>>5273458>>5273470>>5273473>Success!"Urgent need for answers..." types OP, as he considers the gravity of his situation. After watching a particularly compelling documentary on Freemasons and their intricate web of worldwide conspiracies, he had reached a revelation.
The freemasons needed him. Their secret society would collapse without his help. His immense intellect would lead the freemansons into a new age - one unbound by the fetters of idiots and petty men. It was for this reason why he chose to post on /qst/ for advice. Everybody knew that /qst/ was a veritable round-table for powerful and well-versed masters of the secret world, unlike those mere posers on /x/.
Within moments of making his post, a window opens on his desktop, unbidden. It was an application. Evidently, his insight had caught the attention of the hidden masters of the modern world.
But then, he reads the first line of the application:
"What is your highest level of education?"
Roll for OP's education level, best of 3 1d100. -20 modifier penalty for posting an /x/ question on /qst/
