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A mystical world filled with powerful arch-mages and ancient dragons, fantastic cities of gold ruled by mighty kings. In this world of Kings and Queens, you are… kind of a nobody. Not so much of a nobody that you spend your life shoveling shit and dying of a plague. You're the kind of nobody that manages to live in marginally less feces-soaked garb, while keeping the shit shovelers in check.
You are a knight, a warrior capable of not immediately being trampled in the first skirmish your obese overlord throws you into. Your name will never be inked into the tomes of history, in this land, it is custom to discard your name upon your knighting, and you are bequeathed a title by your God-chosen ruler.
As with jobs in this time, you have about as much social mobility as an aborted snail, but you do know of one singular method of acquiring your own comfy little life. A princess. Or a prince, you don't exactly care at this point. Saving one of those desperate damsels and tricking their Stockholm syndrome addled gray matter into marrying you, will earn you the easy life of duke, a barely shit-scented one at that.
But to acquire your own piece of budding royal behind, you are going to need some knowledge of your abilities. How can you expect to save a princess when you can’t even quantify how good you are at bench pressing dragon femurs?
Thankfully for your shield slugging self, your lord happens to have a mystical practitioner of the most vile of magics… Mathematics Voodoo. You make your way to your king's boy-whore/sorcerer and plead for information of your personal characteristics.
He is more than eager to tell you all about his disgusting magic, and the way he is able to quantify your very being into just a handful of numbers. These SSSSTATS as he calls them, are EXTREMELY IMPORTANT AND CANNOT BE CHANGED, EVEN IF YOU REEEEALLY WANT TO. So, humble knight, allocate these points and be on your way.
>IN ADDITION TO COMMANDING AROUND THIS SWORD SWINGING MEAT-PUPPET, YOU MAY ALSO SUBMIT "CORE WORDS"
>THESE WORDS WILL BE THE CORE OF YOUR CHARACTER AND THE VARIOUS NPC'S YOU MEET DURING YOUR JOURNEY
You are a knight, a warrior capable of not immediately being trampled in the first skirmish your obese overlord throws you into. Your name will never be inked into the tomes of history, in this land, it is custom to discard your name upon your knighting, and you are bequeathed a title by your God-chosen ruler.
As with jobs in this time, you have about as much social mobility as an aborted snail, but you do know of one singular method of acquiring your own comfy little life. A princess. Or a prince, you don't exactly care at this point. Saving one of those desperate damsels and tricking their Stockholm syndrome addled gray matter into marrying you, will earn you the easy life of duke, a barely shit-scented one at that.
But to acquire your own piece of budding royal behind, you are going to need some knowledge of your abilities. How can you expect to save a princess when you can’t even quantify how good you are at bench pressing dragon femurs?
Thankfully for your shield slugging self, your lord happens to have a mystical practitioner of the most vile of magics… Mathematics Voodoo. You make your way to your king's boy-whore/sorcerer and plead for information of your personal characteristics.
He is more than eager to tell you all about his disgusting magic, and the way he is able to quantify your very being into just a handful of numbers. These SSSSTATS as he calls them, are EXTREMELY IMPORTANT AND CANNOT BE CHANGED, EVEN IF YOU REEEEALLY WANT TO. So, humble knight, allocate these points and be on your way.
>IN ADDITION TO COMMANDING AROUND THIS SWORD SWINGING MEAT-PUPPET, YOU MAY ALSO SUBMIT "CORE WORDS"
>THESE WORDS WILL BE THE CORE OF YOUR CHARACTER AND THE VARIOUS NPC'S YOU MEET DURING YOUR JOURNEY
