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Quoted By: >>5261417
Cult of Putin
-This is the story of a dude named Dude:
Recording 02.08.2026.
This morning I decided to go to the store for food, etc. I was just walking to the store when suddenly I saw a strange grandmother walking down a dark alley. I decided to follow her, but then my sense of self-preservation took over and I decided not to follow that old woman. Soon after I had shopped in the store. and was walking home I caught the eye of another strange old woman, she was looking at me with her icy eyes and smiling creepily. On both of her arms were tattoos with Putin's face on them, and on her neck there were 50 crosses!!! To make a long story short, today was a very strange day!
Recording 03.08.2026
I'm scared! There was a knock on my door this morning, but when I opened it there was no one there, and there was a box on the floor with CP written on it. I decided to open the box and there were crosses, icons and about 20 wooden figures of Putin. Each of these figures was covered in blood! At the very bottom of the box I noticed
At the very bottom of the box I noticed the bloody inscription "WE SELECT YOU." I called the police, but NO ONE BELIEVES ME!!! I locked the door and curled up under my bed...
Recording 05.08.2026
Every time I look out the window I see about 10 grandmothers looking at me...
-What's Dude gonna do?
-This is the story of a dude named Dude:
Recording 02.08.2026.
This morning I decided to go to the store for food, etc. I was just walking to the store when suddenly I saw a strange grandmother walking down a dark alley. I decided to follow her, but then my sense of self-preservation took over and I decided not to follow that old woman. Soon after I had shopped in the store. and was walking home I caught the eye of another strange old woman, she was looking at me with her icy eyes and smiling creepily. On both of her arms were tattoos with Putin's face on them, and on her neck there were 50 crosses!!! To make a long story short, today was a very strange day!
Recording 03.08.2026
I'm scared! There was a knock on my door this morning, but when I opened it there was no one there, and there was a box on the floor with CP written on it. I decided to open the box and there were crosses, icons and about 20 wooden figures of Putin. Each of these figures was covered in blood! At the very bottom of the box I noticed
At the very bottom of the box I noticed the bloody inscription "WE SELECT YOU." I called the police, but NO ONE BELIEVES ME!!! I locked the door and curled up under my bed...
Recording 05.08.2026
Every time I look out the window I see about 10 grandmothers looking at me...
-What's Dude gonna do?
