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The Misadventures of a Lesbian Summoner

ID:XxMnefrw No.5225864 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Rolled 10 (1d10)

You are <span class="mu-r">ULTRA LEZBOS</span>, a magical lesbian summoner wandering the streets of modern day New York City.

Suddenly you are approached by a baby on stilts. It greets you with a guttural howl.

<span class="mu-r">Baby On Stilts</span>: My cock desires a plentiful harvest of beast queens this evening. Shit on my chest immediately or I will call you a motherfucker so loudly that your ears will bleed and your brain will vibrate into a state of go fuck yourself faggotz.

<span class="mu-r">ULTRA LEZBOS</span>: U DAM BICH. I KIK UR AZ U PEECE OF SHIXXX

You brandish your <span class="mu-g">Epic Retardation</span> towards <span class="mu-r">Baby On Stilts</span> for <span class="mu-b">1d10</span> damage, and follow the attack with a hilarious observation.