OH SHIT KNIGGA(s) it's an adventure about being knights n shit.
4 knights are sent on a glorious quest to bring home the holy grail! Which have been stolen and taken to the Tower City! Each Knight needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit. Do that by just naming yourself something with the highlighted title under the knight to identify which team you're going with. Each knight needs at least 1 active player to be....active. Yeah.
Example: Scythe Knight herpaderp -> Controls Gustaf the Scythe Knight
Having finally tracked down the location of the stolen Holy Grail, the Knights followed the trail to the art museum located on top of Tower City. After some snooping around, they managed to find the secret entrance to the hidden ritual chambers where the Holy Grail will no doubt be used for nefarious purposes. The Lilly Knight, Twinkle, was bravely volunteered by the others to head down the path first to scout for traps. She has not responded since.
previous threds:
https://www.mediafire.com/file/z5102dlwm24jfou/Knights_Quest.zip/file
Anonymous
>>5225941 Respond with curses and also the fact that it's totally all clear guys, honest.
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5225941 >>5225950 Damn name and options field
Anonymous
Mobile Gustaf
>>5225941 >>5225950 Are you sure? Please walk all the way back to the entrance ensure all traps are triggered.
Anonymous
>>5225960 Seems like Gustaf is having some doubts
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:Ht7S9ZzJ Mon 11 Apr 2022 05:33:29 No. 5225970 Report >>5225963 I'm alive, aren't I
Mobile Gustaf
>>5225963 Chuck the weeb down the pathway to make sure it's clear, then follow why carrying the Mob.
Mobile Gustaf
>>5225971 >>5225963 *while carrying the Mob, of course. Can't leave the ammunition behind.
Anonymous
>>5225970 >>5225971 >>5225975 OH SHIT WATCHOUT, WEEB MISSILE
Mob Knight Abel
>>5225980 Deflect the weeb with our parry technique.
Mobile Gustaf
>>5225980 Roll for outcome.
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:9wcLQaR3 Mon 11 Apr 2022 05:40:41 No. 5225986 Report >>5225980 Play ping pong to test the traps
Anonymous
Rolled 20 (1d100) >>5225982 As the Mob was being carried by Gustaf, and was nowhere near the weeb, the parrying lead to Gustaf being smacked in the face.
>>5225983 >>5225986 Lilly Roll 1d100
+10 Bonus
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5225991 Woops sorry Gustaf
We're walking on our own now.
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:9wcLQaR3 Mon 11 Apr 2022 05:45:37 No. 5225997 Report Rolled 15 (1d100) >>5225991 Anonymous
>>5225997 The weeb was bounced around the corridor and launched violently back out
Mob Knight Abel
>>5226002 Let's continue without the weeb, just me gustaf and twinkle
Mobile Gustaf
>>5226002 >>5226006 Not so fast, Brother Abel! There could be other traps in the area that could require deactivation. The weeb will be neccessary for this task.
Mob Knight Abel
>>5226010 Okay, I guess we can keep using him as trap bait.
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:9wcLQaR3 Mon 11 Apr 2022 06:04:18 No. 5226012 Report >>5226002 Just roll the weeb through the steps guys
Anonymous
>>5226010 >>5226011 >>5226012 Wow, the Weeb Knight must be feeling great, being so dependable
Mob Knight Abel
>>5226013 Well his player ain't here, OP
we gotta make do with what we got
Mobile Gustaf
>>5226013 Continue down the secret pathway while dragging the weeb behind. Time to advance the plot.
Anonymous
>>5226014 >>5226015 Alright, who wanna roll for encounters
Mob Knight Abel
>>5226017 I'll roll, Mob Knights have the best luck.
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:9wcLQaR3 Mon 11 Apr 2022 06:26:21 No. 5226024 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>5226018 Aight, roll 1d100
80-100: The path is relatively uneventful, with only 3 dudes at the end guarding a door
50-79: You find a group of 10 dudes ready to fight you
20-49: You must now pass through a gauntlet of traps, with a group of 10 dudes taking potshots at you
2-19: 50 dudes with crossbows shoot at you while the walls spew fire
1: The weeb is possessed and empowered by a malevolent spirit due to his unconscious mind being ripe for the taking
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 33 (1d100) >>5226025 URAH
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:9wcLQaR3 Mon 11 Apr 2022 06:34:21 No. 5226029 Report Quoted By:
>>5226025 >>5226026 Suddenly weeb increases in usefulness
Anonymous
>>5226026 The corridor is filled with danger! The floor has spikes that rhythmically protrudes and retract! The walls have blades that do the same! Better learn their patterns so you can make it through! And periodically the guards will pop out from a hidden spot to shoot at you!
Mob Knight Abel
>>5226032 Have the whole team hide under Weeb Knight while we time our passage with the patterns of the traps. We don't really have ranged weapons so, this is probably our best bet.
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:9wcLQaR3 Mon 11 Apr 2022 06:39:03 No. 5226034 Report >>5226032 >>5226033 How many knives do I have to throw
Mobile Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5226032 Use the weeb to block incoming projectiles while Twinkle with her superior speed direct the Knights to dodge the traps.
Anonymous
>>5226034 There's like 10 dudes so, at least 10
Mob Knight Abel
>>5226039 it's like the call of dutys, one throwing knife for each dude
Mobile Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5226039 >>5226040 And remember, no Russian.
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:9wcLQaR3 Mon 11 Apr 2022 06:49:36 No. 5226043 Report >>5226039 How many knives do I have
Anonymous
>>5226043 Uh......Roll 1d20
1: 5 knives
2-10: 10 Knives
11-19: 20 knives
20: Enough knives
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:9wcLQaR3 Mon 11 Apr 2022 07:08:21 No. 5226066 Report Rolled 17 (1d20) >>5226051 Anonymous
>>5226066 You ahve 20 knives in your inventory, surely this would be enough to take out the crossbowmen
Mobile Gustaf
>>5226070 Bless the knives with holy magicks to increase their accuracy.
Anonymous
>>5226074 Blessed are the stabbing implements
Mobile Gustaf
>>5226076 Truly the Lord's greatest creation. Let's prepare to run the Gauntlet, roll for perception to learn the trap patterns.
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:9wcLQaR3 Mon 11 Apr 2022 07:19:12 No. 5226080 Report >>5226076 Survey how many bowmen are near the first trap
Anonymous
Rolled 6 (1d100) >>5226078 >>5226080 Roll 1d100 for the first challenge. Add your Special
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 49 + 4 (1d100 + 4) >>5226082 LET'S GO LEARNING THOSE TRAP PATTERNS
Mobile Gustaf
Rolled 17 + 9 (1d100 + 9) >>5226082 Optics, engage!
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:9wcLQaR3 Mon 11 Apr 2022 07:27:31 No. 5226086 Report Rolled 56 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5226082 The bowmen started thinking they shouldn't have came to work today.
Anonymous
>>5226084 >>5226085 >>5226086 You have managed to learn the pattern of the floor spikes. And found out that there's about 2 crossbowmen stationed at this trap
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
>>5226093 >>5226090 THROW THOSE KNIVES, TWINKLE
Mobile Gustaf
>>5226093 Let's complete this section of the trap room with extreme ease.
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:cnxhZkLM Mon 11 Apr 2022 07:46:12 No. 5226097 Report >>5226093 >>5226094 Lure them in by calling people who use bows pansies and then throw when they show their faces.
Anonymous
>>5226095 >>5226094 "Knives? did one of them yell something about knives?"
"Keep your cool, they seem to be ready to run in. Ready your crossbow"
Mob Knight Abel
Mobile Gustaf
>>5226098 Speedrun this section!
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:9wcLQaR3 Mon 11 Apr 2022 07:51:16 No. 5226102 Report >>5226098 CROSSBOWS ARE FOR LOSERS WHO CAN'T AIM, USEtzrdn A REAL BOW AT LEAST
Anonymous
Rolled 78 (1d100) >>5226102 >>5226101 >>5226099 ROLL 2d100
+35 bonus due to successfully learning the trap's patterns
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 68, 46 = 114 (2d100) >>5226103 MOB KNIGHTS LETS GOOOO
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:9wcLQaR3 Mon 11 Apr 2022 07:55:42 No. 5226106 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 16 (1d100) >>5226103 This is harder than I thought it would be
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:9wcLQaR3 Mon 11 Apr 2022 07:56:50 No. 5226108 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 18, 6 = 24 (2d100) >>5226103 Wait what's the 2d100 for
Mobile Gustaf
Rolled 68 + 40 (1d100 + 40) >>5226103 Victory is within sight, forward brothers!
Mobile Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 44 + 40 (1d100 + 40) >>5226103 >>5226109 Oh shit, it's 2d100. Here's the second die.
Anonymous
2d100 is so I can choose the higest number Which is 68 THE KNIGHTS PASS THROUGH THE 1st CHALLENGE
Mob Knight Abel
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:9wcLQaR3 Mon 11 Apr 2022 08:12:37 No. 5226121 Report >>5226117 Try to find the employee entrance
Mobile Gustaf
>>5226117 Competency! Procceed to the next area.
Anonymous
Rolled 89 (1d100) >>5226118 >>5226121 >>5226125 Much apolagogies. But OP has to go now due to some IRL shit. Roll 1d100
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 9 (1d100) >>5226135 OP have this 100
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:9wcLQaR3 Mon 11 Apr 2022 08:28:04 No. 5226139 Report Rolled 62 (1d100) >>5226135 Just throw weeb to the next area
Mobile Gustaf
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5226135 Lord, grant us victory.
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 54 (1d100) >>5226135 niggeeer
Anonymous
>>5226136 >>5226139 >>5226141 The weeb Heroically volunteered to be thrown into the blades. Good night everybody
Weeb 3
Mob Knight Abel
>>5226143 >>5226144 So is weeb like dead dead? We could use someone a little less useless
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5226146 Lies and slander, weeb was helping the whole thread!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5226146 No he still has HP left
Mob Knight Cain
Anonymous
..............sucks cocks
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5229105 2morrow for sure
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5230251 An 1hr and 15 min till bread
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>pastry in 8 minutes
Anonymous
Lily Knight Twinkle
Rolled 85 (1d100) >>5230720 needs more helmet
Anonymous
Passerby Mob Knigh
Rolled 12 (1d100) >>5230720 long bread is long.
how much till it'll outlast vampire hunter bread?
Passerby Mob Knight
Rolled 7 (1d100) >>5230726 oh I found my missing T
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
Rolled 94 (1d100) >>5230726 >>5230728 >>5230730 a lot, now back to weeb knight getting hurt
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5230726 Orkusashi must liiiive
Anonymous
It's fine guys he still has HP left
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5230738 throw knives at people as they come out to shoot weeb
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5230738 Pull the weeb away from the traps
Anonymous
Rolled 34, 50 = 84 (2d100) >>5230741 >>5230743 Roll 1d100
Lily Knight Twinkle
Rolled 38 (1d100) >>5230746 Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 59 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5230746 Hmm.
Weeb ?
Quoted By:
Rolled 72 (1d100) >>5230746 Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5230757 Put the weeb down and examine the next trap pattern.
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5230757 search for secret door to the "employees only" section
Anonymous
>>5230757 Weeb consumes the sake and heals some hp
Weebusy orknight
>>5230757 >>5230764 This with a side of poak buns
Anonymous
Rolled 63 (1d100) >>5230762 >>5230763 >>5230766 Roll 1d100 to unlock the mysteries of the hallway of blades
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
Rolled 27 (1d100) >>5230771 Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5230771 Intensify forward thinking power.
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
Rolled 13 (1d100) >>5230771 Weeb 3
Rolled 64 (1d100) >>5230771 Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Weeb knows EVERYTHING about those blades, alright.
Anonymous
>>5230777 Having seen the blades incredibly up close. The weebs managed to learn their patterns!
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5230777 Getting thrown in to the blades have taught the weeb everything he needs to know.
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5230779 Since we didn't find a pathway in to the Employee Only areas, we must press onwards instead! Once more through the traps, Brothers!
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5230779 He starts going into their history because they're japanese blades
Weebusy orknight
Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5230779 Poak bun num num num
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5230779 Weeb picks up the alcoholic knighs and begins marching through the blades
Anonymous
>>5230784 But first, pork bun
Weeb 3
>>5230786 unfathomably based
Lily Knight Twinkle
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5230793 the scrolls agree that the trick is to use AFK knights as cannon fodder until the blades come to a screeching halt
Anonymous
>>5230793 >>5230792 The weeb starts rambling about the blades?
Do you start rambling about the blades, weeb?
Weeb 3
>>5230797 Weeb pushes afk alcoholics into the hallway of blades
Anonymous
Weeb 3
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5230805 Gustaf drags the weeb into the corridor as he is pushed in so we can finally progress the plot.
Lily Knight Twinkle
Anonymous
>>5230808 Weeb climbs onto Gustaf's shoulders
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5230811 keep dropping the name, scuse me
Anonymous
Rolled 10 (1d100) >>5230808 Erryone roll 1d100
+35 bonus due to having unlocked the mystery of the blade
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 97 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5230817 Easy game, everyone.
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:aKm2L3UH Fri 15 Apr 2022 17:25:01 No. 5230820 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 53 (1d100) >>5230817 Turns out there's an obvious safespot
Weeb 3
Rolled 42 + 35 (1d100 + 35) >>5230817 >10 is this a trick, OP?
Anonymous
>>5230821 No, of course not
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle
Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle ID:aKm2L3UH Fri 15 Apr 2022 17:29:33 No. 5230826 Report >>5230824 Throw Weeb to OP
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5230833 While all these shenanigans happening, the Knights have made it past the traps off-screen.
Anonymous
>>5230835 How convenient and budget saving
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5230837 What challenge awaits us this time?
Weeb 3
>>5230838 Preventing women from write-ins
Anonymous
>>5230839 Of course, the greatest challenge of all
Misogyny
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5230846 Roll to defeat Feminism and women.
Anonymous
Rolled 88 (1d100) >>5230848 Weeb 3
Rolled 59 (1d100) >>5230851 >op rolling for feminism SIIIIIMP
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 63 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5230851 I can't believe OP is such a simp.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5230855 Looks like we need to better direct our attack. Where's the nearest feminist, brother Gustaf?
Anonymous
>>5230852 >>5230855 OP has now become a woke ally. He can finally move to Hollywood
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5230859 Knight Quest is now cancelled for not being inclusive enough.
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5230859 Weeb tests his stolen police taser on OP
Anonymous
>>5230864 Oh shit, time for some emergency brownie points. Gustaf is actually female and the weeb is actually a black man
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5230871 Gustaf did look suspiciously like Olessa, so maybe this isn't as unlikely as one might think.
Anyway, scan the room for traps and enemies.
Passerby Mob Knight
Rolled 17 (1d100) >>5230871 and mob are white straight men
Weeb 3
>>5230871 Weeb commits ritual seppuku to purge the shitskin demon from his armor.
Weebusy orknight
>>5230876 No need for that
We are a BWEEB now
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5230881 This
ORKUZASHI IS NOW AN AFRO SAMURAI
Anonymous
Rolled 26 (1d100) >>5230874 Roll 1d100
>>5230875 This gets Knight Quest double cancelled
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
Rolled 62 (1d100) >>5230884 Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 77 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5230884 Hmm.
Passerby Mob Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 6 (1d100) >>5230884 >This gets Knight Quest double cancelled Long overdue
Anonymous
>>5230887 You see an enemy standing alone in the hallway. Behind him, the door to the ritual chamber. On the walls you can make out the outlines of trap doors, no doubt where crossbowmen would pop out to perforate your knightly asses
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5230889 YOU THERE SIR! PREPARE TO BE ENGAGED IN KNIGHTLY COMBAT!
Anonymous
>>5230893 Oh shit it's the boss health bar
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5230902 Use scissors to cut that health bar down to half!
All your bosses Half off!
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5230902 Launch Mob projectiles at the Boss Thug.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Thread is now on hold, OP got a stomachache and must now shit out his guts. sorry
Anonymous
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5231827 stab boss health bar
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5231827 Are we just going to stand around, or are we going to fight?
Passerby Mob Knight
Rolled 36 (1d100) >>5231827 bring out big guns
Anonymous
fuck my internet died for a bit
Lily Knight Twinkle
Anonymous
>>5231862 Dont do it, the HP bar is too strong
Passerby Mob Knight
Passerby Mob Knight
Rolled 77 (1d100) >>5231863 did it skip the leg day?
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5231863 Murder this HP bar.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Passerby Mob Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 82 (1d100) >>5231868 strike in solar suplex
Lily Knight Twinkle
Anonymous
>>5231871 And who might you be, mysterious anon in the back
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5231877 Will we ever be able to fight this HP bar?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5231877 it is me, the anonymous knight who only lurks
Lily Knight Twinkle
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5231884 Block the strike!
Anonymous
Rolled 32 (1d100) >>5231886 >>5231894 Roll 1d100
Add your best stat
Boss Thug has a +8
Lily Knight Twinkle
Rolled 90 + 10 (1d100 + 10) >>5231898 Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 59 + 13 (1d100 + 13) >>5231898 En Garde, ruffian!
Anonymous
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5231923 The lower it gets, the weaker it becomes
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5231923 Swipe at him when he is vulnerable!
Anonymous
Rolled 66 (1d100) >>5231926 Roll 1d100
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
Rolled 70 (1d100) >>5231937 Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 68 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5231937 This man must be destroyed.
Anonymous
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5231946 eat popcorn as boss gets trashed
Anonymous
Rolled 40 (1d100) >>5231949 Roll 1d100 to eat popcorn
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
Rolled 66 (1d100) >>5231951 Weeb 3
Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5231951 hungry weeb appears
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 45 (1d100) i can has popcorn?
Anonymous
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5231960 Give the leftovers to anonyknight
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5231960 Is anyone going to lend me aid against this boss? Brothers?
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5231960 >>5231965 I think he's dead already, shows that using your own life bar as a weapon is not recommended
Anonymous
>>5231965 It's fiiiiine, he's just entering his second phase
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:geIPzy21 Sat 16 Apr 2022 18:18:29 No. 5231985 Report Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5231982 Stand behind the other Knights so they take all the damage from the next attack.
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5231982 He starts blabbing about his plan, his masters and the shitty gnome clearly not being a liar about where the damn goblet is.
>>5231986 Stand behind Gustaf
Anonymous
Rolled 9 (1d100) >>5231985 Roll 1d100
add your Power
Boss has +25 bonus
>>5231986 >>5231987 Gustaf and twinkle tries to get behind each other in a neverending spin
Roll 1d100 with your speed bonus against each other
Lily Knight Twinkle
Rolled 26 + 10 (1d100 + 10) >>5231998 HAYAI
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 36 + 10 (1d100 + 10) >>5232001 Your efforts are futile, Lesbian. I control the speed.
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:geIPzy21 Sat 16 Apr 2022 18:32:09 No. 5232006 Report Rolled 76 (1d100) >>5231998 I-...I don't remember, haven't been here for a while
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5232006 Well you can just look at the OP
>>5225941 Anonymous
Rolled 31 (1d100) >>5232001 >>5232005 >>5232006 The Mob Knights tackle the Boss and slams him into Twinkle!
He will retaliate! Mob Knights roll 1d100!
+25 bonus for the boss!
Lily Knight Twinkle
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:geIPzy21 Sat 16 Apr 2022 18:46:12 No. 5232022 Report Rolled 84 (1d100) >>5232016 A fugg, suplex!
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5232016 Attack the Boss after he's been suplexed.
Anonymous
>>5232022 The boss goes for a double hammer strike! But then the mob suplexed him!
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5232040 THE MOB IS PINNING HIM, COUNT UP TO THREE
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5232040 NOW BROTHERS, AN ALL OUT ATTACK! FINISH THIS FIGHT!
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:geIPzy21 Sat 16 Apr 2022 19:04:32 No. 5232047 Report >>5232040 PIN HIM, ONE PINS BY THE LEG, OTHER BY THE ARM
Anonymous
Rolled 52, 32, 92 = 176 (3d100) >>5232047 Roll 1d100 to pin him down
>>5232046 Roll 1d100 to give him the final blow, if the mob's pin succeeds, add +5 to your bonus
>>5232044 Roll 1d100 to see if you can count to three
Gustaf has +8 Power Bonus
Mob has +5 power bonus
Boss has +25 bonus
Twinkle learned math in school
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
Rolled 43 (1d100) >>5232064 >92 1, 2, 5!
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:geIPzy21 Sat 16 Apr 2022 19:18:36 No. 5232073 Report Rolled 76 (1d100) >>5232064 >52 Ah come on, this shit ain't fair!
Anonymous
>>5232073 >missed by 1 Perhaps Gustaf can come in clutch
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:geIPzy21 Sat 16 Apr 2022 19:20:53 No. 5232077 Report >>5232075 Wait, I forgot to add the +5 OP
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5232075 I would say Mob actually edged out due to power bonus, but apparently counting is hard
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 72 + 18 (1d100 + 18) >>5232075 Mob has +5 power you cheater. 81 > 77.
>>5232073 Do not let OP gaslight you. You are victorious
>>5232064 Finishing this fight!
Anonymous
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:geIPzy21 Sat 16 Apr 2022 19:23:53 No. 5232082 Report Quoted By:
>>5232080 I respectfully, but firmly, disagree
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5232080 OP we all know you want to be Obi-Wan Kenobi
Anonymous
>>5232083 who the fuck doesn't
Lily Knight Twinkle
Anonymous
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:geIPzy21 Sat 16 Apr 2022 19:27:47 No. 5232090 Report Quoted By:
>>5232085 Fair enough, now make Obiwan proud
and train child soldiers and add the bonus
Anonymous
Anyway. Gustaf finished off the boss. While Twinkle probably should have paid more attention in math class
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:geIPzy21 Sat 16 Apr 2022 19:29:17 No. 5232094 Report >>5232092 Steal Boss' boots!
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5232092 Boss defeated! Experience gain, huge?
Mob Knight Abel
>>5232092 let's see that loot boyo
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5232092 >loot Hello there.
Anonymous
Rolled 95 (1d100) >>5232094 >>5232095 >>5232097 >>5232099 You got a pair of boots and nothing else, trust me
Completely unrelated, roll 1d100 each
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5232103 >unrelated roll come on nigga
Lily Knight Twinkle
Rolled 42 (1d100) >>5232103 Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:geIPzy21 Sat 16 Apr 2022 19:36:10 No. 5232107 Report Rolled 78 (1d100) >>5232103 Hate unrelated rolls
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 21 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5232103 >95 OP back to rigging the loot and Experience Die.
Lily Knight Twinkle
where the fuck is weeb in all this
Weebus
Quoted By:
>>5232110 Reading Lily's doujins, think I'll take his seat since Abel is here
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5232110 Being useless on the floor, like always. He hasn't been the same since he got run over by the Train Dragon.
Anonymous
>>5232104 >>5232105 >>5232107 >>5232108 Suddenly, the trap doors spring open and a squad of crossbowmen pops out. The knights are then littered with bolts, taking heavy damage.
"Y'know we could totally did this earlier. Boss would still be alive"
"He was sleeping with my wife, Steve"
Mob Knight Abel
>>5232117 FUCK
THROW BOTTLES AT THEM!
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5232117 >>5232118 Throw the Mob at them after they've thrown the bottles.
Weebus
>>5232117 Well if you are without a boss that means you are unemployed! Which means you are not being paid for this anymore! Go home!
Anonymous
Rolled 15, 96, 28 = 139 (3d100) >>5232118 >>5232119 >>5232120 Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5232122 Call all of them loser cucks who have to get their wives' boyfriend permission to play.
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 16 (1d100) >>5232122 URAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Weebus
Rolled 41 (1d100) >>5232122 HEY DAVE, YOU SHOULD DIVORCE YOUR WIFE
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 94 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5232122 >>5232124 >the Mob with the clutch victory I apologize in advance as I fail to make the toss due to OP rigging dice.
Weebus
Quoted By:
>>5232127 Clutch victories, clutch victories all around
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5232127 By the Lord, we're in business now.
Anonymous
>>5232124 >>5232126 >>5232127 NOW the encounter's truly finished
Mob Knight Abel
>>5232144 Okay, check those dudes
see if we can loot their crossbows
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5232144 Sniff out the loot and experience.
Anonymous
>>5232148 >>5232151 You got about 3.5 gold. 2 and a half crossbows. Some thug armor and a pair of boxers
Mob Knight Abel
>>5232156 nice, throw the boxers at Lilly Knight's head
The Mob will take two crossbows for our weapon arsenal.
Weebus
Quoted By:
>>5232156 I can buy recent issue of [generic shonen] with those 3.5 gold!
Anonymous
>>5232157 And with that. I think we can end this session for today. I gotta sleep now. See you all next time
updates be here and wahtevs:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin Mob Knight Abel
Anonymous
Mob Knight Cain
Quoted By:
One more thread one step closer to a mob state
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Weebusy orknight
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5239207 The Grail is within reach. Open the door.
Mob Knight Abel
>>5239207 Yes open the door; have our crossbows ready to shoot like a breaching team
Anonymous
>>5239211 >>5239215 dun dun dun dun dun
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Mob Knight Abel
>>5239230 Also add tactical torches to our crossbows so we can light it up
Twinkle Twinkle
>>5239230 Its a poorly lit room!
Anonymous
>>5239231 >>5239232 >>5239233 Speaking of which, who wanna roll for encounters
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5239239 I will take on this task.
Mob Knight Abel
Anonymous
>>5239243 >>5239245 Roll 1d100 against eachother to play rock paper scissors
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 34 (1d100) >>5239251 How about you just let us progress the story OP
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 24 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5239251 Oh lord, how am I ever to beat the Mob in a Dice-off? It is an impossibility.
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5239251 Did my post get eaten by the void?
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 60 (1d100) >>5239251 rock paper harakiri
Anonymous
>>5239253 HOw about you progress deez nuts--I mean, in the middle of the room, you see it! The grail!
Roll 1d100
90-100: And you're just in time too! The cultists have barely begun preparing for the ritual!
70-89: And you're just in time too! The cultists are preparing to start the ritual! BUt the rogue knights are there!
40-69: The ritual has already started! The cultists are working their dark magics while the rogue knights stand guard!
2-39: The ritual is almost complete! Only one more step and the cultists will succeed!
1: it's too late
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 18 (1d100) >>5239279 GRAIL PAPER HARAKIRI
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 86 (1d100) >>5239279 Get it
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5239283 why does OP rig mob's dice to be godly? is it because of his untamed homolust?
Anonymous
>>5239283 I dunno what you're talking about. I never rig any dice ever
Weeb 3
>>5239288 prove it, roll 1d1000
Mob Knight Abel
>>5239288 Shoot cultists with crossbows before they start the ritual
Anonymous
Rolled 43 (1d100) >>5239290 Weeb 3
>>5239293 Weeb pours 43-years old sake inside the Hory Grail
Mob Knight Cain
Quoted By:
Sorry I wasnt posting. I didnt want to dirty my keybord with the pizza./...... u kn ow how it is
Anonymous
>>5239291 >>5239294 Before you can do anything to affect the ritual, the group of Rogue Knights appears, aiming to stop you
Weeb 3
>>5239297 Weeb i-frames through the knights and continues on his merry way!
Twinkle Twinkle
>>5239297 Try to speed around them and get to the cultists
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5239297 Egads, two additional mysterious knights appear to be defending the cultists. Who could they possibly be?!
Anonymous
Rolled 42, 10, 13, 50 = 115 (4d100) >>5239299 >>5239300 Roll 1d100
Twinkle Twinkle
Rolled 71 (1d100) >>5239302 Weeb 3
Rolled 32 (1d100) >>5239302 Mob Knight Cain
Quoted By:
Rolled 26 (1d100) >>5239302 Anonymous
Mob Knight Cain
>>5239309 as the chumps give chase.... the mob stops behind to block their way
Twinkle Twinkle
>>5239309 I stab the cultist with the glowiest hands
If none of their hands are glowing, I'll just stab the closest one
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5239309 Engage the Rouge Knights!
Weeb 3
>>5239309 Weeb knees the fucker who grabbed him in the elbow
Anonymous
Rolled 11, 38, 16, 39, 54 = 158 (5d100) >>5239311 Roll 1d100 against my first roll
You have +5 Power bonus
The other rogue knight has a +10 Power bonus
>>5239313 Roll 1d100 against the chump cultists of my second roll
You have +10 Speed
>>5239314 As you engage the rogue knights alongside the mob, Roll 1d100 against my third roll of a rogue knight trying to disengage
You have +8 Power
The other rogue knight has +10 speed
>>5239315 Roll 1d100 against my fourth roll to knee the fucker who grabbed you
There's one out of the four rogue knights left, and they will add my last roll to whichever rogue knight that rolled the lowest
Twinkle Twinkle
Rolled 5 + 10 (1d100 + 10) >>5239336 Stab
Twinkle Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5239338 It was supposed to be an easy roll
Weeb 3
Rolled 3 (1d100) >>5239336 Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5239341 DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 51 + 13 (1d100 + 13) >>5239336 Stand and deliver, traitors!
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 10 (1d100) >>5239336 URAH
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
An impressive display of failures across the board here.
Mob Knight Cain
Rolled 24 (1d100) >>5239336 drinking beers
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5239359 if we made bread we could be where that guy is, instead we down here, we need to go and make it BIG, we need to get that grail/. Obtain motivation and inner strength 4 victory
Anonymous
there's like 4 panels at once, pls hold
Mob Knight Cain
Quoted By:
stop being broke
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5239367 I will hold
your balls in a pot of boiling oil for 5 minutes if you make me roll 3 again
>>5239354 >>5239357 Legend has it,
the grail is full of alcoholic beverage . You know what to do.
Anonymous
>>5239354 >>5239357 >>5239338 The rogue knights broke through the Mob Knights' defense! Night Knight and the Elite Knight immediately goes for Twinkle and slams her into the wall!
>>5239341 As the weeb tries to knee the fucker who grabbed him, he was thrown across the room! Getting up, Orkuzashi comes to a horrible revelation: the other guy is also a weeb knight
>>5239353 At least Gustaf managed to stop the enemy Lilly Knight. That's something
Mob Knight Cain
>>5239398 fade into shadows
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5239398 Throw not!-Twinkle at Night Knight and Pay-to-Win scrub so they have to let Twinkle go.
Anonymous
>>5239399 The mob has been banished to the shadowrealm
Mob Knight Cain
>>5239405 Clip into backrooms to find some gear
Weeb 3
>>5239398 OH, IS HE APPROACHING ME?!
I unsheathe my blade and slice the chinknight in half with one clean cut.
Anonymous
>>5239409 Damn what the hell did the Chin Knight ever do to you
Anonymous
Rolled 24, 59 = 83 (2d100) >>5239403 >>5239408 Roll 1d100
Gustaf has +8 Power
Rogue Lilly Knight has +7 Power
Mob Knight Cain
Rolled 8 (1d100) >>5239415 My guy Xhlortehone how you doin back here....
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 2 + 13 (1d100 + 13) >>5239415 Former Lesbian Thot Projectile, Launch!
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 7 + 13 (1d100 + 13) >>5239421 >>5239415 I hate the Dice Rigger.
Twinkle Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5239422 Looks like he hates you a lot more
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5239412 i just gave the chink knight a funny name
Anonymous
>>5239421 >>5239422 >>5239417 Big Failures all around. The Rogue Lilly Knight has broken free!
And shit it's 3 AM. I gotta sleep. Thread will continue later. When I wake up. Probably. Toodles
Anonymous
Quoted By:
what did he mean by this
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5251770 OP has failed us once again.
Anonymous
>>5239429 you need a 4chan pass
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5252277 Just to post pictures now?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5257290 I hope you've learned your lesson and will no longer rig the dice.
Anonymous
>>5257297 Impossible
I never rigged any dice ever
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 75 (1d100) >>5259123 Lily Knight Twinkle
Rolled 48 (1d100) >>5259180 SHIT I'M LATE
Anonymous
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5259238 Get angry that the men are touching us and and try to throw them in a rage
Anonymous
WEEB KNIGHT
Rolled 13 (1d100) Use "That".
Anonymous
>>5259240 >>5259261 Oh hey Roll 1d100. Use your Power as bonus
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 14 + 8 (1d100 + 8) >>5259263 *angry katana slashing noises*
Anonymous
Lily Knight Twinkle
Rolled 73 + 6 (1d100 + 6) >>5259263 WEEB KNIGHT
Rolled 69 + 8 (1d100 + 8) >>5259263 Web 33
Anonymous
>>5259272 >>5259273 Twinkle suddenly dashes from where she was pinned and ran over to the Weeb Knight. Then she yeeted him.
This is totally an epic maneuver to sow chaos in the enemy ranks.
Totally not because OP forgot where everyone was
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5259281 Descend into chaos as every starts arguing about who's fighting who
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5259324 Swipe at not!-Twinkle while she is distracted by OP's confusion.
Lily Knight Twinkle
Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5259324 Yeet the weeb right into the confused mess
Anonymous
>>5259331 >>5259335 But can Gustaf TELL THE DIFFERENCE ?
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Lily Knight Twinkle
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 36 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5259354 A projectile is a projectile, but yes I should absolutely be able to tell since I was standing next to not!-Twinkle before these shenanigans began
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Lily Knight Twinkle
Rolled 74 + 10 (1d100 + 10) >>5259354 >>5259362 Try to evade
Anonymous
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5259370 Wait...what do our enemies need the Grail for anyway
Anonymous
>>5259371 "Hah! You don't know the grail's true purpose! With it, we can--" the rest of the cultists' speech is drowned out by the ongoing chaos
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5259378 Wait, where is the Grail anyway
Anonymous
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5259386 Cultists immediately get killed by the rogue knights
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5259386 Observe how the cultists get closer to finishing the ritual while we dilly dally and avoid fighting.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
I gotta deal with some IRL stuff in a bit. Thread continues in about 8 hours
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5259710 The Knights shuffle around awkwardly as they've been standing still waiting for OP to return for 8 hours.
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5259731 404: Other Knights not Found
Throw the Mob at the Rouge Knights before they start beating up all the AFK Knights.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Cant stay have mother's day stuff to do. Just passing by to say hi anons. Have a good adventure
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5259745 Weeb is present, mr Openhammer!
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5259731 Weeb slowly pulls out Nambu 99.
Anonymous
>>5259745 >Rouge The weeb is thrown at the Rouge Knights. Allowing the Rogue Knights to beat up the AFK Knights undisturbed
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5259759 Throw OP at the Rogue Knights for intentionally misinterpreting my actions in an obvious attempt to prolong the episode like it's Dragon Ball Z or something.
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5259759 Open fire at OP for ruining my school shooting.
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5259783 With OP suitably chastised, I guess we enter Combat now. Equip the Mob as weapons.
Weeb 3
>>5259783 >Guns not allowed Weeb pulls out katana and dashes towards not-Twinkle, this shall be the ultimate battle of speed and raw power!
Anonymous
Rolled 5, 50, 41, 63 = 159 (4d100) >>5259790 >>5259796 Weeb roll 1d100 to attempt Banzai Charge
You have +8 Bonus
THe Rogue Knights have +10
Weeb 3
Rolled 56 + 8 (1d100 + 8) >>5259808 Weeb 3
>>5259790 Shoulda boosted me with prayer. Now I die.
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5259812 Well, you shouldn't have been fucking stupid then.
>>5259808 Throw the Mob at the clump of Rogue Knights beating up the weeb.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
[Weeb will remember this.]
Anonymous
Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5259811 >>5259817 The Elite Knight grabs the weeb and throws him back! Gustaf roll 1d100
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 63 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5259830 How dare this pay-2-win scrub infringe on my patented combat techniques!
Twinkle Twinkle
>>5259830 Taunt the rogue Night Knight to fight me one on one.
Anonymous
Rolled 28 (1d100) >>5259833 >>5259839 As the Weeb crashes into Gustaf, Twinkle attempts to taunt the Night Knight.
Roll 1d100
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5259833 >>5259849 Weeb uses Gustaf's face as a jump-pad and dashes back at evilTwinkle with extra speed.
Twinkle Twinkle
Rolled 20 (1d100) >>5259849 I yell out "Dork!" Anonymous
Mob Knight Cain
>>5259874 Thats it. It's mob time.
Anonymous
Weeb 3
>>5259874 >>5259897 OP is drunk again.
Anonymous
>>5259906 How dare you. My body is a temple. Unknown to vices and corruption
Weeb 3
>>5259897 In a display of titanic power and desperation, Weeb lifts Gustaf off the ground and hurls him at the evil knights.
>>5259911 I will believe that when I can roll two dice instead of one. Until then OP remains an alcoholic.
Anonymous
Rolled 32 (1d100) >>5259918 Too bad, so sad. I gotta, uh, sleep. So Roll 1d100 to end this session
Weeb 3
Rolled 22 (1d100) >>5259925 Anonymous
>>5259926 Good night everybody
Weeb Knight
Rolled 30 (1d100) >>5259928 Sleep when you're dead.
Anonymous
Anonymous
OP went on a trip to gulag.
Anonymous
Weeb Knight
Rolled 83 (1d100) >>5275648 Assume the position
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 14 (1d100) >>5275665 Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.
Anonymous
Weeb Knight
Rolled 26 (1d100) >>5275676 Surprise! Wakizashi up in yo' face!
Anonymous
Rolled 15, 70 = 85 (2d100) >>5275678 OH SHIT ROLL 1d100
Weeb Knight
Rolled 9 (1d100) >>5275680 I've practiced 1000 swings a day!
Weeb Knight
Quoted By:
>>5275681 Phewwwwwwwww...... Big whiff
Anonymous
>>5275681 sHOULDA PRACTICED MORE
Weeb Knight
Rolled 95 (1d100) >>5275689 *RECORD SCRATCH*
*FREEZE FRAME*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Anonymous
>>5275698 The Who's Baba O' Reily playing loudly in the background
Weeb Knight
Rolled 27 (1d100) >>5275700 Start reflecting on the life choices we made that led us to this moment.
Anonymous
>>5275708 Let us go back. Back to the before times. When the weeb. Was a a wee weeb
Weeb Knight
Rolled 9 (1d100) >>5275717 "Oh yeah! Watch me pull off this sick flip"
>Sandals >Shorts >Adult helmet This is so fucking perfect that I'm laughing my ass off over here.
Anonymous
Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5275724 Roll 1d100 to do a sick kick flip
Weeb Knight
Rolled 91 (1d100) >>5275728 DIES IRAE!
DIES IRAE!
DIES IRAE!
Anonymous
Weeb Knight
Rolled 73 (1d100) >>5275747 Yeah, that's actually how we met Master Aqualung. He could tell we had potential after seeing our skill.
Anonymous
>>5275756 And that is a story.... to continue later. Ina bout 9 hours. Cuz I gotta go now. see yaaaa
Weeb Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5275759 Peace.
Weebusy Orknight
Weebusy Orknight
Quoted By:
Rolled 94 (1d100) >>5275759 Weeb 3