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Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger the king of the pirates obtained this and everything else the world had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas.
"You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to find it!"
Thus he kicked off an age of adventure and, more importantly, Mystery!
There are many superstitions out at sea. Not so surprising, given how sailors would be stuck with nothing but the waters for months on end, encountering one bizarre phenomenon after the other. They need to make sense of those and so they spin wild stories to try and explain the unexplainable. One of them is that if you hear the skies rumbling yet it's perfectly sunny outside you should turn out immediately. For it is the stomach of the Sea Devil that's growling and you'll be swallowed up if you don't get out of there. Yet as for many things there are simple explanations even for such strange occurrences. For example today is dodgeball day.
The rules are quite simple. Toss Marauder out and smack someone in the face with him. And don't get hit. It used to be a tad boring if we're being totally honest. Not much more than you and Will tossing a crab back and forth. But with a third player things got a whole lot more interesting. As the crab gets slapped around his shell makes a satisfyingly loud SMACK. Things get a bit chaotic as he starts going faster and faster, bouncing off the ships hull and the surface of the water. The airspace around the ship gets quite dangerous with the cannonball-like bug zooms around. It's quite a good exercise if we're being honest. Helps one hone their sky walk technique, their hand-eye coordination, dodging and the ability to smack a bitch.
Will deftly avoids the bug and after a brief chase he manages to kick it right back at you.
"SUCK IT!"
You're about to catch Marauder in your hands when Nutmeg swoops in and shoots the bug at Will with her scythe like a hockey puck. William is completely caught off guard and the hard shell of the bug hits him square in the face which gets a laugh out of you. He falls down to the deck and after quickly rubbing his nose he shouts at you.
"HNNNNG! NO FAIR! Big stinky cheaty cheater! Your wife covering for you is against the rules!"
You're too busy laughing at Bullseye to pay any attention to his insults... or to Nutmeg who hits the rebound bug again and sends him flying straight into your gut. With the air escaping your lungs you fall down as well and hold your hurty tummy.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuugh."
You groan in pain.
Smiling from the satisfaction Nutmeg blows a stray lock of hair out of her eyes.
"Looks like that's another win for me boys! What do you say? Best 7 out of 13?"
"ARGH! This is bullshit!"
Will throws a hissy fit.
"No matter how much I practice I can't get as strong as you guys!"
"You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to find it!"
Thus he kicked off an age of adventure and, more importantly, Mystery!
There are many superstitions out at sea. Not so surprising, given how sailors would be stuck with nothing but the waters for months on end, encountering one bizarre phenomenon after the other. They need to make sense of those and so they spin wild stories to try and explain the unexplainable. One of them is that if you hear the skies rumbling yet it's perfectly sunny outside you should turn out immediately. For it is the stomach of the Sea Devil that's growling and you'll be swallowed up if you don't get out of there. Yet as for many things there are simple explanations even for such strange occurrences. For example today is dodgeball day.
The rules are quite simple. Toss Marauder out and smack someone in the face with him. And don't get hit. It used to be a tad boring if we're being totally honest. Not much more than you and Will tossing a crab back and forth. But with a third player things got a whole lot more interesting. As the crab gets slapped around his shell makes a satisfyingly loud SMACK. Things get a bit chaotic as he starts going faster and faster, bouncing off the ships hull and the surface of the water. The airspace around the ship gets quite dangerous with the cannonball-like bug zooms around. It's quite a good exercise if we're being honest. Helps one hone their sky walk technique, their hand-eye coordination, dodging and the ability to smack a bitch.
Will deftly avoids the bug and after a brief chase he manages to kick it right back at you.
"SUCK IT!"
You're about to catch Marauder in your hands when Nutmeg swoops in and shoots the bug at Will with her scythe like a hockey puck. William is completely caught off guard and the hard shell of the bug hits him square in the face which gets a laugh out of you. He falls down to the deck and after quickly rubbing his nose he shouts at you.
"HNNNNG! NO FAIR! Big stinky cheaty cheater! Your wife covering for you is against the rules!"
You're too busy laughing at Bullseye to pay any attention to his insults... or to Nutmeg who hits the rebound bug again and sends him flying straight into your gut. With the air escaping your lungs you fall down as well and hold your hurty tummy.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuugh."
You groan in pain.
Smiling from the satisfaction Nutmeg blows a stray lock of hair out of her eyes.
"Looks like that's another win for me boys! What do you say? Best 7 out of 13?"
"ARGH! This is bullshit!"
Will throws a hissy fit.
"No matter how much I practice I can't get as strong as you guys!"
