need right now. BP and HP are arguably more useful.
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>>5239665 Following. BP seems best. Charge badge will be sweet. I already like our Roulette/Bowser build, but charge for TJ and Grubba will be nice. They can finally start doing real damage.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sat 23 Apr 2022 03:59:06 No. 5239804 Report Quoted By:
>>5239652 >better calculations for badge points Caught it thanks to your guys' help.
Missing Badge was the Double Dip P Badge, and it was equipped.
I've worked on a solution I think fits all demands, let me know in the prompt regarding Badges if you'd like it changed. Coming soon
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sat 23 Apr 2022 04:31:50 No. 5239818 Report Quoted By:
(pastebin needs a teensie weensie bit of updating but is still mostly/somewhat/kinda/barely reliable at the moment)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sat 23 Apr 2022 04:33:55 No. 5239819 Report Quoted By:
Before leaving, you show the shopleep your pilfered Toadlympic medals. She doesn't believe they're real, but she still gives you 30 Coins for all 3. You try getting her to buy the Volcano Fortress Key but she tells you to shove it.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sat 23 Apr 2022 04:35:28 No. 5239822 Report Quoted By:
(Roll is for # of boss's minions)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sat 23 Apr 2022 04:36:44 No. 5239823 Report Rolled 7 - 1 (1d10 - 1) (...Roll is for # of boss's minions)>Bravo! This is genius! Just what I was thinking! No - it's more!! >I'm fine with this. Really, I think it's a good plan. Seriously. >I'm just okay with this. That's all. >It could be better... but, fuck it. Oh, and fuck you. >I think you should die of AIDS. I know you smell. >How about this plan instead, compadre? (Write-in) >First: >Middle: >Last: >1ST BENCH: >2ND BENCH:
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sat 23 Apr 2022 05:16:46 No. 5239848 Report Quoted By:
"Step aside, folks, your One True King is here! ..."
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sat 23 Apr 2022 05:17:47 No. 5239849 Report The Crystal King tries to bargain: "Give me Skolar and you can forget about the PB, Bowser."
>You would've considered it, but he didn't address you as King. Shred this fucker and his ice cube buddies. And is that... THREE Crystal Kings...?! Must be one of his illusions he's known for. Only one is real, but you can't tell which... You begin to hit a Bowser Breath, but nothing comes out!!! You'll be unable to use it at all during this brawl! Damn this cold... It's finally catching up to you... Let's hope we're aiming for anf hitting the real Crystal King... Moves/Badges/More at
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: x2 Fire Pop (-1HP, +20FP), x2 Life Shroom, Dried Bouquet, Maple Syrup (+10FP), Snowman Doll, Repel Cape
Field:
(Active Member - Front)
(Active Member - Middle)
(Active Member - Back)
(Reserve Member - 1st Bench)
(Reserve Member - 2nd Bench)
Crystal King (90 HP)(45 FP)
Crystal Cube A (10 HP)(10 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal Sphere A (8 HP)(12 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal Diamond A (12 HP)(8 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal King (90 HP)(45 FP)
Crystal Cube B (10 HP)(10 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal Sphere B (8 HP)(12 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal Diamond B (12 HP)(8 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal King (90 HP)(45 FP)
This is the fight for Skolar, the 3rd of 7 Star Spirits!! Don't hold anything back!!! You've got a lot to gain and a lot to lose, because you're pretty sure this ruthless Crowd will pick your pockets bone-dry if you make an embarrassment of yourself here!!
Estimated gains:
>1SP per minion, 32SP for Crystal King >~80 Coins. >3 Mixed Rolls of a special d10 loaded with Coins, Items, Badges and Supernova Specks. and of course, >Skolar! He'll provice +1 max Star Spirit Point (SSP) and +1 unique Star Spirit Power! Anonymous
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>>5239823 >I'm fine with this. Really, I think it's a good plan. Seriously. First Grubba
Second Bowser
Last Kammie
First Bench Junior
Second bench Dooplis
Grubba: Sell out
Bowser :Poison bite
Kammy: Magic Roulette
Anonymous
>>5239849 First Grubba
Second Bowser
Last Kammie
First Bench Junior
Second bench Dooplis
>Grubba - sell out >Bowser - shell sweep >Kammy - magic roulette Anonymous
>>5239849 QM Bowser can't use breath, but could Doopliss possibly use it?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sat 23 Apr 2022 11:54:57 No. 5240105 Report Quoted By:
>>5239955 >>5239955 He'd have to Copycat first, then "perhaps" get a chance at rolling a 3 on the 1d3 for Mimic, it's certainly possible. Bowser Breath would come super in handy against these ice foes, as fire deals them double damage.
Don't forget about Doopliss' fire-type Blackfire ability either. He can use that handy dandy FP-replenishing move anytime, Copycatted or not, but it only targets a single target, and until you upgrade Doopliss, it'll be relatively low powered. (Next batch of Supernova Token upgrades is ready/written!)
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Just woke up to take a deuce, going back to bed for a few hours, continuing soon.
Anonymous
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>>5239945 Changing
>Grubba >Hyper charge Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 00:49:02 No. 5240800 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d2) Grubba
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 00:53:58 No. 5240805 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 (1d3) Grubba starts off the Battle in the Front Position.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 00:55:53 No. 5240808 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 9 - 6 (1d18 - 6) The Crystal King underestimated you. Of course no one wants to be in the Front Position, it's most likely to be targeted. That's exactly why the real Crystal King chose it!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 00:57:24 No. 5240810 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d6) That's 3 immediate damage and 3 turns of Poison! Suck on that, douche!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 01:06:39 No. 5240817 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 1 = 10 (6d3) The Koopa King becomes...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 01:15:55 No. 5240824 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 8 (1d12) (Crystal King's "forgotten" summoning roll)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 01:20:27 No. 5240827 Report An ill-mannered Bob-omb kid in the Crowd throws a snowball at Crystal Cube B, one of Bowser's zap victims, but in an unfortunate scene of events, it only served to heal the Cube back to full HP and FP by giving it two of each!
Bummer! What did he think would happen?!
>Your turn!! Have Grubba let 'er rip, he's only got one turn with his Hyper Charge! Moves/Badges/More at
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: x2 Fire Pop (-1HP, +20FP), x2 Life Shroom, Dried Bouquet, Maple Syrup (+10FP), Snowman Doll, Repel Cape
Field:
Grubba (15/22 HP)(10/11 FP) Hyper Charge (1)
Bowser (30 HP)(19/20 FP)(1.3/2 SSP) DEF2, Electrified (2)
Kammy (9/13HP)(13/16FP) Flying
-1ST BENCH: Troopa Jr. (18HP)(9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky
-2ND BENCH: Doopliss (13 HP)(11 FP) DEF1
Crystal Cube C (10 HP)(10 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal Sphere C (8 HP)(12 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal Diamond C (12 HP)(8 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal King (86/90 HP)(40/45 FP) Poison (2)
Crystal Cube A (10 HP)(8/10 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal Sphere A (8 HP)(10/12 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal Diamond A (12 HP)(6/8 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal Cube B (10 HP)(10 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal Sphere B (7/8 HP)(10/12 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal Diamond B (12 HP)(6/8 FP) DEF1, Flying
Bonus: Find a way to dispatch at least three enemies next turn, and get another Mixed Roll (3 --> 4) on the special d10! I believe in you!!
Anonymous
>>5240827 >Grubba - club crystal king >Bowser - sky pile drive >Kammy How many enemies does attacking block actually hit?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 02:56:36 No. 5240920 Report >>5240862 Attacking Block hits approximately about exactly more or less than one (1) enemy, before shattering into pieces on their noggin.
Yellow Blocks are cool and all, but what about METAL BLOC- oh wait I'm getting ahead of myself.
Anonymous
>>5240920 Yeah this is a waste of time.
Later QM have a good one
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 03:57:01 No. 5240986 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d8 + 7) Grubba is Macho Grubba, if only for a turn! He wishes to bonk the Crystal King into oblivion, but the new Crystal Bits are in his way!!! Hmm... He could attack the first or second position... To maximize opportunity and try to satisfy the Bonus requirements, Grubba goes for the closest Crystal Bit in the front position!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 03:59:57 No. 5240989 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d16 + 4) >>5240980 See ya
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Bowser hits the next Bit for a Sky Pile-driver Bomb!!! Get smashed, Sphere C!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 04:02:36 No. 5240993 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 4, 2 - 1 = 9 (3d4 - 1) 2 for 2! If Kammy can smash the weakened Crystal Sphere B with her Yellow Block, she'll fulfill the Bonus criterion! Let's get it! She's got a decent shot!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 04:06:44 No. 5240995 Report Quoted By:
Nice! Bonus secured, and 3 less minions to face. The Crystal King looks pooped. No way he summons more Bits anytime soon.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 04:32:59 No. 5241021 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1, 2, 3, 2, 2 = 11 (6d3) There's the remaining Diamond C and the entire A Squad of Crystal Bits coming at you in another co-ordinated Kamikaze Krash!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 04:34:35 No. 5241024 Report Quoted By:
(Freeze Ray roll - deals Ice damage, Freezes on even rolls.)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 04:35:55 No. 5241027 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 12 (1d14)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 04:49:50 No. 5241036 Report Bowser soaks up half the damage with his Electrified Shell! Squad B is no more.
Grubba has one foot in the grave.
But Kammy... She didn't survive.
TJ fields her position to help you fight for your ultimate dreams.
Skolar watches patiently over the winter landscape, listening to the roar and crackle of the battle and the pop of the Crowd.
>Don't let the Crystal King have the Star Spirit! Moves/Badges/More at
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: x2 Fire Pop (-1HP, +20FP), x2 Life Shroom, Dried Bouquet, Maple Syrup (+10FP), Snowman Doll (4 ice damage to all enemies), Repel Cape (Dodgy for 3 turns), Fire Flower (3 fire damage to all enemies)
Field:
Grubba (9/22 HP)(9/11 FP)
Bowser (30 HP)(12/20 FP)(1.3/2 SSP) DEF2, Electrified (1)
Troopa Jr. (18HP)(9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky
-1ST BENCH: Doopliss (13 HP)(11 FP) DEF1
-2ND BENCH: Kammy (0/13HP)(8/16FP) Flying, K.O.'d!
Crystal Diamond C (12 HP)(4/8 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal King (85/90 HP)(32/45 FP) Poison (1)
Crystal Cube A (10 HP)(6/10 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal Sphere A (7/8 HP)(8/12 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal Diamond A (12 HP)(4/8 FP) DEF1, Flying
Bonus: Decommission two more Crystal Bits this turn and earn another Mixed Roll (4 --> 5) on the special d10! Keep racking up the points!
TURBO Bonus: Make it 3 again and the Crowd will lose their minds! A double hat trick? That deserves a really nice... Ultra Shroom! (+50HP)
Anonymous
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>>5241036 Grubba: Sell out
Bowser Fire Flower
JR: Candy beam the weakest remaining enemy
Anonymous
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>>5241036 Grubba: Fire Flower
Bowser Improved Jump on Crystal Sphere A
JR: Lightning Blast
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:27:01 No. 5241569 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 2, 6, 5 - 2 = 15 (4d6 - 2) Grubba, no longer Macho (Hyper), catches the philanthropist's gift mid-air and sprays it over the enemies!!>Fire Flower! (3 fire damage to all enemies, DOUBLED since they are all Ice type!)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:33:07 No. 5241576 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d3) Bonus: Achieved!!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:43:19 No. 5241584 Report It's been quite the lucky battle so far. Let's keep taking it to the Crystal King!! He's down to 2 Crystal Bits and 2 Illusions. He can't keep hiding from you forever. You expect he'll use another damage-based move next round, because you can tell he's exhausted from relentlessly summoning Bits and Illusions. Soon he'll have nothing left to fight you with but his own enfeebled body.
You are no longer Electrified!
The Crystal King is no longer Poisoned!
The Crowd is going ballistic! They can't believe how easily you're handling the Crystal King and his tricks and minions!
>Make them aware of your awesomeness! Trounce away! Moves/Badges/More at
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: x2 Fire Pop (-1HP, +20FP), x2 Life Shroom, Dried Bouquet, Maple Syrup (+10FP), Snowman Doll (4 ice damage to all enemies), Repel Cape (Dodgy for 3 turns)
Field:
Grubba (9/22 HP)(9/11 FP)
Bowser (30 HP)(12/20 FP)(1.3/2 SSP) DEF2
Troopa Jr. (18HP)(4/9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky
-1ST BENCH: Doopliss (13 HP)(11 FP) DEF1
-2ND BENCH: Kammy (0/13HP)(8/16FP) Flying, K.O.'d!
Crystal King (84/90 HP)(20/45 FP)
Crystal Diamond C (6/12 HP)(4/8 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal King (84/90 HP)(20/45 FP)
Crystal Diamond A (6/12 HP)(4/8 FP) DEF1, Flying
Crystal King (84/90 HP)(20/45 FP)
The Crystal King is already below half FP. He's used his strongest tricks already, and soon he'll be reduced to using weaker moves!
The Crowd keeps changing between moments of intensely-focused silence, and rabid cheering. The Home Pipe to Toad Town may be wrecked, but slaying the Crystal King and rescuing Skolar is sure to spread the good news about the benevolent King Bowser!
Anonymous
>>5241584 Grubba Sell out
Bowser: Improved Jump second crystal king
JR Flame Blast Flame Blast
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:00:24 No. 5241596 Report Rolled 2 (1d2) (Also, we're at Page 8 and only have maybe a week or two left on this thread, tops. As mentioned previously, we'll rescue Skolar and maybe do a little more, then wrap up the first thread. Then I'll take a few days off to work on updating the pastebin and a juicy hook-prompt to start the next thread with. Thread two is likely going to be Star Spirits 4-6, culminating in a third thread for the last Star Spirit, the final Battles and the conclusion. In the unlikely event we're still going strong by then, I've got ideas to extend the campaign in-between or after completing the 'main story'. Thanks everyone for playing. Let's keep trouncing.)>+20 Coins!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:05:51 No. 5241605 Report Rolled 2 + 1 (1d7 + 1) You've found the correct Crystal King again!! ...Lazy fuck didn't even move, just summoned Illusions around him. Just how dumb does he think you are?!?! Gwa-ha! Wait... Hey... Just how dumb does he think you are...?
You take your anger out on his face!!
>>5241590 Would you like to specify the enemy targeted by Flame Blast? (Diamond A, Diamond C or Crystal King) All enemies are weak to fire and will take 8 damage. You can take the King down a peg and Burn him for a turn, or kill either Diamond and gain 5FP for doing so with Flame Blast.
Continuing in ~1hr. with a random target roll if needed.
Anonymous
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>>5241605 Let's go with Diamond A
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 20:05:08 No. 5241741 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d2) The battlefield is down to the Crystal King versus your whole party, minus Kammy. The Crystal King conserves his FP this turn and flings a Crystal Shard at you for 4 unblockable damage! Be prepared for Illusions, Bits, or a Freeze Ray next turn!>Return fire!! Choose for Bowser then TJ!! Don't forget you can Hyper Charge partners and Quick Change anyone in the party now!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 24 Apr 2022 21:59:22 No. 5241873 Report >>5241596 (Actually gonna go for a longer break so I can focus on one quest at a time and put more effort in. After this thread ends, expect a 4-6 week gap so I can properly run my quest about keeping abused women in your basement. That'll also give me plenty of time to work out some of the kinks I perceive with the quest/pastebin, and think of other improvements. Feel free to submit your ideas/complaints any time, everything will be considered.)
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>>5240980 it seems like you were unhappy with the length or otherwise of combat and/or the limited scope of the abilities or perhaps other parts of the story in between combat. "Waste of time" describes not only /qst/, but 4chan and most leisure activities as a whole, so if you could articulate so that I could understand your gripe in a more whole light and maybe improve/increase enjoyment derived from my quest, my ears are open.)
Anonymous
>>5241873 This might not be the best quest but it is entertaining enough if you ask me and that is coming from someone whose only experience with Paper Mario is watching Chuggaconroy's LP's on the games
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Mon 25 Apr 2022 18:51:30 No. 5242873 Report >>5242504 Lol, thanks. I definitely envisioned myself writing and polishing more, and using more relevant + consistent visuals - maybe even making my own art assets for it - but here we are. I was even going to print/scan battlefields/items etc. for every post. I feel like if it had that, as well as some minor(major?) tweaks to the combat, and made more creative use of the "paper" aspect, this quest would be better. I'm open to critique.
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It's your turn, here are the updated stats from last night:
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Grubba is conducting his Shaved Ice stand like a conveyor belt, his line stretching in twists and curves...
>Memories flood your head, of the Crystal King snoring so loud he would keep you awake at night. He's so inconvenient! Get him! You, then TJ!! Moves/Badges/More at
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: x2 Fire Pop (-1HP, +20FP), x2 Life Shroom, Dried Bouquet, Maple Syrup (+10FP), Snowman Doll (4 ice damage to all enemies), Repel Cape (Dodgy for 3 turns)
Field:
Grubba (9/22 HP)(9/11 FP) UNAVAILABLE - SELLING OUT (2)
Bowser (26/30 HP)(12/20 FP)(1.8/2 SSP) DEF2
Troopa Jr. (10/18HP)(6/9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky
-1ST BENCH: Doopliss (13 HP)(11 FP) DEF1
-2ND BENCH: Kammy (0/13HP)(8/16FP) Flying, K.O.'d!
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Crystal King (81/90 HP)(20/45 FP)
Bonus: Dispatch the Crystal King and start the next thread with 3 Star Spirits and a new Ice Stomp Badge! (Otherwise next thread, we'll start at a similar but different place, let's call it "Phase 2" of this battle in the fight for Skolar. If we go to Phase 2, it will be rather different than the current battle, mayhaps with altered enemies and mechanics.)
TURBO Bonus: Destroy the Crystal King in 4 turns or less to upgrade Kammy's Wand Smack and Broom Bash!
Hmm, I wonder what Paper Peach has been up to this entire time... Anonymous
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>>5242873 >Bowser: King Tantrum Stamp >TJ: Flame Blast Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 26 Apr 2022 14:13:46 No. 5243951 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4, 3, 4, 1 = 12 (4d4) King Bowser hits a Tantrum Stamp!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 26 Apr 2022 14:17:20 No. 5243955 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 9 (1d14) The Crystal King is rocked and shocked to 2/3rds of his original HP. He comes back with his signature move to freeze you in your tracks.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 26 Apr 2022 14:30:36 No. 5243977 Report Bowser eats 7 damage to the Shell, but negates the Freeze!
TJ's got enough FP juice for one more strong Flame Blast...
Grubba's losing control, some of the Crowd are falling ill to the Shaved Ice due to the source of the coloring -Grubba's toxic bile. They begin to ask what's in that crap, anyway?!!? With Grubba's nasty stand run down, and the Home Pipe burst by the Crystal King, the Crowd is having a hard time deciding who they want to trounce more.
Good thing they don't have torches and pitchforks yet... Oh shit, you see torches and pitchforks in the distant, distant distance! They're quite far away, though.
>OPTIONAL: Help influence Grubba's hold over the sold out Crowd before they turn rogue!! >Then choose a move for Bowser, then TJ!!! (Or a Doopliss Quick Change?!?) Moves/Badges/More at
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: x2 Fire Pop (-1HP, +20FP), x2 Life Shroom, Dried Bouquet, Maple Syrup (+10FP), Snowman Doll (4 ice damage to all enemies), Repel Cape (Dodgy for 3 turns)
Field:
Grubba (9/22 HP)(9/11 FP) UNAVAILABLE - SELLING OUT (1)
Bowser (19/30 HP)(7/20 FP)(1.8/2 SSP) DEF2
Troopa Jr. (10/18HP)(3/9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky
-1ST BENCH: Doopliss (13 HP)(11 FP) DEF1
-2ND BENCH: Kammy (0/13HP)(8/16FP) Flying, K.O.'d!
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Crystal King (61/90 HP)(12/45 FP)
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He's running out of FP! Soon all he'll be able to do is shoot Crystal Shards!!
Unless... Oh no, the Crowd!! They've all wound up their pitching arms, they're ready to pelt the field indiscriminately with projectiles!!!! They may inadvertently help the evil Crystal King instead of the evil Bowser!!
(Upcoming roll next turn: 25d8)
1 - Rock! -2HP to Grubba
2 - Snowball! -1HP and -FP to Grubba
3 - Rock! -2HP to Bowser
4 - Snowball! -1HP and -FP to Bowser
5 - Rock! -2HP to TJ
6 - Snowball! -1HP and -FP to TJ
7 - Rock! -3HP to Crystal King
8 - Snowball! +1HP and +1FP to Crystal King!
Anonymous
>>5243977 Bowser and TJ: appeal to help Grubba. Maybe we can direct the crowd fury to the ice dude.
It was one god damn contain of peanut butter! I'll buy you a new one, jeez!
Anonymous
>>5244222 And by fury I mean throwing only rocks and not snowballs. We're a cooler dude, we're the real OG bad guy. We build kick ass fortresses, hire a ton of people to man them, and part of the Smash community.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Tue 26 Apr 2022 20:21:15 No. 5244339 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1, 2, 4, 3, 2, 4, 2, 4, 2, 3, 3, 3, 2, 1, 5, 1, 2, 2, 5, 1, 1, 2, 5, 2 = 63 (25d5) Grubba starts working on Shaved Ice again as fast as he can, beseeching the Crowd not to throw rocks at you guys. They seem to listen, but he's still struggling to keep up with demand... He's giving the Shaved Ice out for free now. People are still complaining because it isn't pink flavor like all the rest... They lower the Rocks aimed at you, but not their Snowballs... Grubba is sweating it out in Shiver Snowfield!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 1, 5, 5, 4, 3 = 18 (5d5) Also idk why I only rolled 25, I think that's the dice limit? Here's the rest of the rolls
Anonymous
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>>5244224 Kammy Shields the party from 7 Snowballs! You've out-thunk the Crystal King every step of the way!
Until the Crowd begins tossing Snowballs at Grubba, who just finished Selling Out!! They pelt him to death with exactly 9 Snowballs! The disrespect is mounting on the hillside of Shiver Mountain! Grubba, K.O.'d, pukes up pink gack, and the Crowd finds out what they were eating... They begin vomiting all over the snow!!
Doopliss quickly jumps out to take Grubba's place...
Two party members down and a full active party left...
Bowser escapes with only 5 HP and FP lost! It seems like people are starting to like you again!! Kinda!!
As for the fate of the Crystal King...
It's an attempted burial by rock! A stoning of biblical proportions!!
Crystal King is down another third on his HP!!
If you defeat him within 2 more turns, you'll secure a marvelous upgrade to Kammy's direct physical attacks! (Broom Bash and Wand Smack)
The pressure's on...
The spooky Doopliss prepares to strike...
Followed up by his evil King, Bowser...
Topped off with an energetic action from the spazz, Troopa Jr.
>(Calculating soon...) or go ahead and choose a round of actions - just remember TJ has like 2FP. Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 27 Apr 2022 01:24:22 No. 5244605 Report >>5243977 The Crystal King slams Doopliss with a Crystal Shard!! -4HP to Doopliss!
>Save Skolar and let's find a new way home!! Finish off the Crystal King first, do it in 2 turns for your Bonus!! Choose for Doopliss, then Bowser, then TJ! Bowser and TJ only have 2FP each!! Moves/Badges/More at
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 Usable Items: x2 Fire Pop (-1HP, +20FP), x2 Life Shroom, Dried Bouquet, Maple Syrup (+10FP), Snowman Doll (4 ice damage to all enemies), Repel Cape (Dodgy for 3 turns)
Field:
Doopliss (9/13 HP)(11 FP) DEF1
Bowser (14/30 HP)(2/20 FP)(2 SSP) DEF2 - Depleted!!
Troopa Jr. (10/18HP)(2/9FP) DEF1, Flying, Top-Spiky - Depleted!!
-1ST BENCH: Kammy (0/13HP)(1/16FP) Flying, K.O.'d!
-2ND BENCH: Grubba (0/22 HP)(0/11 FP) K.O.'d!!
Crystal King (34/90 HP)(12/45 FP)
Anonymous
>>5244605 I got an idea on how to make Bowser Jr canon
>Have Bowser primed and ready >have Dooplis mimic Bowser >have dooplis where the R63 crown and becum Bowsette >snu snu >wait 11 months for B Jr. to be born Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v
Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 27 Apr 2022 02:07:35 No. 5244690 Report Quoted By:
>>5244666 >666 Can't fight Satan's trips, it's a thing now.
Anonymous
>>5244605 Dooplis: Copycat the crystal king
Bowser: Double dip fire pops and yourself and TJ
TJ: Flame Blast
Anonymous
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>>5244605 Dooplis: double dope fire pop for Bowser and TJ
Bowser: flame breath. If you're still on cool down, then use Sky Piledriver Bomb
Tj: use flame blast.
>>5245087 Thaaat's not ideal. If Dooplis copycats the ice dude and uses the minic power, theres a chance he might make an ice attack and heal him. If he were to instead give Bowser more FP, we can do some more dirty damage right off the bat.
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 27 Apr 2022 13:29:20 No. 5245320 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d16 + 4) I really, really, really need to get better at updating the pastebin consistently. Well, since we didn't use the Quick Change Badge in this fight, let's just say we kept the Double Dip Badges on. I'll sort this out next thread, we'll re-select Badges and everything at the start.>Dry Skilebriver Pomb! Oh fuck, I think I'm having a stroke!! >Flame Blast!!! -8HP to the Crystal King!!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 27 Apr 2022 13:39:34 No. 5245329 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 11 (1d14) Bowser deposited the Crystal King on his head so hard with that Sly Miledriver Song, er...
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 27 Apr 2022 14:00:38 No. 5245344 Report Indeed it can!! Doopliss is down and out for the count!!!>K.O.!!! >Hit the Love Arrow (7 damage exactly) on the Crystal King >Help the Crowd finish stoning him to death >Let TJ Flame Blast him to ashes >Shell Sweep and Shellbonk him silly(er) >Resurrect Kammy with a Life Shroom so she can Yellow Block this scrub into oblivion >Write in - ???
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 27 Apr 2022 16:22:29 No. 5245511 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 2, 3, 5, 3 = 15 (5d10) ...In battle, you earned 5 spins of the Crystal King's wheel! What will you win?!!?
Anonymous
>>5245344 >Let TJ Flame Blast him to ashes Let the lad feel important. Are we TJ's uncle or something?
Anonymous
>>5245344 >Let TJ Flame Blast him to ashes I take it we didnt fight fast enough for the Kammy upgrade?
What happened to Luigi, E-gad, and the X-nauts? They still around?
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>>5245512 >>5245523 Fucking hell so updoot for me, I though I deleted my post on accident
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 27 Apr 2022 18:28:24 No. 5245631 Report >>5245512 >Let the lad feel important. Are we TJ's uncle or something? Kinda. I'm not actually sure what the lore on Koopas is... I guess they spawn from eggs. I did some looking and it looks like Bowser has parents, so the ancient Koopas must have been a prolific race.
>Kam Upgrade You nabbed it by the skin of your teeth!
>X-Force? They retreated silently, shortly after Sir Grodus's Teleportation. They must have gotten orders we didn't hear.
~
Bowser takes his turn to make a heart-felt Appeal to his old college roommate. "Crystal King... Crys, if I can still call you that... I'm sorry I ate your peanut butter. It's just that... Chunky is kinda my thing, you know? You should have hid it from me better, you KNOW who I AM..."
In tears, Crystal King apologizes and runs to you to give you a hug, crystal tears in his glowing yellow eyes.
"He's coming right for you, King Bowser!! Watch out!!"
Troopa Jr., tone-deaf as ever, Flame Blasts the Crystal King into a smoldering heap of smithereens!!
You cry a crystal tear of your own...
The Crowd cheers!! Bob-ombs explode eagerly in celebration, Toads make snow angels, and Yoshis frolic with glee.
A large blue Pianta, the only of his race you can see in Shiver Snowfield, approaches you and thanks you for helping handle all the ruckus out here. He gives you a gift for your trouble:
>25 Pianta Parlor Tokens!! Stashed away in Key Items. "Name's Frankie Pianta. Use those back in Toad Town to gamble at Don Pianta's Pianta Parlor, you won't regret it, we treat all our guests very nice. Exchange Tokens or Coins for fabulous prizes like Badges, Items, Upgraded Moves, and even Supernova Tokens. We're Toad Town's biggest Supernova Token exchanger! We'll see ya soon. Good day, fellas." He tips his no-hat to you and bows, then does the same to Kammy: "Hag. I take your leave."
Alright!!
(writing)
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>>5245631 >we won the battle >but at the cost of a friend Hit me right in the feels fuck I hadn't considered winning the fight by making the enemy forfeit. I didnt that that was a thing.
Uh, uuuh! Life shroom?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 27 Apr 2022 19:07:41 No. 5245678 Report Quoted By:
>>5245669 Heh heh, nah, Crystal King had to die. I'm just yankin' yer heartstrings.
He should have just hid the dang Chunky and left a Creamy decoy jar out... You never woulda touched the stuff.
Anonymous
If Bowser is gonna fuck Bowsette, who is gonna be the girl? Bowser or Doopliss?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 27 Apr 2022 22:13:49 No. 5245908 Report Quoted By:
Rewards:>New Total: Lvl. 14, 61SP! ' >New Total: 714 Coins, x4 Supernova Specks >Flower Rush Badge from Crystal King Spins >Charge P Badge from Grubba's Sell Out (4th one will have no effect, you can sell this later) >Ice Stomp Badge from Early Completion Bonus (Badge will be explained in depth later) >x2 Mr. Softeners from the Crystal Wheel! >Wand Smack becomes Rod Smack!! Now she can inflict tailored status effects for any occasion, and has a bit more power in her swing on average! What an improvement! It gets even better if you give her a second Supernova Token. >Broom Bash becomes Broom Bonanza!! It costs 1FP more (now 2FP), but the -1 mod is gone! In addition, Kammy can't fall off her Broom while performing Broom Bonanza anymore, and can't become Dizzy from using the move consecutively. It still has no Cooldown. More reliable and even a little bit stronger, but now twice as expensive to use... Oh well!
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 27 Apr 2022 22:16:03 No. 5245911 Report Kammy zips around the cold air in joy.
...
"Ahem!"
It's Skolar! He's crossing his stellar arms and tapping his celestial foot, mid-air. "Forget about me, fellas?"
Muskular shoots out of your Shell to greet his comrade. He's dripping with a mix of his and your sweat.
"Brother!! It's so good to see you!!" He goes in for a hug, leaving Skolar drenched and soaking.
Skolar ignores the smell and moisture, and asks "What are you doing travelling with King Koopa?!"
He gets clued in on "your mission" by the dunderhead Muskular.
"Oh... He's... Helping us now? ...Okay, if you say so..." Skolar lingers...
You don't like his tone. You may have to turn him into dust and eat that dust to earn his compliance and power, like what happened with Grandmamar.
Muskular continues, "So, what were you doing stuck in the ice, Skolar??? We missed you in Starborn Valley!"
"Actually, I was researching the disappearance of Eldar... We all know he went Supernova... But we haven't been able to collect a few of his remaining scattered Supernova Tokens, and the Specks... We'll probably never get all of those back..."
Even Muskular understands. "You're telling me that under the ice, frozen next to that pipe..."
"That's right!! Check it out, I've got one right here!"
Skolar presents a shiny Supernova Token to the Party.
"Bowser, if it's true you're helping out all of us in Star Haven, then I want you and your partners to have this."
>+1 Supernova Token!!! Score! Go ahead and use it right now!! (Picrel has all available paths. Upgrades are hi-lited for easy viewing. You can also compare their old/current stats on
pastebin.com/Vgpm3708 - Note that all first-time upgrade recipients get 3 new moves and 3 upgrades, while second-time recipients get 2 new moves and 4 upgrades. Please let me know if you have trouble reading the image)
(You have enough Coins and Specks to afford another Token in town, but like I mentioned, there will also very likely be nice items, rare Badges and interesting opportunities to use your money, which you may be interested, and which may not be offered again. You'll also be able to sell unwanted Badges/Items/Partners(jk) to generate some Coins. So I'll run through all of those options, and then if you wind up still having enough Coins/Specks to exchange for a Token, I'll ask you if you want to buy one, it's also likely you'll find other places to exchange for Tokens outside of Toad Town, like in Twilight Town, Shy Guy's Toy Box, or Pharma Land - Dr. Mario's domain. That all comes... Next thread! Just pick one partner to upgrade for now. You're also going to be receiving 3-4 more partners total, probably all next thread, but maybe spread across the next two, depending how things go.)
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Wed 27 Apr 2022 22:17:41 No. 5245915 Report "Thanks, chump- I mean chum. I'll cherish it. Now, uhh... don't you also have some super awesome Star Spirit Power to grant me? And a third Star Spirit Point (SSP)?"
"That's right! Choose wisely!!!" Skolar begins spinning around you insanely fast... You feel a new power being bestowed upon you!! It's the incredible power of...
>Star Storm! (3SSP) Showers the field in shooting stars! All enemies take 8 unblockable damage!! Any enemy killed this way regenerates 0.2SSP, to a max of 2SSP. >Auto-Pilot Star-Wreck! (2SSP) Deals potentially massive physical damage to a single enemy, and leaves it Dizzy for 1 turn! 2d30!! (2-60 dmg!) >Mystery Tome! (1SSP) Mystery calls! Skolar has been studying and documenting your group, and Skolar(QM) will choose a handy Action from one of the party members to use to assist in the fight, free of FP! He'll never use something useless like giving himself Grubba's Macho or setting up Doopliss' Mimic, only to be gone next turn. He will instead always use something with immediate effect, like Kammy's Magic Roulette, Bowser's Shell Sweep, or TJ's Candy Beam. Bowser makes his decision and sets up camp to heal a bit before heading back to Toad Town. You've got a long journey you'll probably face a couple encounters before making it back...
All K.O.'d allies come back with 1HP. From there, you were able to sit and heal around the campfire that is the Crystal King for a few hours, restoring everyone's HP and FP by 10. You guys are still kinda beat up...
The sun comes up over Shiver Snowfield. No one really slept. At least you won't have one foot in the grave while marching through the sun and snow.
It's time to move. Who knows what terrors lurk for you...
>>5245838 incredibly important questions which can be discussed here, but only truly answered...>In thread 2!! ~
>Thread 1 over!! Get your votes in now, and the Party will return in... probably 6-10 weeks!!
Thank you everybody for playing!! Stay TURBO!!
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>>5245915 Stay f r o s t y
voting Kammy for ultra gilf
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Thu 28 Apr 2022 03:08:13 No. 5246226 Report >>5246196 TURBO f r o s t y
I see you're part of the "first partner best partner" (fpbp) club. A gentleman and a Skolar of extraordinary and unsurpassable class, and... And you probably just want to motorboat big ol' juicy Hag Gazongas, don't you?
...Any preference on the Star Spirit Power?
Votes will be locked in once this thread archives.
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>>5246226 SHIT I thought I voted for the star power.
>Auto-Pilot Star-Wreck! (2SSP) Deals potentially massive physical damage to a single enemy, and leaves it Dizzy for 1 turn! 2d30!! (2-60 dmg!) It's potential is massive.
In regards to Hag titties, it's a yes and no. On the bright side, GILF titties give me a reason to live. On the down side, Kammy is eventually Bowser's mother figure while his parents were dead or fucked off. The pro's and con's.....exist.
Maybe motor boat them at least once.
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>>5245911 Kammy is out most used partner I think so let's just improve her
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sat 30 Apr 2022 14:26:24 No. 5249006 Report Voting still open, but we've got maybe 2-5 days left on the board. Looks like we're solidly in the territory of finishing Kammy's upgrades, and choosing the single-target Star Spirit Power.
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>>5249006 I want to cum inside Dooplis
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>>5245915 Hey QM can we feed PgpCr0m to a piranha plant or something?
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 01 May 2022 14:21:17 No. 5250588 Report >>5250245 >>5250394 Biranha Blant Bussy
Don't pretend he's not just saying out loud what you're already thinking to yourself
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>>5250588 That is exactly why, I don't want any competition
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Sun 01 May 2022 16:32:34 No. 5250718 Report >>5250708 >>5250245 Alright, fine.
Pgpcrom, you can stay in this thread but you can no longer vote. You are hereby an Illegal Participant in the Paper Mushroom Kingdom - basically, a Mexican.
ENJOY THE CURSE!!!
BWAHAHA, FOOOOOLS!!!!
*AHEM* ...Until next TURBO time, suckers!!! Adios!!
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>>5250718 Noooooo! Ghost bussy!
Anonymous
>>5250718 Cum
Inside
The ghost
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Mon 02 May 2022 06:01:47 No. 5251841 Report Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d3) >>5250755 first roll
>>5251766 second rollPlay rock paper scissors to see who claims the ghosthole
1 Rock
2 Paper
3 Scissors
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Fae Smelter !!xOmJx180n/v ID:fia3+MmC Mon 02 May 2022 06:06:33 No. 5251848 Report Quoted By:
>>5251841 >Doopliss starts next thread with the permanent "Cornholed" status effect!
